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Share your old cringey posts!
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#1 Posted: 03:45:19 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
I have been here since '08 so I got a lotta dirt:


And some from darker times...

Take it from me kids, if you ever need to feel confident in the evolution of your communication skills, then take a look at that bull-hockey

EDIT: Meant to say that I used to be a real ass... not sure how people put up with me tbh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:56:23 11/02/2017 by Dragon Lover
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#2 Posted: 04:04:38 11/02/2017
you don't want to see mine

you will be stuck in an eternal cringe
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#3 Posted: 04:07:42 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: PwnageFTW
you don't want to see mine

you will be stuck in an eternal cringe


let the cringe commence
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#4 Posted: 04:10:24 11/02/2017
A good chunk of my older posts are just yaoi spam.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#5 Posted: 04:22:13 11/02/2017
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#5325976

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=110196

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#5331676
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#6 Posted: 04:25:06 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: ZapNorris



2014 is too recent try again
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#7 Posted: 04:28:17 11/02/2017
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=57154
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BREATHE AIR.
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#8 Posted: 04:30:16 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor


3.5/10 cringe level, you're not in TOO deep
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#9 Posted: 04:50:05 11/02/2017
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/vi...&page=1#3309765
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#10 Posted: 04:50:51 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
ha ha ha ha

oh, man, wish I remembered my first account's pass (I'm pretty sure I remember very, very first one I came up with for it, before I changed it later), but I'm pretty sure I changed it to something I punched in randomly so I wouldn't use it again

On a related note: I wonder how many people have "spyro" or "cynder" in their passwords


oh my god you used to be gamingmaster_76? I totally remember you now smilie
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#11 Posted: 05:50:39 11/02/2017
probably this one and the ones before it
i cant share it cuz that's 22,744 posts.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:51:35 11/02/2017 by wspyro
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#12 Posted: 06:43:31 11/02/2017
basically everything i ever posted for the first few years i've been on this site is cringe
Quote: Thunderdragon14
LOL heres mine
smilie UGH its no use!
smilie well maybe if we try to eat it!
smilie EAT WHAT ITS POOP!
smilie oooooooo pink butterflys
smilie SHUT UP!!!
smilie *punches hunter in face*
smilie and smilie *dies in shock
smilie *eats sparx*
smilie I WILL NOT DIE smilie
smilie *dies*


Quote: Thunderdragon14
well we all know malefor's lair was a bit dissipointing right?
well i thought of my own idea for it well it might not be good but heres my idea: when spyro and cynder walk into the room malefor says "at last the dragons are here,it might of been hard for u to get here but dont worry it will all be for nothing!" then spyro says "no u will be for nothing!!!!" *cynder slowly walks back* cynder says "spyro i-im scared then before spyro could say anything malefor says "U LOOK SO WIMP LIKE!!!! allow me to make u more ...better. after u did so much for me!"
spyro says "U USED HER U...U" jumps against malefor*
*malefor dodges* cynder says "spyro becareful!"
then spyro says "its ok cynder stay back"
malefor says "HA! u are to late little wimpy dragons!"
"time to bring some fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" spyro says "NO!!!"
*spyro breaths a huge earth bullet at malefor before anything happens*
malefor says "GAH!!!! THATS IT!!!!! *turns cynder dark*
spyro says "NO CYNDER!!!!!!"
*battle starts* in this battle u are on the ground and ur in the same room u were in when u first entered the level. the way u win is avoid malefors attacks (giant ice ballz, fire, purple breath, earth missles, melee attacks and purple balls) and spyro is the only playible person dark cynder is in the room and she trys to attack u making the battle harder and if u attack cynder she uses a very powerful attacks on spyro
when malefors health is empty a quick time comes so spyro needs to use a purple commet on malefor by pressing x
after da random battle....
*malefor falls down and the dark magic goes away from cynder*
spyro says "cynder....." then cynder says "thank u spyro"
malefor says after that "AHHG! u made eyour choice!!!! *puts chain back on spyro and cynder* "spyro, cynder soon the world will be destroyed with u along with it!!!!" Spyro and cynder say "WE WILL STOP U!!!" malefor says oh yeah? *flys out into sky with spyro and cynder following* now the sky battle has begun. he now has new attacks but he doesnt use his earth bullet and fire balls anymore.
he can now use purple stuff on his hand for a strong attack.
and when his health bar goes empty a quick time event goes each spyro and cynder need to use a purple bean at him by pressing [] alot.
then a cutscean comes.
*the destroyer pops out of ground* malefor says "WELCOME TO UR DEATH!!!!!!!" *fires goes everywhere* cynder says "spyro if we dont make it- *spyro inturupts cynder* "dont worry cynder we will make it!"
malefor says "PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
spyro: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*battle begins*
k for this battle he has all the attacks he had in the first and second battle. malefor forms a purple bubble around him and his attacks seem stronger but there not. so fill ur fury bar then use ur fury on him.
then a quick time comes wich spyro and cynder uses there fury comets on malefor by pressing triangle. then cynder uses her fury beam then malefor cynder and spyro fall into the valcano then malefor grabs them and trys to push them down into the lava so u press X X X X X X X X to break out them the destroyer randomly pops up and spyro cynder and malefor land on it so they fly onto ground then cutscean pops up.
malefor says "THIS IS THE END!!!!!!!"
then ancestor ghoasts pop up and go into malefor then malefor EXPLOADS!!!!!!!(no he doesnt go into the rock he EXPLOADS!!!)
then spyro says "cynder i knew we could make it."
then cynder says "wha-what do we do now?
*spyro sees ignitus*
ignitus says "spyro when a dragon dies it doesnt not leave this world its spirit lives on binding its self with nature authoring hope for our future"
then spyro says "cynder i no what i need to do just get out of here!"
cynder says "no im not leaveing without u!"
*spyro and cynder wrap there wings around eachother*
*spyro does fury to save the world*
then the rest of the game goes normal hope u like it xP
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#13 Posted: 12:29:11 11/02/2017
[Insert every post I've ever made, including this one]
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Bruh
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#14 Posted: 13:18:42 11/02/2017
Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Crash10
[Insert every post I've ever made, including this one]


