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TODAY IN THE NOOSE:
The Toy Nerd was exposed by Dark35 for being a Toy Geek instead of a nerd.

ALSO IN THE NOOSE:
ProjectUnnamed has been named! But he needs your support
Send in 69 dollars at
Notascam.com

FINALLY IN THE NOOSE:
PwnageFTW is setting up a campaign to get the memes everywhere. Sign in to the campaign, or even donate at Notanotherscam.com

Thats it for the noose, ladies in gentlemen
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downvoted

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downvoted

downvoted, unsubscribbled, flagged, DOWNVOTED AGAIN, and REPURTED.

Wait, what now?

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

OUR FIRST STORY IS COMING FROM HeyItsHotDog!
Revealed to be the 541st Hot Dog,causing an uprise from the 542nd Hot Dog

ALSO IN THR NOOSE
Someone in the community is a LocoGuy alt! But people, do not fear
Drawdler and Thumper are on the case!!!

CONTINUING FROM OUR LAST STORY
The Toy Nerd has proven to the world that he is, in fact not a geek... A nerd!
This is causing everyone to raid Dark35 and call him outn
Following up from that... StriderSwag has called out and exposed Dark35 for being in the Illuminati
This entire story has gone too far! More on this tommorow!

FINALLY IN THE NOOSE!
TheFlyingSeal has hit the Flying Record!!!
He is currently flown OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Luckily, he is safe and can communicate from space!

Thats it for the noose, ladies and gentle
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i am a girl.....the press is the true downfall of society.....

What is this? BTW u should know I have an Exlusive scoop on ma crush and my worst enemy..

Crap you found out I am in the illuminati!

.......... worst news show ever.......

I'M YOUR HOST, KILLER MEMESTAR!!!!!

Quote: Iganagor

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

OUR FIRST STORY IS COMING FROM HeyItsHotDog!
Revealed to be the 541st Hot Dog,causing an uprise from the 542nd Hot Dog

ALSO IN THR NOOSE
Someone in the community is a LocoGuy alt! But people, do not fear
Drawdler and Thumper are on the case!!!

CONTINUING FROM OUR LAST STORY
The Toy Nerd has proven to the world that he is, in fact not a geek... A nerd!
This is causing everyone to raid Dark35 and call him outn
Following up from that... StriderSwag has called out and exposed Dark35 for being in the Illuminati
This entire story has gone too far! More on this tommorow!

FINALLY IN THE NOOSE!
TheFlyingSeal has hit the Flying Record!!!
He is currently flown OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Luckily, he is safe and can communicate from space!

Thats it for the noose, ladies and gentle
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Why am I part of this?

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

Today, I am bringing you a quick addition to the Hot Dog VS Hot Dog uprise

A quick recap of the story earlier... HeyItsHotDog was revealed to be the 541st Hot Dog.
This caused an uprise and full blown war from Hot Dog 542!

But just RECENTLY, the entire Hot Dog community have formed a clan known as the "Blazing Dogs" helping and defending HeyItsHotDog
The People behind this group are:
Hot Doggin, Hot Dog 1000, Burnt Hot Dog, Hot Dog 8, Some lame Hot Dog fan, Hot Dog 2341, Hot Dog Club, Hot Dog and Zap, Hot Dog 9 + 10, Molten Hot Dog 56, Hot Dog 81, Flaccid Hot Dog, White Hot Dog, Hot Dog ZZ, Hot Dog 88, King Hot Dog 59, Hot Dog 11, AND EVEN THE ORIGINAL HOT DOG (And his imposter)

With an entire army against him, Hot Dog 542 NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!
We have started a hashtag! Comment #SaveHotDog542 down below if you want to show your support, and maybe this war can die down.

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GOD BLESS

#saveHotDog542

#killhotdog542

we need to show that punk a lesson >:-D he has too many digits in his username

Quote: Hot Dog 542

#killhotdog542

we need to show that punk a lesson >:-D he has too many digits in his username

I agree, time to find that lil punk.

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

OUR FIRST STORY IS COMING FROM ThroneOfMalefor!
He and 84SkylanderDude are in some tough times... As a Suspect has robbed their car!
Drawdler says PwnageFTW did it, but who's to say Drawdler didn't do it HIMSELF!

Continuing from TheToyNerd VS Dark35 story...
Dark35 has indeed ADMITTED to being in the illuminati. But he claims TheToyNerd IS PART OF IT TOO!
Abstractsardine knows both of them well, so we've contacted them through DMs for an interview...


And finally from the Hot Dog war story...
HOT DOG 542 IS THREATING SUICIDE!!! And Eevee88 is ENCOURAGING IT!!!
Our evidence is from this:
Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Hot Dog 542

#killhotdog542

we need to show that punk a lesson >:-D he has too many digits in his username

I agree, time to find that lil punk.

My question for you, ladies and gentlemen, is it Eevee88 OR Evil88?
Comment down below!!!

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This is almost as cringey as Keem himself.

When do you have time in the day to do all of this? Please... Get a hobby. This is sad.

Quote: TheToyNerd

When do you have time in the day to do all of this? Please... Get a hobby. This is sad.

Im just here to report the NOOOooOoOoOooooOOOOooOooOoooOoOoooose

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

OUR FIRST STORY IS COMING FROM ThroneOfMalefor!
He and 84SkylanderDude are in some tough times... As a Suspect has robbed their car!
Drawdler says PwnageFTW did it, but who's to say Drawdler didn't do it HIMSELF!

