darkSpyro

Now before you yell "Fan Fic
" at me, read this.

Chapter 1: HCI's Hardcore Idea PART 1

One morning, HIR was asleep in his castle. He was suddenly awakened by his guards Windumup and weeebbby. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. NO PLAYING WITH YOUR GUNS AT 6:00!" HIR shouted. "Well..." Windumup said. Meanwhile, at the Slug House, Troll Slug, Bash, Cody, Milhouse, slambam104, Eevee and Chill were playing cards. "Any 10's?" Milhouse asked. "KK SLIDER! CUPCAKEMON! RAR-" HCI was cut off with Eevee yelling HUSH! "What's going on." Chill sarcastically asked, rolling his eyes. "HIR has this bag, and it sucked Windumup and weebbby!" HCI yelled. "The bag had darkness inside! They might be dead!" HCI blasted. "Oh no! HIR!" Troll Slug yelled. So, they all set out to fight a HIR.

PART 2 COMING SOON!

I got a mention!

PART 2!

HCI called up every dS user he knew. Joerox, Bravo, Baro, CS, Blazier, DC, Seiki, Paris, Gooby, Prex, Ninpire, darkwolf, pff4life, Ash, Sleepy, alicecarp, WBB, Paddy, Angel, Carm, Sess, SaS, Matteomax, Aura, Kitty, Taco, Eruptor, SiA, HDAZ, sP, Big Green, Rendar, Padfoot, CG, Airglow, and CL all showed up right on time. ClayFace, firedragon500 and Bionicle showed up 15 minutes later, after that, SpyroD, Waka, dark, Wild, IJM and Gillgrunt987 showed up after a long hour. "That's a lot of people." Troll Slug said. "Uh-huh, let's kick some HIR tail!" He yelled. DZ and TorchSheep stared at him. Them, along with NINJAsk, StalkerSnake and Thumper just arrived. "We can do this!" Bash yelled. "I know Bash, I know." Airglow said to Bash. "Let's do this." Bash said. "Does he have to come?" Bravo and Joerox asked, pointing to each other. "Yes..." Troll Slug said. The army set out to save the world, or dS Forums, with Milhouse and Cody as tag alongs.

Can't wait for Chapter 2, right?

FAN FIC!!!

I'm in it....CALM DOWN PEOPLE

I object to the witness's runaway trail of thoughts!

Chapter 2

Meteor

HIR stared at the bag careful not to fall in. He heard the faint screams of his servents, and smiled. Meanwhile, Gooby, Thumper, Aura and ClayFace walked up to him. "You guys can join along my servents!" HIR yelled as he sucked the 4 up. He then hit a button, which triggered a meteor with a vortex on it, sucking the next squad in the black hole, everyone but Troll Slug, Milhouse, Cody, sb104, Bash, Airglow, HCI, sP, Chill, Eevee, CS, DummyZ, Joerox, Bravo, CL, Blazier, DC, Seiki, darkwolf and Ash. As they got depressed, Will171717, CAV, Ice Dragoness and BrutalBash walked over. "We would love to help." Will said. "Agreed." CAV said. CL had a smile on her face. Cody was happier than ever. Bash, Airglow, sP, Chill and Eevee high fived each other. Troll Slug was happy too, HCI was relieved the war wasn't over, and Joerox and Bravo were just fighting.

24 vs. 1! Who's gonna win?

HIR..

Chapter 3: Another Few Bit the Dust, and Half Found It Tasty

"Okay, our next round of people are Cody, Chill, BB, Ice Dragoness, CAV, Blazier, CL, Will, sP, DZ, Joerox and Bravo." HCI barked. When they went in, dust was shot in Chill, CL, Cody, Ice Dragoness, CAV and Will's face. Will, CAV, and Chill agreed it was tasty, and the 6 were sucked into eternal darkness. Joerox and Bravo, obviously in different directions, were captured, both eating dust before being sucked in. Blazier, DZ, BB and sP had a worried look on their face, as they were being shot with dust. Blazier collapsed, followed by BB, DZ, and than sP. When nobody came back, HCI had a worried look on his face. "Okay, Ash, Troll Slug, Milhouse, Bash, Airglow, Seiki, DC, darkwolf, sb104, Eevee and CS, only we are alive. The 12 of us must make a shelter, and plot to stop HIR." HCI said. "We can't throw you guys away, we only have 12." He said.

Congrats if you haven't been sucked, besides HIR, and you're against HIR in the army.

What about me?

