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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#1 Posted: 23:05:56 22/12/2013 \| Topic Creator My Stories r awesome, The Lego Movie: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME Llama COOL PAGE WITH STORIES: //forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/profile.php?user=25254 --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
	Edited 4 times - Last edited at 05:17:58 17/10/2014 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#2 Posted: 23:06:17 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator

GUESTBOOK STORIES
WARNING THIS HAS SPOILERS

Beginning of Giants
(The Giants say hi)

Kaos' Crazy Plan
(Kaos takes control of hot dog and stuff)

Giants, Soda partys and mailed skylanders
(stuff from the two previous story)

(^part of this) Skylanders junior sidekicks academy
(boomer becomes an idiot)

Flameslingers bottom
(flameslingers bum ruins skylands, leading too the gas patrol)

Voodoods bad prank
(Voodood revenges the magic element)

Prisoners on the kaos side
(One part story, just laughs )

Clash of clans dimension wandering, Next Stop, SKYLANDS !
(The Clash of clans guys come)

Wrecking Balls journey in the L-Rod Brain
(Wrecking Ball goes on an adventure to save L-Rod)

Hot Dogs journey in the W-Ball Happy Place
(Hot Dog saves W-Ball from the Maleforic Hex)

Moltens journey through the painted world
(Molten Battles the chase variants from giants and stuff)

The Legendarys
(A little chase to the legendary world)

Ghost and mushrooms
(Ghost Roaster bans Shroomboom from living)

Royals trouble and not just double
(Royal Double Trouble is evil)

The ball, the dates, touch luck
(Touching luck at skylander ball)

Wham shell and pets
(Wham shell goes crazy when his parent are coming to visit)

The Fix is in
(Jet vac poisons Bouncer, time to find sprocket)

Swap Force Begins
(The Start of Swap Force)

SkyInterviews
(A series of Interviews with the swap force guys)

Save the Darks First Half
(The Dark guys grow stupidity)

| TIME GOES SIDEWAYS |
(Time starts going sideways)

Save the Darks Second Half
(The Dark guys still have stupidity )

FORUM STORIES

Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
(Jolly Bumble Blast spreads joys, until Pop Fizz gives him some Punch (Not Punch Pop Fizz). So Boom Jet and Rubble Rouser try to save Christmas. Meanwhile W-Ball and the 2 Hot Dogs introduce Hoggy, Riderry, Barbar and Arar to Pop Thorn)

The Roommate
(Pop Thorn, W-Ball and The 2 Hot Dogs get a new home and enjoy living together as they used to live with Swarm and Tree Rex. But Eon forces them to have a roommate/caretaker to help them. Its Jade Flashwing)

The Grunt
(Zap and W-Ball wonder about Gill Grunts "Grunt" Power and try to find the truth, in the middle of Pop Thorns super epic party !!!!! )

A Simple Book about an idiot
By Zap and W-Ball
(A Story Made by Zap and W-Ball: Gill Grunt is an idiot)

Traptanium
(Spyro, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler travel to the ruins of Traptania)

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 11 times - Last edited at 08:43:31 10/10/2014 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#3 Posted: 23:06:53 22/12/2013 \| Topic Creator Story List pt2 --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#4 Posted: 23:07:04 22/12/2013 \| Topic Creator RESERVED --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#5 Posted: 23:07:32 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Future Plans
May Change at any times

The Golden War
(Golden Queen and her army of Golden Mabu declare war on the Skylanders)
Villain Trapped: Golden Queen

The Sidekicks arent Sidekicks anymore
(The Sidekicks take their test to be a Mini Skylander)
Villain Trapped: Chompy Mage

Earth SPECIAL
(W-Ball, Pop Thorn, Trigger Snappy, Gusto ? and the two Hot Dogs go to Earth)
Villain Trapped: Hu-Man

Skylash, Ghost-town
(After a single day at home, with no contact of the outside world, Lob-Star and Wallop go outside and discover that Skylash has been turned into a Ghost-town)
Villain Trapped: Grave Clobber

Jade Law
(Jade Flashwing and Jade Fire Kraken are chased by the Jade Hunter so they get Roller Brawl and Doom Stone to create Jade Law)
Villain Trapped: Jaded Queen

Lunch is here
(Wham Shell appears out of nowhere, but he has to retake the Skylanders test because everyone thinks his name is Lunch instead of Wham Shell)

Trap 102
(Eon sends Blades and Bushwhack on a quest to find Trap 102: Moneybags Trap)

Amnesia
(Trail Blazer and Blades wake up in a prison cell, with no memory)

The Grunt of Riados and Kaenos
(Gill Grunt takes The Grunt of Riados which can makes things vaporise, and then blasts it at Eon.... The Skylanders then fall apart, leaving Gill Grunt alone. So Gill Grunt searchs for The Grunt of Kaenos which can bring Eon back)
Villain Trapped: Grunt Guard

Re-Unite
(Gill Grunt who has brought Eon back to life, searches for the Skylanders in order to Re-Unite them back, but Shroomboom has travelled into Dreamcatchers special Dreamland)
Villain Trapped: Dreamcatcher

The Elite 10
(Eon creates the Elite 10: Ignitor, Ghost Roaster, Pop Thorn, W-Ball, Molten Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Wham-Shell, Camo, Warnado and Prism Break)

Lunch is served
(Chef Pepper Jack kidnaps the ol' Wham Shell for a dinner)
Villain Trapped: Chef Pepper Jack

The Happy Pizza
(The Happy Pizza for The Main 4 is eaten, Detective Slam Bam lists it 3 skylanders, Dune Bug, Free Ranger and Tread Head)
Villain Trapped: Glumshanks (he ate the pizza)

