darkSpyro

Main Characters
1.: He's just a little boy, a little boy- HERO!
2.: Da Happy Comedian!
3.: The stupid bra-loving kid
4.: The Confused Girly-Girl
5.: The Mad Derp

Families
Drobot, Whirlwind, Drobit, Breeze
Spyro, Cynder, Spry, Ember, Flame

More to be added...

- Spry - Male - 10yrs
- Pop Thorn - Male - 12yrs
- Drobit - Male - 12yrs
- Breeze - Female - 9yrs
- Drobot - Male - 26yrs
- Whirlwind - Female - 25yrs
- Hijinx - Female 11
- Spyro - Male - Dead (Or is he?)
- Cynder - Female - 23yrs
- Ember - Female - 18yrs
- Flameslinger - Female - 12yrs
- Mags - Female - Dead (Or is she?)
- Cali - Female - 32yrs
- Flynn - Male 31yrs
- Steve - Blockian - 23yrs
- Paccy - Female - 18yrs
bot- Magsbot - Animatronic Girl - Newly Built
- Hello Kitty - Female - 1yr
- BB - Animatronic Boy - 3 Robo yrs
- Evil Endoskeleton - Animatronic Master-Villain - 1000 Robo yrs

Aftermath Chapter 1
INTRO:
When Spry saved skylands from Mags his family & Friends became the leaders of skylands. Now Evil doesn't spread peace does & TONS OF BIKINI GIRLS DO AS WELL
i'm the hero whoop whopp whoop whoop
uh Spry?
yeah what breeze
would you like to go on a date?
please, please, please
so that's a yes
yes honey yes
guess where we are going?
where?
Miami!
OMG!
and guess who's comming with us
who!
your BBM
what does that mean
best bra mate
so that is...
sup bra!
i knew it!
lol just kidding

Can I help?

Quote: drobot007

Can I help?

Sorry no only 2 person job

Aftermath Chapter 2:

: Stop calling me bra!
: It's a freaking habbit! Plus Breeze put a bra on you!
: *looks down* Hey!!!
: It's a freaking habbit! All my boyfriends must wear bras!
: I'm breaking up!
: Meh! I was dating Drobit behind your back anyway!
: DROBIT!!!
: Sorry...
: Wait! WHY ISN'T HE WEARING A BRA
: He is a bra
: NO HE ISN'T
: Yes I am! I was named Bra-King last year! KING OF THE BRAS
: I'm dating someone else! You people are mad!
: DATE ME!!!
: YOUR MALE!!!!
: No I'm not! Want me to show you?
: AHHHH!!! DON'T*flies away*
: DATE ME!!!
: Your my sister!
: Date Me!
: Okay! Your cute!
: But your you have to wear a pink bikini and a Freddy Mask
: NO!! I HATE FREAKING GIRLS
: You wanna go out Spry!
: You wanna go out Spry!
: You wanna go out Spry!
: You wanna go out Spry!
: You wanna go out Spry!
: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aftermath chapter 3
man that was wierd i better go home
{At home}
yay news paper!
ohh what does it say

i need a job freddy pizzaria hmm
{i minute later}
i got a job i got a job!
TO BE COUTINED...

The Job
Chapter 1:

: OK I'm officially waiter for FREDDY Pizzaria!
???: May I order?
: Coming!!!
: I want a cupcake! and my date wants a cupcake!
: FLAMESLINGER!? YOUR DATING DROBIT!!
: Hey Bra!
: Stop that!
: Oh my love, we can't have cupcakes! The place is closing!
: Let's make out in front of the TV Camera Crew!
: YES! *Drobit and Flameslinger exit*
: I better go clean up *goes to the dishes*
: Ooooh! It's Clean! Better go home to ember! *walks to door*
: Uh Oh! It's Freaking Locked!!!!
: Oh No! We're Locked In!
: Okay little kid! I will help us get out
The Light's shut down
: Stay Close!
: I WILL KILL YOU
???: Mwahahahaha

TO BE CONTINUED...

Everybody who reads this please leave a comment

Cool can i join?

