Chapter 2 Stopping Spyro
Ugh... I hate guys so much!
At least you're not dead
Well, I could have been... I almost die every day with helping people and having stupid idiots nearby I hate being a Skylander
What are you saying?
That I wish... I was never a Skylander
(Afterwards)
What the?
Come on Spyro we have to go stop Ripto and Gnasty Gnorc!
Aren't they both dead?
Nope!
Ah, Spyro we have your precious friend!
Moneybags!
I don't care about him he always made me pay too much gems
Okay, I guess he will burn in lava
Wait... NO SPYRO! (He falls in lava)
I'll take you down once again Ripto!
(Meanwhile)
Eon: Looks like my time is almost up and the darkness is here...
You can't give up now!
Eon: What else can I do? My secret Skylanders project hasn't got enough members
But Kaos rules Skylands and he needs to be stopped!
Eon: There just isn't enough of you and it looks like I'm about to pass away...
What shall we do after your passing?
Eon: Fight Kaos with all your might and hope you can win
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#551 Posted: 18:54:26 02/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#552 Posted: 20:34:28 02/05/2014
Did Ninjini grant his wish ?
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#553 Posted: 20:35:26 02/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#554 Posted: 10:35:56 03/05/2014
Scarlet Ninjini, Ninjini, Dune Bug or Grill Master Chop Chop granted his wish
Or its a flashbacky thing Or its a minion from despicable me fooling us all
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#555 Posted: 12:11:02 03/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
I cannot tell you yet.
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#556 Posted: 18:15:26 03/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Reunite
Haha Spyro you may have one this round but I will hatch my new plan with my new partner! I just defeated Gnasty Gnorc I can defeat you and you new partner easy! We'll see... Ripto is going to a place called Skylands Skylands... Skylands.... What happened to Skylands without me? We better get there and quick! All right Sparx... (Meanwhile) Ripto is you betray me I'll kill you I understand that Kaos I am the rightful ruler of Skylands and we are not equal I am above you slightly In size? NO IN LEADERSHIP! (Later) Eon's gone and it's up to us to stop Kaos Without Eon we are doomed! Not if I can help it! It's Spyro! Spyro you are a legend we have all heard so much stories about you! Eon said that you turned being a Skylander down... Look I will make it right and defeated Kaos along with Ripto All right!
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#557 Posted: 11:54:05 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Kaos and Ripto
HAHAHAHHAH! MY MOST BRILLIANT PLAN EVER! I cam up with this Silence! I don't take orders from awful villains like you! I am awesome! I rule Skylanders after defeating many Skylanders! You can't even beat one dragon HA! But, this dragon is powerful but I'll beat him! Shut up I am trying to explain my plan! Ugh... Behold my Fiery pit of darkness! The Skylanders will all burn and no one will oppose me! Stop now Kaos! HA Spyro a little baby dragon cannot defeat me! I am ruler of Skylands! Not for long! We'll take you down! Now Ripto! Ripto? Bang bang! (He shoots coins at Kaos) AHAhah (He falls and grabs onto a ledge) Save me! I don't want to die in my own evil creation! Too bad! (He stamps on his hands) AHAHAHAHAHH! (He dies) Ripto? Spyro you see why you were needed in the Skyladers? Huh? You were popular and maybe residents of Skylanders wanted to be like you thus making them want to be Skylanders but without you being a Skylander they didn't want to join I didn't realise how much I would have effected the Skylanders until I saw what became of Skylands It is now time for you to return home Yes Ripto yes... Uh... Spyro what were you doing with Ripto? Because I pretty sure that sounded like you were having s... You were derping all night and kept us awake but we felt bad about hurting you so we made you a cake with you on it Huh... (He looks at the cake and it has all three Spyro's on it) Thanks Wrecking Ball I am sorry for being mean to you guys Yay! Awesome!
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#558 Posted: 14:48:01 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The next two stories with details.
The time of the month This is the 69th story which involves all the female Skylanders being angry and the male Skylanders looking for help. Mutant Shadow This is the 70th story which involves a new threat to Skylands and it turns Skylanders evil just by touching them. If it it touches a arm the arm is consumed and evil. If a touches a leg the leg is evil and so on.