You got 20 minutes
(The Noseless Mabu wants to be a Skylander so Eon gives him 20 minutes to make a video to prove he is worthy. So he tries to beat up Barkley in that video)

Undead Rock Concert
(Wolfgang and some Skelebots disguise themselves a band that plays for Skylash and they play music that hypnotises everyone in Skylash except W-Ball and Trigger Snappy, who hate Rock)
Villain Trapped: Wolfgang

The Two Giant Wrecking Balls
(The Two Giant W-Balls from Painted World Teleport to Skylanders and offers W-Ball a big time deal)
Villain Trapped: The Gulper

Plumshanks
(Wrecking Ball eats Glumshanks plum)
Villain Trapped: The Plumshanks

Dark Portal Mastery
(Kaos teaches Moneybags about Dark Portal Mastery)

Shroombooms Adventure
(Shroomboom goes to Roaster Coaster)

The Crab Prince
(W-Ball goes into court for eating the Crab Prince)
Villain Trapped: The Crab Judge

Krank up the Crazy
(Dr. Krankcase turns all the Skylanders into Gooey Evil forms of their formal selves, It's the Noseless Mabus time to be a Hero)
Villain Trapped: Dr. Krankcase

Grim Creepers Liben Jewels
(Grim Creepers Uncle, Spook Creeper passes on a message to Grim Creeper that him and his family has struck riches. Grim Creeper decides to move back, but ends up fighting the " riches " as they are a virus called Liben, but he needs help)

The Boom Raiders
(Flynn creates the Boom Raiders, and things go horribly wrong)
Villain Trapped: Flynn

Complete Kaos !!! VOIDED
(Kaos destroys the universe, all thats left is him and Trigger Snappy and the Void)
Villain Trapped: Kaos

Hand Shake
(Fist Bump and High Five befriend Hand Shake, a troublemaker and triskster of many kinds)
Villain Trapped: Hand Shake

Skylands Secrets
(Blastermind, Pop Thorn and W-Ball search out for Skylands Secrets and end up discovering even more. Meanwhile, The 2 Hot Dogs and Trigger Snappy lose a game of Mario & Sonic Dream Fencing on the Wii against Rubble Rouser)
Villains Trapped: Nega-Pop Thorn, Nega-W-Ball and Nega-Blastermind

Tech Support
(Tech Skylanders complain to Eon that there is no Tech Skylanders in the Elite 10, so Eon decides to add Tech Support... But Who ? {Drill Sergeant})
Villain Trapped: Drill-X

Eon is Down
(Eon wakes up, in a Fighting Arena and his oppenent is Moneybags)

Skylands New Overlord
(Moneybags takes over Skylands)
Villain Trapped: Moneybags

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 18 times - Last edited at 21:19:51 17/10/2014 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#6 Posted: 23:07:48 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator

MORE FUTURE PLANS

Premium Lightlands
(Pop Thorn finds a wormhole generator and generates a wormhole and goes through it into Premium Lightlands, He travels through the village and notices the Litmabu are under the control of Masker Mind

Dark Puppet
(Chompy Mages Puppet is still evil)
Villain Trapped: Mesmeralda

Glumshanks
(Glumshanks walks on the street and thinks about his good times with Kaos)

Kaos
(Kaos walks on the street and thinks about Killing Glumshanks)

Kaos and Glumshanks
(Kaos and Glumshanks come to an agreement and become hippies)

The Nooblander
(The Noseless Mabu fills in for Spyro as a Skylander)
Villain Trapped: The Noseless Mabu

Troll Central
(Head Rush and W-Ball try to get a song on the Troll Radio)
Villain Trapped: Chill Bill

It's Baaaack
(The Sheep Invasion has come....)
Villain Trapped: Sheep Creep

It's Back
(The Chompy Puppet is back)
Villain Trapped: Stupid Chompy Puppet

It's Forward
(Bushwhack is trapped in a jail in the future after a time travel accident)
Villain Trapped: Robo-Guy

Orange Peel
(Hot Dogs orange peel falls out of his 'Dog-Bag', So he goes on an adventure to find it and chuck it in the bin)

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 10 times - Last edited at 01:02:05 18/10/2014 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#7 Posted: 23:49:45 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Trapped Villains in Story

EARTH:
Orb: Golden Queen
Totem: Hu-Man
Hammer: Grave Clobber
Hourglass: Jaded Queen

Upside Down Guy: Chomp Chest
Toucan: Tussle Sprout
Hand: ???
Snake: ???
Jughead: ???
Flying Helmet: ???

LIFE:
Toucan: Chompy Mage
Yawn: The Noseless Mabu
Hammer: Sheep Creep
Snake: Stupid Chompy Puppet

Torch: Chompy
Sword: Brocolli Guy
Screamer: Cuckoo Clocker
Scepter: Sheild Shredder
Orb: ???
Hourglass: ???

WATER:
Axe: Grunt Guard
Tiki: Gulper
Flying Helmet: Crab Judge
Angel: Chill Bill

Logholder: Brawl & Chain
Jughead: Slobber Trap
Sword: Cross Crow
Orb: Threatpack
Hand: ???
Torch: ???

AIR:
Jughead: Dreamcatcher
Screamer: Nega-Pop Thorn

Hourglass: Krankenstein
Snake: Bad Juju
Toucan: Buzzer Beak
Sword: ???
Yawn: ???
Logholder: ???
Hand: ???
Axe: ???

FIRE:
Torch: Chef Pepper Jack

Scepter: Smoke Scream
Spear: Scrap Shooter
Screamer: Grinnade
Totem: ???
Yawn: ???
Skull: ???
Rocket: ???
Flying Helmet: ???
Upside Down Guy: ???
Sword: ???

