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Skylander Rap Battles every Sunday and Wednesday/Thursday!



Rap 1!
Lightning Rod vs. Dino-Rang!

Verse 1:
Watch Out,
It looks like a lightout!
I wonder what you did when you hatched,
You propably thought that you were equally matched!
But NO!!!
I was a true celebrity,
and you were a pity!
You are a mindless Dino who lives in the dirt,
while I am a body builder who dosen't need a shirt!
Wake up, Mr. Fossil,
But i'm not sure if that's possible!

Verse 1:
Ok, Zeuss,
It looks like you got your rhymes loose!
You're just too Mediocre,
and remind me of an Ogre.
While i'm the king of prehistoric,
and you're the king of metaphoric!
I will crush you with my boomerangs,
and you'll be crying "Overhang!"
You just need to admit it, fool,
I'm just way to cool!

Verse 2:
T-rex, you look like a dragon,
And I will now Release The Kraken!!!
People call me a know-it-all and I say thanks,
And you're rhymes are filled with blanks!
I'm the most famous storm giant that was ever known!
And you're the worst mistake that was ever shown!
What's wrong, juvenile,
Have I been speaking truth for a while?
Are you going to speak up?
Or are going to give up?!

Verse 2:
Did you call me a dragon?!!!
I'm going to roll you into the depths of hell in a wagon!!!
That's where you belong!
Not in the sky naked, am I wrong?!
Where did you come from, Snorty,
It looks like you rained your cloud, Shorty!
No one ever liked you and never will,
And why are you even rapping still?!
People definitely like me,
And once I figure out my Origins,
I'll find people who have liked me throughout history!!!


Rap 2!
Slam Bam vs. Terrafin!

Verse 1
Hello, mista fin!
You look uglier than my holly jolly old chin!
People call me a lonely Yeti,
but seriously, who is scared of sharks anymore?
Confetti!
I wanted to congratulate you,
wait, you have nothing good to congratulate about.
So go eat some piranhas or some type of meal,
because my powerful words, you’re too dumb to feel!
Yayaya!!!

Verse 1
Excuse me sir, but are you a hobo?
Oh sorry, when I’m around you, I have to say no homo!
I do digging for a living,
and you do living for a digging.
I even refused help from Drill Sergeant,
and you look like you were mugged by a space Martian!
My verses are the curses of rhyme and rap!
And make sure to get out of Chewbacca’s lap!
Chomp chomp, Chump!

Verse 2
So, you think you can chomp me?
Psh, probably hurts less than a chompie!
And thank you, I guess I am good and nutritious,
well, keep going, you’re rhymes are delicious,
To Flynn!
Be careful, I have 4 large strong fists!
And this is probably scary to a fish.
Come on, dirt eater,
you are uglier than an ice eater!!!

Verse 2
Oh, so are you calling yourself ugly?
Looks like someone had a bad hair day, pudgy!
You may go home to cry to your mama,
oh, but why would you communicate with a Llama?
I wonder if swimming in the ice is that fun,
but also, how do you not freeze your buns?
Do you really think your sexy?
And your arms are that flexy?
Make sure to wear your diaper
you ugly litte piper!


Rap 3!
Flamslinger vs. Gill Grunt!

Verse 1
Umm, Gillman?
Are you 'trippin down a hill Ann?
Looks like Pirates took girlfriend,
a Merman,
and had...uh, nevermind!
You never let evil away,
I see why you act so sensitive and gay!
Maybe you need mental help,
but why would I give a flying kelp!

Verse 1
Hello guys, and welcome to guys night!
Oh, nevermind, here comes Torchy.
Dude, get a haircut,
before I shoot you in your fat gut!
To bad you're blind and short and deaf and dumb and
anyways!
I will throw you into the seas of Skylands and Earth,
and who do you think would win that, you little green Smurf!

