darkSpyro

1. Create a large obstacle course that spans worlds, or even galaxies, with any number of deadly things.

2. Kidnap the Princess.

3. Wait for Mario to show up.

4. Build an incredibly flawed battle arena where he can easily defeat me.

5. Let him defeat me and take the Princess back.

6. Get paid by Nintendo.

7. Profit.

It would be more effective if you just made an impossible obstacle course, you'd have the princess that much longer

I don't actually want the Princess though. It's all a ploy for the one thing that matters most, CA$H!

you're so smart dude

Quote: kardonis

1. Create a large obstacle course that spans worlds, or even galaxies, with any number of deadly things.

2. Kidnap the Princess.

3. Wait for Mario to show up.

4. Build an incredibly flawed battle arena where he can easily defeat me.

5. Let him defeat me and take the Princess back.

6. Get paid by Nintendo.

7. Profit.

1. Make sure to fill it with deadly pits
2. But she likes it though
3. Obviously
4. make sure your not your actual size
5. tip in number four
6. No tip for this
7. No tip for this

Yeah, for some reason Nintendo seems to keep making it more humiliating by making me bigger and bigger, and still expected to lose all the time.

Oh, and black holes work equally as well as deadly pits.

You're just doing it for the money! That's genius!

That changes things then

and then at the end of the game you have to take a BOW

get it, cuz you're BOWser (i think)

But wouldn't you save more money if you just didn't make anything? I mean those courses and Black Holes probably cost a fortune.

^ Thats the thing. Most of them are just special effects. When you're playing the game it shows you dying, but when Mario actually runs the course there is little to no actual harm. They're basically cardboard cutouts until they're animated. Most of my citizens have arts degrees. (Eat it society)

Oh and Hot Dog? Lol yeah pretty much.

Bump Day? Woot Woot!
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