MAGIC:
Logholder: Glumshanks
Totem: The Plumshanks
Hourglass: Nega-W-Ball
Rocket: Nega-Blastermind
Skull: Mesmeralda

Axe: Rage Mage
Yawn: Pain-Yatta
Screamer: Bomb Shell
Sword: ???
Angel: ???

UNDEAD:
Orb: Wolfgang
Snake: Hand Shake

Skull: Bone Chompy
Hand: Hood Sickle
Axe: Masker Mind
Spear: ???
Rocket: ???
Tiki: ???
Jughead: ???

TECH:
Scepter: Dr. Krankcase
Tiki: Flynn
Upside Down Guy: Drill-X
Angel: Robo-Guy

Hand: Mab Lobs
Flying Helmet: Bruiser Cruiser
Axe: Shreadnaught
Yawn: Brawlrus
Jughead: Trolling Thunder
Totem: ???

KAOS:
Kaos: Kaos

Ultimate Kaos: ???

MONEYBAGS:
Moneybags: Moneybags

Ultimate Moneybags: ???
Light Moneybags: ???
Dark Moneybags: ???

RIPTO:
Ripto: Ripto

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 2 times - Last edited at 00:58:31 18/10/2014 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#8 Posted: 05:53:58 25/12/2013 | Topic Creator

SOMEONE COMMENT PLZ
Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
Chapter 1 Potion Io Bludd

- = Meanwhile or in 10-Infinity Minutes

At Mall

: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas ?

: A puppy

: MEEEEE
-

: Hello Little Boy what do you want for Christmas

: A Sodastream
-

: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas

: An Identity
-

: Hello Little Sidekick what do you want for Christmas

: The Power to not to be a " Sidekick " and a Skull Zapper

: MUSHROOM
-

: Hello Little Bot whatdo you want for Christmas

: 2 metres of Io stone

: Take a statue, thats 2 metres of Io Stone

: gee thanks ! *drinks potion and goes beast form to carry statue*
-
At the Labratory

: 2 metres of Io stone in the pot, 2 litres of Blu in the pod, and a teaspoon of DD in the pot
-

: WOOO HOOOO!!!! I MADE...... Io Bludd

: WOO HOOOO YOU MADE PUNCH !!

: yeah, some clasherz are coming ! Its for them

: can i have some ?

: NOO Only Clasherz and Jolly Bumble Blast

: oh, i will drink my hair licks hair
-
At Mall

: Hello Little Hottie ..... Do you want some of this for Christmas ?

: As a Scratching Post ? YES ! As a body ? Nice Try ! W-Ball beat you already !

: Mistletoe !

: Thats Turkey

: Oh lemme get my-

: SEE YA !!!! flies away

: Next one on my list ? Flashwing

: HI !!!!!! Try my Io Bludd !!!!! Its punch

: Hello Little Punch ! I GOT YOU takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground

: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUNCH ISNT GOOOOOD !!!!! Or is he rude ?takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground

: Uh Oh

: thats bad

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#9 Posted: 21:04:00 27/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
Part 2 I a Barbar

: SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO

: Dude Chill

: what ?

: SHUT UP WERE TRYING TO SAVE CHRISTMAS

: Letz Try some of-

: DONT TRY IT

: WHY ?!?

: IT KILLED SANTA AND THE FIZZ GUY WHO I DONT CARE ABOUT

: Oh then.... SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA

: I have an idea !

: what ?

: Darn, I was hoping you would say the same thing

: SANTA NO SANT- Wait a second !

: What is it ?

: I need to go pee *rushes off*

: Really ?
-
On The Clasherz Ship
Barbar: I a barbar
Arar: WERE HERE
-
At the ruins

: HEY

: HEY
Barbar: Yo ! I made a catchphrase !

: what ?
Barbar: I A BARBAR

: who are these guys ?

: SO GREAT TO SEE YOU CLASHERZ
Barbar: Great to see you too

: Who are these guys ?

: oh, Pop Thorn this is Barbar

: Hi Im Pop Thorn
Barbar: and I A Barbar
Arar: Hey Pop Thorn ! Im Arar

: Hi !
Hoggy: Im Hogger the Hog, but call me Hoggy

: Hi Hoggy ! Whos the other guy on top of you
Riderry:: Im Riderry ! Together we are
Hoggy:: HOG RIDER

: Cool !

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#10 Posted: 05:02:04 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Jolly Bumble, Clasherz, Christmas
Part 3 The Grunt

: I GOT AN IDEA

: what ?

: we get gill grunt to invade this !

: WHAT IS WITH YOU !?!?!!?

: You, your with me

: Uh Wha ?

: Never Mind !! WE NEED THE GRUNT !!!!

: THE GRUNT !!!!

: THE GRUNT

: THE GRUNT
Barbar: THE GRUNT
Arar: THE GRUNT
Hoggy: THE GRUNT
Riderry: THE GRUNT

: THE GRUNT

: Wait a sec

: What ?

: Pop FIZZ AND JOLLY ARE HERE

: YEAH ITS TRAGIC !

: NO IT ISNT

: YEAH

: SHUT UP

: SHUT UP
Barbar: SHUT UP
Hoggy: SHUT UP

: ARAARRARARARARARARARARRARAR
Arar: What

: OVERLOAD !!!!!! (Explodes)
Riderry: Uh Oh

:Uh Oh

: Uh Oh

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:06:23 28/12/2013 by Iganagor

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#11 Posted: 07:14:26 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator

Jolly Bumble, Clasherz, Christmas
Part 4 Truth be told and Pop be fizz

: SO ? DA !

: SODA
Barbar: I A BARBAR

: TROLL

: ME

: TROLL ME

: BLINK AND DESTROY !!!!!