Chapter 4: The Shelter

Eevee punched a tree. "My. Best. Friend. Is. In. A. Portal. Darnit!" Suddenly, a block of wood appeared. "Yes!" HCI said. "Thank you Eevee!" Troll Slug happily said. "Woot woot!" Milhouse said. slambam104 got to punching more trees. In an hour, the shelter, ahem, mansion, was halfway done, and just needed the top floor and decorations. "Yay!" Bash said. Suddenly, the door opened. It was HIR. "You 12 should be put in my portal, like everyone else on dS, plus Cody." He sneered. "But I'll kill you instead." He held up his gun and shot. "LOOK OUT!" Airglow shouted. "Run!" Ash said. "Meh." DC and Seiki said together. Everyone ran out, except CS, who tried to be a hero. "I CAN KILL THEM!" He yelled, and slashed off one of HIR's hands. "I'LL KILL YOU!" HIR shouted angrily, and shot his ray gun. Instead of death, CS was sucked into darkness. "We need to free everyone!" Ash protested. "We know that." HCI scolded. "COMPANY!" slambam shouted. Slenderman was walking towards them. "Do you know what to do when Slenderman shows up?" darkwolf asked everyone.

: I sternly object! This is blatant defamation of character.

This thread clearly contradicts the evidence!

I have an idea for the sequel if there is one... STAR WARS! Darth HIR! Luke troll slug, r2eruptor2, hardcorbakka, princess eevee, chill solo, seiki3po, obi slambam kenobi

The rest you can think of! Can we both do that if you think it is a good idea!

No. I'm not going to be Troll Slug's father. >.>

Quote: HIR

No. I'm not going to be Troll Slug's father. >.>

I almost died reading this

I AM A HERO!!! CAUSE I PUNCHED A TREE!!!


Anyhow that is what i would have done

da*** did I read?

Chapter 5: HIR Gets Drunk and Kills Everyone

Enjoy

DC wandered into the dark area of HIR's mansion. After a while, he didn't come back. "What's wrong?" Seiki asked. "Oh, dear." Bash exclaimed. "I'M NOT COLRESS! UGH...WHY DO I BOTHER?" HIR yelled, and a loud noise screeched through the dark tunnel. "10 left!" HIR came out with a gun, and shot bullets. Immediately, Ash, Seiki and Airglow fell dead on the ground. The remaining people, Milhouse, Troll Slug, Bash, slambam104, HCI, Eevee and darkwolf all backed away. "Hey, wait a second!" darkwolf yelled. "Yes?" HCI asked. "What about Slenderman?" darkwolf asked. "Oh yeah, he died off screen." Troll Slug replied. "Well, this story sucks." Milhouse said, got out his gun, and shot himself in the head. The 6 others backed away. "Well, you can't kill us, HIR." Eevee replied confidently. "Can I have Milhouse's gun if something random happens?" darkwolf asked.

*...*

I don't drink. "¬_¬

Quote: HIR

*...*

I don't drink. "¬__¬

If you weren't drunk, that smiley would have worked.

Quote: Eruptor100

I have an idea for the sequel if there is one... STAR WARS! Darth HIR! Luke troll slug, r2eruptor2, hardcorbakka, princess eevee, chill solo, seiki3po, obi slambam kenobi

The rest you can think of! Can we both do that if you think it is a good idea!

Do you think it's a good idea?

Chapter 6: The Death of Someone

HIR leaped forward and stabbed darkwolf with a knife. Troll Slug, Eevee, Bash and slambam backed away. Bash got out a baton and started twirling it. He threw it at HIR, who easily dodged it. Eevee got an axe and beat HIR. "For I am HIR, the next to die is HER." HIR said, pointing at Eevee. He charged at her, right about to smash her skull, when Bash jumped in to save her. HIR smashed his skull and laughed manically. At the second Bash died, HCI leaped at HIR and cut his head off. It went twirling in the air and landed on the ground. The four remaining people, Troll Slug, Eevee, HCI and slambam cheered. "Bravo!" Troll Slug said happily. "HCI! HCI!" Eevee shouted. "Wait!" slambam called. The oter three looked at him. "We don't have to do this!" He cried. "Bash, darkwolf, Milhouse, DC, Seiki, Ash and Airglow, and HIR the villain, they didn't have to die." He said. "Actually, HIR killed them, and he was being a bully, yeah, bullyhead meaniepants." HCI rudely retorted. "That's it! If we can't revive them, I'm going into the darkness for eternity!" slambam shouted.

You know what will happen, it's TROLL SLUG typing this.

These are coming faster than the paper does.
Relax your creativity, Troll Slug!

