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The Single's Bar IV: The Fourth One - Closet Edition
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1351 Posted: 17:25:33 28/01/2019
KeEp It AlIvEEeee
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I AM ETERNAL! https://i.imgur.com/8H3ij0j.png (banner by skylandersfan60)
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1352 Posted: 17:27:31 28/01/2019
Nuke it from orbit.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1353 Posted: 02:35:53 29/01/2019
Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:37:10 29/01/2019 by Skyhunter
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#1354 Posted: 06:39:03 29/01/2019
I love that I checked this site and I saw that this is still a thing.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1355 Posted: 12:16:06 29/01/2019
Quote: Epic popthorn
I love that I checked this site and I saw that this is still a thing.


What a fortunate coincidence! Hi there- it's been so long!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Buchi Ripto Gems: 445
#1356 Posted: 13:39:47 29/01/2019
Quote: Skyhunter
Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!



In all my years at the Single Bar, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the closet in the only area in here that can withstand a nuclear attack. It is also the most degenerate area in here.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1357 Posted: 20:27:47 02/02/2019
Quote: Buchi
Quote: Skyhunter
Nuke it all you want, I’ll be hanging out in my fallout shelter with all the pillows and snacks anyone could ever need!



In all my years at the Single Bar, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that the closet in the only area in here that can withstand a nuclear attack. It is also the most degenerate area in here.



The obvious solution is to blow up the nuke before it can blow us up.

I don't know, it always worked in my video games.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1358 Posted: 17:25:00 14/02/2019
happy valentines day
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ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1359 Posted: 19:30:09 14/02/2019
Happy singles' day indeed!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
semp123 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3232
#1360 Posted: 22:41:12 18/06/2020
yeah so im at the singles bar and this guy comes up to me and hes like "haha lets all be friends" and im like no way dude no way i dont even have friends and we go up to the femboy hooters to hang out but then my new friend gets cold feet and hes like dude haha what if we went to egirl applebees and im like haha lol so we start walkin and on the way we see egirl doge and im like hey yo its egirl doge and shes like umm yikeys seethe cope incel and im like okay sorry woman but like i wanted to freakin talk lol and youre acting this way so its kind of pissing me off but w/e my friend though he gets really damn mad and hes like you know its not okay to like treat my NEW FRIEND this way and im thinking dude this guy is defending me and we just met that's a real damn friend right here no woman is gonna understand me the way this guy does so im feeling good and we both start laughing our way to a taxi loling and stuff and egirl doge is like "umm okay incels byyeee" and its soo freakin funny i cant even describe it the way it was it was awesome and so we go home in a taxi to his new york apartment and im like dude whats your name and hes like oh haha its patrick bateman
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 22:41:42 18/06/2020 by semp123
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#1361 Posted: 22:44:50 18/06/2020
I guess you could say it's hip to be square haha
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1362 Posted: 00:56:52 19/06/2020
Wow I thought this topic would have been closed by now
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1363 Posted: 05:10:03 19/06/2020
Cool story, bro.
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 10125
#1364 Posted: 19:13:13 19/06/2020
It really, really makes me frustrated and angry that this sort of virtual bar is the only bar where one can be safely in at least for a following full calendar year. What do you have in your beer tap?
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1365 Posted: 21:17:49 20/06/2020
Good question! ...I'm not sure where our bartender went, but feel free to help yourself to whatever is still here...
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1366 Posted: 21:41:18 21/06/2020
I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Bolt Hunter Gems: 6135
#1367 Posted: 05:10:15 22/06/2020
Quote: StormDragon21
I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.



give me all the wine, woman.
i'm just here for the wine.
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you don't know me. i break things
I draw stuff.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1368 Posted: 18:53:46 23/06/2020
Quote: StormDragon21
I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.



i'll just want tap water anyway
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1369 Posted: 19:50:56 23/06/2020
Quote: Bolt
Quote: StormDragon21
I’d jump in and say “I’m the bartender now” but I don’t think I can legally serve anyone beer. Or any other alcoholic drinks, for that matter.

If you don’t mind replacing the drinks with juice, smoothies, soda, and root beer, I’ll bartend.



give me all the wine, woman.
i'm just here for the wine.


One glass of grape juice, coming up. If you want wine, just let it sit for a few weeks.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1370 Posted: 16:02:32 28/05/2021
I deeply apologize for double-posting, but I have obtained information that ShadowMewX is no longer single.

Therefore I claim the roof.

*flops on top of roof*
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1371 Posted: 16:16:28 28/05/2021
Quote: StormDragon21
I deeply apologize for double-posting, but I have obtained information that ShadowMewX is no longer single.

Therefore I claim the roof.

