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Cheesy Pick Up Lines [CLOSED]
Tiamat Ripto Gems: 119
#1 Posted: 02:37:15 20/07/2015 | Topic Creator
"Hey girl, feel this shirt. Know what its made out of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a general? Because my provates stand to your attention."

"Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong."

"You should sell hotdogs, because you know how to make a weiner stand."

"Do you work at little ceasars? Because you're hot and I'm ready."

"I put the STD in 'stud', now all i need is u."

Help me remember the other ones
terrafin2299 Ripto Gems: 3418
#2 Posted: 02:39:37 20/07/2015
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#3 Posted: 02:41:36 20/07/2015
"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes"
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di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Tiamat Ripto Gems: 119
#4 Posted: 02:45:56 20/07/2015 | Topic Creator
"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3738
#5 Posted: 02:46:45 20/07/2015
Are you a filthy white cuz I'd bang you.
Works every time.
Tiamat Ripto Gems: 119
#6 Posted: 02:48:32 20/07/2015 | Topic Creator
"Girl im gonna treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture around me house"
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:48:50 20/07/2015 by Tiamat
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#7 Posted: 02:49:22 20/07/2015
"Are you homework? because I will slam you down on the table and do you all night long"
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Gay 4 GARcher
Tiamat Ripto Gems: 119
#8 Posted: 02:50:11 20/07/2015 | Topic Creator
Ill use that one on my hot teacher
Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#9 Posted: 02:50:16 20/07/2015
are u a revoloving door cause i wanna go around you
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#10 Posted: 02:51:06 20/07/2015
i wanna have a journey to the center of your earth.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#11 Posted: 03:44:17 20/07/2015
are you a cat because you're cute
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893
#12 Posted: 04:56:04 20/07/2015
"Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on. smilie"
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#13 Posted: 05:01:18 20/07/2015
"Am I a yandere? Because I am crazily in love with you!"
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#14 Posted: 05:06:54 20/07/2015
"Are you Gordon Ramsay? Because you're the only Ram I see."
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
icon from Empoh
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#15 Posted: 05:20:14 20/07/2015
"Hey baby, are you a titan? Because i'm going to kill you and everyone like you"
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Gay 4 GARcher
Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#16 Posted: 05:38:49 20/07/2015
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away


Me-Spell me
Girl -ok... M-e
Me- you forgot the "d"
girl- there's no "d" in me
Me- Not yet
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Psn-Zydren8cookie, FC 3024-5345-8692
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:16:51 20/07/2015 by Dark Snap Shot
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#17 Posted: 08:14:49 20/07/2015
That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again if I were on you I'd be cumming too


there, I win, thread over
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 08:14:59 20/07/2015 by Lunarz
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#18 Posted: 09:40:17 20/07/2015
"Lets rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together."
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#19 Posted: 09:42:28 20/07/2015
Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I wanna **** you.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did satan.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#20 Posted: 12:21:37 20/07/2015
You must be tired, because you've been running through my head all night.
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^ You all know it's true
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3319
#21 Posted: 13:26:01 20/07/2015
Hey are you minecraft, cuz I wanna spawn a creeper in you.
terrafin2299 Ripto Gems: 3418
#22 Posted: 13:29:25 20/07/2015
This is why none of you have girlfriends
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#23 Posted: 13:31:07 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
This is why none of you have girlfriends


omg I was thinking the same thing.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#24 Posted: 13:35:09 20/07/2015
Quote: Windumup
"Am I a yandere? Because I am crazily in love with you!"



I wan to see how many people you'll repel with this.
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#25 Posted: 13:37:35 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help



You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
terrafin2299 Ripto Gems: 3418
#26 Posted: 13:39:40 20/07/2015
Quote: somePerson
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help



You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#27 Posted: 13:41:37 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
Quote: somePerson
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help



You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that



Bro my god. Don't tell me that you take selfies of each other. You are one hardcore mother****er.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#28 Posted: 13:41:43 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
Quote: somePerson
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help



You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that



Sex .
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#29 Posted: 13:42:44 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
Quote: somePerson
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help



You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that



Bro my god. Don't tell me that you take selfies of each other. You are one hardcore mother****er.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#30 Posted: 13:57:11 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
Quote: somePerson
Quote: terrafin2299
No girl will go out with you using these. I've picked up girls, let me help


You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that


Wait what I thought you were a girl

And why did Tiamat get gnorcd what
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#31 Posted: 13:58:29 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
This is why none of you have girlfriends


I was joining in.
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^ You all know it's true
terrafin2299 Ripto Gems: 3418
#32 Posted: 13:58:58 20/07/2015
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: terrafin2299
Quote: somePerson


You held hands in hallway didn't you? Edgy as ****.


Um no. Much more than that


Wait what I thought you were a girl

And why did Tiamat get gnorcd what



I am a girl. It's called I'm not exactly completely straight
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#33 Posted: 14:01:28 20/07/2015
O
Uhh my b
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#34 Posted: 15:47:55 20/07/2015
[User Posted Image]

Good job.
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^ You all know it's true
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893
#35 Posted: 16:09:37 20/07/2015
"Wanna make a smoothie? I'll bring the banana."
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Qcumber Yellow Sparx Gems: 1054
#36 Posted: 16:13:54 20/07/2015
"ayyy babe ur hot wanna bang???"

works every time.
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You can't handle MEMES
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#37 Posted: 18:32:53 20/07/2015
My name was credited for creating the word "furgling"
It means fumbling for keys.

I have published two non-fiction books on asparagus
And a third one, but fiction.

These gems never fail me. Don't use them please, they're mine.
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go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#38 Posted: 19:34:14 20/07/2015
Quote: terrafin2299
This is why none of you have girlfriends



implying that we'd even use these pick up lines in the first place.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3319
#39 Posted: 20:07:05 20/07/2015
hey bby are you an orphanage, cuz I wanna give you kids
BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#40 Posted: 20:08:19 20/07/2015
"the only thing I love more than you is chocolate. and video games. and my parents, and the internet and...."
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this user has died. written on a note was their darkspyro login. they say hello from beyond the grave.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#41 Posted: 16:04:56 21/07/2015
Quote: gangsta joe
"hi."


That's the most original line.

You win.
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^ You all know it's true
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11293
#42 Posted: 02:23:41 22/07/2015
The cheesiest and most cliché of all the pickup lines (and one with the best results) are these following.

  • Hello
  • Hi
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#43 Posted: 02:23:53 22/07/2015
Are you tired?..

..Cuz you've been running through my mind all day

smilie
wavesorcerer14 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5250
#44 Posted: 02:57:22 22/07/2015
How to get a husband/wife:
Marry me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

It's guaranteed to be a success!
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#45 Posted: 02:59:31 22/07/2015
heheh
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#46 Posted: 05:06:03 22/07/2015
are you a parking ticket? because you've got 'fine' written all over you

i know this one already exists :(
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a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 05:06:51 22/07/2015 by DarkCynder_543
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#47 Posted: 05:15:58 22/07/2015
hi do you like penises because i have one.
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words. letters. filler.
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