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Yo Mama [CLOSED]
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#1 Posted: 16:45:31 23/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Who is a Yo Mama fan?

I know there must be some of you out there.

Feel free to send me your jokes, i could do with a good laugh.

Who knows i might have some for you smilie
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^ You all know it's true
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#2 Posted: 22:30:19 23/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Not a bad start smilie
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WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#3 Posted: 22:38:53 23/02/2015
(in nerd voice) YO mama so fat because the molecules inside her body tend to make her expand which is part of gravity because as the gravity pulls you down you get smaller and fatter. Because of this it involves astrophysics, which my idol, Steven Hawking loves. You see, be the gravity pushes you down, it makes you fat. Space stations made of carbon titanium steel alloy allow it to not be pulled down. Also because Gravity+Mass+Power, otherwise known as E=MC^2. So space stations use this energy to run there ships. They also use it to make heat. Then eventually when she dies, people get sad and go on smilie. You see, darkspyro was made through a process of weight pushing down on your keyboard which activates a switch that causes the words to pop up. dark52 did this process to code the website. It went through many diffrent eras. THis was all done by using a computer. What is your computer's density? Mine is 3.14, which I love because it is the same as pi. smilie. Pi= 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938
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Spread those positive vibes
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 22:41:02 23/02/2015 by WilltheWizard
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#4 Posted: 22:51:54 23/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Nice.
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epicLLOYD Yellow Sparx Gems: 1893
#5 Posted: 22:53:14 23/02/2015
'yo mama so short she makes out with Lego men
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#6 Posted: 23:04:16 23/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Nice.

One of my faves is Yo mama is so ugly she made a happy meal cry.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#7 Posted: 23:34:08 23/02/2015
Yo mama so stupid, she hid behind a glass wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed my favourite movie. ALL of it

Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew.
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#8 Posted: 00:04:09 24/02/2015
Yo mama is so dumb, she made you.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#9 Posted: 00:07:11 24/02/2015
Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came back out with a job application

Yo mama so stupid, she tried taking a doctors appointment with Dr. Pepper
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#10 Posted: 00:24:08 24/02/2015 | Topic Creator
I knew this would be a success smilie
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#11 Posted: 04:40:17 24/02/2015
smilie.......
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#12 Posted: 05:12:12 24/02/2015
yo mama's so FAT, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT.
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Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#13 Posted: 05:16:23 24/02/2015
I know something.

If someone was born on April 1st and is rude say "Were you a joke?"
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#14 Posted: 05:48:18 24/02/2015
Yo mamas so fat that when she farts its like a atomic bomb exploding!

Yo mamas so ugly that even the mirror won't say anything back to her!

Yo mamas so racist that she jumped on the Asians thinking there mud puddles!

You mamas so.... POTATOES!?!?!?!?!
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#15 Posted: 09:22:31 24/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Yo mama is so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
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^ You all know it's true
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 13:48:16 24/02/2015 by Greeble
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#16 Posted: 16:44:05 24/02/2015
yo mama so 2008 she made a yo mama joke
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 16:52:15 24/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
yo mama so 2008 she made a yo mama joke


I like your style smilie
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Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#18 Posted: 22:34:29 24/02/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Jaggedstar
yo mama so 2008 she made a yo mama joke


I like your style smilie



*bows* smilie
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#19 Posted: 22:45:21 24/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Yo mama is so old, she learned to read and write in Latin.
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#20 Posted: 22:46:24 24/02/2015
Quote: Jaggedstar
yo mama so 2008 she made a yo mama joke


Guestbook
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now its time to get funky
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#21 Posted: 23:04:50 24/02/2015
This one's gross and 13+ so I'll spoiler it


Yo mama like a hockey player

She only showers after 3 periods.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#22 Posted: 23:06:31 24/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Not bad, and well spoilered.
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409
#23 Posted: 23:55:05 24/02/2015

Brody is god
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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#24 Posted: 00:06:47 25/02/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: dinorang67

Brody is god


I actually posted a few vid suggestions smilie

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went in a hall of mirrors, it shattered.
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^ You all know it's true
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 15:16:55 26/02/2015 by Greeble
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