darkSpyro

This is not a rant about people saying they won't buy the game for x reason. Just a topic for fun where you give an insignifant or unreasonable reason to completely skip the game. I'll start:

I will not buy the game if there is no option to equip Link's Master Sword on Knight Imaginators.

I will not buy Skylanders Imaginators if I can't play as my Jack Skellington Disney Infinity figure

How dare they mention chili cookouts and not realisticaly depict the vultures having fiery bathroom times soon after touching or eating the stuff.

No bounce pads, no buying.

I will not buy the game because THERE ARE BETTER THINGS THAN THE PANCAKE HOUSE DOOMLANDER!!!

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Quote: TheToyNerd

I will not buy Skylanders Imaginators if I can't play as my Jack Skellington Disney Infinity figure

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ALTERNATE JOKE

I will not buy this game because Starcast is BLACK!

STOP BEING RACIST

STARCAST IS TRANSPARENT, NOT BLACK

He's of the Dark Element isn't he? CASE CLOSED!

No Gill Grunt repose nuff said

Mysticat is transgender AND I CAN'T ACCEPT MY KID PLAYING THAT GAME.

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Mysticat is transgender AND I CAN'T ACCEPT MY KID PLAYING THAT GAME.

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SATAN IS COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN PROTECT THEM

LOOKIT THESE DEMOMIC NAMES LIKE KING PEN AND MYSTICAT

Crash's stupid face.

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Crash's stupid face.

Crash has always had a stupid face

This game is obviously the illuminati. Just look at Shroomboom! And the traps that represent swords! So evil!

Im not buying the game Becuse i dont like the font which they used to write the name on the box.

You can't play as Spyro since he doesn't have a figure! Why's this game even worth playing without him?

or

What are Undead, Dark and Magic doing in a Kids game? That's not safe for our children's minds!

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Crash's stupid face.

Crash has always had a stupid face

Yeah but his stupid face never ruined anybody's childhoods until now.

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Crash's stupid face.

Crash has always had a stupid face

Yeah but his stupid face never ruined anybody's childhoods until now.

Excuse me, Lanky x Crash has been my OTP since childhood and your prejudice is offensive.

So is this GameMaster78: The Topic?

(Puts Spyro in Skylanders)
"Stop ruining Spyro, Activision, take him out now or I won't buy the game!"
(Makes new characters the mascots in the next game)
"Stop trying to erase Spyro's legacy, Activision, put him back in or I'll never buy Skylanders again!"

I'm not buying the game because CORTEX'S GLOVES are YELLOW!

I'm only buying the game because they have a Portal Owner's pack...

WAIT, WHADDAYA MEAN THEY'RE NOT DOING ONE THIS YEAR!?!

I won't buy the game because it's not compitable with amiibos....super chargers was a disappointment I played super chargers on the PS4 and I bought a bunch of amiibos but none of them worked such a rip off.

I won't buy the game because Luminous35 keeps double-posting on the DarkSpyro forums!

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Mysticat is transgender AND I CAN'T ACCEPT MY KID PLAYING THAT GAME.

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SATAN IS COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN PROTECT THEM

OOOOH, sure he is, in the form of a fluffy Magic Bowslinger.

Anyway, I would have bought the game but I just can't accept the fact they changed the perfect bases once again, the decision to choose Golden Queen over Tussle Sprout to receive a proper figure and most importantly the fact they changed Tae Kwon Crow from a katana-wielding ninja to a shuriken-only Ninja.

WHO DARES CHANGE HIM?!

Not getting the game because I can't unlock the Undead and Dark Elemental Realms using my Undead Trap and switching between Wolfgang and Hood Sickle! In fact I could only get the game if I got all Sensei benefits from all of my trapped Sensei former villains. Otherwise it's completely unfair!

Not buying the game because theres 31 characters and not 30! How DARE they!

I well not buy dis gmae becse it desnt hav guns like cod asaholic ***** babby game

No Link Skimiibo or Zelda theme for my imaginator. How could activision screw that up so much? This was supposed to be the year of zelda.

I can't smell what Chef Pepper Jack is cooking, and there's no People Elbow move for him.

Not buying the game becuase Mesmeralda didn't return.

Pain-Yatta isn't in the first wave, not buying

Well I'm not buying because clearly the franchise is dead since there won't be enough to buy for this entry..../drops mic.

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Not buying the game becuase Mesmeralda didn't return.

... I change my answer to this.

I am not buying this game if the sound you hear when you complete a puzzle or open a gate in Spyro's Adventure isn't in it.

I am not getting this game because not all elements have the same number of Skylanders.

I Will not buy this game because Hex still doesn't answer me when I ask her out.

I will not buy this game because master Air Strike has a bird on his right shoulder instead of his left shoulder.

As a followup to Lemons', I'm not buying this game because Chef Pepper Jack isn't in this game for me to say it's ****ing raw

I won't but this game because there isn't a Pepper Jack figure.

Not buying because Tidepool isn't named Marina.

^ I'M not buying it because Tidepool isn't voiced by Ryan Reynolds.

I won't buy this game because swap zones arent returning

I'm not buying this game because Roller Brawl, Trap Shadow, and Splat are not storytellers and Stealth Elf is in scenes with Spyro instead of Cynder.

I will not be buying the game because it dose not come with Doritos.

I will not buy the game because it has no dragons.

I will not buy this game because the graphics are terrible compared to the godly graphics of Skylander Superchargers Wii.

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Not buying because Tidepool isn't named Marina.

THIS!

If Imaginators still won't let me play as a Bionicle, I'm done with this series FOREVER!!!

I'll not buy it because it doesn't have Shrek and Farquaad figures. Also, no Mah Swamp Adventure Pack. Not even a Shrek Edition Starter Pack. Idiots...

I'm not getting this game if none of the knight imaginator weapons are a key.

Quote: Deja Vu

Not buying the game becuase Mesmeralda didn't return.

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