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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#1 Posted: 02:05:44 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
From 10/7/13 - 10/15/13 I'm holding a stand up comedy topic for all of you! So come! Make bad or good jokes and maybe laugh once or two. Your stupidy will increase.
DS Comedy Week where the comedy is week.
Rule:
Can be not original
No pictures
You can be dirty
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Edited 12 times - Last edited at 20:48:51 11/10/2013 by somePerson
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#2 Posted: 02:23:33 08/10/2013
I sign.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#3 Posted: 02:24:08 08/10/2013
Amazing.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#4 Posted: 02:24:26 08/10/2013
I will sign
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4341
#5 Posted: 02:24:34 08/10/2013
how does this work
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hence, the yiffening shall come

I submit my art on my tumblr. PM me for the link.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#6 Posted: 02:25:03 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: wakapro77
how does this work



Idk. Just joke around?
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#7 Posted: 02:31:35 08/10/2013
How is the limit on these when it comes to dirtiness?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#8 Posted: 02:31:49 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Nope.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#9 Posted: 02:33:12 08/10/2013
A very little boy and a very little girl were sitting in the bathtub together.

The girl looked down and said "Can I touch it?"

The boy responded "No way, you already broke yours off!"
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#10 Posted: 02:34:25 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mrmorrises
A very little boy and a very little girl were sitting in the bathtub together.

The girl looked down and said "Can I touch it?"

The boy responded "No way, you already broke yours off!"



I actually laughed. smilie
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#11 Posted: 03:06:59 08/10/2013
i want to sign but yolo sooooooooooo..........

i sign
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Blayze Gold Sparx Gems: 2299
#12 Posted: 03:31:56 08/10/2013
What's long and hard with cum in it?
A cucumber

Sad joke owo
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I'm wearing lots of belts..... for no reason at all ~Jinx
Cynderluv8801 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3305
#13 Posted: 03:34:11 08/10/2013
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
To get to the other tide!!
haha...
hah...
ha?
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~ Nami One-Trick ~
Blayze Gold Sparx Gems: 2299
#14 Posted: 03:37:36 08/10/2013
Quote: Cynderluv8801
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
To get to the other tide!!
haha...
hah...
ha?



I actually laughed way more than I should have at that.
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I'm wearing lots of belts..... for no reason at all ~Jinx
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#15 Posted: 16:03:34 08/10/2013
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to mix martinis, the other to call the electrician. *rimshot*
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#16 Posted: 16:28:25 08/10/2013
If a rooster layed an egg on a roof, would it fall right or left?

ROOSTERS DONT LAY EGGS MOTHER****ER
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#17 Posted: 17:09:18 08/10/2013
What are the three rings of marriage?
1) The Engagement Ring

2) The Wedding Ring

3) The suffering

ha
haha
ow my lungs
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#18 Posted: 17:57:32 08/10/2013
Growltiger didn't find Camalot, he found Catsalot. BA DA CHA

growltiger didn't even find camalot that's a whole other thing altogether wtf


Y'KNOW!?! CAMALOT!?!?
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#19 Posted: 18:19:58 08/10/2013
*signs*
So, how 'bout that airline food?
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Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#20 Posted: 18:27:47 08/10/2013
Let's make Dark a holy admin by annoying the hell out of him.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#21 Posted: 20:52:28 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Interesting.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#22 Posted: 20:52:57 08/10/2013
[User Posted Image]
aw yea
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#23 Posted: 20:56:10 08/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: TorchSheep
[User Posted Image]
aw yea



Hey that's against the rules. smilie
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#24 Posted: 21:01:57 08/10/2013
An alien comes to earth, and he does'nt have any idea what to do. So he walks by an opera house, and he hears "MI MI MI MIIIIIIIIII!" So he yells "MI MI MIIIIIII!". And then he walks to a restaurant. A waiter there asks a family "what would you like?" And the kids yell "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" So the alien said, "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" And then walks away. As he is walking, a little girl runs up to him and says "He stole my lollipop!" Points at another boy, then runs away. The alien says, "He stole my lollipop!" And walks away. He then meets a cop who says: "This man was killed! Who killed him?!?!" And the alien said "MI MI MIIIIIII!" The cop looked at him and said "Oh yeah ugly? What did you kill him with?" The alien replied with "Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!" The cop was startled, but said "Well why did you kill him?" The alien spoke "He stole my lollipop!"

