darkSpyro

Just what the title says. Pretty much anything I posted before mid-2013 (I think) had terrible punctuation, and about five hundred exclamation points.

"oh my god danny devito you are so ****ing sexy"
"me and danny devito? we are gonna ****"

these were all tonight

Quote: Ask.FM

What's the bravest thing you've ever done? The bravest thing that I have ever done is see the man in a white tux in the school hallway. What the man in the white tux, he has appeared in my dreams for weeks yet suddenly stopped after I have seen him in real life. His eyes looked right into mines but when I looked away all I see is a white tux. Every time I sleep I see it and wake up from nightmares just from that image. It's like my mind is being destroyed slowly from seeing it and all I can do is watch and suffer painfully. Am I being haunted by visions of a future or is it my fate to die with this image forever? Should I continue with life or is it all worthless? Who is this man and what does he want with me? It's like he telling me something important. Something very important. It's like visions of death that will come to me. It's like a new life that will come to me and it is telling me all of these weird messages. It's telling me "farts are funny."

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//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=53805

The scalper song.......The whole thing.....

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Well I AM a Komodo Dragon, so talking isn't my specialty.

Attacking and killing my prey? THAT'S my specialty.

kk
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just kidding, all my quotes are cringe worthy

Quote: Spyrobaro

*quotes everything that i've ever said from 12:45 AM on September 13th, 2000 up to this very second*

"baba"

-spyrobaro

i dont know eveyrhting ive tried to say on this forum, ive deleted most of tha tthough.

sorry baro but

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Well I AM a Komodo Dragon, so talking isn't my specialty.

Attacking and killing my prey? THAT'S my specialty.

kk
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Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Hi, I'm HeyitsHotDog, and I'M BISEXUAL LOOK AT ME I AM BISEXUAL PLS NOTICE ME

Every damn time he introduced himself.

all my quotes

I've deleted most of the cringeworthy stuff on other sites and I was a huge lurker here in my stupid years, but there must be something out there.
But there was a time 14 year old me thought some extremely horrible acts could be played for laughs. Brrrrr. Other funnier and less offensive stuff were that time everyone with Philosophy classes had where everything you read in the internet is a fallacy and thus you win the argument.

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Well I AM a Komodo Dragon, so talking isn't my specialty.

Attacking and killing my prey? THAT'S my specialty.

kk
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Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Well I AM a Komodo Dragon, so talking isn't my specialty.

Attacking and killing my prey? THAT'S my specialty.

kk
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Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Hi, I'm HeyitsHotDog, and I'M BISEXUAL LOOK AT ME I AM BISEXUAL PLS NOTICE ME

Every damn time he introduced himself.

*Sigh* I knew these would be posted here. (

Although, I don't remember the second one.

At least it's said in past tense. I don't know...

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Well I AM a Komodo Dragon, so talking isn't my specialty.

Attacking and killing my prey? THAT'S my specialty.

kk
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Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

kk
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Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Hi, I'm HeyitsHotDog, and I'M BISEXUAL LOOK AT ME I AM BISEXUAL PLS NOTICE ME

Every damn time he introduced himself.

*Sigh* I knew these would be posted here. (

Although, I don't remember the second one.

At least it's said in past tense. I don't know...

<33333

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: SuperSpyroFan

Quote: Thunderdragon14

I'm leaving forever, brb asking Dark to ripto me.

Why would you ask for that? You may want to come back some time in the future? Just have a break for a month or two, and see how you feel, to me, this is just asking for attention.

"This is just asking for attention"
This is the leaving/returning thread isn't it?
I wouldn't want to come back in the future, believe me. And I have been taking really long breaks from this website.

laughing

I’m going to save the present from the past and choose not to post my highly arrogant and pompous posts of yore here. Damn, I was a pretentious tool back at those days.

I wouldn't usually post this kind of stuff, but since I was like a cringe goldmine from my Red Sparx-Hunter days, I'll just go all-out and post as much as I can find about me thats cringeworthy. The Crusher/Fright Rider topics are pretty cringeworthy in my opinion.

