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The SKYSTORIES ! by Iganagor [CLOSED]
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#1 Posted: 23:05:56 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
My Stories r awesome, The Lego Movie: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

Llama

COOL PAGE WITH STORIES:
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/profile.php?user=25254
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 4 times - Last edited at 05:17:58 17/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#2 Posted: 23:06:17 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
GUESTBOOK STORIES
WARNING THIS HAS SPOILERS


Beginning of Giants
(The Giants say hi)

Kaos' Crazy Plan
(Kaos takes control of hot dog and stuff)

Giants, Soda partys and mailed skylanders
(stuff from the two previous story)

(^part of this) Skylanders junior sidekicks academy
(boomer becomes an idiot)

Flameslingers bottom
(flameslingers bum ruins skylands, leading too the gas patrol)

Voodoods bad prank
(Voodood revenges the magic element)

Prisoners on the kaos side
(One part story, just laughs )

Clash of clans dimension wandering, Next Stop, SKYLANDS !
(The Clash of clans guys come)

Wrecking Balls journey in the L-Rod Brain
(Wrecking Ball goes on an adventure to save L-Rod)

Hot Dogs journey in the W-Ball Happy Place
(Hot Dog saves W-Ball from the Maleforic Hex)

Moltens journey through the painted world
(Molten Battles the chase variants from giants and stuff)

The Legendarys
(A little chase to the legendary world)

Ghost and mushrooms
(Ghost Roaster bans Shroomboom from living)

Royals trouble and not just double
(Royal Double Trouble is evil)

The ball, the dates, touch luck
(Touching luck at skylander ball)

Wham shell and pets
(Wham shell goes crazy when his parent are coming to visit)

The Fix is in
(Jet vac poisons Bouncer, time to find sprocket)

Swap Force Begins
(The Start of Swap Force)

SkyInterviews
(A series of Interviews with the swap force guys)

Save the Darks First Half
(The Dark guys grow stupidity)

| TIME GOES SIDEWAYS |
(Time starts going sideways)

Save the Darks Second Half
(The Dark guys still have stupidity )

FORUM STORIES

Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
(Jolly Bumble Blast spreads joys, until Pop Fizz gives him some Punch (Not Punch Pop Fizz). So Boom Jet and Rubble Rouser try to save Christmas. Meanwhile W-Ball and the 2 Hot Dogs introduce Hoggy, Riderry, Barbar and Arar to Pop Thorn)

The Roommate
(Pop Thorn, W-Ball and The 2 Hot Dogs get a new home and enjoy living together as they used to live with Swarm and Tree Rex. But Eon forces them to have a roommate/caretaker to help them. Its Jade Flashwing)

The Grunt
(Zap and W-Ball wonder about Gill Grunts "Grunt" Power and try to find the truth, in the middle of Pop Thorns super epic party !!!!! )

A Simple Book about an idiot
By Zap and W-Ball
(A Story Made by Zap and W-Ball: Gill Grunt is an idiot)

Traptanium
(Spyro, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler travel to the ruins of Traptania)
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 11 times - Last edited at 08:43:31 10/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#3 Posted: 23:06:53 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Story List pt2
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 10 times - Last edited at 04:34:35 25/01/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#4 Posted: 23:07:04 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
RESERVED
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 8 times - Last edited at 04:35:10 25/01/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#5 Posted: 23:07:32 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Future Plans
May Change at any times


The Golden War
(Golden Queen and her army of Golden Mabu declare war on the Skylanders)
Villain Trapped: Golden Queen

The Sidekicks arent Sidekicks anymore
(The Sidekicks take their test to be a Mini Skylander)
Villain Trapped: Chompy Mage

Earth SPECIAL
(W-Ball, Pop Thorn, Trigger Snappy, Gusto ? and the two Hot Dogs go to Earth)
Villain Trapped: Hu-Man

Skylash, Ghost-town
(After a single day at home, with no contact of the outside world, Lob-Star and Wallop go outside and discover that Skylash has been turned into a Ghost-town)
Villain Trapped: Grave Clobber

Jade Law
(Jade Flashwing and Jade Fire Kraken are chased by the Jade Hunter so they get Roller Brawl and Doom Stone to create Jade Law)
Villain Trapped: Jaded Queen

Lunch is here
(Wham Shell appears out of nowhere, but he has to retake the Skylanders test because everyone thinks his name is Lunch instead of Wham Shell)

Trap 102
(Eon sends Blades and Bushwhack on a quest to find Trap 102: Moneybags Trap)

Amnesia
(Trail Blazer and Blades wake up in a prison cell, with no memory)

The Grunt of Riados and Kaenos
(Gill Grunt takes The Grunt of Riados which can makes things vaporise, and then blasts it at Eon.... The Skylanders then fall apart, leaving Gill Grunt alone. So Gill Grunt searchs for The Grunt of Kaenos which can bring Eon back)
Villain Trapped: Grunt Guard

Re-Unite
(Gill Grunt who has brought Eon back to life, searches for the Skylanders in order to Re-Unite them back, but Shroomboom has travelled into Dreamcatchers special Dreamland)
Villain Trapped: Dreamcatcher

The Elite 10
(Eon creates the Elite 10: Ignitor, Ghost Roaster, Pop Thorn, W-Ball, Molten Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Wham-Shell, Camo, Warnado and Prism Break)

Lunch is served
(Chef Pepper Jack kidnaps the ol' Wham Shell for a dinner)
Villain Trapped: Chef Pepper Jack

The Happy Pizza
(The Happy Pizza for The Main 4 is eaten, Detective Slam Bam lists it 3 skylanders, Dune Bug, Free Ranger and Tread Head)
Villain Trapped: Glumshanks (he ate the pizza)

You got 20 minutes
(The Noseless Mabu wants to be a Skylander so Eon gives him 20 minutes to make a video to prove he is worthy. So he tries to beat up Barkley in that video)

Undead Rock Concert
(Wolfgang and some Skelebots disguise themselves a band that plays for Skylash and they play music that hypnotises everyone in Skylash except W-Ball and Trigger Snappy, who hate Rock)
Villain Trapped: Wolfgang

The Two Giant Wrecking Balls
(The Two Giant W-Balls from Painted World Teleport to Skylanders and offers W-Ball a big time deal)
Villain Trapped: The Gulper