: SEE SPOT BURN

: ANOTHER SMASH HIT

: BRING THE STING

: KING OF THE STING

: THE TRUTH IS IO BLUDD IS A SLEEP FOR AN HOUR POTION

: YEAH !!!! WHA ?

: i thought you need a rest ! BUT WHY DID U LOOK DISGUSTED WHEN U DRUNK IT

: IT WAS SOUR

: REALLY !?!! THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED !!!!!!!!

: HOW DID YOU REFORM !?

: WHO CARES !!!! GRUNT TIME!!!!!! (Presses button in back)

THE REST OF THIS STORY WAS INVADED BY GILL GRUNT

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Grimslinger91 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1330	#12 Posted: 18:48:10 28/12/2013 This is hilarious so far

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#13 Posted: 02:35:31 29/12/2013 \| Topic Creator There are more storys in my guestbook Next story coming soon --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#14 Posted: 10:48:55 15/01/2014 \| Topic Creator The Main 4 Get a roomate in the next story --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#15 Posted: 23:10:18 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Roomate
Part 1 The List

: Bouncy Ball

: Check

: Wrecking ball

: Check

: Hot Dog Machine

: Check

: A Hot Dog

: Check

: ok ok, Hot Dog

: ..... check

: Pop Corn

: Check

: Pop Thorn

: Check

: WHO WROTE THIS STUPID LIST !??!

: me

Ugh this is silly

: SILLY

: CAN WE MOVE IN YET ????? WEVE BEEN DOING THIS LIST FOR 3 HOURS

: But the list is good, remember we almost lost Molten Hot Dog

: No we didnt

: WE COULDVE !!!!

: Is this over yet ? Im bored

: no, Wrecking Ball wants us to double check at the end

: No i didnt, I wanted to buy the Double Checkers game, but good Double Check idea

: LETS JUST MOVE IN ALREADY

: tralala

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#16 Posted: 23:24:36 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Roomate
Part 2 The new home

: WERE HERE YIPPEEE

: LETS INVITE ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR A JUMBO PARTY

: YEAH. !!!!!!!!

: OH YEAH

: LETS INVITE SHROOMBOOM, ERUPTOR, BARBAR, ARAR, HOGGY, RIDERRY, FRIGHT, MEEP AND OUR OLD CARETAKERS SWARM AND TREE REX

: AND THE LEVEL ONE GOBLIN: GOBBY !!!!!!

: OH YEAH
Eon: Hello Children

: Hello eon
Eon: Since you guys are still kids, i got you a mum

: A mum ?
Eon: A Roomate

: BUT WE WANTED TO LIVE TOGETHER NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE

: What if our mums Shroomboom ?

: MAYBE EVEN WIND UP

: YIPEEE
Eon: Your mum is a girl

: Why ?
Eon: Because mums are always the gender: FEMALE

: But the only genders are, Male, Chubby and Feline
Eon: I mean Feline

: Oh, who is she ?
Eon: Here she is....
???:
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: GO WRECKING BALL

: OK !!!! *eats the roomate*
Eon: Did a fat grub just eat his roomate

: Maybe....

: He means NO

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565	#17 Posted: 18:18:46 21/01/2014 Don't die! --- 5.7.

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#18 Posted: 23:34:46 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Roomate
Part 3 IM NOT FAT

: I ATE THE ROOMATE
Eon: I KNEW A FAT GRUB AT THE ROOMATE

: IM NOT FAT
Eon: Yes you are

: HES NOT
Eon: Compared to you

: SHUT UP EON
Eon: Why

: Eons annoying
Eon: Duh, did you JUST find that out

: NO

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx

Gems: 3552

#19 Posted: 23:41:45 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator

Roomate
Part 4 Spit
Eon: Ok Ok whatever SPIT OUT YOUR ROOMATE

: no
Eon: but why....

:because
Eon: BECAUSE WHAT

: ....

: Ok im gonna be kind to you, then spit out the roomate... Then you and the stupid roomate will jump off a cliff
Eon: sounds fair

: kindness first: ************
Eon: WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT WORD

: Freeze Blade, he said it means Eon is awesome
Eon: Freeze Blade is an idiot

: ah, and your his king
Eon: Yes exactly, WAIT WHAT !!!?!?!!?!?!? Just spit the roomate out

: FINE !!! *spits*

: can i not be thier roomate *falls down*

: That works for me

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#20 Posted: 23:43:14 22/01/2014 \| Topic Creator Roomate Part 5 Candy Break : CANDY BREAK : YIPEEE --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#21 Posted: 04:30:05 25/01/2014 \| Topic Creator Roomate Part 6 Shes your roomate Eon: SHE HAS TO BE YOUR ROOMATE : Cant she be our roomate SOMEWHERE ELSE Eon: NO : Neighbor ? Eon: Good Idea : YAY --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

ap86410 Green Sparx Gems: 382	#22 Posted: 06:04:28 26/01/2014 TRIGGER SNAPPIN

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#23 Posted: 00:32:47 01/02/2014 | Topic Creator

The Grunt
Pt1 Why ?

: Hey !

: Oh hii !!!

: W-Ball ! Havent seen you in ages

: Yeah cause i moved away..... You were the best neighbor ever

: glad to help ! I miss you...

: same, jade flashwings my new neighbor...

: Yikes.... Tree Rex and Swarm miss you, your all grown up... And ready to live without them

: yeah....

: So... How are things ?

: Oh great !!! I have so much more room in my new house

: Neat !

: We have a pool 3 times the size of that other one...

: Cool !! Mind if i come over tomorow ?

: Sure !! Pop Thorns holding a pool party so dont go to that... He didnt invite me, or the hot dogs ?