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#559 Posted: 15:22:40 04/05/2014
Cant wait for the next one.
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#560 Posted: 16:20:01 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#561 Posted: 16:32:49 04/05/2014
Good to hear. I'm in the moid for some hardcore 69
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#562 Posted: 19:57:39 06/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapters!
The time of the month 1 Angry female Skylanders 6.5.14 2 Hiding in the freezer 7.5.14 3 The brave mission 8.5.14 They Skylanders send Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn to find their way to master Eon and find out why the females are angry. 4 Master Eon explains 9.5.14 After more travelling they find Eon and he explains how they can stop them. 5 Fixing the problem 10.5.14
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#563 Posted: 20:08:07 06/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The time of the month
Chapter 1 Angry female Skylanders Hey Hot Dog got any fours? I have four paws Fours not paws! Oh, nah... This is boring (He eats the cards) No bro what are you doing? AHAHAHAHHAH! Huh? What? The female Skylanders just beat the crap out of Slam Bam and they smashed his flipping table! What? Why? I don't know they are just all angry and mean and they are coming up here! Guys we need to smash this window, jump out and get to the freezer in the basement No way man! It's freezing in there! Stop being a baby we have to get in there or we get mauled! Look on the bright side guys, there's food in the freezer Whoopie! ???: AHAHAHAHAHAH! ???: Let us in Looks like someone got mauled We are all doomed! My plan is a go Okay guys we have to jump No way man we'll die from that hight What else do you think we can do then? I'll burn the floor and we'll fall downstairs to the basement Fine...
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#564 Posted: 18:45:05 07/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Hiding in the freezer
Burn floor burn!(He makes a hole in the floor and he falls down to the basement) Let's jump! Can we just use my paratroopers to float down? Yeah, jumping may kill us... party poopers (The door smashes down) AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (He rides his paratroopers down) Go guys I'll fight them off You'll sacrifice yourself for us? He was beaten one second ago now come on! (he jumps down the hole) Waffles in the butt (he jumps down the hole) Get in here guys! Come on Wrecking Ball in the freezer! AGAHAHAH! (He moves out of the way as Hex jumps down) Speed walk! (He gets into the freezer) Close the door No Hex no (He smashes the door in her face) WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! Hot Dog is now Cold Dog ahhahahahahh No just no... What happened to everyone else? They were are beat up Even Trap Shadow? Nah, he went invisible and walked off somewhere I found the chicken!
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#565 Posted: 05:36:02 09/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 The brave mission
It taste yucky cold Should I fire bark it? Yes please! YAGYHGDYH it's too cold I can't fire bark Poop It looks like the females are walking away from the door... It's now our time to capitalise! Okay, it looks like we need some people to go outside and find help Not me, I don't thinks rocks are hard enough for angry women I know! Go Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn! Whoa whoa whoa, why can't you go? If you had noticed my wing is till banged up Looks like we have to face those crazy ladies I won't fight them! Well, I'll fight Hex and Cynder though I understand Hex but Cynder? I was only playing and she shocked my tongue and I couldn't eat for 2 whole weeks! It was the saddest time in my life That's not cool, they'll pay Rolling rolling rolling! (He smashes the freezer door) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THEY WILL GET IN HERE NOW! I guess you guys can get beat up? Bye bye Speero and Rubble Rouser we'll see ya later I hate you guys
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#566 Posted: 05:36:49 09/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Master Eon explains
Okay guys we have to be quiet and hope that they don't find us WHAT? Be quiet Shroomboom! Bullies I suggest we sneak round those scary ladies and find help What help should we get? We could find master Eon... Where is he? I never really though about where he was Eon: You will find me inside the core of light Uh... How do we get into the core of light? Eon: You will find the way... Awww... Looks like we'll have to work this out while hiding from those crazy monsters I think we will have to find the instructions... This is too derpy... ???: RARARAR It's CYNDER! Run everybody! I found the instructions! Don't touch them! Why not? (He touches them and they burn) Oh... (He facepalms) Now what? I suggest we beat these bullies ourselves! Why is Hex's dress red? I don't know... Maybe she spilt a drink and now she is angry Let's spilt up!