Continuing from TheToyNerd VS Dark35 story...
Dark35 has indeed ADMITTED to being in the illuminati. But he claims TheToyNerd IS PART OF IT TOO!
Abstractsardine knows both of them well, so we've contacted them through DMs for an interview...


And finally from the Hot Dog war story...
HOT DOG 542 IS THREATING SUICIDE!!! And Eevee88 is ENCOURAGING IT!!!
Our evidence is from this:
Quote: Eevee88

Quote: Hot Dog 542

#killhotdog542

we need to show that punk a lesson >:-D he has too many digits in his username

I agree, time to find that lil punk.

My question for you, ladies and gentlemen, is it Eevee88 OR Evil88?
Comment down below!!!

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Neat. Include a story about me sometime: like, "Night Bomb Guy to one day take over Darkspyro!" or something.

Will I be in the news at some point?

Oooh.

Wait, why am I Evil now?

Post another issue of the noose!

leeeeeets getttt rooiiighttt into the noose!

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

TODAY WE HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH ABSTRACT SARDINE
If you didn't know... TheToyNerd had exposed Dark35 for being in THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Dark35 claimed TheToyNerd is in the illuminati WITH HIM!!!
We asked Abstractsardine what they thought about this as they know both people personally!!!

As you can see ABSTRACT SARDINE REFUSED TO ADMIT ANYTHING!!!!

Are they in the illuminati WITH TheToyNerd and Dark35
Comment down below on your thoughts!


In a few hours, we will have our regular noose report! So stay tooned for that!

Thats it for the noose, ladies and gentlemen
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Interesting!

NOOSE

FOOTNOOSE

KICK OUT THE BUCKET OF JUICE

Quote: Iganagor

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TODAY IN THE NOOSE:
The Toy Nerd was exposed by Dark35 for being a Toy Geek instead of a nerd.

ALSO IN THE NOOSE:
ProjectUnnamed has been named! But he needs your support
Send in 69 dollars at
Notascam.com

FINALLY IN THE NOOSE:
PwnageFTW is setting up a campaign to get the memes everywhere. Sign in to the campaign, or even donate at Notanotherscam.com

Thats it for the noose, ladies in gentlemen
This is Iganagor, at over 69 thousand... Subscribers
Be sure to tune in tomorrow, where there will be... noose

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GARDEN

LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

Our first story is coming from ACTIVISION:
They have unveiled a new Skylander named "Crash Bandicoot"
Meh

Continuing from the HOT DOG VS HOT DOG War:
HotDog542 HAS EXPOSED HeyItsHotDog for being in contact with LOCO GUY!!!!
And the Brazing Dog group is on HOT DOG 542S SIDE!!!

As you remember a while ago, I said Thumper and Drawdler are on the case of LocoGuy!
From our sources... Thumper claims the alternate account is Chompy-King257...
But this is not confirmed!
Maybe more information on this topic... tomorrow!!!

Finally in the NOOSE:
DegDeg claims Hardcoreignitor cannot PARKOUR!
Hardcoreignitor, as you well know, is the most subscribed person in the :darkSpyro: parkour COMMUNITY!
Hardcoreignitor responded with this...

DegDeg agreed to the challenge, and we will report more on this, when the time comes!

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I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED LOCOGUY!

This clearly is a trick by Hotdog452 to steal the Blazing Dogs loyalty from me!

Apparently if I don't know who's in the Illuminati I'm a part of it. Good to know.

How could you?! ^

If you want to make out with someone, make out out with each other

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WHAT IS UP BOREDOMALERT NATION, I'M YOUT HOST GARDEN GNOME LORD.... LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NOOOSE

OUR FIRST STORY IS COMING FROM THE HOT DOG VS HOT DOG and THE TOY NERD VS DARK35 STORY!!!
Apparently... THE ILLUMINATI IS OPPOSING THE BLAZING DOGS!!!
The Illuminati contains Dark35, TheToyNerd and MORE SOON-TO-BE UNCOVERED MEMBERS!!!
It is still to be confirmed wether or not abstractsardine is in the illuminati...
BUT due to the abstractsardines denial of knowledge... THEY MUST BE
As you may also know, HEY ITS HOT DOG has been in contact with LOCOGUY!!!
Thumper has uncovered that LocoGuy is also in... THE ILLUMINATI and still suspects LocoGuy is Chompy-King257!!!

This has become an all out WAR!!!
THE HOT DOG WARS HAS NOW BECOME FORUM WAR ONE!!!


NEXT IT THE NOOSE:
You may remember, from a while ago, that ThroneOfMalefor AND 84Skylanderdude got ROBBED
There was debate wether Drawdler or PwnageFTW had been the thief
BUT THE TRUTH HAS BEEN UNCOVERED
It turns out ZAP NORRIS was the thief
ZapNorris is on trial and his lawyer Spyrobaro promises that he'll be FINE

FINALLY IN THE NOOSE:
BlackWing116, Eevee88 and Cynderfan507 threw a party..
And no one came!
BECAUSE THEY DIDNT INVITE ANYONE
No one really understands why they're complaining...
wtf

Thats it for the noose, ladies and gentlemen
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I just thought about it, how can I be in the Illuminati if I don't exist?

Quote: abstractsardine

I just thought about it, how can I be in the Illuminati if I don't exist?

The Illuminati is magical.

****.

Quote: Iganagor

Quote: abstractsardine

I just thought about it, how can I be in the Illuminati if I don't exist?

The Illuminati is magical.

True but I'm not magic, I'm a nonexistent fish....

It seems the whole forum is part of the illuminati