darkSpyro

The stories are back!

Here are some upcoming stories! Each story is one, long chapter.

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The Hunt- Zap is stuck in the amiibo craze, and is missing the one amiibo he needs- Villager.

The Sleepover- A sleepover at High Five's House. Craziness Ensues.

The New Guys- Spotlight And Blackout go to skylanders academy.

The New 3DS XL- It's the 13th. N3DSXL Day.

The Love- Love Potion Pop fizz may not look like it, but he can bring the goods.

The Island- some skylanders are stuck on an island.

The Prodigy- Spry's first day at skylanders academy.

The Hunt 2: A new Hunt- It's wave 4 Release day of amiibo. Pac-Man or Bust.

The Dark One- Spyro, Cynder, Hex, and Spry must face Malefor, the undead dragon king.

Don't botch it this time. Also, you should probably start it now before you forget.

I won't. Because i have big plans. Someday, maybe we'll see this sucker up next to shelves... *sigh* a guy can dream.

Hey, IRL is big too! Everyone forgets it...

Quote: ZapNorris

I won't. Because i have big plans. Someday, maybe we'll see this sucker up next to shelves... *sigh* a guy can dream.

Screw shelves, there's no way in hell that any fan fiction deserves a sticky.

If we can make it big, Uttster will realize i AM a good writer...

I have to go write. BRB!

I'm good to...

Quote: ZapNorris

If we can make it big, Uttster will realize i AM a good writer...

I have to go write. BRB!

Why do you care what Uttster thinks? How do you know what he thinks is right? His opinion may be different to others. You just need to keep at it and make it last. I'll subscribe to make sure I see every chapter.

Greetings portal master… I am not eon. He is dead. I am… The author. It’s been 5 years since eon died, and the skylanders have new jobs.

*zap wakes up.*

Ugh… Hey, where’s everyone?

*hot dog calls*

oh hey dawg!
Hey zap. i haven’t seen you in 5 years bro..
Let’s meet up!
okay!


*one hour later..*

hey zap, my mom married night shift, and had this kid. He’s a jerk.
who?
funny bone.
Ohhhhhh.
well, two new elements have been discovered.
i heard.
Blackout sucks. he’s really emo.
I saw the new recruits… Man, echo is soooooo hot…. ahhh.
ooooh!
I want to go talk to her… Someday.
well, let’s order a pizza.
yeah, glumshanks has been reduced to a pizza hut delivery man.
ghost roaster’s the CEO!
Yeah.. And Whirlwind has a sister…
WHIRLWIND!? the creepy stalker!?
sadly yes.
so much has changed.
yeah… And i think to myself… What a wonderful world.

Let’s go get our pizza.

*They go to the pizza place, to see shroomboom protesting.*

SAVE THE SHROOMS! SAVE THE SHROOMS!!!

shroomboom, give up already…

yeah!


well have fun EATING MUSHROOMS, YOU ASSHOLES!


whatever.

*they get a pizza. they go home and eat it.*

now, let’s go ahead and relax...

I believe the correct term for Blackout would be goth . This is good so keep it up this time!

In the Amiibo commercial one make the kid get S4 gill grunt instead of any of the rare ones.

Quote: Sleepy0429

In the Amiibo commercial one make the kid get S4 gill grunt instead of any of the rare ones.

The amiibo commerical one is next.

Remember kids, Trust falling on your amiibo will not help you

Like the commercial make the get the the most common one instead of lets say S2 Bash.

AMIIBO!

okay, here’s lonk..

*LONK!*

here’s peach

*STOCKHOLM SYNDROME VICTIM!*

here’s Donkey Kong, this gon’ be bananas..?

*applause and laughter follows.*

*KONKEY DONG!*

*zap walks in*

what are those…?

i don’t think you’re ready.

Yeah, how did you feel when i took away your favorite princess?

i didn’t get in the trap team that day, so i was already upset..

it’s a cut thing.

THERE IS NO CUT!

go get your wallet and go get one!

*zap leaves to go get one. cut top him at game store. he picks up link.*

this is the one funny bone has..

*zap stares at mario.*

mario and peach… me and echo… oh **** it, i want the villager!

*zap buys mario and villager.*

*zap walks in, all sexy like.*

here’s a-mario!

*mario is level one. smash ensues.*

oh-a-no!


better not rip those overalls…

hey, that’s not fair! you have to train him!


*a training montage set to “eye of the tiger” ensues. zap plays smash all night. he trust falls on mario.*

AHHH! SON OF A *****!

*he walks in all sexy like.*

let’s a-go!


*mario and zap win the smash match.*

yeah!

*zap grabs echo and kisses her full on, on the lips.*

zap, that’s not in the script!

he’s right… but that was really good…. Hey, don’t you guys remember that whoever wins gets to 4th base with me? C’MON!

*zap wakes up*

AHH! that was the weirdest and greatest dream ever!

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: wreckingballbob

Quote: ZapNorris

If we can make it big, Uttster will realize i AM a good writer...

I have to go write. BRB!

Why do you care what Uttster thinks?

Every time i try to write a good TTL story he always comes and crashed the party. Time for him to suck a fat one!