*flops on top of roof*



I'll give you eight bucks for it.
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1372 Posted: 00:27:50 29/05/2021
looks like i better get comfy, i'll likely be here permanently
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Soon.
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1373 Posted: 09:46:58 29/05/2021
I'll give you eight dollars and a stick of gum
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1374 Posted: 19:30:43 30/05/2021
Unfair! I've been on this roof from the beginning and you think I'm gonna leave it now? You'll have to remove me by force!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1375 Posted: 00:49:01 31/05/2021
eh, i didn't want to be on the roof anyway
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1376 Posted: 06:30:10 31/05/2021
Quote: ShadowMewX
Unfair! I've been on this roof from the beginning and you think I'm gonna leave it now? You'll have to remove me by force!


You’re legally not allowed here now! The roof is part of the bar too!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1377 Posted: 07:48:33 31/05/2021
^ Not to be that one person, but if I recall correctly, that was a misconception. Non-singles were allowed as well. However, those rules may have changed. I haven't stepped foot in this bar for years...
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1378 Posted: 09:14:58 31/05/2021
this topic has been around for nearly 6 years and we’re just over halfway done
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Soon.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1379 Posted: 17:18:24 31/05/2021
Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1380 Posted: 11:21:57 01/06/2021
Quote: ShadowMewX
Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.


You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1381 Posted: 21:08:37 01/06/2021
Even just a tiny particle of roof residue would work. Maybe. I'm not picky; Skyhunter and Storm may have a different view.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1382 Posted: 21:40:46 01/06/2021
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: ShadowMewX
Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.


You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.

S... seven years? Has it really been around this long?
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1383 Posted: 22:45:45 01/06/2021
Quote: ShadowMewX
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: ShadowMewX
Yeah, I think I recall that being a thing too...
But regardless of whether it was or not, I'm just stubborn and like my roof time, lol.


You’ve had the roof for seven years, I think you could stand to share a little.

S... seven years? Has it really been around this long?


-pat pat- Sorry you’re old.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1384 Posted: 00:59:33 05/06/2021
It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1385 Posted: 03:50:57 05/06/2021
Quote: Skyhunter
It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?



Yeah, turn up the air conditioning!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1386 Posted: 04:45:18 05/06/2021
Didn't the air conditioning break last week?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Clank Emerald Sparx Gems: 4229
#1387 Posted: 05:41:52 05/06/2021
This topic is six years old. Someone born on the day this topic was made would currently be in First Grade.
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"*runs around like a headless gnorc*" ~Jaggedstar©
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1388 Posted: 06:55:56 05/06/2021
The original singles bar was made in 2014, which would be seven years ago. Someone born on the day that topic was made would be in second grade.

Pretty wild to think about, eh?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1389 Posted: 08:38:02 05/06/2021
Quote: StormDragon21
Quote: Skyhunter
It sure is hot out. I should probably do something about that, shouldn't I?



Yeah, turn up the air conditioning!



Quote: Eevee88
Didn't the air conditioning break last week?



I’ll take care of that too, but I’ve got a better idea

*runs outside*
*various comically fast construction noises*
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5537
#1390 Posted: 12:33:22 05/06/2021
The air conditioning broke? Man, this bar is falling to pieces!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1391 Posted: 15:42:25 05/06/2021
We need to come up with some way to bring in more patrons. Then maybe we can afford to renovate the place
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ThunderEgg Emerald Sparx Gems: 3859
#1392 Posted: 20:07:26 05/06/2021
sell weird food. people love weird food
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4343
#1393 Posted: 21:07:40 05/06/2021
Do we have the sources to get the materials for wild food? And even then, do we have enough income? With so few patrons in the bar these days...I worry for its, uh, salary?

Sky, what were you building there? Maybe whatever it was could attract new customers...
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 8887
#1394 Posted: 21:26:03 05/06/2021
Oh, that? That was me working on my water park. But I got an idea! Maybe we could start hosting karaoke nights?
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It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1395 Posted: 04:10:10 06/06/2021
Aw heck yeah, karaoke nights! And a water park!
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Vespi Gold Sparx Gems: 2866
#1396 Posted: 04:14:06 06/06/2021
as a person with a partner ive decided to burn down the bar. the fire is spreading from the women’s restroom, you better get out soon
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#1397 Posted: 07:18:10 06/06/2021
ayooooooo this still being a thing 7 years after the original is legendary.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8044
#1398 Posted: 12:33:05 06/06/2021
Quote: Vespi
as a person with a partner ive decided to burn down the bar. the fire is spreading from the women’s restroom, you better get out soon


Now that's unfortunate. It's a good thing there is plenty of water nearby that can be used to extinguish this!
(If I recall, not the first time the bar has been destroyed/attempted to be destroyed either...)
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5357
#1399 Posted: 12:50:46 06/06/2021
don't worry guys, as this is a bar, theres plenty of liquid to put out this fire with. like alcohol!
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Soon.
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