Quote: FunnyboneFan

Cool can i join?

They said it's a two person job.

The Job
Chapter 2:

: MAMMA MIA WTF IS COMING ON !?!??!?!?!?! I'D RATHER WEAR A BIKINI
: Do you want a bikini?
: How the Flamingo did you get here, Hijinx!?
: I'm not Hijinx I'm SPRING TRAP!!!!
: Who?
Spring Trap turns on the lights
: BOO!
: AH!!!!!!!!!! HELP HELP HELP HELP
: HI HI HI HI HELLO HELLO HELLO!
: GODAMMIT I QUIT THIS FREAKING JOB!!!
???: I'll save you!
: FLYNN!!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BIKINI
: To look sexy for Cali!
: Why are you even here?
: I am the leader of the ANIMATRONICS! The only way to get Cali is make robots and kidnap her so I'd force her to date me!
: WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME!?!??!
: Because your standing in my way!
: HOW!?
: Because your a hero!
: I guess that makes sense!
???: I will save you!
: Oh No! Not another villain!
: IT'S ME!!!! JUST RUN OUT THE SMASHED DOOR!
: FLAMINGO!!!!!! *runs out door*
: Flynn die! *destroys Flynns head*
: BEEP BOP BOP
: *looks at Flynn* It was a robot! But who could of done this?
: It doesn't matter, I better prepare for tommorow! INTERNATIONAL BIKINI DAY!!!! *runs away*
: BIKINIS!!!!

At the back of the restraunt-
: Spry and the others die!!!! We will exact our revenge on International Bi-kini Day!
bot: Yes. We. Will... Beep Bop Bop! Hot Buttered OIL!!!!

Whaaaaaaat? Also, people think Salvage's name is Springtrap.

Springtrap? I thought it was Salvage. I will change it when officially revealed

Scott released a message abut the beta test and some letter were typed twice. When put into a sentence, they read: MY NAME IS SPRINGTRAP.

Ok I will change, thanks

THE JOB
CHAPTER 3
spry is this your house
yes
okay i must now leave
wait!
what?
what happens if the robots come back
you'll die
could you stay with me pretty please
Fine!
do you know what?
what?
it's scary living in a MASSIVE castle by myself
it does seem kindof scary
ok goodnight
good night
{IN THE MORNING}
BIKINI! BINKINI!
ahh WTF
BIKINI! BIKINI
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
BIKINI BIKINI
what are you doing with us!
i'm just warning you about D-E-A-T-H International Bikini day!
eww why do i have a bikini on me
i-t's t-i-m-e t-o- d-i-e
yes it is
WAIT A MINUTE THESE ARE FROM THE PIZZARIA
& Mags was ment to be dead
RUN!

Bikini Bikini! Lol!

The Job
Chapter 4:

After 15 minutes of running Pop Thorn and Spry make it into Steves house

: HEWWO!!!!
: Shut the Flamingo up Steve! The animatronics are everywhere!!! There are thousands of duplicates of Chicas and Stuff
: Mags is also back! but how!
: Me not know!
: AHHH!!! MAGS CRASHED THE DOOR OPEN
bot: Hot Buttered Oil! Y-o-u-die-n-o-w
: Why is she talking like that?
bot: Be-cause I a-m MAG-S-B-o-t
: OH NO ITS MAGS BUTT
bot: It-is-Mag-s-b-o-o-t
: Mags Boot?
bot: I-t wuz an Error! I am MAG-S-B-o-t
: Let's just run from Mags Butt!!!!
: Who even made you!?!?!?
bot: Mags d-i-d!
: a poo
: HAHA Mags did a poo!
bot: The reason I wuz poogrammed wuz so I could kill all living creatures e-xcept Mags
: es bum
: HAHA Magses bum!
bot: SHUT UP!!! IT'S ANNOYING
: my butt!
: HAHA IT'S ANNOYING MY BUTT!
bot: I kill all and take their personalities and put them in ANIMATRONIC-
: BUTTS!
: HAHA ANIMATRONIC BUTTS!
bot: Animatronic Bodies that are wearing nothing but
: Bikinis!
: HAHA Nothing but Bikinis!
bot: You were actually right! Every bit of your personality will go except your
: BU-
bot: DON'T
: tts!
: HAHA EXCEPT YOUR BUTTS
bot: NO EXCEPT YOUR HEROICNESS!!!! THEN MAGS WILL
: Marry Rufus!
: HAHA MAGS WILL MARRY RUFUS
bot: CONTROL YOU!!!
: Butt shes dead!
: Hehe you said BUTT!
: THEN I WILL CONTROL YOU!!!
: AHHH WHAT THE FLAMINGO IS THAT!!! I'M JUST A LITTLE KID!!!!
: It's Mags Butt's Butt
: B-butt! HAHAHAHHAHA