Well. I died. That's the end of the story. If I die, there's no happy endings for everyone.

Only 10 more minutes till the next chapter. :3

Slambam finds a potion of revival.
A hidden lemon lover is found.
A psychopath calms down.
Two slaves are freed.

Quote: Troll Slug

Only 10 more minutes till the next chapter. :3

Slambam finds a potion of revival.
A hidden lemon lover is found.
A psychopath calms down.
Two slaves are freed.

Lol you walked into that one...

I died.

I like the story, though.

Quote: Bash28

Quote: Troll Slug

Only 10 more minutes till the next chapter. :3

Slambam finds a potion of revival.
A hidden lemon lover is found.
A psychopath calms down.
Two slaves are freed.

Lol you walked into that one...

Reveal Spoiler

TrollStar.

Very funny.

Quote: Troll Slug

Quote: Bash28

Quote: Troll Slug

Only 10 more minutes till the next chapter. :3

Slambam finds a potion of revival.
A hidden lemon lover is found.
A psychopath calms down.
Two slaves are freed.

Lol you walked into that one...

Reveal Spoiler

TrollStar.

Very funny.

I try my best.

Quote: Troll Slug

Only 10 more minutes till the next chapter. :3

Slambam finds a potion of revival.
A hidden lemon lover is found.
A psychopath calms down.
Two slaves are freed.

Wonder who I'll revive....

Early bonus!

WARNING: Very Graphic.

Quote: Troll Slug

Early bonus!

WARNING: Very Graphic.

Reveal Spoiler

You fell into this one.

BashGlow BashGlow BashGlow

The Graphic Part:

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Graphic graphic graphic graphic.

Funny.

Chapter 7: Rise of the Taco Meat and People

This is pretty long, and ignore the Taco Meat part. It's nothing.

slambam104 storms off. "Wait!" Eevee cries. "Rock!" slambam trips and falls. He lands into a lab, where he crashed through a wall of fire where he had 0.001 degree burns, and a teeny splinter from the wood, along with stains on his shirt. For 1,000,000 feet, that wasn't too bad. He found a green fizzy potion, not destroyed at all, right next to him. Odd. Why would that happen? He grabbed the potion and ran out. He saw a girl in a yellow outfit that resembled a lemon. It could only have been. "Jaggedstar?" slambam asked. "Lemon yes!" She said. "I found this spazzy corpse on the ground. Or two." She replied. A black wolf and an asian kid with blue hair were laying next to Jaggedstar. Wait! That kid wasn't Asian! And that...darkwolf and Milhouse! He tripped on a rock, letting the potion fly onto their dead bodies. Suddenly, the cuts went away and they went back to life. "Thank you." darkwolf replied. "We need to save HIR and Bash above next!" slambam told Jaggedstar, Milhouse and darkwolf. "I CAN FLY THERE!" Jaggedtar shouted, as darkwolf grabbed on her, along with Milhouse and SB104. As soon as they got up, they sprinkled the potion on HIR and Bash. "I thank you. As a reward, I will stop being evil, and I will give you two presents." HIR told sb104. "Yay!" Troll Slug and Bash shouted. HIR reached in the bag and pulled out weebbby and Windumup. "Alive!" Windumup shouted. "We need 4 more people. The journey must continue." slambam said.

Nice. Put me listening to Nightcore please.

...

Maybe I should write a dS fanfic. Eh, that's what Survivor's flavor text is for. ^.^;

Awwwww yeah...I'm back!

I'm alive again.

I think I am dead from Hir

Chapter 8: The Journey Ain't Over, Smarty Boy

SB104, Troll Slug, Bash, Jaggedstar, HIR, HCI, Eevee, darkwolf, Milhouse, weebbby and Windumup walked to Airglow, Ash and Seiki. SB104 poured the fizzy potion on them. "We have to find DC!" Seiki shouted. The group scurried over to DC's corpse. "DC is dead?" Ash asked. "He is?" Jaggedstar asked also. Slambam poured the potion on DC, and he was back to life. "We have bigger troubles." HCI said. "Yes?" HIR asked. "GET THAT BAG!" HCI ordered everyone. "Why?" Troll Slug asked.

New chapter soon?

Sure ^.^

good stuff.

10/10
Glad I got revived.

DA*** IS THIS ****!

I like my heroic nature in this.

Quote: Troll Slug

New chapter soon?

only if im in it plz

no pressure

- - m-

Quote: Troll Slug

New chapter soon?

Yesyesywsyesyes

Yeah!