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CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#1 Posted: 20:46:34 11/01/2015 \| Topic Creator come and post your short stories merry Christmas it's not christmas anymore Boomer blows the box open I am nice pls r8

awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4136	#2 Posted: 20:47:50 11/01/2015 0/10 Pond11 > You --- go to my guestbook now and sign a petition to get Freddie benson into smash

CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#3 Posted: 20:48:27 11/01/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: awesomerockets 0/10 Pond11 > You pls call him he was teaching me but then he left with the box

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8733	#4 Posted: 20:49:47 11/01/2015 5/10 too much water --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#5 Posted: 20:51:26 11/01/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Cynderfan507 i leik big tits my tits r small i'll **** u anyways k meh b if you make it more chill????? will tits be into?????

Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446	#6 Posted: 20:56:51 11/01/2015 and : Rock Paper Scissors! Ha! Paper Covers Rock! But I'm doing scissors! No you are not! I really need some fingers.... --- Stick em up! Credit to big green

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666	#7 Posted: 20:58:11 11/01/2015 Quote: Eruptor100 and : Rock Paper Scissors! Ha! Paper Covers Rock! But I'm doing scissors! No you are not! I really need some fingers.... That genuinely made me laugh

CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#8 Posted: 20:59:46 11/01/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Eruptor100 and : Rock Paper Scissors! Ha! Paper Covers Rock! But I'm doing scissors! No you are not! I really need some fingers.... Is funny must ban

StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5569	#9 Posted: 21:03:25 11/01/2015 Quote: Eruptor100 and : Rock Paper Scissors! Ha! Paper Covers Rock! But I'm doing scissors! No you are not! I really need some fingers.... -high fives- That was awesome! --- "sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666	#10 Posted: 21:06:25 11/01/2015 Quote: Cynderfan507 i dun leik skylands so im gonna destroy it no evul spyro i will not let u i also dun leik ur small tits kills chill dead at the core of light im gonna destroy this so skylands will b doomed I CAME IN LEIK WREEEEECCCKING BAAAAALLLL kills dark spyro dead the end wao ur so guud at riting stories u shuld b an riter.

Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446	#11 Posted: 21:13:52 11/01/2015 welcome to hot dogs restaurant! What would you like? I will have a hot dog! yeah! " Faints!" Erm.. In that case we will get a Pizza! " Faints" aw come on! I can't get a decent meal! You want some garbage???? Now where talking! --- Stick em up! Credit to big green

Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872	#12 Posted: 21:16:58 11/01/2015 is making monkey noises shut up crais :shieldshredder: in lisp voice stop crying monkey skylander --- Quote: Bimle Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?

Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7896	#13 Posted: 21:18:05 11/01/2015 Keep da skilanders in da skilanders section!!!!!11!!!!!!!1

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666	#14 Posted: 21:20:06 11/01/2015 luv me k The end. Quote: Hot Dog 542 is making monkey noises shut up crais :shieldshredder: in lisp voice stop crying monkey skylander Sadly, there are no villain emojis other than the doom raiders

Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872	#15 Posted: 21:23:03 11/01/2015 used growl foe 's attack fell --- Quote: Bimle Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?

CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#16 Posted: 21:27:56 11/01/2015 \| Topic Creator Quote: Cynderfan507 Quote: Ice Dragoness Keep da skilanders in da skilanders section!!!!!11!!!!!!!1 but there is no skilanders section, just a skylanders section Perhaps but we have ENTIRE GLIROUS TOPIK FOR SUPERIOR SKILANDERS MASTUR RACE

Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027	#17 Posted: 21:42:30 11/01/2015 I'm hungry. you want some mushrooms bro? Sure bro! Here u go! slingshots mushroom at Ow! **** u! shoots with bazooka NOOOO! dies geez and I thought I needed to work on my temper issues
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Eruptor100 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1446	#18 Posted: 21:43:57 11/01/2015 let's eat a hot dog! Yay! nooo! "Puts on a barbeque" yum! HAULT! You can't eat that hot dog... I am Saved! Without any Mustard! Yay! Yay! facepalm --- Stick em up! Credit to big green

StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5569	#19 Posted: 21:59:28 11/01/2015 Watch me defeat Chef Pepper Jack in one hit, Tuff Luck! Watch me defeat Snap Shot it one hit, Dreamcatcher! - and rush into battle with one another and knock each other out in one hit- Apparently they're like that everywhere… --- "sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109

#20 Posted: 22:09:29 11/01/2015

kaos u so gay

*crais* imma tell my mom

- - -

hey scratch

yeah

if you're a cat, and a girl, you're a cat times two

pussy

u wanna screw m8

im harder den a hardrive bby
*they screw*

1 month later

drobot i is have baby

ill go let spyro kno

we is has a new mini on da way

- - -

gimme all u moneys

no, give me all u moneys
guy buying stuff at gamestop: screw this, i'm going to ebay

hot buttered toast i want tits

me want soda

by soda, he means tit milk

- - -

hey

you're pretty hot-light

go away

I NEED WEED TO TRULY BE HIGH FIVE
*laughing and applause ensue*

- - -

Activision dood: nao, our number one most fan requested thing 4 skoilandaz 5
*fans who want online are all hype*
Activision dood: the thing we almost forgot...
*fans who want online are all hype*
Activision dood: moar gillgrunt!
*fans who want online die*

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MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE
Starring terry fin, craig slist, and monkey

hey i got a monkey

you're driving me bananas, terry

wanna make out

how did u kno i wuz gay

i'm talking to monkey, dumbass

yes wanna screw afterwards

shark monkey hybrids await!

- - -

cynder

wut

tits. NAO

yay tittie time

- - -

....i'm the only dragons who wears clothes.
*camo pantses blades*

OH GOD MY DONG IS EXPAND

if you excuse me i need melons

2 B ****INOOD

spyrothe111 Ripto Gems: 3702	#21 Posted: 23:07:02 11/01/2015 : Aw crap... : wat : I'M NOT THE SHROOMBINATI!!! : ...potatoes?
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511	#22 Posted: 23:16:50 11/01/2015 Quote: Cynderfan507 im gay i am 2 wana make out yus teh end 8/8 m8 it was gr8 no h8

Metallo Platinum Sparx

Gems: 6419

#23 Posted: 23:18:21 11/01/2015

Haven't any of you ever questioned your own life? Look at us. It's plain to see we're merely mundane tools, simply playthings used by God to amuse Him. Our existence is unfounded by any rational or emotional standard. The very world we live in is some sort of dismal illusion used to beguile us into thinking that we have some substantial quality, only to hide the truth that we are just puppets, following some grand scheme that has no purpose but to ridicule us, ridicule the absurdly harlequin excuse for a life that we have. And you all just enjoy it? No. Not me. My eye has seen the man behind the curtain, and he is still laughing, for although we have discovered him, there is nothing we can do to stop him. But we can stop ourselves.

-presses .44 Magnum to giant eye and pulls the trigger-

The End.

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109

#24 Posted: 23:30:08 11/01/2015

Quote: Metallo

Haven't any of you ever questioned your own life? Look at us. It's plain to see we're merely mundane tools, simply playthings used by God to amuse Him. Our existence is unfounded by any rational or emotional standard. The very world we live in is some sort of dismal illusion used to beguile us into thinking that we have some substantial quality, only to hide the truth that we are just puppets, following some grand scheme that has no purpose but to ridicule us, ridicule the absurdly harlequin excuse for a life that we have. And you all just enjoy it? No. Not me. My eye has seen the man behind the curtain, and he is still laughing, for although we have discovered him, there is nothing we can do to stop him. But we can stop ourselves.

-presses .44 Magnum to giant eye and pulls the trigger-

The End.

but i love eye brawl....