Plumshanks
(Wrecking Ball eats Glumshanks plum)
Villain Trapped: The Plumshanks

Dark Portal Mastery
(Kaos teaches Moneybags about Dark Portal Mastery)

Shroombooms Adventure
(Shroomboom goes to Roaster Coaster)

The Crab Prince
(W-Ball goes into court for eating the Crab Prince)
Villain Trapped: The Crab Judge

Krank up the Crazy
(Dr. Krankcase turns all the Skylanders into Gooey Evil forms of their formal selves, It's the Noseless Mabus time to be a Hero)
Villain Trapped: Dr. Krankcase

Grim Creepers Liben Jewels
(Grim Creepers Uncle, Spook Creeper passes on a message to Grim Creeper that him and his family has struck riches. Grim Creeper decides to move back, but ends up fighting the " riches " as they are a virus called Liben, but he needs help)

The Boom Raiders
(Flynn creates the Boom Raiders, and things go horribly wrong)
Villain Trapped: Flynn

Complete Kaos !!! VOIDED
(Kaos destroys the universe, all thats left is him and Trigger Snappy and the Void)
Villain Trapped: Kaos

Hand Shake
(Fist Bump and High Five befriend Hand Shake, a troublemaker and triskster of many kinds)
Villain Trapped: Hand Shake

Skylands Secrets
(Blastermind, Pop Thorn and W-Ball search out for Skylands Secrets and end up discovering even more. Meanwhile, The 2 Hot Dogs and Trigger Snappy lose a game of Mario & Sonic Dream Fencing on the Wii against Rubble Rouser)
Villains Trapped: Nega-Pop Thorn, Nega-W-Ball and Nega-Blastermind

Tech Support
(Tech Skylanders complain to Eon that there is no Tech Skylanders in the Elite 10, so Eon decides to add Tech Support... But Who ? {Drill Sergeant})
Villain Trapped: Drill-X

Eon is Down
(Eon wakes up, in a Fighting Arena and his oppenent is Moneybags)

Skylands New Overlord
(Moneybags takes over Skylands)
Villain Trapped: Moneybags
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 18 times - Last edited at 21:19:51 17/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#6 Posted: 23:07:48 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
MORE FUTURE PLANS


Premium Lightlands
(Pop Thorn finds a wormhole generator and generates a wormhole and goes through it into Premium Lightlands, He travels through the village and notices the Litmabu are under the control of Masker Mind

Dark Puppet
(Chompy Mages Puppet is still evil)
Villain Trapped: Mesmeralda

Glumshanks
(Glumshanks walks on the street and thinks about his good times with Kaos)

Kaos
(Kaos walks on the street and thinks about Killing Glumshanks)

Kaos and Glumshanks
(Kaos and Glumshanks come to an agreement and become hippies)

The Nooblander
(The Noseless Mabu fills in for Spyro as a Skylander)
Villain Trapped: The Noseless Mabu

Troll Central
(Head Rush and W-Ball try to get a song on the Troll Radio)
Villain Trapped: Chill Bill

It's Baaaack
(The Sheep Invasion has come....)
Villain Trapped: Sheep Creep

It's Back
(The Chompy Puppet is back)
Villain Trapped: Stupid Chompy Puppet

It's Forward
(Bushwhack is trapped in a jail in the future after a time travel accident)
Villain Trapped: Robo-Guy

Orange Peel
(Hot Dogs orange peel falls out of his 'Dog-Bag', So he goes on an adventure to find it and chuck it in the bin)

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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 10 times - Last edited at 01:02:05 18/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#7 Posted: 23:49:45 22/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Trapped Villains in Story

EARTH:
Orb: Golden Queen
Totem: Hu-Man
Hammer: Grave Clobber
Hourglass: Jaded Queen

Upside Down Guy: Chomp Chest
Toucan: Tussle Sprout
Hand: ???
Snake: ???
Jughead: ???
Flying Helmet: ???


LIFE:
Toucan: Chompy Mage
Yawn: The Noseless Mabu
Hammer: Sheep Creep
Snake: Stupid Chompy Puppet

Torch: Chompy
Sword: Brocolli Guy
Screamer: Cuckoo Clocker
Scepter: Sheild Shredder
Orb: ???
Hourglass: ???


WATER:
Axe: Grunt Guard
Tiki: Gulper
Flying Helmet: Crab Judge
Angel: Chill Bill

Logholder: Brawl & Chain
Jughead: Slobber Trap
Sword: Cross Crow
Orb: Threatpack
Hand: ???
Torch: ???


AIR:
Jughead: Dreamcatcher
Screamer: Nega-Pop Thorn

Hourglass: Krankenstein
Snake: Bad Juju
Toucan: Buzzer Beak
Sword: ???
Yawn: ???
Logholder: ???
Hand: ???
Axe: ???


FIRE:
Torch: Chef Pepper Jack

Scepter: Smoke Scream
Spear: Scrap Shooter
Screamer: Grinnade
Totem: ???
Yawn: ???
Skull: ???
Rocket: ???
Flying Helmet: ???
Upside Down Guy: ???
Sword: ???


MAGIC:
Logholder: Glumshanks
Totem: The Plumshanks
Hourglass: Nega-W-Ball
Rocket: Nega-Blastermind
Skull: Mesmeralda

Axe: Rage Mage
Yawn: Pain-Yatta
Screamer: Bomb Shell
Sword: ???
Angel: ???


UNDEAD:
Orb: Wolfgang
Snake: Hand Shake

Skull: Bone Chompy
Hand: Hood Sickle
Axe: Masker Mind
Spear: ???
Rocket: ???
Tiki: ???
Jughead: ???


TECH:
Scepter: Dr. Krankcase
Tiki: Flynn
Upside Down Guy: Drill-X
Angel: Robo-Guy

Hand: Mab Lobs
Flying Helmet: Bruiser Cruiser
Axe: Shreadnaught
Yawn: Brawlrus
Jughead: Trolling Thunder
Totem: ???


KAOS:
Kaos: Kaos

Ultimate Kaos: ???

MONEYBAGS:
Moneybags: Moneybags

Ultimate Moneybags: ???
Light Moneybags: ???
Dark Moneybags: ???


