darkSpyro

Here, help me defeat Chatzy the evil.

I have captured Bash, Sky and CL to help me. The rest of you have a choice.

Army

Troll Slug (Biased Gamemaker)
Bash (Random Guy That Dies Early)
Sky (That Anger-Issue Person Who Always Notices a Death)
CL (The Rice Guardian)
IB (Twitter Spammer)
HCI (The Champion Gopher Hole Miner)
assassinelf (Mr. Divergent Dude)
SoulFly (Gossip Can Kill)
Prex (Inventor and Gamer, Mostly Gamer)
sP (The Kenny Wannabe)
PFF4L (Soap Warrior)
slambam (Nice Awesome Majestic Person)
ShadowMew (Spy Wannabe)

Alive At the End!

Troll Slug (Biased Gamemaker)
slambam (Nice Awesome Majestic Person)

LOLZ.

Added u. ^.^

WAIT, WHAT??????

I'll join
Since I kept changing my user while was on, can I be the Disguise Master?

OOOOOOH FUDGE NO

You can't capture the Rice Guardian

Quote: Cynderluv8801

OOOOOOH FUDGE NO

You can't capture the Rice Guardian

Nor can you capture the Divergent Leader.

Quote: Bash28

Quote: Cynderluv8801

OOOOOOH FUDGE NO

You can't capture the Rice Guardian

Nor can you capture the Divergent Leader.

U die early in the story bash

I CANNOT BE CONTAINED. I AM DIVERGENT.

I join.

(The Champion Gopher Hole Miner)
WTF

I am a undying soul~

I created the chatzy, You will never defeat me!

That Fourze guy is a dick.

No......YES

Chapter 1: OMG Fanfic Much

At the park, Troll Slug roamed for army members. Bash and Sky were playing games with CL. Troll Slug threw a lasso at them and tied them up. "What the!?" Bash exclaimed. "I will explain." Troll Slug answered.

In a strange lab, Troll Slug told them about Chatzy. "Chatzy is going after my rice?" CL asked. "Yes." Troll Slug answered. "OH NO CHATZY DIDNT THAT LIL *****." CL yelled. "Uh..." Sky said. "This army certainly is big." "Very funny." A not amused Troll Slug answered.

A bunch of people were at the mall. "This is it." Troll Slug thought, shooting 6 bodies. IB, SoulFly, sP, PFF, AAIL and HCI.

Quote: Troll Slug

Chapter 1: OMG Fanfic Much

At the park, Troll Slug roamed for army members. Bash and Sky were playing games with CL. Troll Slug threw a lasso at them and tied them up. "What the!?" Bash exclaimed. "I will explain." Troll Slug answered.

In a strange lab, Troll Slug told them about Chatzy. "Chatzy is going after my rice?" CL asked. "Yes." Troll Slug answered. "OH NO CHATZY DIDNT THAT LIL *****." CL yelled. "Uh..." Sky said. "This army certainly is big." "Very funny." A not amused Troll Slug answered.

A bunch of people were at the mall. "This is it." Troll Slug thought, shooting 6 bodies. IB, SoulFly, sP, PFF, AAIL and HCI.

Well damn!

Chapter 2: Pit-iful Power

Troll Slug explained the routine to the captured people. "Yeah...wut. ._." Assassinelf asked. "Come on!" Troll Slug growled. The 10 of them ran outside. "YOLOLO WE ARE A SECRET ORGANIZATION!" popfizzfan4life yelled. Bash grabbed him and stabbed him. "Did he die?" Sky asked. "Bash, you monster!" Sky yelled. SoulFly pushed Bash into her, so Bash and Sky kissed. "Oh...hehehe, I mean, SOULFLY YOU MONSTER." Sky exclaimed. Bash blushed. I-Brawler gave SoulFly a fist pump. "Nice one." He said. Sky walked up to I-Brawler and punched him in the face. "HOLD IT!" prextail said. "I've decided to start an organization to defeat my creation, Chat"- "Been there, done that." Troll Slug said. "I'd like to join." She said. "SURE!" assassinelf said, then blushed. Troll Slug, Prex, assassinelf, Sky, Bash, SoulFly and HCI started walking away, looking for the hidden base of Chatzy. "Idiots, like they're going to find it HERE." CL thought. She started walking to them. "Hey, where's somePerson?" Prex asked. A bird swooped down and caught sP in its grips. It let him go splat on the ground, through magic teleporter.

assassinelf jumped in the teleporter. "Uh...is IB okay?" Bash asked. IB got up to his feet. "Yes." He said. "It could be dangerous. If so, we should sacrifice SOULFLY." Sky grumbled. Everyone but Sky, Bash and HCI jumped. "That's scary!" Bash said. "Agreed." Sky said. "You don't say." HCI exclaimed. "Hey, are you going to make"- HCI started, but Bash jumped and Sky ripped up throat. "Like pff and sP." She said, and jumped in.

Yeah, sorry to those 3 that died...and BashGlow is only this chapter...slambam WILL be in it, and stay tuned!!!

what is a chatzy

catzy

meow

Woot, making ppl kiss.
I luv thiz

Chapter 3: Are You Really Sorry?