Error: Your post is 1 characters over the limit.


I can make how many OCs I want if I double post.
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 13:19:56 11/02/2017 by Crash10
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#15 Posted: 14:02:23 11/02/2017
EVIL!
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=9989
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#16 Posted: 15:09:52 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Thunderdragon... that was a wild ride

Quote: Drawdler
Oh yeah I remember talkig with you DL. Didn't we go on either Dragon Cave or Adopters together for a little? I definitely remember seeing you a lot and I'd strike up a conversation again (it's always fun to me even if it only generates one conversation), but, well, I'm not really in the mood for anything like that.


I'm sure we did, I was always all for stuff like that smilie I have always sucked wang at maintaining conversations tho so I'm not surprised we probably never got past "hey how ya doin'?" messages, lol.
Canidae Blue Sparx Gems: 588
#17 Posted: 19:02:58 11/02/2017
Unfortunately, the majority of my intellectually stimulating posts have long since been purged, but there are a couple remnants left.

This flawless fanfic

And this encounter, where my English language skills failed me miserably, and I accidentally revealed myself as a white supremacist.

[User Posted Image]
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These violent delights have violent ends.
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#18 Posted: 19:06:34 11/02/2017 | Topic Creator
One thing I love is the purity of the posts by people on fanfic pages like that. Everyone was always so supportive of others' fics, it's so sweet smilie
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#19 Posted: 22:24:43 11/02/2017
my oldest posts are funny, but really i think my cringiest posts are probably me thirst posting for whatever male musician/actor i was obsessed with at the time.
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#20 Posted: 03:13:21 12/02/2017
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=96026
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#21 Posted: 03:27:57 12/02/2017
Quote: somePerson
[User Posted Image]
best minecraft building ever!

Quote: somePerson
Yeah I'm just gonna drop this link here. http://www.minecraftforum.net/...obrine-mod-v04/

too lazy to find more tbh
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#22 Posted: 03:46:55 12/02/2017
i'm gonna catalogue some of young hci's best

Quote:
I keep seeing ads on here for some princess show
It must be Dark's big theater debut!
Quick to the Movuemobile!
(Batman transition)
HIR will be cast as his Prince Charming and X-Treme will be the evil queen
Quick Seiki, write some yaoi in this!


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T'was the Night before Bump Day By HCI
T'was the Night before Bump Day
And all through the forum,
Not one sparx was posting, not even aura-rum.
The holiday stormed topics, leaving no stone unturned,
Sparx were waiting in anguish, wanting badly to burn,

The Red Sparxs were napping in there cute little cribs
With visions of bumping and possibly fibs,
And hunters on guard, and me on my couch,
Were exhausted and begging to slouch,

When out on the home page there was such an uproar,
I jumped from my couch to stop it no more
Away to Idle Chatter I ran like the flash
Looked out on the horison oh just so fast

The moon on the titles of the bright blue links,
Gave the lustrous letters a brand new fix,
When, what to my wondering eyes should come closer
But a miniature caddilac, and eight lone users!

With a little driver, so happy and perverted,
I knew in a moment it must be somePerson
More rapid than Sonic, he flew down the plane,
And he yelled , and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Troll Slug! now, DummyZ! now, joerox and Bravo!
On, Commmander Game! On, Cynderluv, ! on, on prextail and Saital!
To the top of the pages! to the top of the posts!
Now spam away! Spam away! Spam away The Most!"

As dry Claytface when he spams his Spinelli,
The users bounced through the air like jelly!
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a car full of spam and pointless posts too!.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on Video Gaming
The spamming and cramming of each little sparx
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney somePerson came with a bound.