RIPTO:
Ripto: Ripto
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 00:58:31 18/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#8 Posted: 05:53:58 25/12/2013 | Topic Creator
SOMEONE COMMENT PLZ
Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
Chapter 1 Potion Io Bludd

- = Meanwhile or in 10-Infinity Minutes


At Mall
smilie: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas ?
smilie: A puppy
smilie: MEEEEE
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smilie: Hello Little Boy what do you want for Christmas
smilie: A Sodastream
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smilie: Hello Little Girl what do you want for Christmas
smilie: An Identity
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smilie: Hello Little Sidekick what do you want for Christmas
smilie: The Power to not to be a " Sidekick " and a Skull Zapper
smilie: MUSHROOM
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smilie: Hello Little Bot whatdo you want for Christmas
smilie: 2 metres of Io stone
smilie: Take a statue, thats 2 metres of Io Stone
smilie: gee thanks ! *drinks potion and goes beast form to carry statue*
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At the Labratory
smilie: 2 metres of Io stone in the pot, 2 litres of Blu in the pod, and a teaspoon of DD in the pot
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smilie: WOOO HOOOO!!!! I MADE...... Io Bludd
smilie: WOO HOOOO YOU MADE PUNCH !!
smilie: yeah, some clasherz are coming ! Its for them
smilie: can i have some ?
smilie: NOO Only Clasherz and Jolly Bumble Blast
smilie: oh, i will drink my hair licks hair
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At Mall
smilie: Hello Little Hottie ..... Do you want some of this for Christmas ?
smilie: As a Scratching Post ? YES ! As a body ? Nice Try ! W-Ball beat you already !
smilie: Mistletoe !
smilie: Thats Turkey
smilie: Oh lemme get my-
smilie: SEE YA !!!! flies away
smilie: Next one on my list ? Flashwing
smilie: HI !!!!!! Try my Io Bludd !!!!! Its punch
smilie: Hello Little Punch ! I GOT YOU takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground
smilie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUNCH ISNT GOOOOOD !!!!! Or is he rude ?takes a sip of punch and fall to the ground
smilie: Uh Oh
smilie: thats bad
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#9 Posted: 21:04:00 27/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Jolly Bumble, Clasherz and Christmas
Part 2 I a Barbar

smilie: SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO
smilie: Dude Chill
smilie: what ?
smilie: SHUT UP WERE TRYING TO SAVE CHRISTMAS
smilie: Letz Try some of-
smilie: DONT TRY IT
smilie: WHY ?!?
smilie: IT KILLED SANTA AND THE FIZZ GUY WHO I DONT CARE ABOUT
smilie: Oh then.... SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA NO SANTA
smilie: I have an idea !
smilie: what ?
smilie: Darn, I was hoping you would say the same thing
smilie: SANTA NO SANT- Wait a second !
smilie: What is it ?
smilie: I need to go pee *rushes off*
smilie: Really ?
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On The Clasherz Ship
Barbar: I a barbar
Arar: WERE HERE
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At the ruins
smilie: HEY
smilie: HEY
Barbar: Yo ! I made a catchphrase !
smilie: what ?
Barbar: I A BARBAR
smilie: who are these guys ?
smilie: SO GREAT TO SEE YOU CLASHERZ
Barbar: Great to see you too
smilie: Who are these guys ?
smilie: oh, Pop Thorn this is Barbar
smilie: Hi Im Pop Thorn
Barbar: and I A Barbar
Arar: Hey Pop Thorn ! Im Arar
smilie: Hi !
Hoggy: Im Hogger the Hog, but call me Hoggy
smilie: Hi Hoggy ! Whos the other guy on top of you
Riderry:: Im Riderry ! Together we are
Hoggy:: HOG RIDER
smilie: Cool !
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#10 Posted: 05:02:04 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Jolly Bumble, Clasherz, Christmas
Part 3 The Grunt

smilie: I GOT AN IDEA
smilie: what ?
smilie: we get gill grunt to invade this !
smilie: WHAT IS WITH YOU !?!?!!?
smilie: You, your with me
smilie: Uh Wha ?
smilie: Never Mind !! WE NEED THE GRUNT !!!!
smilie: THE GRUNT !!!!
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
Barbar: THE GRUNT
Arar: THE GRUNT
Hoggy: THE GRUNT
Riderry: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: THE GRUNT
smilie: Wait a sec
smilie: What ?
smilie: Pop FIZZ AND JOLLY ARE HERE
smilie: YEAH ITS TRAGIC !
smilie: NO IT ISNT
smilie: YEAH
smilie: YEAH
smilie: YEAH
smilie: YEAH
smilie: SHUT UP
smilie: SHUT UP
smilie: SHUT UP
Barbar: SHUT UP
Hoggy: SHUT UP
smilie: ARAARRARARARARARARARARRARAR
Arar: What
smilie: OVERLOAD !!!!!! (Explodes)
Riderry: Uh Oh
smilie:Uh Oh
smilie: Uh Oh
smilie: Uh Oh
smilie: Uh Oh
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:06:23 28/12/2013 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#11 Posted: 07:14:26 28/12/2013 | Topic Creator
Jolly Bumble, Clasherz, Christmas
Part 4 Truth be told and Pop be fizz
smilie: SO ? DA !
smilie: SODA
Barbar: I A BARBAR
smilie: TROLL
smilie: ME
smilie: TROLL ME
smilie: BLINK AND DESTROY !!!!!
smilie: SEE SPOT BURN
smilie: ANOTHER SMASH HIT
smilie: BRING THE STING
smilie: KING OF THE STING
smilie: THE TRUTH IS IO BLUDD IS A SLEEP FOR AN HOUR POTION
smilie: YEAH !!!! WHA ?
smilie: i thought you need a rest ! BUT WHY DID U LOOK DISGUSTED WHEN U DRUNK IT
smilie: IT WAS SOUR
smilie: REALLY !?!! THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED !!!!!!!!
smilie: HOW DID YOU REFORM !?
smilie: WHO CARES !!!! GRUNT TIME!!!!!! (Presses button in back)