A kid in a classroom raises his hand, and asks to go to the bathroom. The teacher said no. The teacher asked the same kid 5 minutes later to say the alaphanet. He said "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ" Then te teacher said: "wheres P? And the boy said: "down my pants!
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#25 Posted: 21:02:31 08/10/2013
Kid: dad, can you give me a hand

Dad: which one? My left or my right?

Kid: smilie
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
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LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606
#26 Posted: 01:12:43 09/10/2013
So, how 'bout that airplane food, huh?

i'm so sorry guys i didnt mean it
wakapro77 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4341
#27 Posted: 01:15:05 09/10/2013
why did the chicken

cross the road??

huh??? any takers??? : ))))

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AHAHAHAH
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hence, the yiffening shall come

I submit my art on my tumblr. PM me for the link.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#28 Posted: 01:15:37 09/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: wakapro77
why did the chicken

cross the road??

huh??? any takers??? : ))))

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AHAHAHAH



smilie Hahahaha
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#29 Posted: 01:16:04 09/10/2013
Quote: wakapro77
why did the chicken

cross the road??

huh??? any takers??? : ))))

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AHAHAHAH



but

what was on the other side he could possibly want!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#30 Posted: 03:04:20 09/10/2013 | Topic Creator
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
NotZ
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#31 Posted: 04:39:03 09/10/2013
How many zombies does it take to fill a swimming pool full of water?

None! They are already dead!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:39:56 09/10/2013 by Eruptor100
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#32 Posted: 06:32:21 09/10/2013
No offense, Eruptor100, those jokes make no sense and aren't really that funny, anyways, my joke:
Fennekin
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the road is long, we carry on
try to have fun in the meantime☠
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#33 Posted: 07:04:30 09/10/2013
I am trying to think
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#34 Posted: 07:32:24 09/10/2013
Quote: joerox123
No offense, Eruptor100, those jokes make no sense and aren't really that funny, anyways, my joke:
Fennekin

ur just mad that chespin is less popular than fennekin
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#35 Posted: 13:49:53 09/10/2013
Quote: wakapro77
why did the chicken

cross the road??

huh??? any takers??? : ))))

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AHAHAHAH


Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side! *physics'd* x.x;
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#36 Posted: 13:51:56 09/10/2013
Quote: somePerson
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
NotZ



DDDDDDDD:
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#37 Posted: 18:09:32 09/10/2013
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

everywhere
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#38 Posted: 00:36:44 10/10/2013
Quote: Pixilism
Quote: joerox123
No offense, Eruptor100, those jokes make no sense and aren't really that funny, anyways, my joke:
Fennekin



wow joerox ur funny u should be a comedian LOL


ikr pro-comedian

Quote: arceustheprime
Quote: joerox123
No offense, Eruptor100, those jokes make no sense and aren't really that funny, anyways, my joke:
Fennekin

ur just mad that chespin is less popular than fennekin


chespin is and always will be better. fennekin is just furrbait imo, as is the rest of it's line.
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the road is long, we carry on
try to have fun in the meantime☠
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#39 Posted: 01:08:15 10/10/2013 | Topic Creator
Love is like a penis. Some have big ones and others have small ones.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7158
#40 Posted: 01:11:10 10/10/2013
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#41 Posted: 01:12:25 10/10/2013
Why did the bird throw water out the window?
Because he wanted to see a waterfall

OMG 10/10 BEST JOKE EVA <3
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Gay 4 GARcher
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#42 Posted: 01:15:35 10/10/2013
yo mother so dumb, she made a doctors appointment with dr pepper
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#43 Posted: 00:32:38 11/10/2013 | Topic Creator
There are two types of people. Those who have computers and those who don't have back problems.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Padfoot74 Blue Sparx Gems: 743
#44 Posted: 00:35:07 11/10/2013
Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!!!
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Go,Typhlosion!! Use Flamethrower!! [SOCKS!!!]
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#45 Posted: 00:38:08 11/10/2013
Quote: Padfoot74
Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!!!



How very racist.
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Gay 4 GARcher
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#46 Posted: 00:40:36 11/10/2013
Why did the pelican get kicked outta the resturaunt..?
BECAUSE HE HAD A VERY BIG BILL! AHAHAHA!!!!


I leave now....
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Padfoot74 Blue Sparx Gems: 743
#47 Posted: 00:40:59 11/10/2013
You mad DC?
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Go,Typhlosion!! Use Flamethrower!! [SOCKS!!!]
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#48 Posted: 20:50:08 11/10/2013
page. bu dum tsssss
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#49 Posted: 20:51:11 11/10/2013
Once there was a little boy named Eruptor100. He wnet to a website and started making jokes, but they were unfunny.
THE END
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
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