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How to make fruit salad:

1. Get berries, preferebly strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
2. Get Cool Whip, Whipped Cream is fine as well.
3. Get a bowl, cut up the Stawberries, and throw away the blueberries and raspberries.
4. Add a bunch of Cool Whip to the Bowl, as much as you can fit.
5. Enjoy!

That is a fruit salad, the Eevee way. Come back for more!

Quote: Eevee88

How to make fruit salad:

1. Get berries, preferebly strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
2. Get Cool Whip, Whipped Cream is fine as well.
3. Get a bowel, cut up the Stawberries, and throw away the blueberries and raspberries.
4. Add a bunch of Cool Whip to the Bowel, as much as you can fit.
5. Enjoy!

That is a fruit salad, the Eevee way. Come back for more!

Bowel.

BOWEL.

BOWEL.

BOWEL.

I forgot how to spell Bowl, oops!

I must still have sleepy fog .-.

whats wrong with raspberries u uncultured swine

**** blueberries tho

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whats wrong with raspberries u uncultured swine

**** blueberries tho

I will save those for my NEXT dish

Greeny's Recipe For a Memein' Post:

1. Pick a fine kek from the kek tree

Some good examples are:

A video pertaining to the subject from an obscure children's educational show.

Take 'em down to Flavortown.

Insert a classic meme from the golden days.

Poke some healthy fun at the OP, like so:

Quote:

Quote: Eevee88

How to make fruit salad:

1. Get berries, preferebly strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
2. Get Cool Whip, Whipped Cream is fine as well.
3. Get a bowel, cut up the Stawberries, and throw away the blueberries and raspberries.
4. Add a bunch of Cool Whip to the Bowel, as much as you can fit.
5. Enjoy!

That is a fruit salad, the Eevee way. Come back for more!

but what if i dont want whipped cream in my bowel? thats too kinky for me lol

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Cooking with Eevee, Another fruit salad.

1) Get a BOWL.
2) Get 3 kinds of berries, Raspberries, Blueberries, and Strawberries.
3) Get Cool Whip or Whipped Cream.
4) Mix the berries all in, yes even the blueberries, even though they are optional. Then add as much Cool Whip/Whipped cream into the BOWL as possible.
5)Enjoy.

Cooking, the Eevee way.

>:-)

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Quote: Eevee88

How to make fruit salad:

1. Get berries, preferebly strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
2. Get Cool Whip, Whipped Cream is fine as well.
3. Get a bowl, cut up the Stawberries, and throw away the blueberries and raspberries.
4. Add a bunch of Cool Whip to the Bowl, as much as you can fit.
5. Enjoy!

That is a fruit salad, the Eevee way. Come back for more!

wtf why would you throw out perfectly good blueberries and raspberries??? filthy food waster

i used greeny's tips btw am i cool yet

~☆~*~☆~*~☆~yuo r cool my dude~☆~*~☆~*~☆~

cool whip is a brand of whipped cream

Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

cool whip is a brand of whipped cream

water is wet

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How is chopped up berries and whipped cream a fruit salad?

This is what fruit salad is to me.

im sorry all i see is literal **** in a can

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Quote: Spyro-Gamer

How is chopped up berries and whipped cream a fruit salad?

This is what fruit salad is to me.

im sorry all i see is literal **** in a can

Peaches, pears, pineapple, and cherries. And in either clear fruit juice or syrup. That's a fruit salad. Not chopped up berries and whipped cream.

kindly eat a chopped up fruit salad, those are miles better
the nasty syrup kills it

It was meant as a joke, I didn't think anyone would take me seriously, sorry But I Do reccomend it!

How to really make a fruit salad

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How to really make a fruit salad

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy. I love the Wiggles

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O pls. Cooking with CF is way better
Today I'm gonna teach you guys how to make cereal like I do. Cuz nobody makes cereal like me.

1. Pour a cereal of your choosing into a bowl
2. Pour milk in the bowl.
3. Get a spoon and eat.

**** you'll need:
A spoon
A bowl
A cereal you like
Milk

I need to try that .o.

Paris's Ramen
1. Boil Water
2. Add noodles
3. Add flavor broth.
4. Question your existence.
5. Walk around the neighborhood aimlessly.
6. Become too self-aware.
7. mix the broth with the noodles
8. eat and enjoy your slow decent into madness.

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Quote: Eevee88

Quote: G2nt

How to really make a fruit salad

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy. I love the Wiggles

Quote: Cynderfan507

O pls. Cooking with CF is way better
Today I'm gonna teach you guys how to make cereal like I do. Cuz nobody makes cereal like me.

1. Pour a cereal of your choosing into a bowl
2. Pour milk in the bowl.
3. Get a spoon and eat.

**** you'll need:
A spoon
A bowl
A cereal you like
Milk

I need to try that .o.

Next I'll teach you how to make macaroni.

**** you'll need:
A spoon
A microwave
Money
A store
That Kraft macaroni that comes in the plastic bowls that you put in the microwave
Water

1. Go to the store and buy some of that Kraft macaroni that comes in plastic bowls that you put in the microwave (you might need to drive to the store if you can't walk there)
2. Go home
3. Pour water into one of the macaroni bowls
4. Put the bowl in the microwave for 3 minutes
6. Take the bowl out of the microwave, pour the cheese powder stuff that came with the macaroni into it and stir it
7. Realize I skipped step 5 and think you missed something important, when really I'm just tricking you.

