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Not fair! I don't have any social media to advertise on.

Cool!

Hey, a new reader!

I'm going to change the game, since it can be a little unfair.
After another new reader comes in, I'll post 97.
If another, then details about Black Hawk: Origins!

I got Eruptor100 to read...

I don't know if i got anyone to read it. I just posted the thing on twitter

Ah, screw it.




“Boss didn’t say kill them! He just wanted Red dead!” said Spike. “They need to die!” yelled Shard. “No, they don’t! Well, didn’t. Since you KILLED MOST OF THEM!” yelled Spike back. He punched Shard in the face, twice. (For effect.) Shard pulled a knife, stabbed Spike in the chest, and threw him a couple feet. (Yes, feet. Not inches, even though that would be more scale.) A Riptide was spotted by the Terrafin and ended up with four throwing knifes all over his body. “We gotta do something!” yelled Red. “We can’t. He’s too strong.” said Torch. “He would be the perfect model for that super-soldier army Clayton wanted…” said Jaoke quietly. Flameslinger ditched the conversation and ran for Shard. “Triple shot, b-word!” he yelled. Shard caught two, and the other hit his chest. Instead of going in, it bounced right off. “Get out of my way! I have orders!” Shard roared towards the group. He ran towards Spike and picked him up by the neck. “I thought you were on my side.” he said. “Well, I’m kinda undecided about the whole ‘good or bad’ thing.” Spike said, feeling the pressure on his neck. “It’s not time to joke. Listen to your orders!” Shard said menacingly. “Marco didn’t give you the orders to kill everyone! Even though it sounds like him, he specifically said to keep them alive.” insisted Spike. “You idiot! Marco isn’t my boss! Solomon is!” yelled Shard. He punched Spike a couple times.

Flameslinger was on the ground, and injured. Kong and Red stood beside him. The others were tasked with gathering the survivors and keeping them alive. “Why would he do this?” Torch asked Brutus. “It’s the evil within. He’s feeling rage and anger, and decides to take out innocents. Something’s calling from inside of him. Telling him to do this. Almost like what happened with Dune Bug.” said Brutus. “Maybe that’s it. Maybe its Dune Bug controlling him.” said Torch. “Fishies!” yelled Countdown, sitting atop Brutus. He was right: three survivors – A Wham-Shell and two Punk-Shocks. Torch flew over. “Don’t worry. We’re here to help.” he said. The Wham-Shell was the only one with a weapon, which he readied. The Punk Shocks stood behind him. “Back off. I’ll strike.” the Wham-Shell said. “Mace, stand down. He’s passive.” said one of the Punk Shocks. “No. He’s dangerous. Just like the one that killed everyone else.” said Mace. “Sure, we’re dangerous. Quite deadly. But that doesn’t mean that we’re here to kill you. Red sent us out to gather everyone that’s still alive.” said Torch. The Punk Shocks stepped out from behind, and went to Brutus. Mace, however, decided to stay put, and swing at Torch. “I know you’re paranoid that we’re going to kill you. I get it. But you can’t attempt to hit me with a mace because you’re scared.” Mace swung again. And again. And yet again. “BACK OFF!” he bellowed. Torch backed off, and they all left.

Mace walked into his tent. Spike and Shard were in there. “They’re gone. Now why are we killing everyone?” he asked. “Because the most powerful Skylander to ever exist has demanded it. He’s Marco’s boss, so it overrules him.” said Shard. “I see. So how are we going to deal with the guys that are trying to thwart our little terrorist attack?” asked Mace. “We haven’t gotten that far. Solomon doesn’t want them dead. He’s still feeling bad for the time he killed most of their friends.” said Spike. “My friends too. More like family, actually. We’re close. Really close. It was hard doing this, though. After I ‘joined’ them when I worked for Bash, he was getting his orders from Flade. Now that they’re both dead, my master is whoever wields the sword. But over time, I’m getting lost between keeping my cover, and keeping my friendships with all of them.” said Shard. “Let’s get this little feel-fest over with, and hunt down the others. No survivors, right?” said Mace. “We’ve taken out enough. The group will be scared, Marco will be scared and the city will be scared. Basically, this has been a plan to scare every one. Create panic. A sense of insecurity. After this, we listen to what’s next. We keep radio silence, and make sure they can’t find us. He’s got our chips blocked, so we will be one hundred percent untraceable, unless we break radio silence.” said Shard. The three left their tent, and went through at the tunnel connecting to the now abandoned District Nine.

