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Snake Eyes Yellow Sparx Gems: 1730
#1 Posted: 02:39:43 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison?

A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE


ha

HA
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5779
#2 Posted: 02:41:09 18/01/2015
I.. I don't get it. I only understand sorta the first part, but I cannot work out the rest. D: :/
Snake Eyes Yellow Sparx Gems: 1730
#3 Posted: 02:44:20 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: whirlwind fan
I.. I don't get it. I only understand sorta the first part, but I cannot work out the rest. D: :/



A psychic, also known as a medium, escaped from prison, which would then make him at large.. and he's a midget, so he's small. Small, medium, large. It's funny. Just laugh.

or else
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#4 Posted: 02:45:49 18/01/2015
xxxxxxxdddd!!!11
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5779
#5 Posted: 02:51:13 18/01/2015
Quote: Snake Eyes
Quote: whirlwind fan
I.. I don't get it. I only understand sorta the first part, but I cannot work out the rest. D: :/



A psychic, also known as a medium, escaped from prison, which would then make him at large.. and he's a midget, so he's small. Small, medium, large. It's funny. Just laugh.

or else



I...I still don't get it. I sorta see where you're coming from though.

I will just laugh for the sake of laughing! Huh? xD

Peace to all, Cheers.
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#6 Posted: 02:54:29 18/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Peace to all, Cheers.


Is that like your new catch phrase?
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whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5779
#7 Posted: 02:59:08 18/01/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: whirlwind fan
Peace to all, Cheers.


Is that like your new catch phrase?



If you can suppose so.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#8 Posted: 03:01:32 18/01/2015
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: whirlwind fan
Peace to all, Cheers.


Is that like your new catch phrase?



If you can suppose so.



I've noticed it aswell.. I like it *wink wink wink wink wink*
Snake Eyes Yellow Sparx Gems: 1730
#9 Posted: 03:03:28 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: whirlwind fan
Quote: AvatariDragon


Is that like your new catch phrase?



If you can suppose so.



I've noticed it as well.. I like it *wink wink wink wink wink*



I also like it. Also ^ as well is two words. Fixed it for ya, mate
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5779
#10 Posted: 03:06:42 18/01/2015
Quote: Snake Eyes
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: whirlwind fan



If you can suppose so.



I've noticed it as well.. I like it *wink wink wink wink wink*



I also like it. Also ^ as well is two words. Fixed it for ya, mate


Why thank you. You're very rewarding and uplifted, ahem. Both of you. Cheers to all of you.

Because I don't plan to use it after every post like a obsession and be infatuated with the phrase, it may seem a bit to up beating for some users.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:07:50 18/01/2015 by whirlwind fan
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 03:28:11 18/01/2015
What's an alternate way for fish to give birth?


A Sea section.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#12 Posted: 16:48:24 18/01/2015
wat did teh gurl wit bad grayds say?

wtf wai do i hav bad grayds?
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#13 Posted: 16:59:42 18/01/2015
Why did the silly boy throw a clock out of the window?

I don't know, why?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8733
#14 Posted: 17:00:08 18/01/2015
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Get it?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#15 Posted: 17:48:22 18/01/2015
what's green and barks?

a green dog
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#16 Posted: 18:12:23 18/01/2015
how many monkeys does it take to create a chain of monkeys??


i don't know
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Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#17 Posted: 18:29:25 18/01/2015
Quote: Snake Eyes
What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison?