: why ?

: Oh, he wants to make new friends so he invited people he isnt usually with

: Trying to make friends eh ?

: yeah, you can join in a little bit if you want too

: Neato !

The next day
*doorbell rings*

: ZAP !!

: WRECKING BALL !!

: you came

: yeah i did ! How big is the party ?

: only 13 people so its cool if you come in

: neat ! Wheres the hot dogs ?

: food stand !

: whos at the party ?

: Pop Thorn, Warnado, Stump Smash, Zoo Lou, Camo, Jade Flashwing, Spyro, Cynder, Wham-Shell, Slam Bam, Whirlwind, Star Strike and Gill Grunt

: Oh my ! What fun !

: yeah

I've had a few minutes in the pool myself !

: Sweet !

: I sure hope Gill Grunt doesnt use The Grunt !!!

: Why does he use it ?

: Um... Now that I think about it.... WHY does he use it ?

: Let find out....

: Guys ! COME ON !!

: After a splash !

: OH YEAH !!!!

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#24 Posted: 21:43:07 05/02/2014 | Topic Creator

The Grunt
Part 2 Ok, this is just Lunch

Several Fun-Filled minutes later

: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER HAPPY AWESOME

: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER ZAPPY AWESOME

: Hi, you look cold... Want a Hot Dog ?

: YES PLEASE

: Ooooh they look tasty... Ill take one

: THESE ARE DELICIOUS

: Mmmmmmm These are the best.... Hot Dog how did you make these

: Its a Normal Hot Dog EXCEPT We put Chocolate Spice Salt on it ! The Sauce also has a bit of Shift's Salt in it

: Shift's Salt... Thats the thing you added to your hamburgers right ?

: Yeah... Night Shift is kind of with cooking

: Didnt Ghost Roaster and Him Make the Chocolate Spice Salt ?

: Yeah ! The Chocolate Spice Salt tastes bad, but it doesnt on HOT DOGS !!!!!

: These are big Hot Dogs

: Yeah they are, special sausage !!!

: K W-Ball wanna find out about The....

: GRUNT

: DunDun Duuuuuuunnnnnn

: Sooo, should we research Grunt Legends or Ask Gill Grunt

: Legends First, Asking Later

: HEY !!!! THATS MY LINE !

: What ?

: How did ?

: A Wha ?

: Aduh

: Um

: Lets Research Nice and quietly.....

: RUN !!!!! VOODOODS BEING WIERD AGAIN

: AAAAAAAAAHHHH

: YAAAAAAAAHHHH

: Aduh Buh

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#25 Posted: 05:22:00 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator

The Grunt
Part 3 A Short Truth

At the Computer Room

: WOAH The Grunt is a legendary family mark, and its power is amazing

: but none of this stuff shows WHY Gill Grunt uses it

: Lets ask him

Down at the pool

: WATER TORNADO YYYAAAAAAHH

: Aduh Buh

: PARTAYYYY

: SHUBA DUBA !!!!!

: WHAHA HA HA

: YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAA

: Hey Gills ?

: SPLASH BOMB !!!!!! YAGADOOOOO

: GILLS !

: SPLASH BOMB ARSENAL !!!!!! YAGAGAGAGADEDOOOOOOOO

: GILLSSS !!!!!!!

: WHACHACHA !!!!!!

: GILL GRUNT !!!!!!

: Yeah what ?

: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome

: GET ON WITH IT

: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome

: GET ON WITH IT AGAIN

:.... what

: Why do you use the grunt

: I wanna be a main character, thats all....

: Oh...

: Hey look mustard on the table

: i dont like mustard

: same

: Chestnut

: What ?

: So Gill Grunt you wanna be a main ?

: yeah....

: ok then, me and zap will write a story about you and publish it on Iganagors page

: Hey Thanks

_________
Hey guys its W-Ball here, Im on my pals Iganagors account here...

Whats that zap ? Guys Zap says hi !

But anyway me and zap have written a story, it would be nice if you read it, its about Gill Grunt !

AAAAAHHHHH !!!!! WHO THREW THAT WATER BOMB !!!! GILL GRUNT DO YOU WANT THE STORY OR NOT !!!!!

Sorry guys, Gill Grunt is annoying me... I might change the main character to Stump Smash ! YOU HEAR THAT GILL GRUNT !!!!

OW !!!! FINE FINE !!!! YOU CAN BE THE MAIN !!!
Guys its Gill Grunt whos gonna be main !!!!!

OWWWWW WHO THREW THAT !!!!! Sorry Guys, Gotta go
_________
Hey guys its Zap here, Mmmmm this hot dog is yum ! TRY IT !!!!!

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#26 Posted: 05:36:00 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator

A Simple Book about an idiot
By Zap and W-Ball

: Hello

: My Name is Gill Grunt

: I live in a hole

: This is my friend Zap

: We play games

: Like Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers

: I always lose

: I am dumb

: Gill Grunt is dumb

: Zap is smart

: I am Smart

: Hello

: I am Wrecking Ball

: I am very awesome

: And so am I

: But im not

: That is true

: The Truth is True

: You Cant deny it

: The End
__________
About the authors

Zap: Zap was born on a random year. He likes Electrifying People (mainly Mabu). He hates Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers. Zap eats too many Hot Dogs. Zap enjoys splashing Gill Grunt. Zaps best food are Hot Dogs.

A Message From Zap: I am Awesome Awesome Awesome

W-Ball: W-Ball was born on a few days ago. He likes burping on people (mainly gillmen). He hates Mustard, Going to bed and Broccoli. He is happy. W-Ball enjoys punching Gill Grunt. W-Balls best food are anyone from Wham-Shells Family.