There were hardly any survivors of the attack. Other than our group, there was just two Punk Shocks, a Thumpback and a Riptide. “Vice and the police are on their way. You four are official citizens of Sewer Central.” said Red. The four looked slightly less than amused. Vice, Chief Rider and a couple of cops showed up. The police started collecting all of the bodies. “Where are they going to stay?” asked Flameslinger. “I got the four best rooms in a big hotel. They can stay there as long as they want.” answered Vice. “Surely there’s more survivors than this.” said Rider. “If there are, they won’t come out. Some of them might be scared, like the Wham-Shell Brutus and I encountered. He was too paranoid to come with us.” said Torch. “Okay. We’ll get that handled. For now, you guy head on home.” said Rider. “They can. I’m going to stay. Help you guys.” said Flameslinger. “Oh, that’s not really necessary. More squads are coming down here. I’m sure they can handle anything.” said Rider. Flameslinger agreed, and made way home with the others.

A couple of hours passed. Everything was cleaned up, and most of the cops left. Rider and a few others stayed. “Sir, do we have clearance to go through the tunnel?” asked an officer. “Just wait for me. I’ll be there in two minutes.” Rider said, making his way to the tunnel. As he approached, though, he saw three bodies, and a note. Resisting to pick it up, Rider could see that it said “SOLOMON”.



So Shard’s been bad all along, and he is property of the sword wielder. Too bad he can’t pick his own path in life…
Thanks for reading! Tell me what you think is going to happen next in the comments!

I totally knew all of this was gonna happen.

So.. Um since it will take me a while to read ALL the way from Chapter 4 to here i decided just read from chapter 97. Sure i wont understand a thing but still...

What happened to Dune Bug? Who is Red?

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So.. Um since it will take me a while to read ALL the way from Chapter 4 to here i decided just read from chapter 97. Sure i wont understand a thing but still...

What happened to Dune Bug? Who is Red?

If I answer both of those questions, then I'll have to explain a lot more. Especially with the Dune Bug part.
I honestly think that it's a lot easier for both of us if take your time and read. Sure, it'll take a long time, but there's been so much in the past ninety-three chapters.

There won't be a new chapter until the middle of the week, so you won't be flustered with comments.

There should be a cult for Solomon.

ALL GLORY TO THE BLADE

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There should be a cult for Solomon.

ALL GLORY TO THE BLADE

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A little update on 100:

It just reached 3,500 words, and is in the middle of it's sixth Microsoft Word page. It's shaping up to be awesome, I can't wait for you guys to read it!

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So, what does the Cult of Solomon do?

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Oh my god what kind of hell did I just unleash.

Uttster, what is the maximum length of a post?

I'm not sure. I'm guessing around 20,000 characters.

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I'm not sure. I'm guessing around 20,000 characters.

Oh my god your signature.

I'll test the limit once I get back home on my iPad.

My secret is safe.

8192 is the character limit.

wut...?

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8192 is the character limit.

Wow. I didn't expect that low...
I'm going to need a lot of posts for 100...

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Quote: 84skylanderdude

8192 is the character limit.

Wow. I didn't expect that low...
I'm going to need a lot of posts for 100...

You should tell everyone what time you're going to post it so no one comments in between posts.

That's what I plan on doing.
We're almost at 6,000 words! I just need to divide it up by characters, though.

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That's what I plan on doing.
We're almost at 6,000 words! I just need to divide it up by characters, though.

Can Microsoft Word even do character counts?

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Quote: uttster13

That's what I plan on doing.
We're almost at 6,000 words! I just need to divide it up by characters, though.

Can Microsoft Word even do character counts?

I don't think so. I'm just going to divide it into six parts, as it is six times the normal chapter.
I finally finished it, though! Took me five hours!

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Quote: uttster13

That's what I plan on doing.
We're almost at 6,000 words! I just need to divide it up by characters, though.

Can Microsoft Word even do character counts?