Verse 2
Wait, do you even know how to rap?
Do you need a trip to Neptune's lap?
Damn, why are you so fattened up,
are you some type of aquatic pup?
Those are all the questions I have today,
but I'll still come kick your ass anyway!
I'd like to congratulate you on taking these raps,
But here's a tissue, crabs!
No more Mr. Nice Guy,
but cool, you have an upgrade to cry!

Verse 2
You know what, at least I had a girlfriend,
and can I meet your samurai squirrel friend?
Why am I still talking to this nerd with homo shoes?
We all know he is ready to lose!
Why would this crazy show be going on,
If this little toodler wasn't withdrawn!
I'm telling you, this guy is acting like crap!
You know what, I don't have time to rap,
but this battle is not over, ASAP!

Who won? Vote now!


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I have some wrecking ball vs hot dog verses, but they have swearing in them.

i think lightning rod won!

Quote: ZapNorris

I have some wrecking ball vs hot dog verses, but they have swearing in them.

Replace the swears with stars.

Dino-Rang won with "It looks like you rained your cloud, shorty!"

Do Wham-Shell vs Terrafin!


Other cool ones would be:
Moneybags vs Auric
Persephone vs Aura (A fairy in Lost Islands.)
Cali vs Tessa (The new girl in Swap Force.)

I'm only doing Skylanders, but thanks for offering.

Epic Rap Battles of skylands
Hot Dog VS Wrecking Ball

Wrecking Ball:
Awwww yeah!
These verses taking control!
Think you can bust a rhyme against mr wreck and roll?
I'll thwap yo' crappy rymes in the air, like in ring out,
You try to beat me, you'll be in the dog house!
I make everything look good, even when I upchuck!
Get back in your kennel, you stray mangy mutt!
My cute style and power, that's what made me a hit!
You're most powerfull attack is taking a ****!


Hot Dog:
Oh Damn!
Get up and rhyme, man!
I'll pyro pierce your ass and put you down with a comet slam!
This dog ain't gonna stop!
My rhymes are molten hot!
Even my bros at Walmart
Know my style is in overstock!
Now I'm a real dawg! I'll take a piss on yo' leg!
Then I'll go and screw with your head!
I'm obviously gonna win, you should just stop.
The reason they didn't give you a happy meal toy?
Your fat ass can't fit in the box!


Wrecking Ball:
I don't need a toy to make me happy, my boy
You just sit there and whine while the disco deploys!
You can't beat me!
I got bigass teeth!
You used to belong to someone,
But they took off the collar and set you free!
Then they left you there and came to me!
I'm a master of rap, my teeth make my foes bloody!
You're just some psychopath's lost puppy!


Hot Dog:
I'm a top dog, mother****er
You can eat my molten ****,
If you try and stop this rap,
Well, ya can't put a leash on this!
I'm loved by all!
You're a big blue rock!
You wanna get me?
Stand in a line, buy me at GameStop!
Go ahead, spit more crap, make It quick.
Then use you big mouth to suck my ****!

Hot Dog won by a lot!

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First:
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Second:
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vs ? Thats obvios. TIE!

Hot Dog won!
If you want, I could make one...

^Yessssss!

Off topic: You have changed your avatar...

Quote: Hot Dog 542

^ Yes!!!

Can you make a suggestion? 'Cause I got nothing...

^Maybe Prism Break vs Drill Sgt?

Quote: Hot Dog 542

^Maybe Prism Break vs Drill Sgt?

I don't see a rivalry there...

I don't need help, but you can make one if you want, also, You can vote.

Sorry for DP, but first person to PM me saying all 8 Giants will win secret info no one else knows!

And paddyfitz has won!

hey swap force fan want me to rap that and put it on youtube

I would love that!!!

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ok ill rap it then give u the links by this week

shroomboom VS Pop fizz!
SB VS
Heyyo it shroom boom, oh hey its a freak
Einstein used you as a lab rat an now you are a geek!
those stupid potions, just make you turn blue
I dont even feel sorry for that guy with no shoes
Ima go sling some spores
while u do a maniacs chores
Hey im a fun guy,
And to you i say BYE BYE!