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

THE JOB
CHAPTER 5
Spry
DAD
bot:Because you laugh at me. me kill dad
{Spyro gets killed by Magsbot}
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Spry run a pack of Chica,Springtraps & Mangle's are comming after you
ahh
Get back here FOOL!
ahhh
Spry i'll try to kill magsbutt you fly away
okay
CHASE POPTHORN
help help!
i'll go get my friends maybe they can help you
{IN THE CASTLE}
,& happy bikini day spry
everyone Spyro died & my new BFF is going to get killed
DAD DIED
sorry but yes
{ starts crying}
hello fools
to be continued

Happy Bikini Day Everyone!

Quote: Iganagor

Happy Bikini Day Everyone!

Thank you so much! happy bikini day too

The Job
Chapter 6:

: WHY! WHY ON BIKINI DAY I feel so
: Don't worry! Tomorrow is Bra Day
: YES YES
: It won't be the same! Dada always danced the gangnam style in a bra!!!
bot: I see how it touched you (remember this is in an irritating ascent, picture it!)
: IT DOES! BRA DAY IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME!
bot: I am offering to help! If only you give me the animatronics afterward in return
: FOR DAD IN A BRA
: TRUST HER!!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR- Wait you have no mind!
: Come on! Lez do it!
: Then I can see my girlfriend afterwards!
: Are you still dating that nut that showed me her bits, FLAMESLINGER!
: No duh!
: SO DUH!! Let's save Pop Thorn!
: FOR DAD IN A BRA
bot: FOR DAD IN BRA!!!

The Skylanders and Mags Butt run out of the castle and chucks the all the animatronic in the gigantic bags Mags had on her!
bot: Hot buttered oil! We did it
: Lets stop ing and starting celebrating BIKINI DAY
: BIKINI DAY
: but wheres Pop Thorn?
: FOXY HAS ME
: *looks at a foxy with Pop Thorn in its mouth MY BEST FRIEND!!!
: WAHHH HELPY ME-IE
: *pulls Pop Thorn out of Foxy's mouth*
: THANK YOU!!!! *chucks Foxy in the bag*
: NOOOOO!!!! HE WAS YUM-
: BUM!
: HAHA YUMBUM!!!
bot: I will take them away! *walks away*
: Cool! No more animatronics left!
: NOW PARTY! IT'S BIKINI DAY *starts a party with the friends*

Meanwhile,
: they forgot ME!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Mags Butt will be proud!

Meanwhile Again,
bot: So if I eat all these animatronics I will be Big Mags Butt- I mean BOT *eats all animatonics*
Big bot: HOT BUTTERED OIL! IT WORKED! I AM BIG MAGS BUTT

LOL
---

BRALANDIA
CHAPTER 1
whoop whoop it's BRA DAY
oh no i hate this day
me too
BIGBot: me 3rd
what happend to you Magbutt?
she's still an evilbutt!
RUN
[3 HOURS LATER}
BRA GIRL 1: oh spry your so sexy!
i know right
BRA GIRL 2: Drobit your name sounds VERY sexy
ohh i never knew
BRA BOY 1: ahh Breeze your so ****ing ugly
how come the girls are so nice & your an ***hole
BRA BOY 2: whoo i'm going to kill everyone!
your like very like very like WIERD
hello & die
WHAT did you say to me
i said hello & die
didn't sound like what you said
well it was what i said
never wait what you said HELLO & DIE
YES i said that
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
fly ember fly away
you fly too Spry
fine & everyone else fly away or run away
EVERYONE ELSE: Ok!