THE REST OF THIS STORY WAS INVADED BY GILL GRUNT
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Grimslinger91 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1330
#12 Posted: 18:48:10 28/12/2013
This is hilarious so far
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#13 Posted: 02:35:31 29/12/2013 | Topic Creator
There are more storys in my guestbook
Next story coming soon
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#14 Posted: 10:48:55 15/01/2014 | Topic Creator
The Main 4 Get a roomate in the next story
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#15 Posted: 23:10:18 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 1 The List
smilie: Bouncy Ball
smilie: Check
smilie: Wrecking ball
smilie: Check
smilie: Hot Dog Machine
smilie: Check
smilie: A Hot Dog
smilie: Check
smilie: ok ok, Hot Dog
smilie: ..... check
smilie: Pop Corn
smilie: Check
smilie: Pop Thorn
smilie: Check
smilie: WHO WROTE THIS STUPID LIST !??!
smilie: me
smilie: smilie Ugh this is silly
smilie: SILLY
smilie: CAN WE MOVE IN YET ????? WEVE BEEN DOING THIS LIST FOR 3 HOURS
smilie: But the list is good, remember we almost lost Molten Hot Dog
smilie: No we didnt
smilie: WE COULDVE !!!!
smilie: Is this over yet ? Im bored
smilie: no, Wrecking Ball wants us to double check at the end
smilie: No i didnt, I wanted to buy the Double Checkers game, but good Double Check idea
smilie: LETS JUST MOVE IN ALREADY
smilie: tralala
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:11:47 16/01/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#16 Posted: 23:24:36 16/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 2 The new home
smilie: WERE HERE YIPPEEE
smilie: LETS INVITE ALL OUR FRIENDS FOR A JUMBO PARTY
smilie: YEAH. !!!!!!!!
smilie: OH YEAH
smilie: LETS INVITE SHROOMBOOM, ERUPTOR, BARBAR, ARAR, HOGGY, RIDERRY, FRIGHT, MEEP AND OUR OLD CARETAKERS SWARM AND TREE REX
smilie: AND THE LEVEL ONE GOBLIN: GOBBY !!!!!!
smilie: OH YEAH
Eon: Hello Children
smilie: Hello eon
Eon: Since you guys are still kids, i got you a mum
smilie: A mum ?
Eon: A Roomate
smilie: BUT WE WANTED TO LIVE TOGETHER NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
smilie: What if our mums Shroomboom ?
smilie: MAYBE EVEN WIND UP
smilie: YIPEEE
Eon: Your mum is a girl
smilie: Why ?
Eon: Because mums are always the gender: FEMALE
smilie: But the only genders are, Male, Chubby and Feline
Eon: I mean Feline
smilie: Oh, who is she ?
Eon: Here she is....
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smilie: GO WRECKING BALL
smilie: OK !!!! *eats the roomate*
Eon: Did a fat grub just eat his roomate
smilie: Maybe....
smilie: He means NO
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
#17 Posted: 18:18:46 21/01/2014
Don't die!
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5.7.
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#18 Posted: 23:34:46 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 3 IM NOT FAT

smilie: I ATE THE ROOMATE
Eon: I KNEW A FAT GRUB AT THE ROOMATE
smilie: IM NOT FAT
Eon: Yes you are
smilie: HES NOT
Eon: Compared to you
smilie: SHUT UP EON
Eon: Why
smilie: smilie
smilie: Eons annoying
Eon: Duh, did you JUST find that out
smilie & smilie: NO
---
Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#19 Posted: 23:41:45 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 4 Spit
Eon: Ok Ok whatever SPIT OUT YOUR ROOMATE
smilie: no
Eon: but why....
smilie:because
Eon: BECAUSE WHAT
smilie: ....
smilie: ....
smilie: Ok im gonna be kind to you, then spit out the roomate... Then you and the stupid roomate will jump off a cliff
Eon: sounds fair
smilie: kindness first: ************
Eon: WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT WORD
smilie: Freeze Blade, he said it means Eon is awesome
Eon: Freeze Blade is an idiot
smilie: ah, and your his king
Eon: Yes exactly, WAIT WHAT !!!?!?!!?!?!? Just spit the roomate out
smilie: FINE !!! *spits*
smilie: can i not be thier roomate *falls down*
smilie: That works for me
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#20 Posted: 23:43:14 22/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 5 Candy Break
smilie: CANDY BREAK
smilie: YIPEEE
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#21 Posted: 04:30:05 25/01/2014 | Topic Creator
Roomate
Part 6 Shes your roomate
Eon: SHE HAS TO BE YOUR ROOMATE
smilie: Cant she be our roomate SOMEWHERE ELSE
Eon: NO
smilie: Neighbor ?
Eon: Good Idea
smilie: YAY
---
Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
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#22 Posted: 06:04:28 26/01/2014
TRIGGER SNAPPIN
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#23 Posted: 00:32:47 01/02/2014 | Topic Creator
The Grunt
Pt1 Why ?
smilie: Hey !
smilie: Oh hii !!!
smilie: W-Ball ! Havent seen you in ages
smilie: Yeah cause i moved away..... You were the best neighbor ever
smilie: glad to help ! I miss you...
smilie: same, jade flashwings my new neighbor...
smilie: Yikes.... Tree Rex and Swarm miss you, your all grown up... And ready to live without them
smilie: yeah....
smilie: So... How are things ?
smilie: Oh great !!! I have so much more room in my new house
smilie: Neat !
smilie: We have a pool 3 times the size of that other one...
smilie: Cool !! Mind if i come over tomorow ?
smilie: Sure !! Pop Thorns holding a pool party so dont go to that... He didnt invite me, or the hot dogs ?
smilie: why ?
smilie: Oh, he wants to make new friends so he invited people he isnt usually with
smilie: Trying to make friends eh ?
smilie: yeah, you can join in a little bit if you want too
smilie: Neato !

The next day
*doorbell rings*
smilie: ZAP !!
smilie: WRECKING BALL !!
smilie: you came smilie
smilie: yeah i did ! How big is the party ?
smilie: only 13 people so its cool if you come in
smilie: neat ! Wheres the hot dogs ?
smilie: food stand !
smilie: whos at the party ?
smilie: Pop Thorn, Warnado, Stump Smash, Zoo Lou, Camo, Jade Flashwing, Spyro, Cynder, Wham-Shell, Slam Bam, Whirlwind, Star Strike and Gill Grunt
smilie: Oh my ! What fun !
smilie: yeah smilie I've had a few minutes in the pool myself !
smilie: Sweet !
smilie: I sure hope Gill Grunt doesnt use The Grunt !!!
smilie: Why does he use it ?
smilie: Um... Now that I think about it.... WHY does he use it ?
smilie: Let find out....
smilie: Guys ! COME ON !!
smilie: After a splash !
smilie: OH YEAH !!!!
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 06:48:43 10/10/2014 by Iganagor
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#24 Posted: 21:43:07 05/02/2014 | Topic Creator
The Grunt
Part 2 Ok, this is just Lunch

