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funnybone Gold Sparx Gems: 2752	#1 Posted: 01:44:01 26/01/2015 \| Topic Creator 1ST 2ND 3RD 4TH 5TH 6TH 7th I WILL BE ADDING MORE --- Meh idk wut i am doing alive rn Evolve Your Skylanders Adventure here!

AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6231	#2 Posted: 11:25:18 26/01/2015 My friend made one during a Skype call once. It goes: "What do you call a messy Rumpelstiltskin? Crumpelstiltskin!" We laughed so hard omg xD It probably doesn't seem that funny now though. I guess it was just one of those you had to be there kind of moments lol

Arc of Archives Yellow Sparx Gems: 1486	#3 Posted: 11:59:40 26/01/2015 "The Vaike never forgets! I just don't always remember, is all..." Kinda predictable? Yeah Made me laugh anyway? Yeah Maybe it's just because I like Vaike so much. He's like The Boulder of Fire Emblem. Still, it's funny that this is one of the rare times he refers to himself in first-person instead of third-person. --- My new account.

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9349	#4 Posted: 00:33:49 27/01/2015 Asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight. I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629. --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498	#5 Posted: 01:39:41 28/01/2015 ur face OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH --- Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

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#6 Posted: 01:41:21 28/01/2015

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!

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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.

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#7 Posted: 02:32:06 28/01/2015

Quote: Lunarz

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!

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Windbringer Ripto Gems: 10	#8 Posted: 02:52:35 28/01/2015 My "funny" joke involves mentioning something adult and dirty. I'm not sure if I should even post a -- Actually, I just remembered a good one. [Googles it.]
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