BRALANDIA
Chapter 2

: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bigbot: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: We have 2 freaking problems
: What are they?
: YOUR STUPID!!!! IT'S THE 2 ANIMATRONICS
: I will stop them! Because THEY ARE WEARING BRAS!!!
Bigbot: BECAUSE BRAS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!
: All we need to do is reprogram them!
: But everyone here are idiots!
: I'm not
: YES YOU ARE! Your dating Flameslinger
: I guess you have a point
: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
: See what I mean!
: But she's so hot
: Your a sick little boy!
: I'M SEXY AND I'LL SHOW IT
: DON'T SHOW IT!!!
: PLEASE SHOW IT! PLEASE!
: I'M SEXY. NOW TO SHOW IT
: IF YOU SHOW IT I'LL KILL YOU
: DROBIT, SORRY CAN'T SHOW IT
: Hey Son!
: Hello!
: I will program those animatronics to do good

TO BE CONTINUED

BRALANDIA
CHAPTER 3
so drobit what do you want me to do with these robots
i want you to make a diner called Spyro's Remembering diner
why
because i feel really bad for the death of Spyro
okay
& i want all the robots back but not the bunny one
ok i'll scrap it
thank you Daddy!
also guess what?
what?
i'm getting married with Whirlwind so that means Breeze is your sister
yes!
{3 hours later when is making the diner}
so the bunny one goes in the rubbish
{After drobot destroys bonnie}
okay i should be done okay i'm gona work on building the diner
No your not
Ahhhh
i force you to add me
ahhh
{ turns off the power & Bonnie ends working}
honey
what
guess what
what
to know our new family more i have bought a flight to Miami for a month
OMG
awesome
yay

MIAMI TRIP
CHAPTER 1
{In the plane}
mom i can't wait
yeah this is going to be fun
i know aye dad
yes
so sis
what
should be go get some snacks
oh yeah!
i wish Spry was here
i know aye
hello all passengers Spry's in the house
who did you get here Spry
I'm going with you guys
AWESOME HONEY!
yeah bra
LOL
this is going to be fun
TO BE COUNTIED

Miami Trip
Chapter 2:

The Skylanders are walking on this streets to find the hotel

: Cya! I was kidding!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! I'm staying at my Uncle Ripto's house
: Ripto is your uncle?
: OF COURSE I AM!!!!
: Bye! *goes away with Ripto*
: Mama what is that thing?
: EWWW!!! DON'T LOOK
: DONT LOOK AT WHAT!!!! CAN'T A MAN CRY?!
: AHHHH *cries*
: DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY DAUGHTER
: You know who else can't say that to your daughter? MY MUM!
: Let's just go!
: It's the hotel!
The Skylanders check in and enter their room
: What do you say we go to a restaurant?
& : YAY FOOD
: Let me just put the stuff in the closet *opens closet*
: BOOO!
: AHH!!! DROBIT! WHAT IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOING IN THE CLOSET NAKED
: I'm Sexy and I know It
: I invited her and told her not to bring clothes so it wouldn't cost more
: Look at me babies *starts dancing*
: Well I'm scared! Let's go to BB's Fish n' Chips
: I will come
: ME TOO!!!!
: AH!!!!

At BB's Fish n' Chips
: Why did everyone run out?
: Because your naked!
: Don't be rude! I wan't to do inappropriate stuff with this beautiful elf!
: *vomits* EWWWW!!!!
Light's turn off then on
: Hello!!!
: AH!!!
: HELP!!!!
: What is happening?
: It's ME!!!! EWW! WHY IS THAT GIRL-BOY ELF NAKED!?!??!

TO BE CONTINUED

hello 30th post!

