darkSpyro

Hi, and welcome to TechnoloDog. The new way for old and stupid people to learn about Smart Phones. Or just 'phones', as regular people call them.

Now before we start, let's talk about these things called numbers. Numbers range from 1, all the way up to 9. 'Is 5 a number?' I hear you ask? Great news! - It is.

Let's get started, eh? First, pick up the phone. Then, dial the number of your son or daughter. If they're purposely ignoring you, make sure to leave a super long and boring voicemail that they'll never check. And don't forget to mention that you're worried about their brother.

Make sure you switch of your phone as soon as you've finished using it. You wouldn't want to run out of that battery that you can recharge at anytime.

Time for HD's quick tip of the week:
Did you know that you can save heaps of money on an expensive iPad by just typing 'Sent from my iPad' at the bottom of your emails yourself?

That's all for this week, make sure to tune in next time when we talk about letters. Thanks for watching TechnoloDog.

HEY I SPENT TIME ON THIS. ;___;

WEll, I don't need help with technology.

^Do you know anyone that does??

My parents.

Do you want to show them this?????

Eh, they don't like to be told they're wrong, they're doing something wrong, pretty much, they don't like being corrected.

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Eh, they don't like to be told they're wrong, they're doing something wrong, pretty much, they don't like being corrected.

Do they not like being corrected, or auto-corrected? *rimshot*

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wow thank u hotdog, this really helped. now i know how to use the phone. yay.

All in a day's work, ma'am.

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Quote: Rickorio

Eh, they don't like to be told they're wrong, they're doing something wrong, pretty much, they don't like being corrected.

Do they not like being corrected, or auto-corrected? *rimshot*

Neither.

I see. So....what do you propose we do???

Eh, I dunno.