The 8 heroes climbed into a shaft. It was all dusty. "Ew." assassinelf said. "I am mutant. This aroma makes me blow up." Bash said. "Why-I mean, YAY!" Sky said. "Bye bro. :/" Troll Slug said. "Let's go." A panicked CL said. CL, Troll Slug, assassinelf, Sky, SoulFly, IB and Prex ran. Bash blew up. "See? Early on." Sky muttered. "Liek OMG, letz get that n00b Chatzy." IB said. "Nerd." SoulFly said. "Thx bro." IB said. "FOOLS! I AM DC, CONTROLLING CHATZY! NOW YOU MUST DAI!" A voice boomed.

10 wolves leaped at our heroes. Troll Slug used a bow to knock 3 out. One of them bit IB in the chest and dragged him away. "HELPZ!" He yelled. The other 6 wolves followed. "Think he'll die?" Sky asked. "I don't know." Prex said, then continued playing on her 3DS.

"We have got to leave." assassinelf said. "Yeah, Troll Slug. You can't just kidnap people and have them die. It's unnatural." Sky said. "But I hate Chatzy." She added. SoulFly suddenly fell into a hole, hanging from a root. "HELP!" SoulFly cried. "Let me see...NO." Sky said. "Pwease..." SoulFly begged. Sky put her foot near SoulFly's hand. "I'M SORRY!" SoulFly cried. Sky threw a rock at her, causing SF to fall to her doom. "Ow." Troll Slug exclaimed. "I'm DC's ally." Two voices said at the same time. Seiki and DummyZ. "LET ME JOIN U!!!" CL yelled, then ran over to them. "Traitor." Seiki said. "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" CL started tearing. DummyZ stabbed her. "Oh well. I will die for RICE!!!" She yelled, before dying. Troll Slug, Sky, assassinelf and Prex ran away.

How come I was a girl again.
I am a male goddammit

I will surv-*shot*

Chapter 4: Killing Private DragonCamo

The four still alive ran. DummyZ and Seiki chased them. "Bye." assassinelf said. "I AM DIVERGENT!" He yelled, and threw a sledgehammer at Seiki and DZ. "Bayum!" He yelled. "Wow." Sky said. "First, we need to summon the great spirit named slambam to help us." Troll Slug said.

DragonCamo was watching the heroes from a camera. He shimmied down a pole and chased them. He grabbed prex and vanished.

"SLAMBAM, I SUMMON YOU!" Troll Slug yelled, and slambam rose. "Alright, let's kill Chatzy." Troll Slug said. "What are we waiting for? Let's do this." Sky said. "SLEDGEHAMMER!" slambam warned. A shadow hit Sky, killing her.

SUSPENSE

Suspenseful!

Wait....DC YOU KIDNAPPER!

But Ch.2, dat pun.

Wait...wat. No offense, but it was difficult to follow because of the lack of spacing. ._.' And you forgot someone... *points to self* I'm part of the Chatzy crew, too!

Chapter 5: HCI, prex, and ShadowMew too!

"I am HCI." The shadow said. "I killed Sky because she killed me before." "Karma's a *****, am I right?" assassinelf grinned. "Well, time to go back to Shadow World." HCI said, and faded away. A new shadow appeared. "Hey. I'm ShadowMew, and I hate Chatzy. I heard you guys were a secret organization to destroy them."

slambam, TS, assassinelf and ShadowMew walked into a bronze pathway. There was an iron door in front of them. "Help!" A muffled voice cried from between the doors. assassinelf kicked open the door. prextail was hanging by her foot, about to fall in shark-infested water. DC was cutting the rope. assassinelf leaped at DC, kicking him in the face and saving prextail.

Chatzy was on a giant platform 25 feet in the air. It shot a laser at the 6 of them, but they all dodged. "RUDE!" assassinelf yelled, but was cooked with a flamethrower. "Uh..." He said, before crumbling up in ashes.

"Chatzy! It's me, DC!" DC cried. "I never needed you. You were a pawn to me, bait for the enemy to capture." Chatzy said coldly. Chazty shot a laser beam at DC, frying him. "Gawd." slambam said. Troll Slug ran like a hero and threw a bomb at Chatzy. It bounced off and burned ShadowMew. "Go on without me, agents. Avenge the dead." She cried. "Weren't you dead before?" slambam asked. "Sh..." ShadowMew said, before blacking out.

*Coughmeispartofcrewtoocough*

Sorry, can't add everyone.

Anyone that gets the reference in Chapter 5's title will get a cookie or a cameo, this is the way to be in the story from now on.

Chapter 6: The Biased Gamemaker

Troll Slug shot an arrow at Chatzy. It stumbled and fell onto the ground, wiping its memory, but nothing else. "Biased Gamemaker." Troll Slug answered. slambam stabbed Chatzy. "Oh, trying to kill me? Well, whoever makes the final blow on me is dead too!" Chatzy said. "Sorry guys. I'll do it, to avenge the dead lives." Troll Slug said. "No, I'LL do it." prex said. "Don't make this for nothing." She said, and stabbed Chatzy with psychic powers. She evaporated, and Chatzy exploded. Troll Slug and slambam were harmed, but still alive.

They woke up in the hospital. "Yes! We destroyed a website!" Troll Slug exclaimed.

THE END.

A creator must sacrifice for what evil she had created.....


Nice fanfic!

Uhhhhhh.....

Also, Sky, would you actually punch me in the face?

I died by flamethrower? And I was the main combatant in 2 battles with Dc?
Bay-um I'm awesome

Thx yall. ^.^

Can I be the reaper?

You will never catch me! Go Greninja and soak these fools!

This fanfic is over. >.>

Udhushsjauia! I wanted to be in it!