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#567 Posted: 08:36:00 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 Fixing the problem
(Wrecking Ball hides behind a bin) (Hot Dog hides at a hot dog stand) (Shroomboom hides underground) (Pop Thorn is at a pizza stand) Guys the used all of our toilet roll Who in the world would eat these? You bunch of maniacs! Quick Shroomboom get near me you cap is above the ground No, I won't go near that pizza stand Why not? You noob you haven't even read my backstory have you? Nope... MWAAAGAF (She destroys Pop Thorn) Pizza danger! I'm glad I didn't go there MEEEEEEEOWWWW! (She digs her claws into Shroomboom's cap) OWWWW! THAT HURTS YOU BULLY! I have to do the only thing I can do now... Anyone want any Hot Dogs? (In his mind) I can't believe I am serving these I'd like 2 please with extra molten OH HELL NAW! (He pounces at Cynder and is electrocuted in mid-air) No my buddies are all pwned... What can I do? Get more toilet roll? (He runs) GET HIM! (At the Skylands store) Can I have ten packs of toilet roll? Mabu employee: Of course, that'll be £40 Put it on my credit card (He gives him his credit card) Mabu employee: This says Spyro with a picture of a purple dragon I guess you don't want my money then and I'll take my business elsewhere... Mabu employee: Okay, here you go! (He passes Spyro's credit card and all the toilet roll) Thanks! (He eat it all and runs home) Gfgafart! I have brought toilet roll for you women! If that is what you want it'll be out in a few hours! (A few hours later) Here you all go! Thanks Wrecking Ball! Why did you need toilet roll? It doesn't matter.... What is Spyro's credit card doing here? WRECKING BALL! Oh poop...
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#568 Posted: 09:01:25 10/05/2014
Wheres the story ?
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#569 Posted: 10:59:36 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
I just posted them so they have the correct date. I'll edit them all in today.
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#570 Posted: 14:39:52 10/05/2014
Omygod Hex...
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#571 Posted: 14:25:16 11/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The story is finished! What do you guys think of it?
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#572 Posted: 18:00:24 11/05/2014
I love it.
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#573 Posted: 05:47:43 15/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Okay guys it is time we begin a NEW STORY!
Here's the plans... Mutant Shadow 1 Mission to find the leak 15.5.14 2 Mutants 16.5.14 3 Bordering up 18.5.14 4 It's here 19.5.14 5 Split up 20.5.14 6 Talking with Eon 21.5.14 7 Protecting Eon 22.5.14 8 Journey to solve the problem 23.5.14 9 Surrounded 24.5.14 10 One last Skylander 25.5.14
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#574 Posted: 18:15:42 15/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Mutant Shadow
Chapter 1 Mission to find the leak Okay Skylanders we have a distress signal coming from a abandoned warehouse and claims of something horrible going on in there I'll need all the Earth Skylanders to go That's elementist Nah, it's not... Elementism elementism everywhere Just go guys and sort out the problem (Later) Looks like this is the place... Be careful Bash your pee trails might kill us all The pee trail is mine... Oh... HAHAHAH! Stop fooling around guys we need to be careful in here It's so dark in here... I wonder if there's any microphones in here I think we all hope there isn't AHHAHAAHH! Flashwing? Where are ya babe? Flash... AHAHAH! Get off of me! Ragagw Why are you all green and messed up? AHAH I am turning green HAHAHAH This just makes my day RAladygaga (She touches Dino-Rang's head and he fully turns to a mutant) Whatever this is we need to stop it now so it doesn't spread all over Skylands (Through transmitter) Guys what's going on? Flashwing and Dino-Rang has turned to mutant things and they infect others through touch we'll stop this from spreading I.......... Doom Stone? Doom Stone? Oh no spaghetti ooos...
