darkSpyro

YES, I'VE DONE IT!

i will have battles between

Skylander vs skylanders
NPC VS NPC
youtuber vs youtuber

So far the battles here/coming-

Wrecking Ball VS Hot Dog
Dino Rang VS Chopper
Dutrank VS Skylander Dad


So here we go!

BATTLE ONE-


WRECKING BALL VS HOT DOG


Wrecking Ball:
Awwww yeah!
These verses taking control!
Think you can bust a rhyme against mr wreck and roll?
I'll thwap yo' crappy rymes in the air, like in ring out,
You try to beat me, you'll be in the dog house!
I make everything look good, even when I upchuck!
Get back in your kennel, you stray mangy mutt!
My cute style and power, that's what made me a hit!
You're most powerfull attack is taking a ****!


Hot Dog:
Oh Damn!
Get up and rhyme, man!
I'll pyro pierce your ass and put you down with a comet slam!
This dog ain't gonna stop!
My rhymes are molten hot!
Even my bros at Walmart
Know my style is in overstock!
Now I'm a real dawg! I'll take a piss on yo' leg!
Then I'll go and screw with your head!
I'm obviously gonna win, you should just stop.
The reason they didn't give you a happy meal toy?
Your fat ass can't fit in the box!


Wrecking Ball:
I don't need a toy to make me happy, my boy
You just sit there and whine while the disco deploys!
You can't beat me!
I got bigass teeth!
You used to belong to someone,
But they took off the collar and set you free!
Then they left you there and came to me!
I'm a master of rap, my teeth make my foes bloody!
You're just some psychopath's lost puppy!


Hot Dog:
I'm a top dog, mother****er
You can eat my molten ****,
If you try and stop this rap,
Well, ya can't put a leash on this!
I'm loved by all!
You're a big blue rock!
You wanna get me?
Stand in a line, buy me at GameStop!
Go ahead, spit more crap, make It quick.
Then use you big mouth to suck my ****!

I like this

Dino Rang VS Chopper comes tomorrow!

Wrecking Ball won.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKYLANDERS!


CHOPPER VS DINO-RANG!

Dino Rang:

Come on, *****,
Let’s do this rang or shine!
Haven’t you learned?
The dino title is mine!
You aint’ dino-myte!
I got a boomerang!
all you got is a tiny little wang!
Like your arms!
So what you have firearms!
One rang to you and you’ll be disarmed,
I’M IN CHARGE, *****!
So go and fly away, You’re not welcome to stay!
I’ll put your little tiny arms on my dinner tray!

Chopper:

Hey calm down, we’re both by toys for bob
And get this **** through your head, my propellers rock!
So what my arms are tiny,
i flip you off while i am flying,
i’m owning you, and you’re not even trying!
And boomerangs are old, what the **** is up with you?
We’re in 2014, firearms are true, but not to you!
So i’ll just propel up and up,
and you play with your “T-Rex” and have a meteor landing in a cup!


Dino-Rang:

Now let’s get real,
i’m the real deal,
rocking teal,
while you feel yourself
now get down and kneel
BUT YOU CAN’T!
you’re weak! I’m the peak!
I’ll pull up some middle finger fists
and you’ll shriek!

Chopper:

Now that was just too short, for you, you say you’re the best!
But you’re infact not, you dream of flashwing breast! (oooohhh!)
Call me pharell, cuz in in the air like i don’t care
so beware
roarin better than wildfire
your sexual desire
ain’t happening, everybody’s tired,
of this green guy who i can’t believe has hired!
I’m gen 4, trappin’ foes,
you can’t even get a repose,
but it’s right under your nose
stay away from the hoes
but you’ll never be one of the bros!

This one was good. Chopper won
The first Battle was better though

I remember when I made these. That was quite a while ago. But, good job!

ERB-SKylanders, you should put these on Youtube. For some reason, I read this with the voice of Bob Ross*. These are cool.

*If you watch Epic Rap Battles of History, I'm talking about the Bob Ross from there.

What happened to these?

i never finished dutrank v sky dad..

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF SKYLANDERS!

DUTRANK VS SKYLANDER DAD!


BEGIN!


Dutrank:

Hey look! Lightcore chase took the stage!
oh wait, it’s the dad, activision’s slave!
Face it, skylanders are baby toys!
why can’t you play infinity like the big boys?
You only got one kid going to school, and that isn’t cool,
One’s screaming his head off, the other one drools!
You’re all tools!
Fools! slaves of bobby kotick!
Why did little michael let you all fall for it?
Your raps are crap, been around since before alexis,
I can play online, i’m the best, *****!
So c’mon, step up, can’t wait to see you fake,
And that’s a little lesson from the BIG BOY, DUTRANK!

Skylander dad:

Yo, listen..
I went to e3, 13 and 14,
saw the innovation on a big screen
while you scream
‘bout trap team!
I’ll Jawbreak ya and throw you in the Gusto
and you’ll whip your princess hair back and forth- oh!
You never got laid, but i had it thrice!
Call me freeze blade, cuz i stick ya in ice!
This battle’s over, that’s if for now,
so say peace out, ba bow ba ba bow!

Dutrank:

Ya know how i said you were acti’s society of the blind eye?
you wouldn’t break the bond even for a klondie
i’ll serve this horrible father
take you down like my name’s walter (OHHH!!!)
you should have left, i’m impending doom-sharks
shut you up like you talkin’ light and dark!
the only package you get from acti
is to give them a blow job
i’d rather subscribe to asian or rob!
you need to stop, infinity’s on top
gonna portal you back and make the beat drop!

Sky dad:

it’s time to take you to the villain vault
can’t even talk tron, so hault
it’s all your fault
you quit
little ****
don’t even like infinity a little bit
skylands is a hit!
i’ll copyright strike, begin the fight
take my kids to hunt for you at night!


A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!

Wii fit trainer:

take your fat arms
and reach for the sky
my favorite kind of yoga?
yoga- na die!
me and marth and villager
gonna kill these little twerps!
put you both in a gamestop bag
cause you’ve both been used!
i’m sorry, man babies
you just got discontinued! (OHHH!)

i cringed so ****ing hard i am so sorry but if you're having fun with it then hey keep doing it

This was actually quite funny.

love it

best thing since sliced bread

What should i do next?

I think food fight V Broccoli Guy would be insanely funny.

Doom raiders Vs. Trap Team!