Holy mary mother of joseph, this is THE cringe topic for me. Not even kidding.
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=63695

THE SEQUEL TO THE CRUSHER TOPIC:
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=63761

watch out, spooky scary slenderman in the thread(for the uninformed, I was Slenderman)
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=82665

The title is just cringeworthy tbh. Not forgetting that I was a Hunter at the time too, so...
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=122868

This one is known as: "How I Nearly Got Phished Because I Was Stupid Enough To Believe Scams".
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=80842

Dear god, it never ends does it?
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=65349

Because making an RP about Psy taking over Skylands will work.
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=82539

Ok, this isn't cringeworthy but I could have posted it in Idle Chatter or Personal Thoughts.
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=102721


Quotes from other topics below:
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"BOOMER IS SO AWESOME! HE HAS EPIC ATTACKS AS WELL AS A FANTASTIC PERSONALITY! PLEASE WRITE ON THIS THREAD AND APPRECIATE BOOMER, THE TROLL WHO HATES SHEEP!"

"Boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer
boomer"

"PS VITA!? NO WAY! VITA IS RUBBISH AND BAD SALES! I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THE UDEA OF A PSVITA VERSION COS IT CANT SELL A HOT DOG!!!... sorry for the outburst but it had to be done."

There was also a topic about Serebii that I posted in or made(can't remember, it got to 6 pages though) and I stickied a General Help topic which pretty much ruined the point of Site Help & Suggestions. There's other quotes from me, but these are the best ones that I could find.

Everything

Quote: Samius

I don't see any reason why I should do this.

I hate remembering that stuff.

^this


*hisses and runs*

i was 10 when i posted this lmao

"hetalia is a good anime"

Quote:

It may seem good for barbie, BUT THIS IS SPYRO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! Dressing fairies? No sparx? No anybody? NO ENEMIES?

give me a blind fold sparx
why?
I HAVE TO GET FAIRIES DRESSED IN COSTUMES!
ooh, ok, I'm glad I'm not in the game!

top notch bantz as a 10 year old I actually shed a tear at this.


basically everything I said whether to individuals or on topics from 2009-2012 was cringeworthy. I'm sorry to all who knew me back then

Quote: ETD sucks

99.9999999.......... <-- That's also the glitch percentage of the actual game!

Quote: A topic I made when Skylanders first got released, that somehow spiraled into America vs. the world

STEALTH ELF HAS HOOVES! I just got Skylanders, and the Stealth elf toy, and I looked at her feet, and they have HOOVES.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Reveal Spoiler

Elora

Quote:

These are so cool!

TBH most of the stuff on here isn't even that bad, compared to some of my old dA and fanfiction.net posts...

"Let me tell you about Homestuck"
- me thinking im so cool but im really not.

Quote: BigBoom

"hetalia is a good anime"

england is my waifu

Paris was a dumb little child.


:)....

Quote: TTD

Quote: parisruelz12

Paris was a dumb little child.


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Don't worry, I was way worse. My past self would eventually become the kind of user that annoys me today.

Same here. I think it's sad I actually can't understand a word I was saying, looking back at some of my older posts...


EDIT: Quote: Really bad grammar mega pyro

Off topic:speaking of jade I was at Target and there were 8 there so when we check out they say you can't buy it until later this month (why would I say the date, it would ruin my chances of getting one!) because the computer won't let us. But the translation is: Lets fix it now we know there's a glich so that the next people can buy them. smilien the off topic topic: my little brother is a grammar LUNITIC but he sucks at it! So he would think this topic is toatally wrong

I have no idea what I was saying. Also, that part about "I won't tell you because I want one!"... wow. I was a really rude person...

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starfish

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I **** you not when I say there was an entire thread where myself and a bunch of others discussed, in great, parodic detail, the potential nature of Spyro and Cynder's sexual relations and what the offspring might be like.

This topic was also what kickstarted my first friendships on this site. One in particular had a hilarious reason behind it.

I actually have had claimed Ember to be a big time succubus in one of my very first messages.

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=35904

oh god

Quote: me

I cam draw relly good the first thing my mum said was that i'm a arties! I can draw relly good dragons! I wish you could see them..... To bad you can't. I don't no how to send tham in. Right now I am drawing Cynder.

Quote: me

R there any people on this web that is not a adult! I will be shokted if I am talking to adult. :O

Quote: me

The Legond of Syro sires has got relly good grapics and is a great game. To bad there short but I hope this one isn't short.

//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=7316

get on my level guys