I don't think so. I'm just going to divide it into six parts, as it is six times the normal chapter.
I finally finished it, though! Took me five hours!

Awesome! I hope there is much awesomesauce in it.

There certainly is!

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There certainly is!

Reveal Spoiler

There's a spoiler below...

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I use "ALL GLORY TO THE BLADE!"

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Everyone dies.

I figured as much.

I've been away for almost half a week, and I come back to, what, at least 4 more chapters? I also had 139 subscriptions, and more than half were from this alone! Also...

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I've been away for almost half a week, and I come back to, what, at least 4 more chapters? I also had 139 subscriptions, and more than half were from this alone! Also...

Reveal Spoiler

ALL THE GLORY TO THE BLADE

That's what you get for being away for half a week.

ALL GLORY TO THE BLADE

Damn, your 1 year anniversary in a couple days and you'll have 100 chapters. My story's one year anniversary is in a couple months and I only have 15 chapters.

My story is nonexistent, and I only have 0 chapters!

I found Countdown:


The look on his face just looks so right.

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Damn, your 1 year anniversary in a couple days and you'll have 100 chapters. My story's one year anniversary is in a couple months and I only have 15 chapters.

Well...I honestly don't know what I was going to say here... [INSERT THUMBS UP]
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My story is nonexistent, and I only have 0 chapters!

Yours is my favorite!
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I found Countdown:


The look on his face just looks so right.

Sheer perfection. [THUMBS UP]

lol my story lasted 7 chapters

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lol my story lasted 7 chapters

I totally forgot you used to have a story!
It wasn't half bad...

I'm probably going to seem a little cocky or desperate for posts, but I think that as we build up to the biggest chapter ever, we should up the game by making the number of posts to receive a new chapter go up.

Hence, it's going to take ten (TEN!) posts from four different people to get chapter 98. This is just to hopefully we can ration out the time in which a chapter is posted until the big one-double-zero.

And if a new reader randomly spawns, then it will only take eight. If a second (both of which are unlikely) enters, then six. Just keep taking off two posts for every reader that will most likely not show up for this party.

Thanks!

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I'm probably going to seem a little cocky or desperate for posts, but I think that as we build up to the biggest chapter ever, we should up the game by making the number of posts to receive a new chapter go up.

Hence, it's going to take ten (TEN!) posts from four different people to get chapter 98. This is just to hopefully we can ration out the time in which a chapter is posted until the big one-double-zero.

And if a new reader randomly spawns, then it will only take eight. If a second (both of which are unlikely) enters, then six. Just keep taking off two posts for every reader that will most likely not show up for this party.

Thanks!

Four people have to post ten each, or ten total from four people? This counts as one btw.

^ Oh, just ten total from four different people.

#minenevercount
#bringinghashtagstoshelves
#hashtag

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^ Oh, just ten total from four different people.

#minenevercount
#bringinghashtagstoshelves
#hashtag

Then shouldn't it be a multiple of four? #STOPSHELVESFROMBEINGCORRUPTEDBYHASHTAGS

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^ Oh, just ten total from four different people.

#minenevercount
#bringinghashtagstoshelves
#hashtag

Then shouldn't it be a multiple of four? #STOPSHELVESFROMBEINGCORRUPTEDBYHASHTAGS

#DOYOUWANTTOMAKEITSIXTEENORFORTYORFOURTHOUSAND?

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^ Oh, just ten total from four different people.

#minenevercount
#bringinghashtagstoshelves
#hashtag

Then shouldn't it be a multiple of four? #STOPSHELVESFROMBEINGCORRUPTEDBYHASHTAGS

#DOYOUWANTTOMAKEITSIXTEENORFORTYORFOURTHOUSAND?

Four million.

Jk. 12 or 16.

We'll see. Too bad only one of these count as of now.

YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS?

-What?!

LET'S MAKE IT TWELVE POSTS!

-Yay.

Three posts per person! I've done my three.

Good boy!

Who wants a biscuit?

That sounds good right now.

Oh Eon, my mouth is watering from thinking about biscuits.

I think I have a problem...

First post 'o' mine.

pls no hashtags r 4 nubs

Sup..

Be right back, off to make 20 alts!