MIAMI TRIP
CHAPTER 3
ahh let's run away & let's go to the karoke diner 1km away
ok
let's go quick BB's chasing up
ahhh
[At the Karoke diner]
& now Breeze is going to sing ALL ABOUT THAT BASS
Because you know
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, bass, bass, bass, bass
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no (size two)
But I can (shake it, shake it) like I'm supposed to do
Cause I got that (boom-boom) that all them boys chase
And (all the right junk in all the right places)
I see the magazines (Ah-ah)
Working that Photoshop (Ah-ah)
We know that this ain't real
Come on now, (make it stop)
If you got beauty, beauty (Ah ah)
Just raise 'em up, cause
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
(Yeah, my) momma, she told me don't worry about your size :Shoo-wap-wap Shaoo-wap-wap
She says (boys like a little more booty to hold at night That booty, booty Uh, that booty, booty(You know) I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll
Shoo-wap-wapShaoo-wap-wapSo, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along Because you knowI'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, (no treble)I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bassI'm bringing booty back (Yes, you are)
Go ahead and tell them skinny *****es that No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fatBut I'm here to tell you Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
(Yeah, my) momma she told me (Woo) Don't worry about your size Shoo-wap-wap Shaoo-wap-wap She says Boys like a little more booty to hold at night
Uh, tat booty, booty Uh, that booty, booty You know I won't be no stick-figure, (silicone Barbie doll) (Oh-woah-oh-oh) Shoo-wap-wap Shaoo-wap-wap
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along (Yeah)
Because (you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble (Oh, woah) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble (You know, you know, you know) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble (Ooh) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass
Because you know (You know) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (No treble) (I said) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (No treble)
(Ooh) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (No treble) (I said) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (Ooh, oh) (Because you know)
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass (No treble)(Said) I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass (No treble) (Ooh) I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass (No treble) (I said) I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la shoo-wap-wap Shaoo-wap-wap I know you like this bass (Ooh)Ooh (Don't you know I'm) All about that bass, bout' that bass?
That was Great breeze
oh thank you
yeah that was great sis
it was amazing breezy

MIAMI TRIP
CHAPTER 4
[In the morning]
mom?
what honey?
what are we doing today
today we're going to the art station
cool i'm going to tell Dro
Sis do you know what we're doing today?
today we're going to the Art Station
cool can my girl friend go?
don't ask
so that's a yes
it's a no
Spin spin sexy sexy time
ohh yay let's make a baby
eww what are you doing
me making baby with Drobit
please don't
me no lisen
well **** you
[At the Art station]
hello it's me da pinchy! today we're going to draw someone naked anyone wants to
Me plz Me
ok now everybody needs to paint this man Naked
me no man me female
oh a sorry
eww do we need to draw that?
yeah do we
please tell me there's another place where we can draw fruit
DONE!
oh a pretty a good

Rescue from Ripto
Chapter 1:

: Diddle-De-Do
: Your so beautiful without clothes
: Drobit, may I have a word?
: I can only focus on one thing, so write your words on there! On Flameslingers-
: NO!!!
: BOOO!
: Ahh!!! Ripto! He's so ugly!
: Not as ugly as you!
: I'm BEAUTIFUL!!!
: True Dat!
: Eh, anyway! RIPTO WHY ARE YOU HERE!!! AFTER YOU CAPTURED SPRY, WE NOT LIKE YOU
: But we like Flameslinger, especially her-
: DON'T SAY IT!!! YOUR JUST A LITTLE BOY
: I won't say it! I'll sing it!
: No you won't
: Then I'll feel it with my mouth!
: Yeah, you do that somewhere else!
: OK! *exits with Drobit*
: Well as you might recall, YOU NEVER SAVED SPRY!!!
: Then we will save him!
: WITHOUT DROBIT AND FLAMESLINGER!!!
: FINE YOU DO THAT!!! BUT, I'LL BE WAITING!!! *flies to lair*

Meanwhile,
: I'M SO SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY SEXY
: OH YES YOU ARE *kisses Flameslinger*

