come and post your short stories
merry Christmas
it's not christmas anymore
Boomer blows the box open
I am nice
pls r8
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > skilander short storys
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#1 Posted: 20:46:34 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 20:47:50 11/01/2015
0/10
Pond11 > You
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#3 Posted: 20:48:27 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: awesomerockets
pls call him he was teaching me but then he left with the box |
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#4 Posted: 20:49:47 11/01/2015
5/10 too much water
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#5 Posted: 20:51:26 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
meh b if you make it more chill????? will tits be into????? |
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#6 Posted: 20:56:51 11/01/2015
and : Rock Paper Scissors!
Ha! Paper Covers Rock! But I'm doing scissors! No you are not! I really need some fingers....
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#7 Posted: 20:58:11 11/01/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
That genuinely made me laugh |
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#8 Posted: 20:59:46 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Eruptor100
Is funny must ban |
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#9 Posted: 21:03:25 11/01/2015
Quote: Eruptor100
-high fives- That was awesome!
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
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#10 Posted: 21:06:25 11/01/2015
Quote: Cynderfan507
wao ur so guud at riting stories u shuld b an riter. |
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#11 Posted: 21:13:52 11/01/2015
welcome to hot dogs restaurant! What would you like?
I will have a hot dog! yeah! " Faints!" Erm.. In that case we will get a Pizza! " Faints" aw come on! I can't get a decent meal! You want some garbage???? Now where talking!
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#12 Posted: 21:16:58 11/01/2015
*is making monkey noises*
shut up *crais* :shieldshredder: *in lisp voice* stop crying monkey skylander |
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#13 Posted: 21:18:05 11/01/2015
Keep da skilanders in da skilanders section!!!!!11!!!!!!!1
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#14 Posted: 21:20:06 11/01/2015
luv me
k The end. Quote: Hot Dog 542
Sadly, there are no villain emojis other than the doom raiders |
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#15 Posted: 21:23:03 11/01/2015
used growl
foe 's attack fell |
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#16 Posted: 21:27:56 11/01/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
Perhaps but we have ENTIRE GLIROUS TOPIK FOR SUPERIOR SKILANDERS MASTUR RACE |
Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#17 Posted: 21:42:30 11/01/2015
I'm hungry.
you want some mushrooms bro? Sure bro! Here u go! *slingshots mushroom at * Ow! **** u! *shoots with bazooka* NOOOO! *dies* geez and I thought I needed to work on my temper issues |
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#18 Posted: 21:43:57 11/01/2015
let's eat a hot dog!
Yay! nooo! "Puts on a barbeque" yum! HAULT! You can't eat that hot dog... I am Saved! Without any Mustard! Yay! Yay! facepalm
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#19 Posted: 21:59:28 11/01/2015
Watch me defeat Chef Pepper Jack in one hit, Tuff Luck!