That's it.

Instruction unclear

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Quote: Cynderfan507

Next I'll teach you how to make macaroni.

**** you'll need:
A spoon
A microwave
Money
A store
That Kraft macaroni that comes in the plastic bowls that you put in the microwave
Water

1. Go to the store and buy some of that Kraft macaroni that comes in plastic bowls that you put in the microwave (you might need to drive to the store if you can't walk there)
2. Go home
3. Pour water into one of the macaroni bowls
4. Put the bowl in the microwave for 3 minutes
6. Take the bowl out of the microwave, pour the cheese powder stuff that came with the macaroni into it and stir it
7. Realize I skipped step 5 and think you missed something important, when really I'm just tricking you.

That's it.

Instruction unclear

Now where the hell did I say anything about doing that?!

Instruction unclear

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Quote: G2nt

Quote: Cynderfan507

Now where the hell did I say anything about doing that?!

Instruction unclear

I knew I shouldn't have tricked you with step 5...

pls help

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Quote: G2nt

Quote: Cynderfan507

I knew I shouldn't have tricked you with step 5...

pls help

... You're smart, you'll get out on your own.

Don't leave me like this

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Quote: Cynderfan507

... You're smart, you'll get out on your own.

Don't leave me like this

... ;~;
*helps*

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Quote: Cynderfan507

... ;~;
*helps*

Reveal Spoiler

wtf happened to this thread

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Well originally it was a talentless cooking channel (I think?) and now it's "help G2nt get out of stuff".

It couldn't be explained better

My cooking show is ruined ; (

Quote: Eevee88

My cooking show is ruined ; (

And now for a new generation!



Today's episode POP SMARTS! It taste like brainz.

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Quote: ThroneOfMalefor

cool whip is a brand of whipped cream

water is wet

*ignorance intensifies*

Serious idea:

Take a bag of frozen mixed vegetables (the one I use is corn, peas, carrots, and green beans) and pour the amount you want into a microwavable bowl. Throw that bowl into the microwave and heat for 90 seconds. Remove the now defrosted vegetables and drain them of water.

Get a baking sheet and add a very light amount of olive oil (I use extra virgin). Spread lightly. Throw the vegetables on the sheet and then add a liberal amount of lemon pepper or non-salt seasoning (don't drown it but don't go light either). Put them in the oven at 400 degrees for about 10-15 minutes or until you reach the texture desired. I tend to overcook things to a crisp though so for best results periodically check on them every 5 minutes.

Quote: Eevee88

How to make fruit salad:

1. Get berries, preferebly strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
2. Get Cool Whip, Whipped Cream is fine as well.
3. Get a bowl, cut up the Stawberries, and throw away the blueberries and raspberries.
4. Add a bunch of Cool Whip to the Bowl, as much as you can fit.
5. Enjoy!

That is a fruit salad, the Eevee way. Come back for more!

But you performed no cooking. How is this cooking with Eevee? I am disappoint.

Watch out Gordon Ramsay.

You will need:
Bread
Lighter
Some dignity left to lose

1. Take a slice of bread and lay it on the ground.
2. Briefly light it on fire, but gently.
3. Repeat for other side.
4. Disappoint your mother

I call it hot crispy bread slice.

Quote: Spyro-Gamer

How is chopped up berries and whipped cream a fruit salad?

This is what fruit salad is to me.

thats a fruit cocktail

Quote: G2nt

Quote: Cynderfan507

Quote: Eevee88

Fruit Salad, yummy yummy. I love the Wiggles :D


I need to try that .o.

Next I'll teach you how to make macaroni.

**** you'll need:
A spoon
A microwave
Money
A store
That Kraft macaroni that comes in the plastic bowls that you put in the microwave
Water

1. Go to the store and buy some of that Kraft macaroni that comes in plastic bowls that you put in the microwave (you might need to drive to the store if you can't walk there)
2. Go home
3. Pour water into one of the macaroni bowls
4. Put the bowl in the microwave for 3 minutes
6. Take the bowl out of the microwave, pour the cheese powder stuff that came with the macaroni into it and stir it
7. Realize I skipped step 5 and think you missed something important, when really I'm just tricking you.

That's it.

Instruction unclear

I just wanted to say that THAT is amazing.

Ok people today we can finally make some pop smarts!

what you need....

BRAINZ!
A piece of bread
Any extra candy,cream,sprinkles etc. if you want to
Gloves
Wooden Spoon

1. Take the brainz and put them in the oven until they melt into a hot pasture .....or use a Mr.Toasty.
2. Apply pasture on bread then wait to cool......something around 3-5 mins.
3. Put that bread into the microwave and let the magic happen 1 1/2 - 2 mins.
4. Somehow magically you have a delicious hot popsmart infant of you let it cool down again.
5.while this cool down is happening you can apply extra sweets onto your popsmarts for extra taste.
6. And once it cools down congrats your popsmarts are ready to be munched on enjoy them!

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