A Message From W-Ball: Hey Gill Grunt, YOU STINK

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:51:10 07/02/2014 by Iganagor

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#27 Posted: 05:50:15 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator

2014 is Booming !!!!

Arent you waiting for more story truths ? NEXT UP IS " Why was Countdown so early ?" !!!!!

But right now is a SIDE-STORY!!!!!

Side Stories are stories with one part

They could randomly happen at any time

They arent added to the list of storys

Side-Story: Gill Grunts Story Reactions

: MY HOLE IS SMALLER THAN THAT !!!!! ZAP YOUR A BAD ARTIST

: I am dumb

: I WON SOWING JUMPERS ONCE

: Yeah, Dont deny the truth.....

: Neato an " About The Authors Part "

: ZAP YOU HATE THOSE GAMES !!!! HOW COULD YOU

: Yes you are " Awesome Awesome Awesome "

: W-Ball i wondered why you burp me....

: Everyone hates Mustard

: W-Ball Punches me too much

: Wham-Shells Family is quite nice.... TO EAT

: W-Ball your right... I need a shower

: You can read ?

: Wow !

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565	#28 Posted: 12:24:14 26/04/2014 Can you continue these? --- 5.7.

LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390	#29 Posted: 14:41:54 26/04/2014 It's weird, but I feel like that darkSpyro isn't such a good site to do fan fiction. The site doesn't let you do indents, and you have to separate some of your text for your posts. Do you have a deviantART account? Maybe that can work.

NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#30 Posted: 14:44:18 26/04/2014 Quote: LocoGuy107 It's weird, but I feel like that darkSpyro isn't such a good site to do fan fiction. The site doesn't let you do indents, and you have to separate some of your text for your posts. Do you have a deviantART account? Maybe that can work. Forget it, this site is good for Fanfiction.

LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390	#31 Posted: 14:53:06 26/04/2014 Okay. Preferences are a personal thing, anyway.

NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124	#32 Posted: 14:54:36 26/04/2014 And this topic title is asking for ignoranse....

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#33 Posted: 23:31:06 26/04/2014 \| Topic Creator Wow people are actually commenting.... Uh i might return these soon --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552	#34 Posted: 06:45:49 10/10/2014 \| Topic Creator Sorry i havent had th time to do these for a year i MUST BRING A RETURN SOON --- Summoning a STUNFISK 1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry 4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#35 Posted: 09:37:33 10/10/2014 | Topic Creator

Traptanium
Pt1. Portal to Traptania

In Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys

: I'm stealing the most EEEEVIIIIILLL Villains in their capsules from Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys and then I will free them from their capsules and force them to obey me !
Glumshanks: Kaos you realise we are driving home, I am sure I know the plan

At Kaos Lair of Evil

: WELL GLUMSHANKS OPEN THE CAPSULE
Glumshanks: I need a knockaway bomb to do that sir.

: But all they villains will knock away to other lands !!!!
Glumshanks: You did know that the only thing able to break the capsules are knockaway bombs
(Glumshanks explodes the capsules, sending wanted villains all over Skylands

: WHAT ABOUT THESE SEVEN CAPSULES THAT SAY DOOM RAIDER ON THEM
Glumshanks: Havent you heard about the Doom Raiders ?

: Yes
Glumshanks: These are the Doom Raiders

: WHAT !? I did not see that coming
Glumshanks: ...... You need Portal Master magic to open these

: ARE YOU KIDDING ME GLUMSHANKS !!!! WE DONT HAVE THAT
Glumshanks: Sir, your a Portal Master

: Oh yeah ! Well here I go opens capsules

: Me Hungry

: SMELLY GOOOOOOOOO IS SO EVIL

: I want a new Bone Harp, this ones so ones so old, you can see bones on it

: Wheres the closest Spicy food restraunt... I want to STEAL THE RECIPES

: I want gold JUST GOLD

: I've always wondered what I dream myself... I should steal my own dream sometime

: AH ! Theres a loose thread in my puppet...

: Are these guys seriously the Doom Raiders ?
Glumshanks: And yet I thought the mystery of the universe was... Are you seriously Kaos ?

: EWWWW !!!!! I'm wearing make up ! It's not like I'm a Rockstar or anything

In Skylash, town of Skylanders

: Wow ! Eon, your Portal Master skills can actually make an entire town for Skylanders !
Eon: Yes Flashwing ! Its amazing isn't it !

: WOOO HOOOOO SKYLASH

: I know right ! THE HAVE A RESTRAUNT WHERE YOU DONT EVEN PAY BECAUSE WE ARE SKYLANDERS

: I never knew being a Skylander would be cool ! I thought it was just for fun !!!! But we get this stuff for doing fun things...

: It even has a private beach !

: meh...
Eon: (broadcasting around Skylash so everyone hears) MAY I HAVE Flashwing, Granny Crusher, and Funny Bone !!! Please come to the Portal room !

At the portal room

Eon: Someone has freed the Doom Raiders ! I sense Kaos did it

: POO DAH
Eon: You three are not actually useless ! You can set up the portal to Traptania !

: We can ?
Eon: Funny Bone, take a shard of your crystal and put it here !

: Sure Thing

Sure Thing puts in crystal
Eon: Flashwing, put a shard here

: Alrighty

: Alrighty puts in crystal
Eon: And Granny put some Granny-gem here

: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY

: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY puts in crystal
Eon: The portal has opened.... Now we need to test if it works throws in Trigger Snappy

: How does that help ?
Eon: If your hear complaining from the other end of the portal, It works

: I hear it !
Eon: Lets get three guys over there now..

