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Jake, from State Farm [CLOSED]
Himewad Yellow Sparx Gems: 1831
#1 Posted: 03:09:39 08/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Poor guy's just doing his job, selling insurance in his khakis on the graveyard shift, and he gets an angry bee-yatch all up in his business.
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#2 Posted: 03:11:44 08/02/2014
I like the dog more.
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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#3 Posted: 03:14:03 08/02/2014
My thoughts exactly.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231
#4 Posted: 03:14:20 08/02/2014
I would get suspicious too. Who the hell calls their insurance company that late at night/early in the morning?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#5 Posted: 03:27:42 08/02/2014
what are you wearing jake from state farm
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#6 Posted: 03:34:42 08/02/2014
Khakis?
She sounds hideous!
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Rickinelf: I ship it
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derpyhooves Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#7 Posted: 03:38:10 08/02/2014
Oh Dark Bro, where art thou?
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#8 Posted: 03:38:40 08/02/2014
I have Nationwide. ._.
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#9 Posted: 03:39:12 08/02/2014
Like a good neighbor state farm is there
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
assassinelf Yellow Sparx Gems: 1180
#10 Posted: 03:43:00 08/02/2014
Nationwide is on your side
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Rand O M Gold Sparx Gems: 2223
#11 Posted: 07:12:37 08/02/2014
When adult skyros enter S&N
Himewad Yellow Sparx Gems: 1831
#12 Posted: 14:34:34 08/02/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Rand O M
When adult skyros enter S&N


There is no age limit on nonsense.
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Sboy13 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3385
#13 Posted: 01:42:29 09/02/2014
Look at this, the guy even has a Twitter account, so he can tweet to everyone about khakis whenever he wants smilie https://twitter.com/JakeStateFarm
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Purple dragon.
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#14 Posted: 01:53:41 09/02/2014
Quote: Sboy13
Look at this, the guy even has a Twitter account, so he can tweet to everyone about khakis whenever he wants :P https://twitter.com/JakeStateFarm


I get the feeling that's a joke account someone made. XP
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Gohdan Green Sparx Gems: 289
#15 Posted: 01:55:36 09/02/2014
Parts of the commercial unshown:

"Uhh...Khakis?"
"She sounds hideous!"
"Well, she's a guy, so..."
"You're a HOMO! *Slap*"
Obama Walks in. "Hey, quit hatin' on gays! *Slap*"
Michelle Obama Walks "Hey, don't slap a woman! *Slap*"
Narrator: "And this is how World War 3 Started."
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"Home is a pin...humanity...cattle."
Sboy13 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3385
#16 Posted: 02:02:05 09/02/2014
Quote: HIR
Quote: Sboy13
Look at this, the guy even has a Twitter account, so he can tweet to everyone about khakis whenever he wants smilie https://twitter.com/JakeStateFarm


I get the feeling that's a joke account someone made. XP



I don't think so, because next time you see the commercial on TV, if you look in the bottom right corner, you'll see it says "@JakeStateFarm", so I actually think it's official. Either way, it's hilarious smilie
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Purple dragon.
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#17 Posted: 02:31:55 09/02/2014
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB
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Dark Bro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4543
#18 Posted: 04:22:20 09/02/2014
People call me jake from statefarm
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"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
Mewtwo - Pokemon:The First Movie
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8522
#19 Posted: 14:11:16 09/02/2014
wtf is state farm
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oh my god
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#20 Posted: 14:39:13 09/02/2014
Quote: Jaggedstar
wtf is state farm





Insurance
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8522
#21 Posted: 15:43:27 09/02/2014
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: Jaggedstar
wtf is state farm





Insurance


oh ok
thanks smilie
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
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