He was tall and thin, and listining o music,
He saw my posts with a point and told me to lose it!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
I knew this was something that I just may dread

He sung his tune, and started to spam
And filled all the old topics, then put a pic with a ram.
In each little stocking and then began to rise
And giving a nod, up the chimney he looked me in the eye

He sprang to his car, to his team gave a nod
And flew threw the are, clouds resting upon,
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
`Happy Bump day to all, and to all a good night!

FIN
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Quote:
Yes....
LRN2DRKSPROBRO


christ
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#23 Posted: 04:58:21 12/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: hardcoreignitor
i'm gonna catalogue some of young hci's best

Quote:
T'was the Night before Bump Day By HCI
T'was the Night before Bump Day
And all through the forum,
Not one sparx was posting, not even aura-rum.
The holiday stormed topics, leaving no stone unturned,
Sparx were waiting in anguish, wanting badly to burn,

The Red Sparxs were napping in there cute little cribs
With visions of bumping and possibly fibs,
And hunters on guard, and me on my couch,
Were exhausted and begging to slouch,

When out on the home page there was such an uproar,
I jumped from my couch to stop it no more
Away to Idle Chatter I ran like the flash
Looked out on the horison oh just so fast

The moon on the titles of the bright blue links,
Gave the lustrous letters a brand new fix,
When, what to my wondering eyes should come closer
But a miniature caddilac, and eight lone users!

With a little driver, so happy and perverted,
I knew in a moment it must be somePerson
More rapid than Sonic, he flew down the plane,
And he yelled , and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Troll Slug! now, DummyZ! now, joerox and Bravo!
On, Commmander Game! On, Cynderluv, ! on, on prextail and Saital!
To the top of the pages! to the top of the posts!
Now spam away! Spam away! Spam away The Most!"

As dry Claytface when he spams his Spinelli,
The users bounced through the air like jelly!
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a car full of spam and pointless posts too!.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on Video Gaming
The spamming and cramming of each little sparx
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney somePerson came with a bound.

He was tall and thin, and listining o music,
He saw my posts with a point and told me to lose it!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
I knew this was something that I just may dread

He sung his tune, and started to spam
And filled all the old topics, then put a pic with a ram.
In each little stocking and then began to rise
And giving a nod, up the chimney he looked me in the eye

He sprang to his car, to his team gave a nod
And flew threw the are, clouds resting upon,
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
`Happy Bump day to all, and to all a good night!

FIN
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That... is super impressive
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#24 Posted: 05:25:58 12/02/2017
You mean everything in 2013 and 2014
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Gay 4 GARcher
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#25 Posted: 21:37:28 14/02/2017
literally no amount of money will persuade me to share my old posts
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#26 Posted: 22:53:17 14/02/2017
If I could find my old gimmick posts and post them, I would.

Like remember when I was obsessed with Lo or whatever her name is and used screenshots from Stoked in every post I do?
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
DS D Yellow Sparx Gems: 1628
#27 Posted: 02:01:45 15/02/2017
pissaranoma < -- from a diff forum. Got nothing on my mind about this one 'cause I don't use it often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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bananasRded#dab

(Former admin of TapL's Server.)
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#28 Posted: 03:45:05 15/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: DS D
pissaranoma < -- from a diff forum. Got nothing on my mind about this one 'cause I don't use it often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



can someone translate this
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#29 Posted: 05:47:17 15/02/2017
Quote: Dragon Lover
Quote: DS D
pissaranoma < -- from a diff forum. Got nothing on my mind about this one 'cause I don't use it often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



can someone translate this



Maybe its Futurama but with golden showers?
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906
#30 Posted: 05:56:56 15/02/2017
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=54291

Here, take this abomination. Because I'm apparently a masochist and I get a kick out of humiliating myself.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#31 Posted: 06:00:44 15/02/2017
Quote: Dragon Lover
Quote: DS D
pissaranoma < -- from a diff forum. Got nothing on my mind about this one 'cause I don't use it often ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



can someone translate this



I think he ran it through google translate 50 times first.

Either that, or we have encountered the first alien to post on the internet.
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Dead
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#32 Posted: 06:15:11 15/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Waaksian
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=54291

Here, take this abomination. Because I'm apparently a masochist and I get a kick out of humiliating myself.



I think the majority of bad posts involved TLoS emojis, tbh
Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906
#33 Posted: 15:14:03 15/02/2017
Quote: Dragon Lover
Quote: Waaksian
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=54291

Here, take this abomination. Because I'm apparently a masochist and I get a kick out of humiliating myself.



I think the majority of bad posts involved TLoS emojis, tbh



Those tend to be the ones that make me recoil in disgust the most, so I'd have to agree with you.
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#34 Posted: 21:54:27 15/02/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Waaksian
Quote: Dragon Lover



I think the majority of bad posts involved TLoS emojis, tbh



Those tend to be the ones that make me recoil in disgust the most, so I'd have to agree with you.


Oh boy remember the LoS gallery comment sections



That sounds like something I should remember vividly but I have no clue what you're talking about :c
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