darkSpyro

feel like i've made this topic before but it's a free world *glares at dark*

anyway show me some funny quotes that made it into your guestbooks. here's mine:

Quote: G2nt

One minute we're relatively normal, the next there's about 5 million ****ing trend threads

Quote: sonicbrawler182

PS1 Bianca: "Hello ma'am, it's nice to meet you!"

Reignited Bianca: "Your son calls me mommy too."

Quote: Ice Dragoness

Quote: Buchi

Quote: Ice Dragoness

no its not u tw@@

The word of which you have previously mentioned in the title of this particular topic, and once again repeated in the post above albeit with a modified spelling, is a word that, although not universally accepted, especially when used in a formal conversation, is typically known to refer to the part of the female anatomy which is found in the lower half of the body and used during sexual reproduction.

If this topic was about if you were a vagina it would be called if you were a vagina

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Omfg i ordered a hero's tail off of ebay. i got it today and i open the package. the case is enter the dragonfly. i felt my blood pressure spike 10000000000x i was about to throw hands. but its ok the disc is a hero's tail

Quote: Sesshomaru75

if you're okay with pineapple pizza then you deserve to be lined up in front of and shot by a firing squadron until your corpse is riddled with bullet holes and every drop of blood in your body has left your disgusting, reptilian, non-human corpse

good day

Quote: GarbageMemes101

someone post that tattoo of Brian they got when he rip

Quote: arceustheprime

haha u said gay

Quote: BigBoom

Quote: cowpowa23

what is that

what do you mean what is that do you want to get beheaded for high treason

Quote: Kitty

praise JESUS barbie is the truth and the light and the glory i love her her hair is gold like jesus jesus is gold becAUSE gold is the light and the truth and the glory because jesus is the truth and the light and the glory

amen

Quote: HotDogAndZap

Quote: arceustheprime

what is a new zealand anyway

what people buy when they dont want a used zealand

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Who hasn't been funny since 2003?
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Quote: arceustheprime

this is very true and only happens in australia 80% of the time
source: am australia

Quote: DragonCamo

Quote: HotDogAndZap

okay guys
scenario time

y'all are in science class
who do you dissect first

my vote is gnarlytreesnex, i want to know if hes actually human

also i vote DC and Seiki "Most Likely to Have Sex in the Bathroom"

what.

Quote: Spyrobaro

Quote: DragonCamo

Apparently my "wife" is pregant with our 2nd child....hopefully she doesnt eat this one

pregant

Quote: Matteomax

in the club like what up i got a ripto avatar

Quote: Spyrobaro

Quote: TacoMakerSkys

idc im bringing the 4th topic here bby

jesus christ taco what in the name of the devil's pink panties just came out of your word hole

Quote: Carmelita Fox

YOU CAN SUSPEND ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM

Quote: Sun Tzu

But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never come again into being; nor can the dead ever be brought back to life.

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My quotes haven't had time to age because they've only been in there for like two seconds but here

Quote: ZapNorris

i call dark52 dad because he's never there

Quote: blogcology

Quote: Grizzle

Quote: blogcology

Hi guys, I'm new to this and I gotta say Spyro is the best game ever made!

what is your signature supposed to

to wake people up that the earth is flat, and NASA is lying to you.

Quote: Blackholes_Wolf

my uncle works at toys for bob and he says they are delaying the game because they're redubbing the entire game with alex jones

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Quote: Big Green

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: SuperSpyroFan55

Did something like... happen between Big Green and Rendar?

Rendar and Big Green were p much best friends on the forum but Rendar ****ed a box of mini wheats and Big Green felt betrayed

this is true

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: StriderSwag

thank you rob

Quote: Drawdler

**** you rob

Quote: Wreckingball13

**** me rob

Quote: Cynderfan507

**** us rob

this got good fast

Quote: StriderSwag

maybe the real clitoris was the friends we made along the way

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Greeble

Quote: cowpowa23

down with men

down with men

down with men

all hail our glorious leader cow

all hail our glorious leader cow

all hail our glorious leader cow

Did you ever see the 10 Commandments?

didnt cow just say the 10 commandments???

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Bionichute

i want hood sickle to burst into my room and slice me in half, killing me instantly

Who wouldn't

Quote: StriderSwag

stop acting like your the goddamn Lorax speaking for the LGBT trees.

Quote: Big Green

I saw a vagina, Kyle. I have purpose now. It was only from six feet away and she only flashed it for a second, but in that split second I realized that we can colonize mars, Kyle. I saw the potential of human kind. That we can terraform other planets, Kyle. Expand into the infinite.

Quote: Muffin Man

Just find a girl and find a friend and duct tape them together. That's how I do it.

