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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#551 Posted: 18:54:26 02/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Stopping Spyro

smilie Ugh... I hate guys so much!
smilie At least you're not dead
smilie Well, I could have been... I almost die every day with helping people and having stupid idiots nearby I hate being a Skylander
smilie What are you saying?
smilie That I wish... I was never a Skylander
(Afterwards)
smilie What the?
smilie Come on Spyro we have to go stop Ripto and Gnasty Gnorc!
smilie Aren't they both dead?
smilie Nope!
smilie Ah, Spyro we have your precious friend!
smilie Moneybags!
smilie I don't care about him he always made me pay too much gems
smilie Okay, I guess he will burn in lava
smilie Wait... NO SPYRO! (He falls in lava)
smilie I'll take you down once again Ripto!
(Meanwhile)
Eon: Looks like my time is almost up and the darkness is here...
smilie You can't give up now!
Eon: What else can I do? My secret Skylanders project hasn't got enough members
smilie But Kaos rules Skylands and he needs to be stopped!
Eon: There just isn't enough of you and it looks like I'm about to pass away...
smilie What shall we do after your passing?
Eon: Fight Kaos with all your might and hope you can win
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#552 Posted: 20:34:28 02/05/2014
Did Ninjini grant his wish ?
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#553 Posted: 20:35:26 02/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
Did Ninjini grant his wish ?



You'll have to wait and see.
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#554 Posted: 10:35:56 03/05/2014
Scarlet Ninjini, Ninjini, Dune Bug or Grill Master Chop Chop granted his wish
Or its a flashbacky thing
Or its a minion from despicable me fooling us all
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#555 Posted: 12:11:02 03/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
Scarlet Ninjini, Ninjini, Dune Bug or Grill Master Chop Chop granted his wish
Or its a flashbacky thing
Or its a minion from despicable me fooling us all


I cannot tell you yet. smilie
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#556 Posted: 18:15:26 03/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Reunite

smilie Haha Spyro you may have one this round but I will hatch my new plan with my new partner!
smilie I just defeated Gnasty Gnorc I can defeat you and you new partner easy!
smilie We'll see...
smilie Ripto is going to a place called Skylands
smilie Skylands... Skylands.... What happened to Skylands without me?
smilie We better get there and quick!
smilie All right Sparx...
(Meanwhile)
smilie Ripto is you betray me I'll kill you
smilie I understand that Kaos
smilie I am the rightful ruler of Skylands and we are not equal I am above you slightly
smilie In size?
smilie NO IN LEADERSHIP!
(Later)
smilie Eon's gone and it's up to us to stop Kaos
smilie Without Eon we are doomed!
smilie Not if I can help it!
smilie It's Spyro!
smilie Spyro you are a legend we have all heard so much stories about you!
smilie Eon said that you turned being a Skylander down...
smilie Look I will make it right and defeated Kaos along with Ripto
smilie All right!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#557 Posted: 11:54:05 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Kaos and Ripto

smilie HAHAHAHHAH! MY MOST BRILLIANT PLAN EVER!
smilie I cam up with this
smilie Silence!
smilie I don't take orders from awful villains like you!
smilie I am awesome! I rule Skylanders after defeating many Skylanders! You can't even beat one dragon HA!
smilie But, this dragon is powerful but I'll beat him!
smilie Shut up I am trying to explain my plan!
smilie Ugh...
smilie Behold my Fiery pit of darkness! The Skylanders will all burn and no one will oppose me!
smilie Stop now Kaos!
smilie HA Spyro a little baby dragon cannot defeat me! I am ruler of Skylands!
smilie Not for long!
smilie We'll take you down!
smilie Now Ripto! Ripto?
smilie Bang bang! (He shoots coins at Kaos)
smilie AHAhah (He falls and grabs onto a ledge) Save me! I don't want to die in my own evil creation!
smilie Too bad! (He stamps on his hands)
smilie AHAHAHAHAHH! (He dies)
smilie Ripto?
smilie Spyro you see why you were needed in the Skyladers?
smilie Huh?
smilie You were popular and maybe residents of Skylanders wanted to be like you thus making them want to be Skylanders but without you being a Skylander they didn't want to join
smilie I didn't realise how much I would have effected the Skylanders until I saw what became of Skylands
smilie It is now time for you to return home
smilie Yes Ripto yes...
smilie Uh... Spyro what were you doing with Ripto? Because I pretty sure that sounded like you were having s...
smilie You were derping all night and kept us awake but we felt bad about hurting you so we made you a cake with you on it
smilie Huh... (He looks at the cake and it has all three Spyro's on it) Thanks Wrecking Ball I am sorry for being mean to you guys
smilie Yay!
smilie Awesome!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#558 Posted: 14:48:01 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The next two stories with details.

