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2014 :.3.5.: 2014
SOON...

Hilarious! How did Spry pick up that much weight though? I can't believe how many posts are on this fanfic! It feels like you and Iganagor (and WillTheWizard although he came later) just started this! By the way, when is Kittenenylilalacifocia going to appear?

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Hilarious! How did Spry pick up that much weight though? I can't believe how many posts are on this fanfic! It feels like you and Iganagor (and WillTheWizard although he came later) just started this! By the way, when is Kittenenylilalacifocia going to appear?

She already has. But not that much. I'll add her in the next chapter as being the last of season 3. The candy teaser's a clue to what's next

Oh. I can't find him in it for some reason.

it's final countdown
Chapter 2
[At 's house]
i'm so sorry Dro
you should be
wow look what's that
[sees something]
i'll go see what it is
[At the thing]
who are u
i'm kitten i'm a wizard!
can u teleport people back in time
yes
plz make me go back in time
ok
TO BE CONTINED

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Oh. I can't find him in it for some reason.

Can u now?

Yep!!!

They was ment to be something...


He hoped...
2014 3.5 2014

That is a fan-art animatronic...

2014 :.3.5.: 2014

The Cindy code...
Welcome to Candy's Diner 2014...

If u have coded the code
3.5 Season comming soon...

And... you misspelt coming!

3.5 Premire
T.I.M.E
Chapter 1
P = Past
how much would time traveling cost
it;s would cost... $345,678,912,578,790
**** u wizard
My name is kitten
is there another thing i could do?
you could work at Candy & Cindy's Diner
oh that looks easy
ok... HAHAHA!
Can i travel threw time first?
fine!
yeah
[ throws a potion to maake go back in time...]
ahh **** i fell drunk
Happy newyear *****
wait what year is it?
2014! it was 2013 5min ago but now it's 2014
it worked!
yep this happens every single asshole year!
huh ur drunk
well i was playing fetch with my baby with drugs
**** call the police this dude is on drugs
i killed Wrecky bally jr
ahh he's creepy
P What who are u
i'm spry
P no i'm spry
nope i'm from the FUTURE!
P which year?
2015!
P how the **** did this happen. Well i want to know what happens to me in the future?
u loose a friend,Girl friends & u end up in the girl only highschool
P well my future sucks
i know!

The new cuple...
x
Comming soon...

T.I.M.E
Chapter 2
P = Past
& in the future you break your friendship with drobit
P oh no
sucks i know
P gtg see ya Future me!
bye
hi cutie
oh hi scratch
Roar!
pretty
wana go out
i think it's ok
amazing see ya at Candy's & Cindy's diner
ok see ya
dunky beer!
ahh your still drunk
yeah me am so **** off
man your crazy
yeah ***** bring those bikinis to me
ahh help!

T.I.M.E
Chapter 3
ahh
[ wakes up]
WTF it was all a dream
dude u fainted when we say kitten our new naighbour
wait what?
yep you fainted in my face
are u Female or Male
IDK
your wierd
well... i still have a broken foot!
yeah i'm sorry about that
it's ok now i can be lazy on the wheelchair
lucky
Is Spry ok...
yep
OMG it's u my.. my... LOVE
Eww ***** back off you little A$$hole
**** it was a dream!

MARRIAGE
PART 1

At the evening
: Man that day was great! Nothing will make it bad!
: Hey Spry!
: Hi! Hows your day!? Mines great!
: So was mine... And I can make your day better!!!
: Really!? How!?
: Me and Flameslinger are getting married!
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: Shes going to hang out with us everyday! And Cynder let us live with you.
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: And your gonna be the kissman for da wedding! Since I had that lip surgery, I can't kiss for a month! You have to kiss Flameslinger for me!
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: And it gets better
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: We have cake!
: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
: Made out of used bikinis from Flameslinger
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: And you are forced to eat it!
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
: But, there is a make-out part at the end. You can Make Out with Scratch or Jet-Vac
: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! SCRATCH!!!
: OKAY!!!! JET-VAC IT IS
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCRATCH!!!\
: Okay, you get to make out with Scratch for 48 hours!
: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
: But, after the 48 hours... You have to make out with Flameslinger for 96 hours! Because you are kissman
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