Several Fun-Filled minutes later
smilie: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER HAPPY AWESOME
smilie: THAT SPLASH WAS SUPER ZAPPY AWESOME
smilie: Hi, you look cold... Want a Hot Dog ?
smilie: YES PLEASE
smilie: Ooooh they look tasty... Ill take one
smilie: THESE ARE DELICIOUS
smilie: Mmmmmmm These are the best.... Hot Dog how did you make these
smilie: Its a Normal Hot Dog EXCEPT We put Chocolate Spice Salt on it ! The Sauce also has a bit of Shift's Salt in it
smilie: Shift's Salt... Thats the thing you added to your hamburgers right ?
smilie: Yeah... Night Shift is kind of with cooking
smilie: Didnt Ghost Roaster and Him Make the Chocolate Spice Salt ?
smilie: Yeah ! The Chocolate Spice Salt tastes bad, but it doesnt on HOT DOGS !!!!!
smilie: These are big Hot Dogs
smilie: Yeah they are, special sausage !!!
smilie: K W-Ball wanna find out about The....
smilie: GRUNT
smilie: DunDun Duuuuuuunnnnnn
smilie: Sooo, should we research Grunt Legends or Ask Gill Grunt
smilie: Legends First, Asking Later
smilie: HEY !!!! THATS MY LINE !
smilie: What ?
smilie: How did ?
smilie: A Wha ?
smilie: Aduh
smilie: Um
smilie: Lets Research Nice and quietly.....
smilie: RUN !!!!! VOODOODS BEING WIERD AGAIN
smilie: AAAAAAAAAHHHH
smilie: YAAAAAAAAHHHH
smilie: YAAAAAAAAHHHH
smilie: Aduh Buh
smilie: smilie AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#25 Posted: 05:22:00 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator
The Grunt
Part 3 A Short Truth

At the Computer Room
smilie: WOAH The Grunt is a legendary family mark, and its power is amazing
smilie: but none of this stuff shows WHY Gill Grunt uses it
smilie: Lets ask him

Down at the pool
smilie: WATER TORNADO YYYAAAAAAHH
smilie: Aduh Buh
smilie: PARTAYYYY
smilie: SHUBA DUBA !!!!!
smilie: WHAHA HA HA
smilie: YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAA
smilie: Hey Gills ?
smilie: SPLASH BOMB !!!!!! YAGADOOOOO
smilie: GILLS !
smilie: SPLASH BOMB ARSENAL !!!!!! YAGAGAGAGADEDOOOOOOOO
smilie: GILLSSS !!!!!!!
smilie: WHACHACHA !!!!!!
smilie: GILL GRUNT !!!!!!
smilie: Yeah what ?
smilie: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome
smilie: GET ON WITH IT
smilie: Why do you use the mighty powerful super duper amazing strong flashy nice great strong hypo mega epic happy awesome
smilie: GET ON WITH IT AGAIN
smilie:.... what
smilie: Why do you use the grunt
smilie: I wanna be a main character, thats all....
smilie: Oh...
smilie: Oh...
smilie: Oh...
smilie: Hey look mustard on the table
smilie: i dont like mustard
smilie: same
smilie: Chestnut
smilie: What ?
smilie: So Gill Grunt you wanna be a main ?
smilie: yeah....
smilie: ok then, me and zap will write a story about you and publish it on Iganagors page
smilie: Hey Thanks

_________
Hey guys its W-Ball here, Im on my pals Iganagors account here...

Whats that zap ? Guys Zap says hi !

But anyway me and zap have written a story, it would be nice if you read it, its about Gill Grunt !

AAAAAHHHHH !!!!! WHO THREW THAT WATER BOMB !!!! GILL GRUNT DO YOU WANT THE STORY OR NOT !!!!!

Sorry guys, Gill Grunt is annoying me... I might change the main character to Stump Smash ! YOU HEAR THAT GILL GRUNT !!!!

OW !!!! FINE FINE !!!! YOU CAN BE THE MAIN !!!
Guys its Gill Grunt whos gonna be main !!!!!

OWWWWW WHO THREW THAT !!!!! Sorry Guys, Gotta go
_________
Hey guys its Zap here, Mmmmm this hot dog is yum ! TRY IT !!!!!
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
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#26 Posted: 05:36:00 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator
A Simple Book about an idiot
By Zap and W-Ball

smilie: Hello
smilie: My Name is Gill Grunt
smilie: I live in a hole
smilie: This is my friend Zap
smilie: We play games
smilie: Like Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers
smilie: I always lose
smilie: I am dumb
smilie: Gill Grunt is dumb
smilie: Zap is smart
smilie: I am Smart
smilie: Hello
smilie: I am Wrecking Ball
smilie: I am very awesome
smilie: And so am I
smilie: But im not
smilie: That is true
smilie: The Truth is True
smilie: You Cant deny it
smilie: The End
__________
About the authors

Zap: Zap was born on a random year. He likes Electrifying People (mainly Mabu). He hates Tennis, Softball and Sowing Jumpers. Zap eats too many Hot Dogs. Zap enjoys splashing Gill Grunt. Zaps best food are Hot Dogs.

A Message From Zap: I am Awesome Awesome Awesome

W-Ball: W-Ball was born on a few days ago. He likes burping on people (mainly gillmen). He hates Mustard, Going to bed and Broccoli. He is happy. W-Ball enjoys punching Gill Grunt. W-Balls best food are anyone from Wham-Shells Family.

A Message From W-Ball: Hey Gill Grunt, YOU STINK
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:51:10 07/02/2014 by Iganagor
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#27 Posted: 05:50:15 07/02/2014 | Topic Creator
2014 is Booming !!!!

Arent you waiting for more story truths ? NEXT UP IS " Why was Countdown so early ?" !!!!!

