darkSpyro

ITS HAPPENING

.....

Ok?

but we already have barbella

^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

Exactly she is Miley cyrus

NO. SHES. NOT.

Shes a normal skylander just like EVERYONE other one.

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NO. SHES. NOT.

Shes a normal skylander just like EVERYONE other one.

She isn't normal because she came in like a wrecking ball.

Well Hood Sickle is Skytin Bieber

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Well Hood Sickle is Skytin Bieber

yea but Miley Skyrus actually fits and sounds like the original name

Anyway Donald Trump will probably be my dark imaginator

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Well Hood Sickle is Skytin Bieber

but that doesn't make any sense

barbella actually looks like Miley Cyrus, hood sickle looks like a headless demon who kills people and then brings their soul to the underworld, because that's what he is

last time i checked,
a headless demon who kills people and then brings their soul to the underworld is not the same as Justin Bieber

#MakeSkylandsGreatAgain

I already posted that I would create him too... That was a while back...

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ast time i checked,
a headless demon who kills people and then brings their soul to the underworld is not the same as Justin Bieber

You sure about that?
Might wanna double check.

I thought you were talking about Voldemort first because the Chrome Extension I have changes any mention of Donald Trump to either "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "Voldemort."

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ITS HAPPENING

No, it isn't. You are gonna build the best wall America has ever seen.

As long as we make skylands great again i guess...

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

To be fair, strong-arming is Trump's Specialty

Out of curiousity, what element would Trump be in.

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Out of curiousity, what element would Trump be in.

dark.

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Quote: Chompy-King257

ast time i checked,
a headless demon who kills people and then brings their soul to the underworld is not the same as Justin Bieber

You sure about that?
Might wanna double check.

no no no

Bieber is a soulless demon who satisfies teenage girls with his screeches, but he is not the same as hood sickle

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

Well, she is a humanoid Skylander with orange skin (a reference to Trump's "orange-ness"), and her hair looks kinda similar to Trump's hair.


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Out of curiousity, what element would Trump be in.

dark.

Okay

Wait, what about Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? What elements are THEY in?

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

Well, she is a humanoid Skylander with orange skin (a reference to Trump's "orange-ness"), and her hair looks kinda similar to Trump's hair.


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Out of curiousity, what element would Trump be in.

dark.

Okay

Wait, what about Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? What elements are THEY in?

Miley Cyrus is already Barbella, and idk about Justin bieber

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

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NO. SHES. NOT.

Shes a normal skylander just like EVERYONE other one.

we're aloud to joke about barbella, y'know

"We will build a wall to keep the Undead out! They're taking our jobs!"

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

Well, she is a humanoid Skylander with orange skin (a reference to Trump's "orange-ness"), and her hair looks kinda similar to Trump's hair.


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Out of curiousity, what element would Trump be in.

dark.

Okay

Wait, what about Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? What elements are THEY in?

cyrus is dark because she's already been full-on corrupted
bieber is dark because he makes people cry

I think the only reason people think Barbella looks like Trump is because of her hair

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I think the only reason people think Barbella looks like Trump is because of her hair

and her orange skin

I'd create Hillary Clinton, but there is no crystal for the criminal element.

^ Na,she would be in magic,since she has mysteries about her

^And because of how she keeps getting away with things that would get you or me landed in prison. It's like magic!

Also, Trump would be Fire, because of how fired up he is, Bernie would be Dark, and Marco Rubio is Light.

I guess some people are more susceptible to conspiracy theories than others. The FBI director, Trey Gowdy and a host of other Republicans found the accusations unworthy of pursuit or criminal, but I guess you know better! That's some REAL magic!

And BTW, Trump is already in the game. Give Kaos a comb over and orange skin and you are done. A blithering idiot and evil.

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^ WHY ARE PEOPLE HATING ON BARBELLA. SHES LITERALLY NOTHING LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

I know it's a joke but it pisses me off.

Well, she is a humanoid Skylander with orange skin (a reference to Trump's "orange-ness"), and her hair looks kinda similar to Trump's hair.


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dark.

Okay

Wait, what about Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? What elements are THEY in?

cyrus is dark because she's already been full-on corrupted
bieber is dark because he makes people cry

Wow all three are dark! I am a little scared now for this Element.

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I guess some people are more susceptible to conspiracy theories than others. The FBI director, Trey Gowdy and a host of other Republicans found the accusations unworthy of pursuit or criminal, but I guess you know better! That's some REAL magic!

And BTW, Trump is already in the game. Give Kaos a comb over and orange skin and you are done. A blithering idiot and evil.