I always crash the party? I'm the one that has been helping you with the last three you've made.
But every time this situation comes up with WBB, you always say something nasty.
Plus, I've never said that you aren't a good writer.

What story do you wanna see next?

The baby

The sleepover one that I think was based off of the chaotic RP that you closed. Is it going to be like the RP?

Quote: Sleepy0429

The baby

*spyro and cynder are on a date. Note- They are married.*

so, how’s the chicken?
very good. but, spyro, i’ve been thinking… we’ve gotten pretty friendly, right?
yeah.
now we’re married… Let’s take it to the next level..
Well, since you like the chicken, do you think you’d like my chicken? it’s at home, and it’s big.
i know EXACTLY what you mean… and YES!

*they rush home and lock the door. you know what happens next.*

*one month later…*

spyro… Come here!
yeah?
I’m….pregnant. One egg.
I’m a dad… I’M A DAD! WOO-HOO!

*another month goes by.*

thank you all for coming to the baby shower… We know know it’s a BOY!
*applause*
his name shall be spryton… Or spry for short. PRESENT TIEM!
*cynder opens a milk set for the baby.*
I’m assuming sunburn bought this. Sunburn, you perv.
You’re welcome!

*7 months later…*

SPYRO! HE’S COMING!
TO THE HOSPITAL!
*they reach the hospital.*
hold onto my hand...
*the egg is laid and hatches.*
Oh yeah!

Spry is born!

Man I missed these tales! I'm glad they're back! Keep up the good work!

I'm so proud of Spyro... *sob* *cries in joy*

Okay, which one of these 3 do you wanna see first?

The Hunt
The Sleepover
The New Guys

i'll write all 3 RIGHT NOW, but only one will be posted on the 24th!

Hmmmm... The Sleepover ^.^

Tied between The Hunt and The Sleepover

I have the hunt and the sleepover written, just not the new guys.

Man these stories are Great!
Can't wait to see the maleofor story!
Also can u check out my stories Skylanders while the waiting!

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Man these stories are Great!
Can't wait to see the maleofor story!
Also can u check out my stories Skylanders while the waiting!

yours are cool too!

I'll add a couple more stories to the upcoming page. Also, WE NEED MOAR VOTES! so far the sleepover is in the lead.

i vote the new guys

Sleepover!!!!

The New Guys.

So, a new story will be today ZapNorris?

*it’s 7:00 at night. Zap, Hot Dog, Whirlwind, Spotlight, Echo, High Five, Camo, Cobra Cadabra, and Blackout are in a circle.*

let’s start this off with truth or dare! Blackout, truth or dare!
Truth.
is there anybody you Like here?
yes…. but i’m not saying who. Echo, Truth or dare.
truth!
have you ever done anything really gross?
I once had to perform a concert at a strip club… It sucked. Whirlwind, truth or dare?
DARE!
I dare you to give zap a lapdance.
C’mon echo… are you sure?
i’ve never been so sure in my life.
get ready!

*cobra cadabra plays the instrumental to “talk dirty to me.” the dance is performed.*

Ugh…. That was horrible…
Zap, admit it, you had a boner. i could FEEL it, baby.
ummm… *blushes*
*sigh* Camo, truth or dare?
truth!
what is your sexuality?
well, as headcannoned by many internet people, i AM gay.
I never knew that….
High Five, Truth or dare.
dare.
i dare you to punch cobra cadabra in the face.
Okay!


*he does so!*


YOU LITTLE-
time for seven minutes in heaven!
who’s it gonna be…?
Blackout and…. Whirlwind!
somebody else for once!

*they go in to a closet.*

Oh wow… you seem kind of sad.
I can kill you in 8 different ways. Wanna find out how?
NOPE! let’s just sit here.
*seven minutes later…*

time’s up!
*blackout walks out, not amused. whirlwind walks out too.*

oh hey people.
I’m, like, tired.
*she passes out.*
I will grab the sharpies. I also want to find out if there really is a 4th ring.
wha?
legend says there are 4 rings on her- 2 in the wings, one in the tail, and one surrounding the genitals.
Seriously?
*he looks. there is a fourth ring.*
oh my god… there is one made to rule them all…. The golden spot..

End! we didn’t want this to be too crazy!

I think you might have to a little less direct on certain things instead of outright saying it. Other than that I found this pretty good! That kinda makes me sound scary.

New story coming feburary 1st... It's gonna be the runner up, the New Guys.

Quote: ZapNorris

New story coming feburary 1st... It's gonna be the runner up, the New Guys.

Okay, is it still happening?

Yes..

Seriously, skylandersspyro AND ZapNorris are Gnorc, why?

When are the new stories coming out? February 1st past a long time ago!

sorry, i was gnorced on the 1st.

new stories begin this afternoon, and go until tomorrow evening!

Ah that's why I wasn't recieving notifications of an update to this thread.... I was going to ask why nothing was happening! I thought you had quit or something.

But enough about that, I want to see some stories written

i need to think of ideas...

Funny, and cool.
I like it keep it up then I will subscribe.

Subscribed....
Idea: Make a skylander go to the Ice cream shop and buy kaos kake or kaos Ice Cream

Idea: Stop double posting and use the edit button Drobot!

Dude. There it was a 3 week difference so that is fine