darkSpyro

Malefor: Welcome to the end of the world!
Spyro: You sure you don't want some coffee?
Malefor: Oh, why not! But a French Vanilla would do for me.
Spyro: Okay, I'm getting some coffee for me through. Promise not to end the world untill we're done our drinks?
Malefor: *pouts* Okay, fine but be fast so I won't get bored!
Spyro: How about Cynder entrains you while I'm gone?
Cynder:Why me! And I have to come with you!
Malefor: Oh yeah, that magical binding thing...let me take it off. *uses powers to make magical collar dissapear*
Cynder:Let's run for it! *runs but then is pulled by a collar that is connected to her and malefor *
Malefor: *evil laugh* Now you can never leave me!
Spyro: *sneaks out*
Malefor: Don't forgot those drinks Spyro!
Cynder:*turns into dark cynder and starts chasing malefor around*
Malefor: Mommy! HELP ME! MOMMY!

Spyro at Tim Horton’s

Spyro: Volteer, I didn't know this was your new job!
Volteer: Hey Spyro! Oh yes it is and it's the most awesome job ever!
Spyro: I would like a French Vanilla, coffee the way I like it and a donut with Cynder's face on it, please?
Volteer: That would be one thousand dollars.
Spyro: O.O *faints, then gets up again*
Volteer: Yeah, the financial meltdown has taken it's toll on the prices. Can you do half price?
Spyro: Here goes all of my money...but anything for a donut of Cynder to eat. *gives five hundred dollars*
Volteer: Thanks for shopping at Wall-mart! Oh man, wrong place...
Terrador: *is the boss* Don't make me kick your -
Spyro: *escapes just before cussing starts*

(It is another repost, enjoy!)

Ha!

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hmmm...good.

i think i already saw this story somewhere before...

Yes you have, I posted it a long time ago.
By the way, thanks all :3

Back at Malefor's lair...

Malefor: Uncle! Uncle! I said it!
Cynder: Okay...fine! *turns normal*
Spyro: I'm back! *sounds like he is singing*
Malefor: YES! YES! I'm so happy! *wags tail like puppy*
Cynder: Don't tell me you got a donut of me!
Spyro: *hides donut bag* No, not this time. *fake smile*
Malefor: French Vanilla! French Vanilla NOW!
Spyro: O.O *hands French Vanilla to malefor*
Malefor: *wags tail*
Cynder: Are you sure you didn't get a donut of me?
Spyro: No I didn't, would you like that I got a donut of you?
Cynder: Maybe, matters if you have.
Spyro: *shows donut to cynder* *wags tail*
Cynder: I love you honey! *smirks, then turns into dark cynder*
Spyro: So why are you dark, Cynder?
Cynder: *crushes donut and starts hitting Spyro with tail* Fight back! Fight Back! Why don't you fight back?
Spyro: Because I have nothing to fight for... expect the death of my beloved donut! *turns into dark spyro*
Spyro & Cynder: *starts fighting*
Malefor: *cries* I...spilled...my...French Vanilla! *cries* The world has to end now!
Spyro & Cynder: *turn back into normal and stops fighting*

Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Person: What next?

I write the next Chapter!!! lol... j/k... this is rather good.... lol

Thanks! lol.
Here's more:

Spyro: No! No! I'll get another French Vanilla for ya!
Malefor: *sniffle* I see we share other qualities other then that of our color...we both are generous! And kind!
Spyro: No you'll never be like me!
Cynder: Shut up Spyro!
Spyro: *in trouble child act* I'm sorry mommmy! *eyes water*
Cynder: *sighs* You better get Malefor that coffee!
Malefor: IT'S A FRENCH VANILLA!
Cynder: Rawr...

Spyro at Tim Horten`s drive thru

Terrador: Welcome to Tim Horten`s, may I take your order?
Spyro: Where's Volteer? Didn't he work at the drive through as well?
Terrador: He retired.
Spyro: Oh, I see. I would like a French Vanilla and...
Terrador: AND?
Volteer: SAVE ME! HE IS COMPLETELY INSANE!
Spyro: is that Volteer in there?
Terrador: One second. *beating sounds can be heard* *beating sounds stops* No.
Spyro: Okay, I was hearing things.
Terrador: Please finish your order!
Spyro: *whispers* And a Cynder donut.
Terrador: That would be all your money.
Spyro: *sighs* Anything for another Cynder donut.

Back at Malefor's lair...

Spyro: HONEY, I'M HOME!
Malefor: OH MY MALEFOR! WELCOME HOME HONEY!
Spyro: I LOVE YOU!
Cynder: Idiots!
Malefor: I LOVE YOU MORE!
Cynder: I think I'm going to commit suicide...
Spyro: *thinks: so I can eat my Cynder Donut! Yeah!*

Person: Stay tunned! And how did Spyro get that money? Stay Tunned!

um..... that was interesting... lol script style works better.... oh well.... later

It's still funny

i like it...

Nice!

Next Chapter? lol

more?

Okay, Okay, found the next chapter. Thanks all!

Malefor: French Vanilla! You've returned to me my love!
Original Spyro: *partol opens up and the Original spyro shows up* That sure didn't work out well...
Spyro: OH MY GOSH! There's a ugly thing in here!
Cynder: It's you...Spyro!
Original Spyro: You look like some kind of dinosuar...other 'me'.
Spyro: That's not me! He's too...tooo...purple!
Original Spyro: Oh no, you are more purple then me!
Spyro: Oh no no no! You are the purple purple one of doom!
Malefor: I'm purple too...
Original Spyro: More like a pinkish color...
Spyro: I LIKE AGREE! LIKE RIGHT? HE'S SO LIKE PINK!
Original Spyro: o.O You...are...crazy...
Malefor: *takes a drink of French Vanilla* *stops* O.O This is...this is...
Spyro & Original Spyro & Cynder: ... *waits*

Three hours later...

Malefor: COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *commits suicide *
Spyro: Is he...O.O
Cynder: O.O Yep.
Original Spyro: I'm outta here...O.O...*runs away*
Spyro: Boy that was easy! *watches other Spyro escape* Same here!!!! *runs away*
Cynder: *is still linked to mally* I HATE YOU!!!!
Spyro: I love you...
Cynder: I can still hear you yell CYNDER DONUT! Spoilers don't work here!

Minutes later...

Spyro: Oh yeah...forgot to save the world...
World: *is going to get destroyed in five seconds*

Person: DUN DUN DUN!
Music: You idiot! It's my job!
Person: Whatever! Stay tunned for more!
Music: I need a new job...

interesting lol

*dies of laughter *