PF Vs
Oh yeah, talk all you want, mr 1 eye,
Go cryin all the way to eye brawl, OH WAIT HE DIED!
ima go all beast,
while you shoot your plants
cuz everybudy singin SHROOMBOOM GO WALK THE PLANK!
ima party boy,
you a reject toy
Your face just makes me dizzy-o
So say good by to pop fizzio!


Anyone wanna fill in the rest?

That's awesome! Here's my version:
Skylander Rap Battles
Shroomboom
Vs
Pop Fizz
Begin!
Pop Fizz:
Shroombooms a ******, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death just to coward out again?
While I am sleeping on my bed like a normal functional thing,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, You dumb ****!
There's no need for me to rap, is that whatcha want?
You're the one that should shut up, your old, you right in Victorian font!!
I am the Pop Fizzer, i got mean mean pride,
You've never killed trolls, at least I know how to fight

*beat changes*

Shroomboom:
I rock dots on my head, but don't call me a dothead
it's time to show this swaggy-***gy that he's truly inbred
I have a fungus catapult, so suck my mushrooms
You should be in a basket, because your raps are like fruits
'Cause you're a little homosexual that whines and cries
and write raps about his lifestory and how he wants to die
Shroomboom has a great defense mechanism
He'll kick your @$$, killing the little ***** named Pop Fizzem!

To be continued.

3 battles will come this week!

This is mine and paddyfitzs combined

Shroomboom Verse 1
Heyyo it shroom boom, oh hey its a freak
Einstein used you as a lab rat an now you are a geek!
those stupid potions, just make you turn blue
I dont even feel sorry for that guy with no shoes
Ima go sling some spores
while u do a maniacs chores
Hey im a fun guy,
And to you i say BYE BYE!


Pop fizz verse 1
Oh yeah, talk all you want, mr 1 eye,
Go cryin all the way to eye brawl, OH WAIT HE DIED!
ima go all beast,
while you shoot your plants
cuz everybudy singin SHROOMBOOM GO WALK THE PLANK!
ima party boy,
you a reject toy
Your face just makes me dizzy-o
So say good by to pop fizzio!

Shroomboom verse 2
I rock dots on my head, but don't call me a dothead
it's time to show this swaggy-***gy that he's truly inbred
I have a fungus catapult, so suck my mushrooms
You should be in a basket, because your raps are like fruits
'Cause you're a little homosexual that whines and cries
and write raps about his lifestory and how he wants to die
Shroomboom has a great defense mechanism
He'll kick your @$$, killing the little ***** named Pop Fizzem!

Pop Fizz verse 2
Shroombooms a ******, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death just to coward out again?
While I am sleeping on my bed like a normal functional thing,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, You dumb ****!
There's no need for me to rap, is that whatcha want?
You're the one that should shut up, your old, you right in Victorian font!!
I am the Pop Fizzer, i got mean mean pride,
You've never killed trolls, at least I know how to fight

I think pop fizz won for mine with `Go cryin all the way to eye brawl OH WAIT HE DIED!``and Ima go all beast while you shoot some plants, an everybody singin SHROOMBOOM GO WALK THE PLANK!

Flameslinger wins.

Hey Swap Force Fan? Would you mind if I made these as well, in a different topic?

No probs, I'm behind schedule anyway. I'm starting to give up on this until Summer, so many SOLs and things like that.

wrecking ball and pop fizz won by a long shot

RIP Skylander Rap Battles...

OR SO I WAS WRONG!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKYLANDS
BROCK
VERSUS
CALI
BEGIN!

Brock:
Get back My stripe, it's about to go down!
Make way for the greatest 'lander tester around!
Brock is the name, training 'landers is my game!
And my beat will hit you harder than the grill of a train!