But right now is a SIDE-STORY!!!!!
  • Side Stories are stories with one part
  • They could randomly happen at any time
  • They arent added to the list of storys

  • Side-Story: Gill Grunts Story Reactions
    smilie: MY HOLE IS SMALLER THAN THAT !!!!! ZAP YOUR A BAD ARTIST

    smilie: I am dumb

    smilie: I WON SOWING JUMPERS ONCE

    smilie: Yeah, Dont deny the truth.....

    smilie: Neato an " About The Authors Part "

    smilie: ZAP YOU HATE THOSE GAMES !!!! HOW COULD YOU

    smilie: Yes you are " Awesome Awesome Awesome "

    smilie: W-Ball i wondered why you burp me....

    smilie: Everyone hates Mustard

    smilie: W-Ball Punches me too much

    smilie: Wham-Shells Family is quite nice.... TO EAT

    smilie: W-Ball your right... I need a shower

    smilie: You can read ?

    smilie: Wow !
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4476
    #28 Posted: 12:24:14 26/04/2014
    Can you continue these?
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    5.7.
    LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390
    #29 Posted: 14:41:54 26/04/2014
    It's weird, but I feel like that darkSpyro isn't such a good site to do fan fiction. The site doesn't let you do indents, and you have to separate some of your text for your posts.

    Do you have a deviantART account? Maybe that can work.
    NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
    #30 Posted: 14:44:18 26/04/2014
    Quote: LocoGuy107
    It's weird, but I feel like that darkSpyro isn't such a good site to do fan fiction. The site doesn't let you do indents, and you have to separate some of your text for your posts.

    Do you have a deviantART account? Maybe that can work.



    Forget it, this site is good for Fanfiction.
    LocoGuy107 Ripto Gems: 390
    #31 Posted: 14:53:06 26/04/2014
    Okay. Preferences are a personal thing, anyway.
    NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
    #32 Posted: 14:54:36 26/04/2014
    And this topic title is asking for ignoranse....
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #33 Posted: 23:31:06 26/04/2014 | Topic Creator
    Wow people are actually commenting....
    Uh i might return these soon
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    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #34 Posted: 06:45:49 10/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    Sorry i havent had th time to do these for a year smilie i MUST BRING A RETURN SOON
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    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #35 Posted: 09:37:33 10/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    Traptanium
    Pt1. Portal to Traptania

    In Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys

    smilie: I'm stealing the most EEEEVIIIIILLL Villains in their capsules from Crumbcracker, Hall of the Bad Guys and then I will free them from their capsules and force them to obey me !
    Glumshanks: Kaos you realise we are driving home, I am sure I know the plan

    At Kaos Lair of Evil
    smilie: WELL GLUMSHANKS OPEN THE CAPSULE
    Glumshanks: I need a knockaway bomb to do that sir.
    smilie: But all they villains will knock away to other lands !!!!
    Glumshanks: You did know that the only thing able to break the capsules are knockaway bombs
    (Glumshanks explodes the capsules, sending wanted villains all over Skylands
    smilie: WHAT ABOUT THESE SEVEN CAPSULES THAT SAY DOOM RAIDER ON THEM
    Glumshanks: Havent you heard about the Doom Raiders ?
    smilie: Yes
    Glumshanks: These are the Doom Raiders
    smilie: WHAT !? I did not see that coming
    Glumshanks: ...... You need Portal Master magic to open these
    smilie: ARE YOU KIDDING ME GLUMSHANKS !!!! WE DONT HAVE THAT
    Glumshanks: Sir, your a Portal Master
    smilie: Oh yeah ! Well here I go opens capsules
    smilie: Me Hungry
    smilie: SMELLY GOOOOOOOOO IS SO EVIL
    smilie: I want a new Bone Harp, this ones so ones so old, you can see bones on it
    smilie: Wheres the closest Spicy food restraunt... I want to STEAL THE RECIPES
    smilie: I want gold JUST GOLD
    smilie: I've always wondered what I dream myself... I should steal my own dream sometime
    smilie: AH ! Theres a loose thread in my puppet...
    smilie: Are these guys seriously the Doom Raiders ?
    Glumshanks: And yet I thought the mystery of the universe was... Are you seriously Kaos ?
    smilie: EWWWW !!!!! I'm wearing make up ! It's not like I'm a Rockstar or anything

    In Skylash, town of Skylanders

    smilie: Wow ! Eon, your Portal Master skills can actually make an entire town for Skylanders !
    Eon: Yes Flashwing ! Its amazing isn't it !
    smilie: WOOO HOOOOO SKYLASH
    smilie: I know right ! THE HAVE A RESTRAUNT WHERE YOU DONT EVEN PAY BECAUSE WE ARE SKYLANDERS
    smilie: I never knew being a Skylander would be cool ! I thought it was just for fun !!!! But we get this stuff for doing fun things...
    smilie: It even has a private beach !
    smilie: meh...
    Eon: (broadcasting around Skylash so everyone hears) MAY I HAVE Flashwing, Granny Crusher, and Funny Bone !!! Please come to the Portal room !

    At the portal room

    Eon: Someone has freed the Doom Raiders ! I sense Kaos did it
    smilie: POO DAH
    Eon: You three are not actually useless ! You can set up the portal to Traptania !
    smilie: We can ?
    Eon: Funny Bone, take a shard of your crystal and put it here !
    smilie: Sure Thing
    smilie Sure Thing puts in crystal
    Eon: Flashwing, put a shard here
    smilie: Alrighty
    smilie: Alrighty puts in crystal
    Eon: And Granny put some Granny-gem here
    smilie: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY
    smilie: I AM GRANITE NOT GRANNY puts in crystal
    Eon: The portal has opened.... Now we need to test if it works throws in Trigger Snappy
    smilie: How does that help ?
    Eon: If your hear complaining from the other end of the portal, It works
    smilie: I hear it !
    Eon: Lets get three guys over there now..
    smilie: Sure !
    Eon: No ! If the portal gets messed up, we need you
    smilie: I have three people for the job
    smilie: I have three people for the job
    Eon: What ? Why is Trigger Snappy here
    smilie: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler
    smilie: Me, Tree Rex and Blast Buckler
    Eon: What do you two mean by ' Me ' ?
    smilie: Spyro
    smilie: Me
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #36 Posted: 09:48:10 11/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    Traptanium
    Pt2. Traptania the Ruins

    At The Portal Room

    Eon: Remember, The Trap Masters are needed, otherwise The Doom Raiders will Doom us
    smilie: Anything else ?
    Eon: Be Back by 6:00, I need you to do that trick to destroy Jet Vacs horrible Skylash celebration dinner
    smilie: Spyro, are you ready ?
    smilie: Yes
    smilie: I AM BLAST BUCKLER !!! DEFENDER OF THE PEOPLE
    smilie: Lets go Jumps in with Blast Buckler and Tree Rex