: Sure !
Eon: No ! If the portal gets messed up, we need you

: I have three people for the job

: I have three people for the job
Eon: What ? Why is Trigger Snappy here

: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler

: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler
Eon: What do you two mean by ' Me ' ?

: Spyro

: Me

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#36 Posted: 09:48:10 11/10/2014 | Topic Creator

Traptanium
Pt2. Traptania the Ruins

At The Portal Room

Eon: Remember, The Trap Masters are needed, otherwise The Doom Raiders will Doom us

: Anything else ?
Eon: Be Back by 6:00, I need you to do that trick to destroy Jet Vacs horrible Skylash celebration dinner

: Spyro, are you ready ?

: Yes

: I AM BLAST BUCKLER !!! DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE

: Lets go Jumps in with Blast Buckler and Tree Rex

At Traptania

: This Place is in RUINS !!! Theres no Traptanium anywhere !?

: We need to find theresting capsules of the 102 Traps and 16 Trap Masters

: Found Them !

: WHY ARE YOU HERE !!!

: I found the Traps

: Amazing ! 10 Traps of each Eight Elements ? Check ! 10 Traps of Light ? Check ! 10 Traps of Dark ? Check ! 1 Trap of Kaos ? Check ! Wait thats only 101

: The last trap must be with the Trap Masters

: Found Them

: But theres only 15 !!!!

: Are you a bad counter ? theres 198d788sn82

: You mean 16 ?

: Oh, must of miscounted

: Ok lets open them

: Only Eon can ! We have to give them to Eon !!!

: LET US GO TO ZE EON

At Kaos Lair of Evil

: So your name is Chaos

: K-O-A-S

: So ? Its Koas ?

: NOT KOAS (pronounced Co-as) OR CHAOS (pronounced Chay-oz) ITS KAOS (pronounced Dumb Bum)

: YOU SAID K-O-A-S

: NO I SAID K-A-O-S

: Are you KIDDING ME !?

: OOH I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! A Chay-oz TOY !!! OUT OF GOLD......

: TURN HIM INTO GOLD !!!!!

: what ? Bananarama gets turned into gold by Golden Queen

: That little bald guy mentioned that there is a team of SERIOUSLY SERIOUS SKYLANDERS THAT TAKE HERO-ING SERIOUSLY

At Skylash

: EVERYONE OF SKYLASH !!!!! LETS STOP BEING SERIOUS AND GO TO BANANA MONKEY ISLAND
Eon: YAHOOOOOOO

: WOOO HOOOOOO

: WOW SUPER SERIOUS DARK SPYRO WANTS US TO PARTY !!!!! THIS MUST BE IMPORTANT

: ITS NOT LIKE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS ARE GONNA DECLARE WAR ON US OR ANYTHING ?

: Yeah... Even though I sense it
Eon: Same

At Kaos Lair of Evil

: WE ARE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS AND WE ARE GONNA DELCARE WAR ON THE SUPER SERIOUS SKYLANDERS

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#38 Posted: 04:43:38 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator

Traptanium
Pt3. Split Doom Raiders

: ELITE ELITE ELITE

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold

: What was that for ?
Chompy Puppet: Chocolate Bananas

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold

: Golden Queen ARE YOU MAD !!!!!!!! YOU KICKED TWO DOOM RAIDERS !!!! ARE YOU MAD !? I KNOW I AM

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold

: I will cook you, the best Golden Omelette my queen...

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold. But make me that omelette first

: Yes Sir

: SIR !? YOU SUCK AND YOUR OMELETTE PROBABLY WOULD TOO ? But just to make sure, make me that omelette first

: I'm a Doom Raider YAY

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold

: I am CRAZY

: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold

: You are CRAZY

: Here is your omelette, my queen

: EW !!!! YOU ADDED EGG TO THE OMELETTE

: What else would I add ?

: GOLD !!!!! I EAT GOLD !!!!!

: You have a horrible taste you stupid queen
Chompy Puppet: Tell me about it

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#39 Posted: 05:27:54 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator

Traptanium
Pt4. The Trap Masters

Eon: I will unlock the capsules

: Fine by me ditches Eon
Eon: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TRAP MASTERS

LETS DITCH HIM
(All Skylanders ditch Eon)
Eon: What ? opens capsules

: TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA THE GAP MASTERS ARE HERE
Eon: No one seems to care, and you are the Trap Masters

: Well thats just a Wallop

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#40 Posted: 08:42:34 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator

The Golden War
Pt1. Goldapalooza

: THOSE IDIOT DOOM RAIDERS QUIT ON ME !!!!
Chompy Puppet: You kicked us you nub

: But they wont accept to come back
Chompy Puppet: Yes they will

: What do you know ? Your a puppy
Chompy Puppet: A PUPPET YOU IDIOT

: Eh, I may as well get my henchmen from Gold Apple Loser
Chompy Puppet: It's Gold-a-palooza

: Doyee Da

At Goldapalooza

: FAITHFUL CITIZENS OF GOLD APPLE LOSER, YOUR QUEEN HAS RETURNED
Citizens: What is that old lady saying ?

: I'M YOUR QUEEN, NOT AN OLD LADY
Chompy Puppet: It's been 1000 Years since you were the queen of this town, you are such a nub

: I prefer queen
Chompy Puppet: And I prefer PUPPET, but NOOOOOOOOOO you call me a PUPPY YOU NUB

: Can you and your stupid puppy just go, Chompy Mage.
Chompy Puppet: I dont see no Chompy Mage

: BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chompy Puppet: True Dat

: Up, Up, and AWAY

: Pup Pup and PUPPY
Chompy Puppet: What did you just say ?

