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Hello everyone, I'm uttster13. I've been around here for a while, and I have a story called Tales of Skylands. This is a "talk show" hosted by Barkley, the sidekick of Tree Rex. Every week, I will post an "episode" on the topic. WwB came from ideas I had for a story for ToS. I thought it might be fun to have a story like this, plus, no one has every done something like this. I asked Sky Airglow if he thought it was a good idea. He said yes, of course.

Now, let's talk to Barkley himself.

"Hey guys, it's me, Barkley! I am soooooo excited for this! I literally am dying of excitement! On my show, I will talk about:
-My personal life
-Adventures throughout Skylands
-Host interviews
-What's trending in the 'real world'
-Updates for Tales of Skylands
-And I will read FAN MAIL!

That's right, you guys can ask me stupid questions or praise me for my natural awesomeness. So stay tuned for new "episodes" of Wednesdays with Barkley!"

Okay, he said everything he needed to say. Be sure to check out my original story, Tales of Skylands! Thanks guys!

It's not Wed., but who cares! Welcome to...




Hey, guys! It's me, Barkley! I know you can't see me, but I assure you it's me. I'm not a person who swooped in and tied myself to a tree. That would be weird...

Anyway, this is the pilot for my first "episode?" for my "talk show". I'm supper excited for this! Now, for ever Wed. here on out, I will post an episode of my show. On the show, I interview guests, talk about my personal life, tell tales of adventures, give you updates for ToS, talk about what is trending in the 'real world', (I don't get it. I'm real. I mean, just because you don't believe in Skylands doesn't mean I'm not real. Jeesh.) and read FAN MAIL! That's right, ask me stupid questions and I'll answer them! Maybe.

So, for the first show, I have a special person to interview today. His name is Treeeeeeeeeeeeee Rexxxxxx! Whoooo!
Welcome to my new talk show!
-Hi Barkley. Thank's for having me in your closet.
IT'S NOT A CLOSET! It's a secret room for my show.
-Whatever. Twerp.
I'm not a twerp!...How is life going, pal?
-Good. The midget that looks exactly like me has a talk show now.
Really? Who is it?! Oh wait, nevermind. Jerk
-I still don't know how people think you are my son.
I look like you. And fans treat "sidekicks", which is a very derogatory statement because we don't defeat enemies together, like they are children. Who would marry Trigger Happy? He's got the chock full of ugies.
-Can I talk? Seriously. This is your show. You can talk later. I'm the guest. Let me talk.
You just said a full paragraph.
-Shut up. How's life goin' with you, bub?
You are just a bubble of wonderous joy! Life is going great for me. I have a talk show. And I will star in a ToS story soon. With the other "sidekicks". Except Mini Jini and Thumpsmack, and Terrabite. Babysitting eight kids is pretty tough.
-Okay, this interview is getting annoying. I'm leaving. Bye, twerp.



I wasted my time with that guy. So much time. Oh well. Let's see, umm... I guess I can read fan mail. Just give me a minute to write some fan mail.

Okay, I got some fan mail. Ahem:

Dear Barkley,
I love your new talk show! Can't wait for the next episode.
Sincerely, Barkley.

Oh, why that was very thoughtful. Next!

Dear Barkley,
Do you know Matt Damon?

No, I do not know Matt Damon.

That's all the fan mail I have. I hope you guys take time to ask me questions! (I bet you won't.) So I guess it's time for What's Trending Now!

In the news:
Activision has announced that they have plans for a Skylanders 4. That would be great. Another game I'm not in. Oh come on Activision! People love me! Right?
Kaos- are these all Skylander related - has plans on building a new castle. Too bad all of his construction crew is building a new Walmart at the Tower of Time region.
Poison is bad. Don't eat it. I couldn't think of anything...
Do you know Matt Damon, asks Barkley.
NO I DON'T KNOW MATT DAMON!!!



I think it's time for a story!!!

~Once upon a time, there was a Skylander named Bob. Yeah, Bob. He went on a quest. He fell off the Bridge of Doom. He died. Nobody cared.
~The End!~



That's all I have for now, thanks for reading the show!
That didn't sound right. Hmm, I'll work on that.
Stay tuned every Wednesday for a new "episode" of Wednesdays With Barkley!

hmm interesting, but do you have an idea on how I can get more people on my topics?

Not to be mean, but Sky is a guy, uttster. This looks great so far! I love Barkley!

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Not to be mean, but Sky is a guy, uttster. This looks great so far! I love Barkley!

REALY?! ah fridge, I'm not going to edit it in MY story

Okay, it's fixed. Sorry about that, Sky.
What do you think I should do to improve 's first talk show?

I think it is great so far. Maybe have people call in and ask questions?