    At Traptania
    smilie: This Place is in RUINS !!! Theres no Traptanium anywhere !?
    smilie: We need to find theresting capsules of the 102 Traps and 16 Trap Masters
    smilie: Found Them !
    smilie: WHY ARE YOU HERE !!!
    smilie: I found the Traps
    smilie: Amazing ! 10 Traps of each Eight Elements ? Check ! 10 Traps of Light ? Check ! 10 Traps of Dark ? Check ! 1 Trap of Kaos ? Check ! Wait thats only 101
    smilie: The last trap must be with the Trap Masters
    smilie: Found Them
    smilie: But theres only 15 !!!!
    smilie: Are you a bad counter ? theres 198d788sn82
    smilie: You mean 16 ?
    smilie: Oh, must of miscounted
    smilie: Ok lets open them
    smilie: Only Eon can ! We have to give them to Eon !!!
    smilie: LET US GO TO ZE EON

    At Kaos Lair of Evil
    smilie: So your name is Chaos
    smilie: K-O-A-S
    smilie: So ? Its Koas ?
    smilie: NOT KOAS (pronounced Co-as) OR CHAOS (pronounced Chay-oz) ITS KAOS (pronounced Dumb Bum)
    smilie: YOU SAID K-O-A-S
    smilie: NO I SAID K-A-O-S
    smilie: Are you KIDDING ME !?
    smilie: OOH I HAVE AN IDEA !!!! A Chay-oz TOY !!! OUT OF GOLD......
    smilie: TURN HIM INTO GOLD !!!!!
    smilie: what ? Bananarama gets turned into gold by Golden Queen
    smilie: That little bald guy mentioned that there is a team of SERIOUSLY SERIOUS SKYLANDERS THAT TAKE HERO-ING SERIOUSLY

    At Skylash
    smilie: EVERYONE OF SKYLASH !!!!! LETS STOP BEING SERIOUS AND GO TO BANANA MONKEY ISLAND
    Eon: YAHOOOOOOO
    smilie: WOOO HOOOOOO
    smilie: WOW SUPER SERIOUS DARK SPYRO WANTS US TO PARTY !!!!! THIS MUST BE IMPORTANT
    smilie: ITS NOT LIKE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS ARE GONNA DECLARE WAR ON US OR ANYTHING ?
    smilie: Yeah... Even though I sense it
    Eon: Same

    At Kaos Lair of Evil
    smilie: WE ARE THE MOST ELITE VILLAINS AND WE ARE GONNA DELCARE WAR ON THE SUPER SERIOUS SKYLANDERS
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:40:02 16/10/2014 by Iganagor
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    #37 Posted: 22:25:17 14/10/2014
    Lol.
    smilie is awesome
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    #38 Posted: 04:43:38 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    Traptanium
    Pt3. Split Doom Raiders

    smilie: ELITE ELITE ELITE
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
    smilie: What was that for ?
    Chompy Puppet: Chocolate Bananas
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
    smilie: Golden Queen ARE YOU MAD !!!!!!!! YOU KICKED TWO DOOM RAIDERS !!!! ARE YOU MAD !? I KNOW I AM
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
    smilie: I will cook you, the best Golden Omelette my queen...
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold. But make me that omelette first
    smilie: Yes Sir
    smilie: SIR !? YOU SUCK AND YOUR OMELETTE PROBABLY WOULD TOO ? But just to make sure, make me that omelette first
    smilie: I'm a Doom Raider YAY
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
    smilie: I am CRAZY
    smilie: Your kicked from the Doom Raiders, your replacement is a bar of gold
    smilie: You are CRAZY
    smilie: Here is your omelette, my queen
    smilie: EW !!!! YOU ADDED EGG TO THE OMELETTE
    smilie: What else would I add ?
    smilie: GOLD !!!!! I EAT GOLD !!!!!
    smilie: You have a horrible taste you stupid queen
    Chompy Puppet: Tell me about it
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #39 Posted: 05:27:54 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    Traptanium
    Pt4. The Trap Masters

    Eon: I will unlock the capsules
    smilie: Fine by me ditches Eon
    Eon: WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TRAP MASTERS
    smilie LETS DITCH HIM
    (All Skylanders ditch Eon)
    Eon: What ? opens capsules
    smilie: TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA THE GAP MASTERS ARE HERE
    Eon: No one seems to care, and you are the Trap Masters
    smilie: Well thats just a Wallop
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #40 Posted: 08:42:34 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    The Golden War
    Pt1. Goldapalooza

    smilie: THOSE IDIOT DOOM RAIDERS QUIT ON ME !!!!
    Chompy Puppet: You kicked us you nub
    smilie: But they wont accept to come back
    Chompy Puppet: Yes they will
    smilie: What do you know ? Your a puppy
    Chompy Puppet: A PUPPET YOU IDIOT
    smilie: Eh, I may as well get my henchmen from Gold Apple Loser
    Chompy Puppet: It's Gold-a-palooza
    smilie: Doyee Da

    At Goldapalooza
    smilie: FAITHFUL CITIZENS OF GOLD APPLE LOSER, YOUR QUEEN HAS RETURNED
    Citizens: What is that old lady saying ?
    smilie: I'M YOUR QUEEN, NOT AN OLD LADY
    Chompy Puppet: It's been 1000 Years since you were the queen of this town, you are such a nub
    smilie: I prefer queen
    Chompy Puppet: And I prefer PUPPET, but NOOOOOOOOOO you call me a PUPPY YOU NUB
    smilie: Can you and your stupid puppy just go, Chompy Mage.
    Chompy Puppet: I dont see no Chompy Mage
    smilie: BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Chompy Puppet: True Dat
    smilie: Up, Up, and AWAY
    smilie: Pup Pup and PUPPY
    Chompy Puppet: What did you just say ?
    smilie: SCRAM