The time of the month
This is the 69th story which involves all the female Skylanders being angry and the male Skylanders looking for help.

Mutant Shadow
This is the 70th story which involves a new threat to Skylands and it turns Skylanders evil just by touching them. If it it touches a arm the arm is consumed and evil. If a touches a leg the leg is evil and so on.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#559 Posted: 15:22:40 04/05/2014
Cant wait for the next one.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#560 Posted: 16:20:01 04/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: NINJAsk11
Cant wait for the next one.



It will begin tomorrow.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#561 Posted: 16:32:49 04/05/2014
Good to hear. I'm in the moid for some hardcore 69
#Creep
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#562 Posted: 19:57:39 06/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapters!
The time of the month
1 Angry female Skylanders 6.5.14
2 Hiding in the freezer 7.5.14
3 The brave mission 8.5.14 They Skylanders send Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn to find their way to master Eon and find out why the females are angry.
4 Master Eon explains 9.5.14 After more travelling they find Eon and he explains how they can stop them.
5 Fixing the problem 10.5.14
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#563 Posted: 20:08:07 06/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The time of the month
Chapter 1 Angry female Skylanders

smilie Hey Hot Dog got any fours?
smilie I have four paws
smilie Fours not paws!
smilie Oh, nah...
smilie This is boring (He eats the cards)
smilie No bro what are you doing?
smilie AHAHAHAHHAH!
smilie Huh? What?
smilie The female Skylanders just beat the crap out of Slam Bam and they smashed his flipping table!
smilie What? Why?
smilie I don't know they are just all angry and mean and they are coming up here!
smilie Guys we need to smash this window, jump out and get to the freezer in the basement
smilie No way man! It's freezing in there!
smilie Stop being a baby we have to get in there or we get mauled!
smilie Look on the bright side guys, there's food in the freezer
smilie Whoopie!
???: AHAHAHAHAHAH!
???: Let us in
smilie Looks like someone got mauled
smilie We are all doomed!
smilie My plan is a go
smilie Okay guys we have to jump
smilie No way man we'll die from that hight
smilie What else do you think we can do then?
smilie I'll burn the floor and we'll fall downstairs to the basement
smilie Fine...
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#564 Posted: 18:45:05 07/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Hiding in the freezer

smilie Burn floor burn!(He makes a hole in the floor and he falls down to the basement)
smilie Let's jump!
smilie Can we just use my paratroopers to float down?
smilie Yeah, jumping may kill us...
smilie party poopers
(The door smashes down)
smilie AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (He rides his paratroopers down)
smilie Go guys I'll fight them off
smilie You'll sacrifice yourself for us?
smilie He was beaten one second ago now come on! (he jumps down the hole)
smilie Waffles in the butt (he jumps down the hole)
smilie Get in here guys!
smilie Come on Wrecking Ball in the freezer!
smilie AGAHAHAH! (He moves out of the way as Hex jumps down) Speed walk! (He gets into the freezer)
smilie Close the door
smilie No Hex no (He smashes the door in her face)
smilie WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
smilie Hot Dog is now Cold Dog ahhahahahahh
smilie No just no...
smilie What happened to everyone else?
smilie They were are beat up
smilie Even Trap Shadow?
smilie Nah, he went invisible and walked off somewhere
smilie I found the chicken!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#565 Posted: 05:36:02 09/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 The brave mission

