darkSpyro

How this game works:

One user will come up with a scenario, and the next user will state what they would do in the given situation. The next user will then give their own scenario, and so on. A-like so:

User 1: I stole your sandwich, what do you do?
User 2: Slap you then take it back. You accidentally killed somebody, what do you do?
User 3: Turn myself in. etc.

So I'll start:

You are home alone when an intruder breaks into your house. He doesn't know that you're there, and is armed with a machete. You on the other hand, have no means of defense other than unarmed combat. What do you do?

Call 911

Woody from Toy Story got a band of Wood chucks named chuck and they are chucking flaming wood at you.

I kill them.

Your pants fell down in public.

Sneak up behind him, restrain him and attempt to take the machete.

You see a strange animal walking outside your house. What do you do?

Edit: Double ninja'd

Kill it with a knife. I'm having Mystery Meat Steak Tonight!

You find a tree. Its leaves are a reddish-pink tint. You come closer to realise...
THE LEAVES ARE BACON.

1. Collect seeds
2. Cultivate bacon tree farm
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

You find out your best friend is a robot.

Use hacks to teleport out.

You strip naked in front of your crush, friends, and anyone who knows you.

JESUS
Wait, did you say crush?
Ash, draw me like one of your French girls!

Justin Beiber is bombing Cuba

Walk up to him and punch him out of his plane.

Your crush asks you out, but you are dared by your friends to say no.

Friends? What friends?

You see someone in a dragon costume scaring small kids.

This sounds familliar

I do this!



Kid in dragon costume - girl
Me - man

Your in a stadium (stuck to a pole) as a mutated gigantic beast comes out of a cage what do you do?

Run away and hope he can't reach me.

I would throw all humans on a pile in space
What would you do if you got *a*e*?

I run phone 999 if I had a phone.

What would you do if a bomb blew up your school?

I'd look for any survivors, and maybe clues about who planted the bomb. I wouldn't go in unarmed, of course.

You meet up with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend and they have no memory of you. What do you do?

What ex-boyfriend? e_e
Anyway, if I had one, I would probably try to tell them and show them things we did together. Probably wouldn't affect them much, but still...

What would you do if Skylander games stopped being produced and they started making classic and LoS games again?

Sell my Skylanders and jump on the TLoS and Classics bandwagon.

You can have one pokemon In real life, but there is a catch: NO Legendaries, or Ditto, no Mega Evolutions, And a major one: NO pokemon from Kanto, Johto, or Hoeen (Sorry Nostalgic Nerds)
Who do you pick?

Oshawott.

What would you do if Drippy the Kangaroo was eaten?

Bump this topic

what would you do for a klondike bar?

I actually don't like Klondike Bars all that much...

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a flask. Obvious exits are north, south, and Dennis.

What do you do?

BUMP! (This was a pretty good topic, IMO)

I'd drink the flask and hope to Ripto that it gives me magical powers


You've been pegged as a witch and are about to be thrown in the lake with a brick tied to your leg, what do you do?

Ask Monty Python for help.

An army of psycho clowns are after you. You have a gun with one bullet.

Get to the nearest military base.

You are trapped in a room with a lion. The lion hasn't seen you yet, and there may be a way to escape. You have a dagger with you. What do you do?

Why do I have this dagger??? *throws dagger onto the ground*

You are falling down a rabbit hole. What is your name????? What do you do????