The real magic is seeing something that isn't there to support Clinton! Comey actually laid out all the ways in which Clinton broke the law, and then after all that said magically no prosecutor would pursue it. And right after Bill Clinton myteriously happened to be the same airport, and had a VERY suspicious meeting with Comey's boss, Loretta Lynch. I know, you are about to respond with "but she said she would take Comey's recommendation, whatever it is." She is his BOSS. She could easily influence him to say whatever she wanted behind closed doors. I know, I know. "but Comey is a straight shooter, blah, blah, blah" We have no idea what Loretta Lynch could bring to bear on Comey to make her subordinate do what she wanted, but we do know that Bill Clinton had that mysterious meeting with Lynch, and they tried to keep it secret. But obviously when the husbad of the suspect meets with the prosecutor of the case, in secret, nothing corrupt could possibly be there (is the sarcasm tag even necessary here?)

And Kaos would be Bernie. Same hairdo, same intelligence level, same plans for where they live. It's a perfect match!

An Hillary would be Golden Queen, all the way down to the stabbing him in the back for her own gain!

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I think I'll make a Donald Trump Skylander in a dark creation crystal.

I'll make it wear whatever is closest to a suit, and have all the skin be orange. Then I'll put the cat hat (or maybe it was called the puma hat?) on it for hair. He'll be a brawler. Then I'll buy a plush cat at a thrift store, cut its head off, dye it orange, an put it on the creation crystal.

COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

Quote: SSj3 Derek

blah, blah, blah

Hey, if I wanted conspiracy theories on politics, I would go to Fox News where it belongs. Where no two friends can meet to say hello without "sinister motives" and creative readings (at best) of statements that are completely destroyed by the following testimony he gave in front of Congress are the norm. Home of the gullible.

But, this is about how the comical orange man could be created in Skylanders. The fact that a buffoon like that is also running for president is sad, but irrelevant.

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Well, she is a humanoid Skylander with orange skin (a reference to Trump's "orange-ness"), and her hair looks kinda similar to Trump's hair.


Okay

Wait, what about Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber? What elements are THEY in?

cyrus is dark because she's already been full-on corrupted
bieber is dark because he makes people cry

Wow all three are dark! I am a little scared now for this Element.

You guys are killing my Element!

Bernie wants us to feel the bern

You guys now know why I choose to ignore politics.

In the meantime I plan on making a Bobby Kotick Skylander...

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Where no two friends can meet to say hello without "sinister motives" blah, blah, blah.

I'm at work, so had to stifle a laugh about that. Yep, I know when I meet one of my friends to say hello, it's because I delayed my flight and go onto a tarmac I have no other business being on, then tell everyone in my entourage to shut off all their cell phones and anything else that could be used to record or photograph the meeting. Obviously nothing happening there, because no politician anywhere is ever corrupt, despite the fact that it is against the most basic legal code of conduct for the states' (or in this case federal) attorney to meet in private with the spouse of someone under criminal investigation. But you keep ignoring the facts and drinking that kool-aid when something you start goes against you because of facts.

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I guess some people are more susceptible to conspiracy theories than others. The FBI director, Trey Gowdy and a host of other Republicans found the accusations unworthy of pursuit or criminal, but I guess you know better! That's some REAL magic!

And BTW, Trump is already in the game. Give Kaos a comb over and orange skin and you are done. A blithering idiot and evil.

The real magic is seeing something that isn't there to support Clinton! Comey actually laid out all the ways in which Clinton broke the law, and then after all that said magically no prosecutor would pursue it. And right after Bill Clinton myteriously happened to be the same airport, and had a VERY suspicious meeting with Comey's boss, Loretta Lynch. I know, you are about to respond with "but she said she would take Comey's recommendation, whatever it is." She is his BOSS. She could easily influence him to say whatever she wanted behind closed doors. I know, I know. "but Comey is a straight shooter, blah, blah, blah" We have no idea what Loretta Lynch could bring to bear on Comey to make her subordinate do what she wanted, but we do know that Bill Clinton had that mysterious meeting with Lynch, and they tried to keep it secret. But obviously when the husbad of the suspect meets with the prosecutor of the case, in secret, nothing corrupt could possibly be there (is the sarcasm tag even necessary here?)

And Kaos would be Bernie. Same hairdo, same intelligence level, same plans for where they live. It's a perfect match!

An Hillary would be Golden Queen, all the way down to the stabbing him in the back for her own gain!

Bernie lives in a magic flying sky castle? Wow, that's interesting. How does he get it to fly?

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I'm at work, so had to stifle a laugh about that. Yep, I know when I meet one of my friends to say hello, it's because I delayed my flight and go onto a tarmac I have no other business being on, then tell everyone in my entourage to shut off all their cell phones and anything else that could be used to record or photograph the meeting. Obviously nothing happening there, because no politician anywhere is ever corrupt, despite the fact that it is against the most basic legal code of conduct for the states' (or in this case federal) attorney to meet in private with the spouse of someone under criminal investigation. But you keep ignoring the facts and drinking that kool-aid when something you start goes against you because of facts.

Seriously Derek, stop it with the conspiracy theory political crap. It does not belong here. Most of it is made up, and the part that isn't is used for jumping to wild conclusions by some of the most insane people out there. If you want to read the places that push that nonsense or vote for Trump that is your business, but not on a Skylanders forum.