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666

#25 Posted: 23:44:59 11/01/2015

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

ok guys dont hat me butt pls DONT POST SKILANNDIR STORRIES IN TE STUFF AN NOCENSE SECTIOON OK!?!?!!!! >:((((((((((((( im srry guys dont hat me but wanna b friends?????? ok mod can u close this or move et to te skylinderk board pls ok

but first here's my storry pls r8 and liek ok ok

:nspyro: hi im spyro skylander
:cnyder( spyro i love u n pls marry me n have my babbbies pls
:trigger happy: noo cydner thts not spryo thts DRAK SPYRO!!!!!!!!!
:cnyder: o no we must defeat drak spryo n save the wrld but first lets find sprax the drgnfly and ignitus they will helps us
:trigger happy: no cnyder this is skilander wrld ther is no ignites he is ded
:cyndre: *gaspss* O NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 be continue pls liek this ok ok (((:

omg leik da best stori arounddddd :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027	#26 Posted: 23:57:57 11/01/2015 what do you call a gay eruptor?!? I dunno Popfizz, what do u call a gay eruptor???? queeruptor!!!! Haw haw! I heard that, you piece of ****! oh snap

epicLLOYD Yellow Sparx Gems: 1893	#27 Posted: 00:01:02 12/01/2015 im spyro k no i am u bich fuc he found me wut the hell is goin on

spyrothe111 Ripto Gems: 3702	#28 Posted: 00:06:15 12/01/2015 : The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. : Huh?

Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511

#29 Posted: 00:50:36 12/01/2015

lol my naem is XxX_360_noscoper_xXx lel giv me all ur fedoras ((((:

no thnx

oH oKK.

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Quote: Mrmorrises

what do you call a gay eruptor?!?
I dunno Popfizz, what do u call a gay eruptor????
queeruptor!!!! Haw haw!
I heard that, you piece of ****!
oh snap

Best, story, ever.

Quote: epicLLOYD

im spyro k
no i am u bich
fuc he found me
wut the hell is goin on

u wot m8??????

ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109	#30 Posted: 00:56:43 12/01/2015 hey my code is CM.... add a u. here's a wii u! I NEED MELONS

CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610	#31 Posted: 02:02:48 12/01/2015 \| Topic Creator GUYISE KEEP IT UP 1/1 TO ALL PF YOU

Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872	#32 Posted: 03:07:16 12/01/2015 heyyyyyyy --- Quote: Bimle Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?

xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2637	#33 Posted: 03:22:08 12/01/2015 gimme your lunch money no punches waaaaa whats goin on here aw *** --- now its time to get funky

Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217	#34 Posted: 04:18:10 12/01/2015 Hey wind-up I heard an user on Darkspyro has a similiar name to you >-< Bruh I AM HIM! --- Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess

Mrmorrises Platinum Sparx Gems: 7027	#35 Posted: 04:38:02 12/01/2015 * and are on date* Hello sir and madam did u know that I can READ MINDS!!!! o rly now? i believe him i don't alright mister, tell me what I'm thinking about rite now. ur thinking about how much you want to **** Flashwing you're absolutely right! He is?!?! shoots I was just kidding!!!! dies

SackBoy01 Gold Sparx Gems: 2327	#36 Posted: 05:30:53 12/01/2015 I have $wag I have COD Many swag points did i doo it rite? --- ded

LunarDistortion Ripto Gems: 3606	#37 Posted: 06:07:32 12/01/2015 im so edgy stop that you arent even fun to be around with anymore you dont tell me what to do

Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054

#38 Posted: 12:31:53 12/01/2015

is 5

i worship stump smash every night

i thank him for bringing life

my dad sees me and prays too

but the neighbor sees too

they com and beet us up

they macho

i crai everytim

stump smash is holy, stump smash is great

stump smash sees me

i bend over

his cream is all over me

i magically have kid

stump smash walks out my window

oh wait i dont have one

stump smash is holy, stump smash is great

Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054	#39 Posted: 12:32:15 12/01/2015 i mean whipped cream btw

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