Does the things a particle can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Particle man.
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#1 Posted: 05:39:08 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 05:41:30 11/01/2015
Triangle man
Triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight Triangle wins |
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#3 Posted: 05:43:08 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows. Particle Man.
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#4 Posted: 05:50:11 11/01/2015
Universe man
Universe man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man |
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#5 Posted: 06:34:57 11/01/2015
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand When they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, Universe man
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Dark element is best element. |
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#6 Posted: 06:36:52 11/01/2015
Words that rhyme, words that rhyme
and even more words that rhyme now we put inflection on different parts of the sentence And then we go back to the regular inflections from the start watch out, here comes the name of the main character
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace. |
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#7 Posted: 02:51:09 12/01/2015
Person man, Person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man Is he depressed, or is he a mess Does he feel totally worthless Who came up with Person man, degraded man Person man
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animal |
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#8 Posted: 03:01:08 12/01/2015
smelly cat, smelly cat
what are they feeding you?? |
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#9 Posted: 03:07:18 12/01/2015
I don't understand this so
Spider pig, spider pig Does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web? no he can't because he's a pig
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#10 Posted: 03:15:54 12/01/2015
Particle man is a lie
He thrives in your dreams It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
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#CynderIsAFireDragon |
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#11 Posted: 03:28:07 12/01/2015
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
Can we make that a unit of measurement? One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. Example: You ask me for a Hamburger. 1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. 2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. 3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. 4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe. 5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. 6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands. |
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#12 Posted: 03:29:54 12/01/2015
For those who don't understand
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animal |
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#13 Posted: 03:31:25 12/01/2015
Quote: ExcitonKnight
You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. |
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#14 Posted: 04:39:39 12/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
start watching they might be giants. now.
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#15 Posted: 05:03:27 12/01/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. |
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#16 Posted: 23:11:45 12/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
i'd wonder who made that hamburger in the photo.
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