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Honest Character Descriptions- Skylanders
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 16:17:28 18/05/2017 | Topic Creator
based on that thing they did at the end of the pokemon honest trailer

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Pug The Magic Dragon
Miley Cyrus Music Video
The Great Aku Aku
Dr. Facilier
Trigger Warning
Michael Bay
Neon Genesis Evan-dragon
Drill Sergeant that will pierce the heavens
The one they won’t let die
Greased Lightning!
Goro in a Sweater
The Krusty Krab
Mr. Skeltal
Eternal suffering, rated E for everyone
Jonah Hex
Bewwwwbs
Mulan Mcnugget Sauce
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Fire Emblem
Sunbernie Sanders
Hard For Tara Strong
Mr. T
Australian Godzilla
Steven Universe
Elf On The Stealth
Donald Stump
Rastalander!
Yes, The Melons are real
Interspecies Porking
Soccer Mom
Wartortle
Cloudy with a chance of Shirtless Guys

Treebeard
Shrooooooms
Robo-Fonz
The girl from the “yes we can” posters
Tilikum
Chillary Clinton
Mc Hammer
Steven’s Dead Mom
Big Brother
Joust for the Atari
The one Britney Spears song
Alcoholic Gremlin
Bee-hemoth
This one suuucks
What..am i?
Pun of the year 2012

Hentai Pirate
Yuri!! On ice
Dreamworks Grin
Linkle
2 Blast 2 Furious
Release the Fire Kraken
Horny and Mad
This girl is on fiyaaa
Pepe Le Pew
Drills out for Harambe
Shaka-Zoo-Lou
Bee Movie
Shake, Rattle, and Roll
State Of The Punch-Out!! Franchise
Wear heelies to escape your feelies
Grim Reap-tard (Wait, are we allowed to say that?)
Lightning Rod Cock
Pelvic Thruster
Pop-Thorn your cherry
Catscratch Fever
Kahoot Loop
Black Panther
Magic Balls
Aesthetic
Magneto on a unicycle
Name’s rise.. Spy Rise
Al qaeda-lander
One of sid’s toys
Rubble Arouser
Dr. Doomstone
The Scorpion King
It’s slobberin’ time!

The Crocodile Hunter
Hey Now, You’re A Lob-Star
The Voice, with adam levine
Get flip rekt
Bushwhack did 911
Luck of the irish
Edgytales
High as a kite
Cecil the Lion
Arnold Schwarzen-lander
Her hair is on fiyaaa
Ponyta
MC Hammer-squared
Tumblr Feminist
Rock Wazowski
Kung Fu Pounda
Show me the Mummy!
Edward Scissorhands
Funny Boner
****ty Name
Me Gusto
Yugioh Reject
Expand Kong
Mack The Knife
Pacific Rim
Cortana
Jurassic Park Helicopter
Off-Roading Dorito
Ultra Sheen
Society of the Blind Eye
This meme is from the future, you don’t understand it
Recorder Solo
Dude, you still use a knight light?
Halo 5: Guardians
Brony Bait
Shadow The Hedgehog

Danger Noodle
Big Daddy
Bird with Curves
Dia de los deportes
Big Balls
Danger, danger, high voltage
The Tick!
Smeargle
The Predator
Zach Attack

March Of The King Pens
Bay-onetta
Star Platinum
Named After Steak
Big, THICK, Lego Brick
King Midas, The 2016 Remake
The City Of Ember
Flarewolf rulz ok
So, are we gonna ignore the fact they gave this one OCD?
Weed Man
I Whip My Hair Back And Forth
Probably A Pedophile
The Greatest Rapper To Ever Live
Slytherin
An Edgy Fursuit
Birdman
Breath Of The Wild Storm
Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
Chainsaw Massacre
Pun Of The Year 2016
Dr. Horrible Leg Accident
Trans-lander
Zero Bucks Given
WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOOORE
Gotta Go Fast!
Condescending Name Robot
Where The Hood, Where The Hood, Where The Hood At
Space Machamp
The Tears Of Manchildren
Dr. Neo Whoretex
Invader Dim
Drek95 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4761
#2 Posted: 22:29:33 18/05/2017
LOVE THIS:

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They Killed My Childhood - Spyro
I'm a Beautiful Butterfly! - Wrecking Ball
No One Cared Who I Was Until I Put On The Mask - Double Trouble
Gnasty Gnorc if he were born in Misty Bog - Voodood
Gremlins 3 - WWII - Trigger Happy
Don't Feed the Troll - Boomer
Tony Spark - Drobot
I Like Trains - Drill Sergeant
Flagship God - Gill Grunt
Tarclops...? I Haven't Heard that Name in Years - Zap
Surf's Abs - Slam Bam
Whamatoa - Wham-Shell
Arkeyan Papyrus - Chop Chop
Niskullas Rage - Ghost Roaster
Malefor's Nightmare - Hex
They Killed My Childhood Millennials Edition - Cynder
Pimp Lava Dad - Eruptor
William Hell - Flameslinger
Hoven Knight - Ignitor
The Forgotten - Sunburn
There Are No Wings On Me - Bash
There's a New Breed in The Neighborhood - Terrafin
Jurassic Outback - Dino-Rang
Minecraft - Prism Break
Bala Bros' Waifu - Stealth Elf
Battiquercia - Stump Smash
Toys for Bob Marley - Zook
Eon Got Prankd - Camo
Taste The Rainbow - Whirlwind
No, It's Not The Bad Game - Sonic Boom
Gamera - Warnado
Godly Stand - Lightning Rod

I Am Tree Rex! - Tree Rex
Mushroom War - Shroomboom
My Antenna is Gone! - Bouncer
Ratchet's Girlfriend - Sprocket
Monstro - Thumpback
Narwhals Narwhals Swimming in The Ocean - Chill
Had Hammers Before it Was Cool - Crusher
Born To Be Lightcore - Flashwing
Laser Eye Surgery - Eye-Brawl
Ozzy Osdead - Fright Rider
Shantae Full-Genie - Ninjini
Full Mental Alchemist - Pop Fizz
Barry B. Benson - Swarm
WHERE'S MY LUNCH?! - Jet-Vac
Optimus Fried - Hot Head
Such Dog, Much Hot - Hot Dog

Infinity Ripoff - Wash Buckler
That's a cat?! - Freeze Blade
Strategic Swordfish - Rip Tide
She's Totally Going To Be Air - Punk Shock
Bomberman - Blast Zone
He's A Dragon, Mixed With a Ninja, Mixed With a Double Candle, Mixed with a Parade! - Fire Kraken
Frycycle - Fryno
Total Eclipse of my Heart - Smolderdash
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skunk - Stink Bomb
Rise of the Garden of the Apes - Grilla Drilla
My Spirit Animal - Zoo Lou
Hive Rank - Bumble Blast
It'sssssss High Noon - Rattle Shake
ARMS - Night Shift
Kaos' Krush - Roller Brawl
Undead Ignitor - Grim Creeper
Nameless King's Friend - Free Ranger
Flynn's Lost Brother - Boom Jet
I Should Have Been in Sheep Wreck Island! - Pop Thorn
V.V. Definitely Need To Check Out Real Cats - Scratch
Portal 3 Confirmed - Hoot Loop
First Trap Team's Hint - Trap Shadow
Roll Like An Egyptian - Dune Bug
Enigma's Niece - Star Strike
Magnetic Personality - Magna Charge
Web Crawler - Spy Rise
Sorry, You Are...? - Countdown
I Should Have Been in Tower of Time! - Wind-Up
Dirty Puns Mine - Rubble Rouser
Greek Geek - Doom Stone
DreamWorks Grin (sorry if I reused this one) - Scorp
Iron Jaw Gulp - Slobber Tooth

Blue Ranger - Snap Shot
Ninja Imaginators' Template - Lob-Star
Sextina Aquafina - Echo
Frito Flipper - Flip Wreck
Lumberwhack - Bushwhack
The Real Trap Master - Tuff Luck
Artichocker - Food Fight
And The Winner Is... - High Five
Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Wildfire
Glass Cannon - Ka-Boom
+100 Smithing - Torch
My Sizzle Pony - Trail Blazer
Whack-A-Mole - Wallop
Brunhild - Head Rush
Boulder Rider - Rocky Roll
Who's At Risk Of Extinction, Now? - Fist Bump
Tutankuthmon- Krypt King
Spoopy Sackboy- Short Cut
Freesbone - Funny Bone
She Won Anyway - Bat Spin
He's Just Big Boned! - Gusto
Weather Update - Thunderbolt
Aladdin's Sidekicks - Fling Kong
Lost Imaginite Mines' Storyteller? - Blades
Bad Bouncer's Friendlier Brother - Jawbreaker
Metropolis - Gearshift
Nibbler - Chopper
SuperChargers' Precursor - Tread Head
Brainiac - Blastermind
Too Much Hype - Enigma
It's Time to Stop! - Déjà Vu
Glitchy Snake - Cobra Cadabra
Horny Centaur - Knight Mare
Dragoyle - Blackout
Nice Tan - Knight Light
Lady of the Rings - Spotlight