TO BE CONTINUED

RESCUE FROM RIPTO
CHAPTER 2
hi have you seen spry?
oh he went with ripto
oh no!
oh no he's gona die!
who're you!
i'm Flame spry's Spain brother
i thought you where fake
well i'm not
that's cool
MEANWHILE
No way... I'M ALIVE!
GUESS WHAT ME TOO!
Alelulia me 3rd
i'm alive & 4th out of all
GOD: Now your alive again because you must save spry's life from ripto
ok god i'll do what you tell me to do
Wow wow double wow how are you guys alive!
GOD: IT WAS ME I GAVE THEM LIFE SO THEY WOULD SAVE SPRY FROM RIPTO!
AHH ZOMBIES WHAT'S GOING ON!
GOD: I GAVE MAGS,BUZZ,EON & SPYRO LIFE SO THEY WOULD SAVE SPRY'S LIFE
okay!
COME ON LET'S GO TO TESSA SHE'S TRYING TO SAVE SPRY & WOULD BE A HANDY HELP
ok come on guys lets go
[AN HOUR LATER]
ok guys the plan is to sneak in Ripto's lair & we'll take spry & Eon will put bombs on all the 26 toilets & ripto & his massive inpire will explode into 1000 piceces
ok i get it
great so let's go save Spry!

Officially in partnership with The Mystery of Earth

Coming Soon will be a crossover between LOL in Skylands and The Mystery of Earth
Stay tuned!

SEASON ONE FINAL
RESCUE FROM RIPTO
Chapter 3
what the HELL'S going on right now!
Well long story Spry has been taken by Ripto & he's going to kill him
oh no oh no Drobit call ember we need to go save him
okay!
{ calls ember}
ok what's the plan
The plan is to sneak into Ripto's lair & to get Spry out
ok
i've got another plan it's for only Me,Drobit & Ember to go save him because we'll fail if we have TONS of people with us
Ok i get it
[at Ripto's lair beatiful vents!]
guys i see spry & Ripto
ok we just need to go into that room
ahhh what are you doing
yay they have come to save me
No you won't
[ kills then & & come busting threw the door & , & get busted!]
TO BE COUNTIED SOON...

SEASON ONE & TWO & THREE PREVIEW!
Spry Breaks up with Breeze

Spry finds a Job

Amatronics try to kill the main crew

We now meet the wierdest FEMALE elf ever!

& get married

International Bra day

International Bikini day

The Main crew goes to Miami!

Breeze sings the hit song ALL ABOUT THAT BASS

The main crew paint NAKED

Some dead charters come alive again

We meet spry's Spain brother!

Spry gets kidnapped

The main crew try to save spry

SEASON TWO/CROSSOVER SEASON
The main crew meet the mystery of earth crew
The main crew become HUMANS
SEASON THREE COMMING SOON
Little peek

WOW SEAAOSN 2 SOUNDS COOL

Why I haven't done much:
I have been preparing the crossover for you guys! Will be up some time tomorrow or later!

Man i love these stories
Keep it up

45th post nearly 2 pages guys keep it up!

You have disobeyed so many rules! EXTREME OVERPOSTING (OVER THREE POSTS) AND ADVERTISING

where did you find the buzz,Flynn,Cali,Mags & Fnaf smililes

Please combine or delete all those posts above

Yeah plz funnybonfan plz

PAGE!

CROSSOVER with LOL in Skylands and The Mystery of Earth
Chapter 1: The Minis Meet the Mystery!

After the battle between Ripto and Spry, Skylands lays nice and still… We now join Spry and Ember at the Whirlbot family castle with Breeze and Drobit playing a nice game of skycards. “Argh! Stuff you Drobit! You freaking won skycards with your rare overpowered Bikini-Bra-Man!!!” yells Spry, annoyed. “Yeah! I’m pro” brags Drobit, smirking “I love bikinis” yells Ember, creepily. Then, someone knocks on the door… “I’ll get it mum!!!!” yells Breeze, walking to the door. As Breeze opens the door, she sees Pop Thorn outside. “Hi!” says Pop Thorn, walking up to the group of Skylanders. “Hi Pop Thorn!!!” says Spry, excited that his best friend has come. “Hi Spry!” says Pop Thorn, with his eyes glowing red. “Dude. Something is wrong with your eyes…” says Spry, curiously. “YOU. DIE. NOW” yells Pop Thorn, as his skin turns pitch black. Suddenly, Pop Thorn opens his mouth with a deep red portal magically inside and all the Skylanders get sucked in like a vacuum. “Pop Thorn… Why did you” says Spry as his voice gets cut off going through the portal…