    At the abandoned kingdom
    smilie: HENCHMEN !!!!! GET THE WARRIORS, and tell me your names again... I forgot ?
    Ashen: I am Ashen the Golden Warrior
    Draed: I am Draed the Golden Defendant
    Tepub: I am Tepub the Golden Archer
    Squidward: I am Squidward, and I dont know why you hired me
    smilie: WELL THEN, GET THE WARRIORS AND DECLARE WAR.... ON THE SKYLANDERS
    Chompy Puppet: YOU WILL LOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #41 Posted: 08:56:12 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    The Golden War
    Pt2. The Golden War

    smilie: Huh !? The Golden Airship is dropping warriors down
    smilie: Well, Well... If it isn't Spiral
    smilie: It isn't Spiral.... IT IS SPYRO
    smilie: Gusto Busto Wusto LUSTO DUSTO
    smilie: and WALLOP
    smilie: Golden Queen ? Why are you here
    smilie: I declare BORE
    Chompy Puppet: You mean war
    smilie: I declare WAR
    smilie: Here I go !! Takes out some warriors
    smilie: That is not all !!!! Turns warriors in GIANT WARRIORS
    smilie: WE CAN HANDLE IT shoots ping pong balls at Gold Warriors
    Golden Warrior: really..... knocks out Bouncer
    smilie: CHARGE knocks into a wall
    smilie: Gearblade, SPIN
    Ashen: Gearblade STOP picks up Gearshift and throws her into a wall
    smilie: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS !!!!
    smilie: GIVE THEM ALL HIGH FIVES
    smilie: GIVE THEM ALL FIST BUMPS
    smilie: NO !!! GIVE THEM YOUR FULL POWER gets squashed like a dune bug
    smilie: OK, lets do this eats a sheep
    Draed: FACE IT, YOUR THROUGH
    Squidward: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    smilie: .... this is bad gets knocked out
    smilie: They arent tickling my bone, THERE HURTING IT gets buried
    smilie:FACE IT !!!! SKYLANDS IS RIGHT WERE I WANT IT.... AT IT'S KNEES
    Mabu Defence Force: We are here to save the day gets stepped on
    Chompy Puppet: Oh Dang
    ---
    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #42 Posted: 09:14:53 16/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    The Golden War
    Pt3. 1 Day later

    1 Day Later

    At the Golden Jail
    smilie: I can't believe we failed...
    smilie: WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY
    smilie: This is bad, shes taken over Skylands
    smilie: Tell me about it
    smilie: There MUST be something we can do about this !
    smilie: I am a Sidekick and I KNOW HOW MUCH SKYLANDERS THERE ARE !!!!
    smilie: Whats that gonna do ? Sound pretty pathetic
    smilie: There is still one Skylander on the loose
    smilie: Who ?
    smilie: Well, a sidekick
    smilie: WHO !?
    smilie: Trigger Snappy, lord of the skylanders
    smilie: Wait. Trigger Snappy NOOB OF THE SKYLANDERS
    smilie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    smilie: Look at me, my head is small

    At Goldlash (Skylash)
    smilie: WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!! She made Skylands.. Goldlands
    smilie: Well, Well, if it isnt Trigger Snappy
    Glumshanks: Lord Kaos, It is Trigger Snappy
    smilie: We need this little Skyloser takes Trigger Snappy

    At the Kaos Hut
    smilie: Why do you live in a straw hut ?
    smilie: Dumb Queen stole my home and EVERYTHING
    smilie: Why do you need me ?
    smilie: Your a Skylander, you can defeat the Dumb Queen
    smilie: Yeah, but my only weapon is this dumb Earth Trap
    smilie: And Dumb Queen is an Earth Elemental
    smilie: So, I still can NOT defeat her
    smilie: Do you want Golden Guns ?
    smilie: OH MY GOSH !!!! GOLDEN GUNS !!!!
    smilie: Yup ! Extra Small version of the Baby Version ! So it may be a bit big and heavy
    smilie: Oh it is ! But I can handle it !
    smilie: Well then, go get em' Skyloser
    Chompy Puppet: The Plot Thickens.....
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    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    Edited 2 times - Last edited at 07:10:09 31/01/2015 by Iganagor
    Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
    #43 Posted: 00:23:01 18/10/2014 | Topic Creator
    The Golden War
    Pt4. TRIGGER SNAPPIN

    smilie: TRIGGER SNAPPIN
    smilie: Yes, Yes, Whatever... Just DOOOOOM the stupid queen you SKYLOSER
    smilie: I'm a sidekick
    smilie: NO ONE EVEN CARES
    Glumshanks: I do... It means he would probably die Lord Kaos
    smilie: DONT DIE YOU SKYLOSER
    smilie: Glumshanks is cooler than you
    smilie: What !?
    smilie: YEHEHEHAH

    At The Golden Castle
    smilie: Bring me more omelettes !!!! I love them !
    smilie: ITS MELTED GOLD, YOUR PROBABLY GONNA CHOKE
    smilie: I AM HERE
    smilie: Are you gonna beat up this stupid queen ?
    smilie: STUPID ? YOU THINK I'M STUPID !!!! I'M A VERY SMART AND HEALTHY WOMAN
    smilie: The fact that you think your healthy is stupid
    smilie: I WILL SAVE THE DAY
    smilie: GET THE QUEEN
    smilie: GET HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    smilie: ASHEN ! Deal with this insolent KAOS !!!
    smilie: ASHEN ! WELL THE POWER OF MY EVIL DOOM
    Ashen: Your bald
    smilie: SHUT UP
    smilie: DRAED ! DEAL WITH THAT STUPID PEPPER JACK
    smilie: I'M NOT STUPID ! YOUR STUPID !
    Draed: *whispers* frankly your right
    smilie: YOUR A BAD WHISPERER DRAED
    Draed: Oh Dang
    smilie: Spice It Up !
    smilie: Tepub ! Shoot down that crazy baby with a big TONGUE
    smilie: Wait WHAT !?
    Tepub:: SNIPER DUEL
    smilie: Fine, if you say so
    smilie: SQUIDWARD !!!! GET GLUMSHANKS
    Squidward: Glumshanks, lets do something else
    Glumshanks: Checkers ?
    Squidward: HOW LUXURIOUS
    Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE CHECKERS GAME go on ?
    smilie: Looks boring
    Chompy Puppet: Will this INTENSE BATTLE go on ?
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    Summoning a STUNFISK
    1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
    4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
    drobot007 Green Sparx Gems: 279
    #44 Posted: 09:04:17 25/01/2015
    Cool man
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    funnybone Gold Sparx Gems: 2164
    #45 Posted: 04:13:53 21/02/2015
    Cool stories
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    Meh idk wut i am doing alive rn
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