Quote: Sesshomaru75

friendly reminder that i consumed my father breadhead and therefor i am god now

Quote: froggyfroggy33

as long as your pussy doesnt taste like musty hot dog water we should get along just fine

Quote: Carmelita Fox

Quote: Alydol

Two egotistical idiots walk into a bar....

"Ouch!" said Alydol, "This stupid bar was in my way!"

Quote: froggyfroggy33

dumb **** i will put you in camel clutch and break your ****ing spine if you step out of your lane again

Quote: Drawdler

i went against all your advice and bit it and now i'm a spider

Quote: froggyfroggy33

i know a guy with a dick is so big it could probably be considered a continent

Quote: ZapNorris

youve heard of pacific rim now get ready for pacific jim

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: wspyro

i could go for a crystal pepsi rn

yeah and i could go for a fat dick in my ass right about now but we dont all get what we want

Quote: KeybasHedKey

I don't. I'm normal as **** unlike these guys.

Funny

Quote: cow

hi im cow

A classic, everyone was arguing then this new user posted this in the middle of it all out of nowhere.

"Hello Richard I'm gonna put my meat inside of you"-Scrubby

"Yeah, except your a dude, I think, I hope, I pray, I condemn, I wish."-MangaKamen

"Captain Planet says you better recycle, or I'll take your skin cells and make minecraft texture pack out of them."-Scrubby

"OH MY GOD, WIST BLACK!?!"-King Daniels

"The dinosaurs are not extinct, that's a lie propagated by FOX news."-Banana Jesus(Seananners)\

"Let me know when you think of something creative to call me you sack of poorly packaged horse****!"-Angel Dust

"Mommy almost died, OH MOMMY IS DYING!!"-Spicy

QUOTES THAT BOOST MY FRAGILE EGO
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Quote: Reverse0456

Go to bed Zap sometimes I can't tell if your drunk or not

Quote: Jaggedstar

Quote: ZapNorris

imagine you walk in to see yo girl sitting on a vibrating spyro

imagine getting cucked by spyro

you made me cry Zap

Quote: Iceclaw

I'M A DUMBASS LMAO I GET IT
God dammit Zap

Quote: arceustheprime

ILY ZAPNORRIS

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Quote: HeyitsHotDog

WHATS SO COOL ABOUT FIDGET SPINNERS!? THEY SPIN AND THATS ABOUT IT. IT AINT GONNA GET YOUR BUTT FONDLED

Quote: mega spyro

this topic turned into a bdsm dungeon rp within 35 minutes

i love ds

Quote: mega spyro

Penisblight Ganon is definitely one of the best things I have ever read on this site.

Quote: Chompy-King257

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: Chompy-King257

it's been my lifelong dream

if you loose an arm how will you spank?

delete this

Quote: gary

your spared? some luck?

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

You opened a portal of links and not even two clicks deep is a photograph of this kid's penis

Quote: Carmelita Fox

yah, i remember when donald trump had to chop trees for a magical frog every day for 5 years while balancing a jug on his head, and then the frog turned into barack obama who then passed his crown unto donald for his hard work.

Quote: TheToyNerd

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Does Japan have an island full of hot, big boobed girls?

Japan IS an island filled with big boobed girls, remember?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: wspyro

i could go for a crystal pepsi rn

and i could go for a fat dick in my ass right about now but we dont all get what we want now do we

Quote: Chompy-King257

you ever wonder how we went from being a fansite for a purple dragon to discussing the milf statis of cartoon characters

Quote: Metallo

Ass .

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: AdamGregory03

Can we talk about any other aspects of the show? Anything that doesn't relate to purple dragon ass?

no
ass only

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Quote: emeraldzoroark

looks bad.

Reveal Spoiler

ima watch this

I am becoming increasingly convinced that you'd watch 2 hours of Bill Gates laughing whilst throwing money at the screen if it was classified as a movie.

Quote: Ice Dragoness

spyro, 2 become a tru dragon u gotta touch the dragon d
wat dat
dis *shows da dragon d*
wow neva seen dat before
touch it
*touches*
yes spyro u r becomin a tru dragon

Quote: froggyfroggy33

Quote: Crash10

Stop posting your porn Knack fan fics dude.

dumb **** i will put you in camel clutch and break your ****ing spine if you step out of your lane again

Quote: Samius

Reminder that adopting more tolerant views will not save you from dark52.

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

Quote: Chompy-King257

there is actually a disease that makes people think that they are cows, and they then try to lives their life as one

That's called veganism.

Quote: this one comment i saw on YT

meme so supreme you let out a scream

Quote: Toadytoady22, two trips of groceries just aint right

today i learned that many of us experience what is called "being a pussy ass *****"

Quote: Memeulous

where in the bible does it say i can't call someone clapped on bin weevils!?

Quote: Desmond Amofah

Yo, Barbra Streisand literally played god.