Watch me defeat Snap Shot it one hit, Dreamcatcher! - and rush into battle with one another and knock each other out in one hit- Apparently they're like that everywhere…
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
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#20 Posted: 22:09:29 11/01/2015
kaos u so gay
*crais* imma tell my mom - - - hey scratch yeah if you're a cat, and a girl, you're a cat times two y pussy u wanna screw m8 im harder den a hardrive bby *they screw* 1 month later drobot i is have baby ill go let spyro kno y we is has a new mini on da way - - - gimme all u moneys no, give me all u moneys guy buying stuff at gamestop: screw this, i'm going to ebay hot buttered toast i want tits me want soda by soda, he means tit milk - - - hey you're pretty hot-light go away I NEED WEED TO TRULY BE HIGH FIVE *laughing and applause ensue* - - - Activision dood: nao, our number one most fan requested thing 4 skoilandaz 5 *fans who want online are all hype* Activision dood: the thing we almost forgot... *fans who want online are all hype* Activision dood: moar gillgrunt! *fans who want online die* - - - MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE Starring terry fin, craig slist, and monkey hey i got a monkey you're driving me bananas, terry wanna make out how did u kno i wuz gay i'm talking to monkey, dumbass yes wanna screw afterwards shark monkey hybrids await! - - - cynder wut tits. NAO yay tittie time - - - ....i'm the only dragons who wears clothes. *camo pantses blades* OH GOD MY DONG IS EXPAND if you excuse me i need melons 2 B ****INOOD |
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#21 Posted: 23:07:02 11/01/2015
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#22 Posted: 23:16:50 11/01/2015
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419 |
#23 Posted: 23:18:21 11/01/2015
Haven't any of you ever questioned your own life? Look at us. It's plain to see we're merely mundane tools, simply playthings used by God to amuse Him. Our existence is unfounded by any rational or emotional standard. The very world we live in is some sort of dismal illusion used to beguile us into thinking that we have some substantial quality, only to hide the truth that we are just puppets, following some grand scheme that has no purpose but to ridicule us, ridicule the absurdly harlequin excuse for a life that we have. And you all just enjoy it? No. Not me. My eye has seen the man behind the curtain, and he is still laughing, for although we have discovered him, there is nothing we can do to stop him. But we can stop ourselves.
-presses .44 Magnum to giant eye and pulls the trigger- The End. |
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#24 Posted: 23:30:08 11/01/2015
Quote: Metallo
but i love eye brawl.... |
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#25 Posted: 23:44:59 11/01/2015
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
omg leik da best stori arounddddd :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
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#26 Posted: 23:57:57 11/01/2015
what do you call a gay eruptor?!?
I dunno Popfizz, what do u call a gay eruptor???? queeruptor!!!! Haw haw! I heard that, you piece of ****! oh snap |
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#27 Posted: 00:01:02 12/01/2015
im spyro k
no i am u bich fuc he found me wut the hell is goin on |
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#28 Posted: 00:06:15 12/01/2015
: The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
: Huh? |
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#29 Posted: 00:50:36 12/01/2015
lol my naem is XxX_360_noscoper_xXx lel giv me all ur fedoras ((((:
no thnx oH oKK. sample text. Quote: Mrmorrises
Best, story, ever. Quote: epicLLOYD
u wot m8?????? |
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#30 Posted: 00:56:43 12/01/2015
hey my code is CM.... add a u.
here's a wii u! I NEED MELONS |
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#31 Posted: 02:02:48 12/01/2015 | Topic Creator
GUYISE KEEP IT UP 1/1 TO ALL PF YOU
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#32 Posted: 03:07:16 12/01/2015
heyyyyyyy
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#33 Posted: 03:22:08 12/01/2015
gimme your lunch money
no *punches* waaaaa whats goin on here aw ***
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now its time to get funky |
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#34 Posted: 04:18:10 12/01/2015
Hey wind-up I heard an user on Darkspyro has a similiar name to you
>-< Bruh I AM HIM!
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Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027 |
#35 Posted: 04:38:02 12/01/2015
* and are on date*
Hello sir and madam did u know that I can READ MINDS!!!! o rly now? i believe him i don't alright mister, tell me what I'm thinking about rite now. ur thinking about how much you want to **** Flashwing you're absolutely right! He is?!?! *shoots * I was just kidding!!!! *dies* |
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#36 Posted: 05:30:53 12/01/2015
I have $wag
I have COD Many swag points did i doo it rite?
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#37 Posted: 06:07:32 12/01/2015
im so edgy
stop that you arent even fun to be around with anymore you dont tell me what to do |
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#38 Posted: 12:31:53 12/01/2015
is 5
i worship stump smash every night i thank him for bringing life my dad sees me and prays too but the neighbor sees too they com and beet us up they macho i crai everytim stump smash is holy, stump smash is great stump smash sees me i bend over his cream is all over me i magically have kid stump smash walks out my window oh wait i dont have one stump smash is holy, stump smash is great |
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#39 Posted: 12:32:15 12/01/2015
i mean whipped cream btw
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