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a poem [CLOSED]
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#1 Posted: 23:26:05 16/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Listen closely, I won't repeat
The story I will tell
That all made me red as a beet
As I tripped and fell.

Well........
I'm not totally human,
And DummyZ is Dave Days
The Pikmin sure are bloomin'
In this summer craze

And........
Stay in school kid
No matter what they say
Your mom is a squid
Now party the night away

So........
We danced and drank too much
I was brainwashed by my love
I tripped and fell and needed a crutch
To stand up to my buddies above

Then........
Your mom got mad
You have to pay
The hospital bill for your dad
And eat some clay

Oh..........
You have to pay for the WiiU
Or else you will explode
From the cuteness of Boo
The cuteness overload

Oh no......
My ankle is broken
I'm so sad
No I'm not jokin'
Now I'm quite mad

Finally......
My face is so red
My bffs all helped me
With going to bed
Wait, now I have to pee
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#2 Posted: 23:28:04 16/08/2013
FIRST
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#3 Posted: 23:28:24 16/08/2013
The Mas Butcher
Meaty, proud
Butchering, knifing, slaughtering
Mad Butcher has swag
Butcher~
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#4 Posted: 23:39:17 16/08/2013
ash your 10 you did not drink to much
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8470
#5 Posted: 23:42:38 16/08/2013
Ash drinks! Looks like school didn't teach you at all.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#6 Posted: 00:34:36 17/08/2013
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
It's called Catching Fire,
Not Hunger Games 2
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Gay 4 GARcher
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#7 Posted: 00:42:12 17/08/2013
Beautiful. smilie
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#8 Posted: 01:24:01 17/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Aran: Think again bro.
Hd: Cool story bro.
Bravo, sP: I drink Dr. Pepper, not beer. Bros
DC: Sthap dragging HG into everything!
SM: Thx bro
spyro and sonic Diamond Sparx Gems: 8318
#9 Posted: 01:26:08 17/08/2013
Cool.smilie
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6621
#10 Posted: 01:26:26 17/08/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Aran: Think again bro.
Hd: Cool story bro.
Bravo, sP: I drink Dr. Pepper, not beer. Bros
DC: Sthap dragging HG into everything!
SM: Thx bro



Katniss will murder you with her arrows and then Titus will eat you.
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Gay 4 GARcher
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8081
#11 Posted: 01:37:14 17/08/2013
@Ash You're welcome, bro. :3
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#12 Posted: 01:50:00 17/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: spyro and sonic
Cool.smilie

Thx bro.
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Aran: Think again bro.
Hd: Cool story bro.
Bravo, sP: I drink Dr. Pepper, not beer. Bros
DC: Sthap dragging HG into everything!
SM: Thx bro

Katniss will murder you with her arrows and then Titus will eat you.

LOLnope I have bodyguards
Quote: ShadowMewX
@Ash You're welcome, bro. :3

Aw yeah bro
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#13 Posted: 01:51:20 17/08/2013
There was once a man
Called Will.I.Am
He sailed the seven seas
And found some faeces.
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#14 Posted: 01:52:34 17/08/2013 | Topic Creator
Cooler story bro!
slambam104 Gold Sparx Gems: 2464
#15 Posted: 03:02:05 17/08/2013
Quote: Ash Starkindle
Listen closely, I won't repeat
The story I will tell
That all made me red as a beet
As I tripped and fell.

Well........
I'm not totally human,
And DummyZ is Dave Days
The Pikmin sure are bloomin'
In this summer craze

And........
Stay in school kid
No matter what they say
Your mom is a squid
Now party the night away

So........
We danced and drank too much
I was brainwashed by my love
I tripped and fell and needed a crutch
To stand up to my buddies above

Then........
Your mom got mad
You have to pay
The hospital bill for your dad
And eat some clay

Oh..........
You have to pay for the WiiU
Or else you will explode
From the cuteness of Boo
The cuteness overload

Oh no......
My ankle is broken
I'm so sad
No I'm not jokin'
Now I'm quite mad

Finally......
My face is so red
My bffs all helped me
With going to bed
Wait, now I have to pee



What tune do I sing it to?
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