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#575 Posted: 17:21:18 18/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Mutants
(The mutant Dino-Rang knocks the transmitter out of Doom Stone's hand) Darn... Bash what are you doing? This is just so funny I can't stop laughing We need to contain this outbreak now! Wait there I just need to get my phone out and film this AHAHAHAH (He turns to a mutant) There's a green shadow around Rubble Rouser Hey youtube! Here we see my ex girlfriend turning Terrafin into a mutant with her dope boyfriend eating his own poop WOULD YOU STOP FILMING AND HELP US? Quick guys we need to get into the back room I think I'm just gonna crush Flashwing's face right now! Please do this video needs to be awesome! Dino-Rang has a microphone (He eats Dino-Rang and turns to a mutant) OOOOOOH! That's gonna come out in a few hours Come on Bash you derp You are the derp! (He is touched by Terrafin on the leg) AHHAAHH my leg is mutantised! Sorry Bash we'll have to leave you (Prism Break, Scorp, Crusher and Doom Stone run into the back room) As these are my final moments as the cool Bash I have to say... Like, comment and subscribe (He is touched and turns to a full mutant without pressing the record button)
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#576 Posted: 19:25:00 19/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Bordering up
Alright guys we need to get down there and help them out! I'm sending Drobot, Stealth Elf and Boom Jet down there... And we see another act of laziness and cowardliness from our stupid leader Spyro What are you talking about? You are too much of a coward to go yourself and you just select random people to go because you are lazy I picked you three because you are smart and you'll get the job done unlike Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom What you saying brodah? And that is exactly my point now go find Drobot and Boom Jet and set off Fine, whatever you say... (She walks away) What now Speero? We border this place up to protect us... Meanwhile What do we do now guys? We have to find a way to defeat these mutants We can use weapons... You have a club, I have beams, Crusher has a hammer and Scorp had crystal balls Did you really just say that? LOL... What about the shadow? We'll have to lock that inside here and all the mutants... Can the mutants be hurt? Even if they cannot we have to stop them from escaping! (They go back in the first room and start attacking them) There isn't much affect here... I know! My HYPER BEAM! (He places down three crystals and shoots then which makes shards come out in all directions) THE WINDOWS! (All the windows are smashed and the shadow escapes) No! (They are all overwhelmed and mutated)
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#577 Posted: 19:25:37 19/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Investigating the scene
Drobot! Boom Jet? What do you command? We need to check out the warehouse place that the Earth Skylanders went to Weak Earth Skylanders they couldn't take a simple mission Where is Boom Jet? My initials are going on here! What the hell Boom Jet? It's not what you think I mean bug jump What the? I am jumping over Dune Bug and trying not to crush him Ugh... Let's just go... Go where sweet checks? Somewhere better than you (Later) Hello? (They open the warehouse door) Yolo? Scanners indicate no life forms Does that mean that they are all dead? Scanners indicate machinery A camera! Wait, this thing is till recording... (She turns recording off) Let's watch the most resent video (After watching) Bash pwned those no bodies Boom Jet are you cooler than me? Definitely mister robot In that case I am hotter than you What the?