You got your feet full of peat, I got rock-hard abs!
So just crawl back to your hut and make me some cash!
I'll be laying you out with my 12 step courses,
'Cause I can be the crap out some thing that looks like a horse

You talk like a nerd! They think you're a freak!
Imma school you real fast but it won't come quick!
Bringin' the pain in the name of the great Brock!
You got served Ms. Cleo, now I'm serving you the bill!

Cali:
Have you gone mad? Don't be wasting my time,
Do you dare challenge me to a battle of rhyme?
My challenges are sage, all you do is gloat, man
At least I never ride the backside of a goat man!

Are you feeling shy? Come look me in the eye!
You'll never beat me, but you're welcome to try.
I'm the very last trainer you want to provoke
Your mighty pecs will be hexed by my challenge, yo.

You're a fool of a troll, who keeps talking like a tool
I don't mean to be cruel but you're gonna lose the duel.
I can kill the odds of about, 40 troll scum.
But nobody can help your Numbskull-full-o'-rum.

Brock:
You blow Flynn's pecker, while I bring in results!
I can motivate the plot of any cyclops or troll!
Cut the witch doctor crap and let me take the lead!
I'll show you how it's done, satisfaction guaranteed!
I'd hate to be you now, you done rattled my cage!
I turn shy little enemies into balls of rage!
You're gonna straight LOSE when I blow my fuse!
You wanna rap against me, then I'll WRATH AGAINST YOU!

Cali:
Big talk from a thug who got beat by a hermit,
Throw your tantrum boy, it don't matter to ermit.
You think you can survive these neck of the lands?
You're in Flynn's ship now so you're in my hands!

I'm a heroic rhymer with heroic challenges
Run back to your arena, 'cause you ran out of chances.
I'll tear you anew, And when I am through,
I'll serve you in a pot of crappy Brock stew.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SKYLANDS!

I myself think Cali won...

Should I just shut this down?

No, I'll make some if you want...

aw my gud

i like how gill and flame went over!

dark vs normal??????????


vs
(if this smile would yust work) vs

lawl!

*mega bump*
Spyro vs Tree Rex

EPIC SKYLANDER RAP BATTLES!
SPYRO!
VERSUS!
TREE REX!
BEGIN!

Tree Rex:
TREEEEE REEEEX!
You better feel the POWER!
'Cause I'm a frickin' GIANT!
You're like a delicate flower!
I could crush you with ease!
Your raps will be like a tease!
You better run kiddo!
I'm gonna sting you like a SWARM of BEES!

Spyro:
Hold on, I'll think I'm gonna need a translator.
Okay, apparently you think I'm weak? What a ****ing hater!
Anyway, lets get to these sick rhymes will we? Your a ****ing freak show!
You have no life! I've got 16 different games, yo!
Oh, by the way, Ninjini called, she says NO!
So get out of here and go back to your ugly home!
'Cause from what I can see you'll always be Forever Alone!

Tree Rex:
Wow! What a weak set of rhymes!
Spyro, just give up! Your gonna lose this time!
I could smash you with my fist and flatten you into the ground!
After I kick your ass, Cynder won't be having you around!

Spyro:
You think MY rhymes are weak?!
You've got the wrong end of the stick!
You were cool for a week, but then Pop Fizz cut you thick!
You're made of wood anyway! You ****ing fake!
Fire burns wood, I could burn you to the steak!
You got owned Tree Rex, now get out of town!
Everybody likes me better! SO GET DOWN!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC SKYLANDER RAP BATTLES!

Is all the language necessary? Sure, rap is a more inappropriate art form, but seriously, Skylanders is for kids, can't we keep a G/PG language level? Please?

Quote: Doomslicer

Is all the language necessary? Sure, rap is a more inappropriate art form, but seriously, Skylanders is for kids, can't we keep a G/PG language level? Please?

Well, I doubt the 5 - 9 year old Skylander kids will not be too interested in these. They never visit the general section anyway.