MARRIAGE
PART 2
Drobit goes home and hears rumpus upstairs

: WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME ON FACESCROLL!?!?
: Because you changed your real name to 007
: FINE, I CHANGE MY LAST NAME TO 007
: You can't do that, by the way I legally changed your name to Trash Boat
: 007 is James Bond bro! Trash Boat sucks!!!
: Uh...
: I am getting married!
: That doesn't matter!!! I am going to suicide because of Mr. 007
: WAHHH!!!! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU!!!
: Whatever
: I DIVORCE YOU THEN
: Whatever
Trash Boat goes in his room and starts filling in divorce forums
: I AM GETTING MARRIED TO FLAMESLINGER
: I AM GETTING DIVORCED TO TRASH BOAT
: LIFE IS SO
: GREAT
: By the way, I changed my name back to 007
: Ultimate Facepalm in 3, 2, 1, *facepalm*
: 007...

OMG. So true.

^ True dat!

MARRIAGE PART 3

I am going to kill everyone because you all blocked me! EVERYBODY DIE!!!!
ANOUNCING NEW CHARACTER
POLICEMAN
Hold it right there, tweetie bird police is here to take you down.
But everyone blocked me! I am crying for real dude.
Just stop and go away. Done! I just blocked you.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kills everything)
Well, this isn't going as planned.
What is going on?
Shhh son, don't
TIME FOR ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
INTROUDING BOOMER, THE STINKY FARTER.
I know what to do! (farts and makes feint.
(everything is blowing up)
Hold on. (presses magical reset button) Ok, now boomer isn't a character anymore. Thanks Wizard!
Honey, WTF who are you talking too?
Uh, no one ma.
Anyways, you are under arrest
BUT YOU BLOCKED ME!!!!
Gnorced!!!
Nice one dude!
Thanks man!
Don't worry user reading this, he only has a six hour gnorc, so he will be back next story.
WTF Son, you are psycho! (whoops his bottom)
Owww ma!
To the psychiatrist you go!

~THE NEXT STORY WILL BE CALLED "THE PSYCHIATRIST".

^Great start Will!

Quote: funnybone

^Great start Will!

Thanks! Do you like it! PM if you know my insparation for it.

That is SO like what would happen in real life with drobot007! I still remember the tragic RPG incident with him!

Quote: wavesorcerer14

That is SO like what would happen in real life with drobot007! I still remember the tragic RPG incident with him!

Lol, shhhhh. He will scream and block us all if he sees this.

Quote: WilltheWizard

Quote: wavesorcerer14

That is SO like what would happen in real life with drobot007! I still remember the tragic RPG incident with him!

Lol, shhhhh. He will scream and block us all if he sees this.

I think he stopped reading funnybone's fanfics after the Spry's the Hero fanfic incident. Now that I say that out loud, I realize how many incidents he has!

THE PSYCHIATRIST

INTRODUCING, PSYCHIATRIST DORA

Hola, soy Dora. Welcome to the psychiatrist. I am the psychiatrist, DORA!!!
WTF Mom, she is psychiatrist!
HONEY, be respectful. (noscopes son and farts in his face)
Ok, ok mom. Sorry.
Ok son, I will be back soon. I need to go to my job at the pink unicorn. (comment down below, don't say what it is if you get this refrence.)
Umm, hello Dora.
LET'S LOOK AT THE MAP!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!
MAP!!!!
NO!!!!!!
MAP!!!! LOOK AT THE FREAKIN MAP OR YOU DIE!!!!!!!!! LISTEN LITTLE *****.
Ok, ok, I'm sorry.
(spry sings song:
)
WTF little *****, this isn't your singing lesson.
Sorry.
I am gonna get the belt.
NO!!!! Please, I give you $500,000,000,000.
Ok! It's all about that money, money, money. Cha chang cha chang chang. Ba bang ba bang bang.
(goes to fridge)
In case you didn't know, user reading this, I am a snacklete.

~PART 2 COMING SOON~

NOOOO!!!! NOT.... DORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DORA!!!!

Sorry for the double post, but what do you guys think of my writing?

^ It's good!

Ok, but there is a no advertising policy here on I would reccomend deleting that comment. I am writing the next story right now. It is funny.