Blue Fire Finally - Spitfire
When TfB Meets V.V. - Dive-Clops
Talon - Stormblade
Coco - Fiesta
Beyblade - Smash Hit
Blurry Pic - High Volt
Who Thought He'd Look Cute In a Bunny Cosplay? - Thrillipede
Strawberry Smell - Splat
Hooked On a Feeling - Nightfall
Space Agent 9 - Astroblast

Samurai Skipper - King Pen
Baewatch - Tidepool
I'm Water Because I'm Blue! - Grave Clobber
All That Glitters Is Mine - Golden Queen
No She's Not Spyro's Girlfriend - Ember
Now THAT'S a Sky Chi! - Flare Wolf
I'm Fire Because I'm Red! - Tae Kwon Crow
Gormiti - Ambush
So She's a... Ninja? - Boom Bloom
Meh, No Mega Chompy Form - Chompy Mage
Smol Hand - Chopscotch
Snake? Snake...? SNAAAAAAAAKE! - Pit Boss
He'll Rule... Litterally - Wolfgang
Master Zik Found a Friend - Air Strike
He's Beauty and He's Beast - Wild Storm
Aztec Mommy - Bad Juju
Captain Rustbeard - Chain Reaction
Definitely Dark - Ro-Bow
I Can't Feel My Legs! - Dr. Krankcase
And TfB need to Check Out Sphynxes - Mysticat
I'm a Skyfaun, You Dork! - Buckshot
Viva Pain-Yatta - Pain-Yatta
Boss Blades McSlashinator - Aurora
DID YOU... JUST FLIP... MY SWITCH...? - Blaster-Tron
I'm Dark Bec- Actually, That's Fine - Hood Sickle
Four Arms and Alien X's Lovechild - Starcast
They Killed My Childhood Again - Crash Bandicoot
At Least I Don't Need Twinsanity to Play as Him Anymore - Dr. Neo Cortex
This Is The Final Game, Isn't It? - Kaos
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Current Number of Champions of the Skylands: 154
Edited 5 times - Last edited at 16:54:42 19/05/2017 by Drek95
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#3 Posted: 22:44:49 18/05/2017
Would be a bit more fun if I actually knew who's who e_e' Some jokes I get and they're hilarious, but some could be multiple Skylanders at once.
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#4 Posted: 23:01:48 18/05/2017
Puff the Magic Dragon
Aku Aku
****** Song
Whatever the Hell this thing is
1 Pound Fish
How are you not dead
Ice Ice Not-So-Baby
Mr. Krabs
****** Song Tail
The one you forgot
Crystal Meth
Land Jaws
Raven
Female Spyro
War Veteran
Makes no Freakin Sense
The other one you forgot
The One they will never remake
The Scorch Trial
SPRay's Barf Character
Unipheonix
The Ultimate Superweapon
KAW
Zeus
Terrorist Troll
LINE UP
Robodragon
High As ****
Another one you forgot
Lumberjack Killer
Pothead
Ninja GO

I'll do Giants Tomarow
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Drek95 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4761
#5 Posted: 23:12:05 18/05/2017
Quote: Bifrost
Would be a bit more fun if I actually knew who's who e_e' Some jokes I get and they're hilarious, but some could be multiple Skylanders at once.


I can write the original names if you want, but the best jokes are probably the ones you are already getting.

Some are forced and most are just... not that clever at all.
But I have to admit I'm pretty proud of a few of them. smilie

EDIT:
Done!
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”Gulp, lunch time!”
Current Number of Champions of the Skylands: 154
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:22:11 19/05/2017 by Drek95
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