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Seriously Derek, stop it with the conspiracy theory political crap. It does not belong here. Most of it is made up, and the part that isn't is used for jumping to wild conclusions by some of the most insane people out there. If you want to read the places that push that nonsense or vote for Trump that is your business, but not on a Skylanders forum.

Dude, no. You don't get to say that. You are the one who jumped in and started all this when the rest of us were making jokes. Sorry when someone responds to your propaganda with facts you don't like it, but if it bothers you so much, don't start. That would put a halt to it right there.

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Bernie lives in a magic flying sky castle? Wow, that's interesting. How does he get it to fly?

Taxpayer dollars.

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Seriously Derek, stop it with the conspiracy theory political crap. It does not belong here. Most of it is made up, and the part that isn't is used for jumping to wild conclusions by some of the most insane people out there. If you want to read the places that push that nonsense or vote for Trump that is your business, but not on a Skylanders forum.

Dude, no. You don't get to say that. You are the one who jumped in and started all this when the rest of us were making jokes. Sorry when someone responds to your propaganda with facts you don't like it, but if it bothers you so much, don't start. That would put a halt to it right there.

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Bernie lives in a magic flying sky castle? Wow, that's interesting. How does he get it to fly?

Taxpayer dollars.

He must have sucked a lot of taxpayer dollars to get an entire castle to fly. Is that why Bush started the stuff in Iraq? To get oil for gas to power the secret magic flying castle?

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He must have sucked a lot of taxpayer dollars to get an entire castle to fly. IS hat why Bush started the stuff in Iraq? To get oil for gas to power the secret magic flying castle?

Well, the government certainly sucks, no denying that.

But it flies due to rift engine tech the CIA managed to copy from a Supercharger vehicle that landed in Roswell in the 1940s.

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Dude, no. You don't get to say that. You are the one who jumped in and started all this when the rest of us were making jokes. Sorry when someone responds to your propaganda with facts you don't like it, but if it bothers you so much, don't start. That would put a halt to it right there.

Yes, I do. You posted twice with this nonsense before I said a single thing - post #27 and post #29. I guess you think you can just fire off political comments and no one can respond?

You wouldn't know a "fact" if I painted it orange and put a bad comb over wig on it. Almost every single thing you said was speculation from conspiracy theorists.

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Dude, no. You don't get to say that. You are the one who jumped in and started all this when the rest of us were making jokes. Sorry when someone responds to your propaganda with facts you don't like it, but if it bothers you so much, don't start. That would put a halt to it right there.

Yes, I do. You posted twice with this nonsense before I said a single thing - post #27 and post #29. I guess you think you can just fire off political comments and no one can respond?

You wouldn't know a "fact" if I painted it orange and put a bad comb over wig on it. Almost every single thing you said was speculation from conspiracy theorists.

No, you don't. Everyone else was making jokes and getting along, and you came along and started up, and then got mad when I responded to you going at me. At least I stuck to the facts, something you should try instead of personal attacks. Everyone can read what you wrote, so there's no point continuing to try to deny it.

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You wouldn't know a "fact" if I painted it orange and put a bad comb over wig on it.

I think I just found my favorite sentence on this site.

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No, you don't. Everyone else was making jokes and getting along, and you came along and started up, and then got mad when I responded to you going at me. Everyone can read what you wrote, so there's no point continuing to try to deny it.

Ok, so only Derek gets to make political comments. Got it. You get to make political stabs at your personal villains and no one else can. Then posts a bunch of hooey and call it "facts". You shouldn't have said it in the first place if you wanted the moral high ground - you lost it when you did that.

Everyone else was joking around and not talking politics, even about Trump.

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No, you don't. Everyone else was making jokes and getting along, and you came along and started up, and then got mad when I responded to you going at me. Everyone can read what you wrote, so there's no point continuing to try to deny it.

Ok, so only Derek gets to make political comments. Got it. You get to make political stabs at your personal villains and no one else can. Then posts a bunch of hooey and call it "facts". You shouldn't have said it in the first place if you wanted the moral high ground - you lost it when you did that.

Everyone else was joking around and not talking politics, even about Trump.

Interesting that you left out that part about personal attacks. No surprise there, wouldn't know a fact if it were classified top secret, illegally put on a personal server, hacked by the Russians and then released by Wikileaks.

Everyone was joking around until you started up. The only one who needs to stop is you.

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Interesting that you left out that part about personal attacks. No surprise there, wouldn't know a fact if it were classified top secret, illegally put on a personal server, hacked by the Russians and then released by Wikileaks.

Everyone was joking around until you started up. The only one who needs to stop is you.

You'd like that wouldn't you? Everybody can just get along fine as long as they don't disagree with your politics or question you.

Hey, here is a deal for you. Stop posting politics and your views about politicians, and I'll stop pointing out you get your news from highly questionable sources that literally make up stuff? Win/win.

We can all get back to how funny it would be to create popular figures in the game.