darkSpyro

I'll start off.
Sgt.Byrd 90068, a waiting order sir.

I think you'll have to find you're commanding officer for that. Hey what are those things?

These are the latest milatry hardwear. DVX9 rocket launchers. State of the art.
So why didn't you use them to escape?

Er,Um because,because I have limited ammo and I wanted to conseve it............... FOR THIS!!!!! (shoots Moneybags) Say where'd you come from? I thought dragons had all been dead for a thousand years or something.

Well the rumors of our extinction were slightly exadgerated. We just want a little peace and quiet.

Well if it's peace and quiet you want, you should stay clear of my homeworld for a bit. I reckon I'll be blowing up rhynocs for weeks. CHEERIO!!! (flies into portal)


Hello?.....C'mon guys You have to have some favorite quotes.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.......................... do we have to go? I was just kickin' back while you were doing all that flying.

All of the haikus, literally all of them.

Also most of what Hunter says, especially in the Super Bonus Round.

Quote:

"You schooled 'em like a bunch of frost-bitten, flat-footed, molasses-eating, lead-pants-wearing, cross-eyed glacier-trolls riding slabs of plywood with sandpaper on the bottom!!! ...and we won some shiny stuff too."

ahhh the line that was censored because it was too edgy

"What? Marco sent you? I have a restraining order against him."