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#578 Posted: 18:48:30 20/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 Spreading mutants and shadow
How does that make logical sense I am pretty warm right now! You stated that you are cooler which means colder than me What the fudge pebbles? I hear something guys... HAHAHGFAHXTxrj IT'S A MUTANT! It's Flashwing! I'll beat her up for my buddy Bash On that video it showed a green shadow turn Rubble Rouser to a mutant So bro? We also saw that thing escape... That's means it will infect people You guys must go I'll defeat these mutants if possible Okay nice knowing ya! We are not leaving we are on this mission together It appears that Boom Jet has wondered off We will take these things on together (Later) OMG OMFG my legs are hurting from all that running You hovered So I did... What happened? Where are Stealth Elf and Drobot? Um... Well, some mutant thing infected all the Earth Skylanders and probably Stealth Elf and Drobot as they ran off to a backroom like cowards and I fought the mutants with all my might and... Two things... I know that the coward bit is a lie and what infected the Skylanders? Some shadow thing that escaped before we went there... I have the camera with me that Bash filmed with Let me see the video (He watches it) So the shadow is on the loose infecting people? Maybe baby also can i have the camera back I am uploading that to youtube for my bro Bash Oh no, it's on the news and the shadow have infected people in the city I could have saved those cowards if I didn't have to upload this for Bash first
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#579 Posted: 06:06:20 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 6 Going to the city
Trigger Happy, Gill Grunt and Eruptor you guys got o the city now! Why? To see how bad it is and help any survivors Why can't you go Spyro? Because I'm the one who has to send everyone on missions Why us three? Because I can trust you three veterans Only us three though? We need at least ten or we'll all get mutated Quit complaining and get the fudge out! (They leave) Meanwhile... What do we do Drobot? There's no use fighting here and causing two more mutants We need to get out of here (They both run out of the warehouse) We're here... The city... I see fire! Neato Alright guys I have a plan: I'll put out all the fires, Triggs will find survivors and Eruptor will be mutant bait What? Why am I mutant bait? You can't put out fires and you'll just make more fire so there isn't much you can do Fine, but if they get too close I am running away
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#580 Posted: 06:08:09 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 7 Finding Eon
Now... Where is everybody? They went to the beach for some reason Whose left? Me, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn! Why did it have to be you four? Because you love us Just go find Master Eon How do we open the core of light? Huh? Why would we need to do that? Remember when the girls were all scary? Well, Eon said he was in the core of light I have the best idea ever! (Stealth Elf and Drobot come storming in) That sack of crap Boom Jet left us to fend for ourselves He said you to cowarded off... I didn't believe him of course... Where are the other lifeforms? They have all gone to the beach for some reason... Scanners detect a lifeform behind Spyro (Trap Shadow appears behind Spyro) The mutant infection cannot be stopped
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#581 Posted: 20:17:26 23/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 8 Taking Eon home
Okay, we have to go to the basement Why? Because that's where the mini nuke is What's a mini nuke? Spyro had it made before you guys were around and he said to use it if totally necessary I don't think he wants you to use it We should ask him first Nope, we need to get Eon urgently and there's no time to waste Nukes are dangerous It's only a little nuke it won't kill us all (After they get the nuke) Pop Thorn, you need to fly this sup to the roof of the HQ Right (He grabs it and flies up) Now Hot Dog, you need to get up there and set it on fire to add power Okay (He comet slams up) What do I do? We can watch the explosion (The nuke drops and destroys the core of light) WHAT THE FUDGE JUST HAPPENED? We're getting Eon! WHY THE FUDGE DID YOU THINK BLOWING UP THE CORE OF LIGHT WOULD GET EON? He told us that he was under it Oh no... The mutants have seen the blast and they are coming
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#582 Posted: 07:00:58 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 9 Skylanders HQ attack
YAY! Let's go get Eon! HE'S PROBABLY DEAD AFTER THAT EXPLOSION! Eon? Where are you brodah? (Eon climbs out of the wreckage) Eon: What has happened here? We saved you with the nuke that Speero made Eon: Spyro, you know what I have told you about nuclear weapons I needed it for safety and these four used it to blow up the core of light Eon: Why did you do this? When the girls were all angry you said you were in the core of light and we rememberd so I got you out of the core Eon: Didn't you know that there's a button to open the core and let me come out? No, none of us knew Eon: Why didn't you tell them Spyro? Because they are little messed up kids who cannot be trusted and... (He is mutated by the mutant shadow) Ruuuuun! (Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn run away) There's armies of the mutants coming This could be the final day of Skylands (The mutants break down every border) We fight together You guys are foolish (He disappears) Come back Trap Shadow you need to help us Scanners indicate that there's no lifeforms in Skylands but us and the other four Where are they?