: SCRAM

At the abandoned kingdom

: HENCHMEN !!!!! GET THE WARRIORS, and tell me your names again... I forgot ?
Ashen: I am Ashen the Golden Warrior
Draed: I am Draed the Golden Defendant
Tepub: I am Tepub the Golden Archer
Squidward: I am Squidward, and I dont know why you hired me

: WELL THEN, GET THE WARRIORS AND DECLARE WAR.... ON THE SKYLANDERS
Chompy Puppet: YOU WILL LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#41 Posted: 08:56:12 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator

The Golden War
Pt2. The Golden War

: Huh !? The Golden Airship is dropping warriors down

: Well, Well... If it isn't Spiral

: It isn't Spiral.... IT IS SPYRO

: Gusto Busto Wusto LUSTO DUSTO

: and WALLOP

: Golden Queen ? Why are you here

: I declare BORE
Chompy Puppet: You mean war

: I declare WAR

: Here I go !! Takes out some warriors

: That is not all !!!! Turns warriors in GIANT WARRIORS

: WE CAN HANDLE IT shoots ping pong balls at Gold Warriors
Golden Warrior: really..... knocks out Bouncer

: CHARGE knocks into a wall

: Gearblade, SPIN
Ashen: Gearblade STOP picks up Gearshift and throws her into a wall

: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS !!!!

: GIVE THEM ALL HIGH FIVES

: GIVE THEM ALL FIST BUMPS

: NO !!! GIVE THEM YOUR FULL POWER gets squashed like a dune bug

: OK, lets do this eats a sheep
Draed: FACE IT, YOUR THROUGH
Squidward: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

: .... this is bad gets knocked out

: They arent tickling my bone, THERE HURTING IT gets buried

:FACE IT !!!! SKYLANDS IS RIGHT WERE I WANT IT.... AT IT'S KNEES
Mabu Defence Force: We are here to save the day gets stepped on
Chompy Puppet: Oh Dang

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

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#42 Posted: 09:14:53 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator

The Golden War
Pt3. 1 Day later

1 Day Later

At the Golden Jail

: I can't believe we failed...

: WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY

: This is bad, shes taken over Skylands

: Tell me about it

: There MUST be something we can do about this !

: I am a Sidekick and I KNOW HOW MUCH SKYLANDERS THERE ARE !!!!

: Whats that gonna do ? Sound pretty pathetic

: There is still one Skylander on the loose

: Who ?

: Well, a sidekick

: WHO !?

: Trigger Snappy, lord of the skylanders

: Wait. Trigger Snappy NOOB OF THE SKYLANDERS

: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

: Look at me, my head is small

At Goldlash (Skylash)

: WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!! She made Skylands.. Goldlands

: Well, Well, if it isnt Trigger Snappy
Glumshanks: Lord Kaos, It is Trigger Snappy

: We need this little Skyloser takes Trigger Snappy

At the Kaos Hut

: Why do you live in a straw hut ?

: Dumb Queen stole my home and EVERYTHING

: Why do you need me ?

: Your a Skylander, you can defeat the Dumb Queen

: Yeah, but my only weapon is this dumb Earth Trap

: And Dumb Queen is an Earth Elemental

: So, I still can NOT defeat her

: Do you want Golden Guns ?

: OH MY GOSH !!!! GOLDEN GUNS !!!!

: Yup ! Extra Small version of the Baby Version ! So it may be a bit big and heavy

: Oh it is ! But I can handle it !

: Well then, go get em' Skyloser
Chompy Puppet: The Plot Thickens.....

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

Edited 2 times - Last edited at 07:10:09 31/01/2015 by Iganagor

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#43 Posted: 00:23:01 18/10/2014 | Topic Creator

The Golden War
Pt4. TRIGGER SNAPPIN

: TRIGGER SNAPPIN

: Yes, Yes, Whatever... Just DOOOOOM the stupid queen you SKYLOSER

: I'm a sidekick

: NO ONE EVEN CARES
Glumshanks: I do... It means he would probably die Lord Kaos

: DONT DIE YOU SKYLOSER

: Glumshanks is cooler than you

: What !?

: YEHEHEHAH

At The Golden Castle

: Bring me more omelettes !!!! I love them !

: ITS MELTED GOLD, YOUR PROBABLY GONNA CHOKE

: I AM HERE

: Are you gonna beat up this stupid queen ?

: STUPID ? YOU THINK I'M STUPID !!!! I'M A VERY SMART AND HEALTHY WOMAN

: The fact that you think your healthy is stupid

: I WILL SAVE THE DAY

: GET THE QUEEN

: GET HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: ASHEN ! Deal with this insolent KAOS !!!

: ASHEN ! WELL THE POWER OF MY EVIL DOOM
Ashen: Your bald

: SHUT UP

: DRAED ! DEAL WITH THAT STUPID PEPPER JACK

: I'M NOT STUPID ! YOUR STUPID !
Draed: *whispers* frankly your right

: YOUR A BAD WHISPERER DRAED
Draed: Oh Dang

: Spice It Up !

: Tepub ! Shoot down that crazy baby with a big TONGUE

: Wait WHAT !?
Tepub:: SNIPER DUEL

: Fine, if you say so

: SQUIDWARD !!!! GET GLUMSHANKS
Squidward: Glumshanks, lets do something else
Glumshanks: Checkers ?
Squidward: HOW LUXURIOUS
Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE CHECKERS GAME go on ?

: Looks boring
Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE BATTLE go on ?

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!

drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 390	#44 Posted: 09:04:17 25/01/2015 Cool man --- Add me on Fortnite: ElmoCaused911

funnybone Gold Sparx Gems: 2589	#45 Posted: 04:13:53 21/02/2015 Cool stories --- Meh idk wut i am doing alive rn Evolve Your Skylanders Adventure here!

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