THE PSYCHIATRIST PART 2

Are you done snacklete?
Yeah
NOW TIME FOR MAP!
NO!!!!!!!!
Ok, once upon a time there was a girl named "Totally not dora." She met a very handsome friend named Shrek. Shrek and Totally not Dora rode on their pet monkey, boots. But then, an evil force known as happy meal came along. You see, Shrek and Totally not dora were wandering in the forest riding on Boots. Then, a wild Spooderman appeared! He started noscoping everything and--
I'M BACK!!!! With my shiny metal ass!
Oh gosh.
Hey! You blocked me! You must die!
Hey, am I-
Hey, what did I say. My friend Will made you not a character a while ago. Go away.
Aww man, thanks a lot Will.
Cynder was right, Spry is crazy!
Ugh, mom, what are we doing here. I like, tots my goats want to go meetup and have a totally tubular time with HE IS SO HOT
I'm back, and who is ?
ANNOUNCING NEW CHARACTER, KABOOM, THE LOSER BUFF BOYFRIEND
Yo man, wassup. Check out my abs girl.
EWWWWW!!!! NO! Put on a shirt and go away!
Mwhahahahahaha! Ember, let's go home! To my mom's basement!
Wait your mom's basem-AHHHH!!!!
Spry! We need to go rescue Ember!

MOM'S BASEMENT COMING SOON

Oh, and sorry for double posting.

for Cynder, you can also do : skycynder : without the spaces. It will give you .

Quote: wavesorcerer14

for Cynder, you can also do : skycynder : without the spaces. It will give you .

Sorry, I always forget about that.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
It's here season 4.5 the final season!

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY STORY!!!

Your meant to PM us before changing everything!

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 1
[3 years after the last story]
Intro: Drobit got married with Lameslinger but then broke up with her. Ember,Taylor & Flame are at university at Cloud cracker islands [Very far] Spry became a singer & lately became to date Drobit. Elsa,Dora & Kaboom died [they drowned in the toilet] & Drobot & Whirlwind seperated from love. Breeze dated Bop. Breeze,Ryan,Bop,Spotlight,Blackout,Smallfry,Gemflash,Bikinu & Spry are in their final year at Skyhigh Also Skyhigh got rebuilt & Breeze now wears bikini.
Now let the final season begin!
[At Skyhigh]
Class 8 school's over for today
yay oh remember our date tonight
oh yeah i can't go
why dude?
Gtg on holiday remember?
oh yeah!
Dro let's go Mom's waiting for us in the car
see ya honey
bye...
Breeze
what!
would u marry me?
YES!
unexpected alert!
OMG what's like happening *****es
i'm getting married
to who?
Breeze
[ faints]

Spry and Drobit are dating... I would have never guessed that. And Breeze and Bop are getting married... So much is different just after 3 years! Not to mention that Breeze wears bikinis now and that Drobot and Whirlwind separated from love.

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Spry and Drobit are dating... I would have never guessed that. And Breeze and Bop are getting married... So much is different just after 3 years! Not to mention that Breeze wears bikinis now and that Drobot and Whirlwind separated from love.

That's what it's about
Everything is diffrent!

Quote: funnybone

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Spry and Drobit are dating... I would have never guessed that. And Breeze and Bop are getting married... So much is different just after 3 years! Not to mention that Breeze wears bikinis now and that Drobot and Whirlwind separated from love.

That's what it's about
Everything is diffrent!

Ah, I see.

Quote: Iganagor

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 2

: Stuff Life *stabs himself*

What???? I don't get what's happening...

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 3

: I love death!

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Quote: Iganagor

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 2

: Stuff Life *stabs himself*

What???? I don't get what's happening...

It's just a joke

Quote: funnybone

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Quote: Iganagor

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 2

: Stuff Life *stabs himself*

What???? I don't get what's happening...

It's just a joke

Oh. Everything seems messed up in this chapter. (In a good way)

Quote: funnybone

Quote: wavesorcerer14

Quote: Iganagor

Season 4.5 the final season
WHAT HAPPEND
Chapter 2

: Stuff Life *stabs himself*

What???? I don't get what's happening...

It's just a joke

But...

Season 4.5
FINAL OF EVERYTHING!
Chapter 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
[At the end of the year]
Guys i wish u luck on your new lives
here we go!
TO BE CONTIED IN ANOTHER FANFIC