A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE


ha

HA



Ness who escaped from prison
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#18 Posted: 19:10:39 18/01/2015
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3593
#19 Posted: 20:27:30 18/01/2015
this topic sucks
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My life is complete.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2637
#20 Posted: 20:28:35 18/01/2015
So a teacher comes in to school and does attendance. 3 students are missing. One of them walks in late. "Sorry, I was kicking pebbles" then the 2nd one walks in. "Sorry I was late, I was stomping on pebbles." Then the 3rd one walks in. "Sorry, I was throwing pebbles in the lake" then a new kid walks in, and the teacher asks, "Who are you?" The boy responds "My name is Pebbles"
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now its time to get funky
Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446
#21 Posted: 20:42:25 18/01/2015
So a teacher came in to maniac school on the international rubber ducky day, there are 4 people missing in her class, one walks in and says "I was using the bathroom", he takes a seat. The next boy says " I was unclogging the toilet with this plunger", he takes a seat. The third boy said "I was spray painting the bathroom then I shoved toilet paper down the mouth", he takes a seat. The fourth boy comes in, " let me guess, bathroom?" Said the teacher and the boy answered. "My name is bathroom! Where are the other?". The others had stolen their seats. World war 3 happened, Godzilla destroyed the sun, baby Groot did a little dance and rubber ducks destroyed the planet.

The End
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Stick em up!
Credit to big green
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6683
#22 Posted: 20:52:31 18/01/2015
What's the best movie ever?
Avatar: The Last Airbender

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HELP NOT LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKE XDXDXDXD!!!11q11!!!
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Gay 4 GARcher
Snake Eyes Yellow Sparx Gems: 1730
#23 Posted: 21:00:18 18/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam.



Made my day
breakfastpugbam Blue Sparx Gems: 973
#24 Posted: 22:56:35 19/01/2015
what ya call a pile of cats-------a meowntain
why does snoopdogg carry an umbrella--------fodrizzle
evr hear the expresion ''beavers are like pigs'' -----------NO cuz their not
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You can't compete with all that puginess.
All the pugginess was had that day.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#25 Posted: 02:49:00 20/01/2015
What is purple, amazing, blocks stuff out, can be made into juice, and is in the ocean?
The Grape Barrier reef
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#26 Posted: 02:51:25 20/01/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
So a teacher came in to maniac school on the international rubber ducky day, there are 4 people missing in her class, one walks in and says "I was using the bathroom", he takes a seat. The next boy says " I was unclogging the toilet with this plunger", he takes a seat. The third boy said "I was spray painting the bathroom then I shoved toilet paper down the mouth", he takes a seat. The fourth boy comes in, " let me guess, bathroom?" Said the teacher and the boy answered. "My name is bathroom! Where are the other?". The others had stolen their seats. World war 3 happened, Godzilla destroyed the sun, baby Groot did a little dance and rubber ducks destroyed the planet.

The End



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derpyhooves Platinum Sparx Gems: 5724
#27 Posted: 04:05:41 20/01/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
So a teacher came in to maniac school on the international rubber ducky day, there are 4 people missing in her class, one walks in and says "I was using the bathroom", he takes a seat. The next boy says " I was unclogging the toilet with this plunger", he takes a seat. The third boy said "I was spray painting the bathroom then I shoved toilet paper down the mouth", he takes a seat. The fourth boy comes in, " let me guess, bathroom?" Said the teacher and the boy answered. "My name is bathroom! Where are the other?". The others had stolen their seats. World war 3 happened, Godzilla destroyed the sun, baby Groot did a little dance and rubber ducks destroyed the planet.

The End



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BEST JOKE HERE
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#28 Posted: 04:07:58 20/01/2015
Quote: breakfastpugbam
what ya call a pile of cats-------a meowntain
why does snoopdogg carry an umbrella--------fodrizzle
evr hear the expresion ''beavers are like pigs'' -----------NO cuz their not



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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#29 Posted: 16:05:16 21/01/2015
My life ;-;
Ninpire Gold Sparx Gems: 2951
#30 Posted: 17:06:17 21/01/2015
Quote: MagicFizz
this topic sucks

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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#31 Posted: 17:11:56 21/01/2015
Quote: Ninpire
Quote: MagicFizz
this topic sucks

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(OOOHHH- M8 SHOTS FIRED-*shot*)
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"Moo".
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6085
#32 Posted: 18:33:38 21/01/2015
You wanna know a really great joke?

Your face.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#33 Posted: 18:35:43 21/01/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
You wanna know a really great joke?

Your face.



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