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#583 Posted: 07:02:40 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 10 One last Skylander
We need to get to the top of the Skylands HQ! I don't want to turn into a mutant monster We left Stealth Elf and Drobot and they are being surrounded... R.I.P Drobot and Stealth Elf NOOO! NOT STEALTH ELF! They're climbing They're getting close They're not taking me! (He jumps off the top) NO! SHROOMBOOM! (Shroomboom lands on the mutants and changes to one) That was a fail and we need to do something quick If only we still had that mini nuke What happened to Eon? He... He's one of them We're doomed let's us say our goodbyes Wrecking Ball you are the awes... (He is grabbed and mutated) NOT HOT DOG! What do we do Pop Thorn? Pop Thorn? AHHAHAHAHAH (He sees a mutated Pop Thorn) I'm the only one left... What do I do now? (Trap Shadow jumps inside the mutant shadow) Trap Shadow? I forgot him (Trap Shadow destroys the mutant shadow from the inside and frees everyone) Yay! Trap Shadow saved us all
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#584 Posted: 08:34:01 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Added a new room to the Skylanders HQ. It will be introduced in the next story.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124 |
#585 Posted: 09:12:51 31/05/2014
I cant find out what is new...
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#586 Posted: 09:23:26 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
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#587 Posted: 09:28:01 31/05/2014
Ah, yes...
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#588 Posted: 09:37:15 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
New story tomorrow about...
Love!
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#589 Posted: 11:00:53 01/06/2014 | Topic Creator
What is love?
Chapter 1 Memories This new room is awesome Spyro! After you destroyed the core of light I decided that I was hungry and that we needed a meal room Cool story bro Are you gonna fix the core? Nope, that would cost to much and we are having money problems right now That's sad, I hope the darkness doesn't come Kaos is dead and no one else can control the darkness Vinegar on chicken! (Meanwhile) What are you doing buddy? You've hardly touched your pie I haven't got a appetite right now... I'm thinking about things I'm here for ya buddy! What types of things? Girl things Girls suck and I learnt that the hard way when that meanie Flashwing told me I was ugly and went out with chubby Dino-Rang But this was my fault What was? Smolderdash broke up with me remember? Oh yeah, you shot me with an arrow and that flipping hurt Sorry about that... All you can do now is be mean to her and get revenge I can't do that I need a girlfriend Find a different girlfriend I tried to make Stealth Elf jelly with Smolderdash... There's no way I am getting with her Fudge girls! Man power!
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124 |
#590 Posted: 11:29:54 01/06/2014
Ooooh Bash Baaash!
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Smolderbrawl Green Sparx Gems: 456 |
#591 Posted: 16:06:12 01/06/2014
Yeah! Don't be mean to Smolderdash!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#592 Posted: 16:32:11 06/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Abusive Hex
Go get me some flapping food What food do you desire? Ozzy... What, you want to eat Ozzy? I don't wanna eat meat I want to eat Ozzy He is my partner and my best friend I'm your girlfriend and I want to eat Ozzy! If ya don't let me I will cut your thing off NOT MY THING! Okay, you can eat Ozzy... WAWAFDARARDXAS (Ozzy runs away) Go get him Fright Rider Wait there Fright Rider! Don't let this crazy tramp boss you around You better watch what you are saying Bash or you'll be dead Some girls like you think they can make men do what you want but hell no! Fright Rider doesn't have to be bossed around by a bully like you, he's a man! Yeah! I'll dump him if he doesn't listen to me You know what? I don't care and I don't wanna be with a tramp like you, I'm done with you (He goes to find Ozzy) You just got dumped! No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (She runs away) Hey, Bash!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#593 Posted: 16:55:03 06/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Trolling Bash
Bash please help me... With what? It's Dino-Rang, I found some scary videos on his computer and I don't know what to do I think you should get in bed with him and watch those videos together No! I am considering dumping him but I don't know... Why the fudge are you asking me? Because it would leave me open... Uh... YES! You should totes dump him Okay, thanks... After it's done maybe you could come back to me? That would be awful! You just got trolled! Huh? HAHAHAHAH I knew you still loved my girl Aw... You guys suck... What about those videos? I have 'em and me and Flashwing watch them every night Wow... LOSER! I hate girls...
