darkSpyro

KeEp It AlIvEEeee

Nuke it from orbit.

Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!

I love that I checked this site and I saw that this is still a thing.

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I love that I checked this site and I saw that this is still a thing.

What a fortunate coincidence! Hi there- it's been so long!

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Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!

In all my years at the Single Bar, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the closet in the only area in here that can withstand a nuclear attack. It is also the most degenerate area in here.

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Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!

In all my years at the Single Bar, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the closet in the only area in here that can withstand a nuclear attack. It is also the most degenerate area in here.

The obvious solution is to blow up the nuke before it can blow us up.

I don't know, it always worked in my video games.

happy valentines day

Happy singles' day indeed!

yeah so im at the singles bar and this guy comes up to me and hes like "haha lets all be friends" and im like no way dude no way i dont even have friends and we go up to the femboy hooters to hang out but then my new friend gets cold feet and hes like dude haha what if we went to egirl applebees and im like haha lol so we start walkin and on the way we see egirl doge and im like hey yo its egirl doge and shes like umm yikeys seethe cope incel and im like okay sorry woman but like i wanted to freakin talk lol and youre acting this way so its kind of pissing me off but w/e my friend though he gets really damn mad and hes like you know its not okay to like treat my NEW FRIEND this way and im thinking dude this guy is defending me and we just met that's a real damn friend right here no woman is gonna understand me the way this guy does so im feeling good and we both start laughing our way to a taxi loling and stuff and egirl doge is like "umm okay incels byyeee" and its soo freakin funny i cant even describe it the way it was it was awesome and so we go home in a taxi to his new york apartment and im like dude whats your name and hes like oh haha its patrick bateman

I guess you could say it's hip to be square haha

Wow I thought this topic would have been closed by now

Cool story, bro.

It really, really makes me frustrated and angry that this sort of virtual bar is the only bar where one can be safely in at least for a following full calendar year. What do you have in your beer tap?

Good question! ...I'm not sure where our bartender went, but feel free to help yourself to whatever is still here...

I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.

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I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.

i'll just want tap water anyway

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I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.

give me all the wine, woman.
i'm just here for the wine.

One glass of grape juice, coming up. If you want wine, just let it sit for a few weeks.

I deeply apologize for double-posting, but I have obtained information that ShadowMewX is no longer single.

Therefore I claim the roof.

*flops on top of roof*

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I deeply apologize for double-posting, but I have obtained information that ShadowMewX is no longer single.

Therefore I claim the roof.

*flops on top of roof*

I'll give you eight bucks for it.

looks like i better get comfy, i'll likely be here permanently

I'll give you eight dollars and a stick of gum

Unfair! I've been on this roof from the beginning and you think I'm gonna leave it now? You'll have to remove me by force!

eh, i didn't want to be on the roof anyway

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Unfair! I've been on this roof from the beginning and you think I'm gonna leave it now? You'll have to remove me by force!

You’re legally not allowed here now! The roof is part of the bar too!

^ Not to be that one person, but if I recall correctly, that was a misconception. Non-singles were allowed as well. However, those rules may have changed. I haven't stepped foot in this bar for years...

this topic has been around for nearly 6 years and we’re just over halfway done

Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.

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Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.

You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.

Even just a tiny particle of roof residue would work. Maybe. I'm not picky; Skyhunter and Storm may have a different view.

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Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.

You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.

S... seven years? Has it really been around this long?

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Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.

You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.

S... seven years? Has it really been around this long?

-pat pat- Sorry you’re old.

It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?

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It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?

Yeah, turn up the air conditioning!

Didn't the air conditioning break last week?

This topic is six years old. Someone born on the day this topic was made would currently be in First Grade.

The original singles bar was made in 2014, which would be seven years ago. Someone born on the day that topic was made would be in second grade.

Pretty wild to think about, eh?

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It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?

Yeah, turn up the air conditioning!

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Didn't the air conditioning break last week?

I’ll take care of that too, but I’ve got a better idea

*runs outside*
*various comically fast construction noises*

The air conditioning broke? Man, this bar is falling to pieces!

We need to come up with some way to bring in more patrons. Then maybe we can afford to renovate the place

sell weird food. people love weird food

Do we have the sources to get the materials for wild food? And even then, do we have enough income? With so few patrons in the bar these days...I worry for its, uh, salary?

Sky, what were you building there? Maybe whatever it was could attract new customers...

Oh, that? That was me working on my water park. But I got an idea! Maybe we could start hosting karaoke nights?

Aw heck yeah, karaoke nights! And a water park!

as a person with a partner ive decided to burn down the bar. the fire is spreading from the women’s restroom, you better get out soon

ayooooooo this still being a thing 7 years after the original is legendary.

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as a person with a partner ive decided to burn down the bar. the fire is spreading from the women’s restroom, you better get out soon

Now that's unfortunate. It's a good thing there is plenty of water nearby that can be used to extinguish this!
(If I recall, not the first time the bar has been destroyed/attempted to be destroyed either...)

don't worry guys, as this is a bar, theres plenty of liquid to put out this fire with. like alcohol!