Suddenly, the Skylanders drop onto a half-destroyed city… “Fart?” asks Spry, continuing the sentence from earlier. “HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FART IN A BIKINI!!!!” yells Drobit, while Spry facepalms. During the facepalm, Spry notices something is wrong with body… He is has long arms, long legs, a large flabby chest with no abs, and he is wearing a bra and a bikini! “Guys, we look stupid!!!” yells Spry, “We are like chill with a bra and bikini!!!!” The others notices it as well, but still seem to notice who each other are… “AHHH!!!! I HAVE A SIX-PACK LIKE LIGHTNING ROD!!!!” yells Drobit. “How do you have a six-pack and I’m large and flabby!?” asks Spry, annoyed with the fat… “Me and Ember are also large and flabby!” yells Breeze, “Why does he have muscle!?” Drobit starts laughing at everyone, unaware that he is wearing nothing but a bra and bikini. “AH! That stupid portal!!!” yells voice nearby. Spry runs up to the tall kid and asks about the portal, the tall kid answers everything to Spry and reveals he is Fist Bump. “Fist Bump, Trigger Snappy, Hot Dog, Spy Rise and Deja vu? How? I saw you yesterday in SkyLOLlands” mutters Spry, confused. “SkyLOLlands? I’m from Skylands, I told you already” says Fist Bump, “Who are you?”

After everything is explained by Spry, Fist Bump takes a sit down to think about everything. “Maybe you’re from an alternate universe?” inquires Fist Bump, trying to think logical. “Yes, these four probably are, I mean Ember died in Skylands after Wrecking Ball ate him” replies Spy Rise, “AND we know there are alternate universes, we have been through the Mirror of Mystery before”. The Minis sit down with the other Skylanders and think hard about the Pitch Black Pop Thorn… “Okay, guys! Let’s stop thinking and just leap before we look! We need to get home and travel between dimensions to find our home to our families!” orders Drobit with a brave outside and a worried inside. “YEAH!!!!” yells everyone else altogether.

Then, out of nowhere a big flash appears… “What is it?” asks Blackout, blinded by the light. “It’s me! Ripto!” yells a couple hundred voices. “Ripto? But I heard more than one voice!” yells Fist Bump. The flash clears and a grand army of Riptos appear before the Skylanders. “I have formed an army of Riptos across the dimensions to destroy you! And there is nothing you can do to stop me!!!” yells the Ripto that looked familiar to Spry. “Why team up on us?” asks Spry. “Because the Spry from SkyLOLlands is so mean!!!” cries the SkyLOLlands Ripto. Unexpectedly, a Ripto on the side of the crowd shoots a beam at the Skylanders, and then all the other follow along and do the same. “After Spry! WE GET THEM ALL!!! ALL THE SKYLANDERS ACROSS DIMENSIONS WILL DIE!!!” yells the SkyLOLlands Ripto, “ATTACK!!!” Quickly, Drobit pulls something out of his bikini and shoots the beam at the Skylanders and himself.

They Skylanders seem to have transported to somewhere familiar… “Drobit! How did you get us into the Mirror of Mystery?” asks Fist Bump, extremely confused. “I’m a tech whiz, I created an interdimensional ray gun last year” replies Drobit, “Now we are going to try and get home, let’s keep using the ray!” Fist Bump thinks for a minute and stops Drobit. “Guys, let’s not go straight away! Let’s recruit Skylanders through dimensions to stop Ripto! Let’s save all the Skylanders!” commands Fist Bump. “YEAH!!!” yells all the Skylanders excited to meet new people.

The Dimensional Adventure has begun…

The Humans! Including a bonus Ripto as human! Even though he won't be one

I'm working on Season three [The wierdest season] and Chapter 2 of season 2 should be posted soon

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