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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3286 |
#594 Posted: 01:38:45 07/06/2014
Ha! Bash just got TROLLED by dino-rang
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#595 Posted: 16:31:20 09/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Cupid Flameslinger
Ugh... I miss those times... Cupid Tee hee! Who said that? Cupid It is me Cupid Flameslinger who spreads love! Tee hee hee I need Smolderdash back! At first I went with her to annoy Stealth Elf but now I love her! Cupid If you believe that it is true love then it will happen tee hee I don't just believe I bolieve! (Later) I need to hatch my greatest plan ever to fudge them up! Cupid Tee hee tee hee Cupid Flameslinger? Cupid If it is love you require I will make it come true I don't need love when I can humiliate those bullies... Wait can you make people love anything? Cupid With my love arrows I can! I need to make Flashwing love something instead of Flashwing to end their crappy relationship! Cupid I must make love not break it How about breaking crappy love for better love? Cupid Tee hee YES!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#596 Posted: 16:31:53 09/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 No love!
Let's do Cupid Flameslinger! Cupid Tee hee Okay there they are... (Bash pukes) Cupid They're are watching love! Literally... That's sick, why would they watch that? Cupid The first thing Flashwing sees she will fall in love with ( He shoots the arrow) ...ME!!!! (He jumps in front of Flashwing and the arrow hits her) I think I'm in love with you! Awesome! No Flashwing! Will you be mine Miley Cyrus? AW... She first saw hit the TV... If you're in love with Miley Cyrus then I'm afraid I've got some bad news! I killed her (He walks away) Bad News Wreckers... (Later) Smolderdash I... Cupid Ready to shoot love tee hee (He shoots his love arrow aimed at Smolderdash) NOOOO! (He shoots him arrow and destroys the love arrow) What's going on? ...(He runs away) If you think Flameslinger is cool then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436 |
#597 Posted: 20:25:07 13/06/2014
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565 |
#598 Posted: 09:59:58 14/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Next story will be... Bad News Wreckers! He is based on Bad News Barrett.
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#599 Posted: 18:46:40 16/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Bad News Wreckers
Chapter 1 I'm afraid I've got some bad news! I don't know how we are gonna tell him... This is a lot to take in We have to find a way to tell him but he will be awfully sad If only there was a way we could get him to know without us doing it ourselves I guess we should try find someone to do it (Later) Hey, Punk Shock we need you to do us a favour Okay, what is it? Well, (He explains the story) Wow... Sorry guys but that is way too much for him to handle I can't possible tell him that Darn it! Thanks for trying I guess Let's go see someone else who is strong (Later) Um Fryno can you do us a favour Of course brother Well, (He explains the story to Fryno) Will you do it? Yeah I'll do... Awha it's just too much man (He runs away crying) Looks like we are gonna have to do it ourselves... I guess we could try deliver this bad news Did somebody say bad news? BAD NEWS WRECKERS! HE'S ALWAYS THE BEST AT GIVING BAD NEWS! Who needs bad news and what bad news? (Shroomboom and Pop Thorn tells Bad News Wreckers) Hey, Hot Dog Hello, Bad News Wreckers! Why are ya here? I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Molten Hot Dog has pooped himself and it looks like you have to lick it up NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahahahahah I love this guy
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#600 Posted: 17:09:39 18/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 TV Advert
That was great Bad News Wreckers! Maybe you could expand your bad news How can I deliver more bad news than ever? Maybe we can create an advert Did somebody say advert? Yeah! I want to deliver more bad news than I ever could before I definitely see a business in telling people bad news when no one else can So, will you make an advert about it? If this business is going to go anywhere I'll need £10 £10,000?! No, just £10 That seems cheap... Are you implying I cannot advertise you well? We'll give it a shot Yeah, bad news for everyone! (In the making of the advert) Okay, in this advert we'll have Doom Stone talking about him finding it hard to tell someone something and then Bad News Wreckers comes in and delivers the bad news and... Action! Oh, how will I tell him? It's just too much... He'll be so upset... How can I tell him the bad news? I'm afraid I've got some bad news! It's Bad News Wreckers! Can you deliver the bad news to Shroomboom? Sure, bad news is my first and middle name Hey there Bad News Wreckers If you think that it isn't pizza night tonight then I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Oh no! (He runs away) HAHAHA! Fast Talker Guy: Please call the number seen below to deliver some bad news! Cut, that was fantastic guys! I really see bad news going global!
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