smilie It taste yucky cold
smilie Should I fire bark it?
smilie Yes please!
smilie YAGYHGDYH it's too cold I can't fire bark
smilie Poop
smilie It looks like the females are walking away from the door...
smilie It's now our time to capitalise!
smilie Okay, it looks like we need some people to go outside and find help
smilie Not me, I don't thinks rocks are hard enough for angry women
smilie I know! Go Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn!
smilie Whoa whoa whoa, why can't you go?
smilie If you had noticed my wing is till banged up
smilie Looks like we have to face those crazy ladies
smilie I won't fight them! Well, I'll fight Hex and Cynder though
smilie I understand Hex but Cynder?
smilie I was only playing and she shocked my tongue and I couldn't eat for 2 whole weeks! It was the saddest time in my life
smilie That's not cool, they'll pay
smilie Rolling rolling rolling! (He smashes the freezer door)
smilie WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THEY WILL GET IN HERE NOW!
smilie I guess you guys can get beat up?
smilie Bye bye Speero and Rubble Rouser we'll see ya later
smilie I hate you guys
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#566 Posted: 05:36:49 09/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Master Eon explains

smilie Okay guys we have to be quiet and hope that they don't find us
smilie WHAT?
smilie Be quiet Shroomboom!
smilie Bullies
smilie I suggest we sneak round those scary ladies and find help
smilie What help should we get?
smilie We could find master Eon...
smilie Where is he? I never really though about where he was
Eon: You will find me inside the core of light
smilie Uh... How do we get into the core of light?
Eon: You will find the way...
smilie Awww... Looks like we'll have to work this out while hiding from those crazy monsters
smilie I think we will have to find the instructions...
smilie This is too derpy...
???: RARARAR
smilie It's CYNDER! Run everybody!
smilie I found the instructions!
smilie Don't touch them!
smilie Why not? (He touches them and they burn) Oh...
smilie (He facepalms)
smilie Now what?
smilie I suggest we beat these bullies ourselves!
smilie Why is Hex's dress red?
smilie I don't know...
smilie Maybe she spilt a drink and now she is angry
smilie Let's spilt up!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#567 Posted: 08:36:00 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 Fixing the problem

(Wrecking Ball hides behind a bin)
(Hot Dog hides at a hot dog stand)
(Shroomboom hides underground)
(Pop Thorn is at a pizza stand)
smilie Guys the used all of our toilet roll
smilie Who in the world would eat these? You bunch of maniacs!
smilie Quick Shroomboom get near me you cap is above the ground
smilie No, I won't go near that pizza stand
smilie Why not?
smilie You noob you haven't even read my backstory have you?
smilie Nope...
smilie MWAAAGAF (She destroys Pop Thorn)
smilie Pizza danger! I'm glad I didn't go there
smilie MEEEEEEEOWWWW! (She digs her claws into Shroomboom's cap)
smilie OWWWW! THAT HURTS YOU BULLY!
smilie I have to do the only thing I can do now... Anyone want any Hot Dogs? (In his mind) I can't believe I am serving these
smilie I'd like 2 please with extra molten
smilie OH HELL NAW! (He pounces at Cynder and is electrocuted in mid-air)
smilie No my buddies are all pwned... What can I do? Get more toilet roll? (He runs)
smilie GET HIM!
(At the Skylands store)
smilie Can I have ten packs of toilet roll?
Mabu employee: Of course, that'll be £40
smilie Put it on my credit card (He gives him his credit card)
Mabu employee: This says Spyro with a picture of a purple dragon
smilie I guess you don't want my money then and I'll take my business elsewhere...
Mabu employee: Okay, here you go! (He passes Spyro's credit card and all the toilet roll)
smilie Thanks! (He eat it all and runs home)
smilie Gfgafart!
smilie I have brought toilet roll for you women! If that is what you want it'll be out in a few hours!
(A few hours later)
smilie Here you all go!
smilie Thanks Wrecking Ball!
smilie Why did you need toilet roll?
smilie It doesn't matter....
smilie What is Spyro's credit card doing here?
smilie WRECKING BALL!
smilie Oh poop...
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3544
#568 Posted: 09:01:25 10/05/2014
Wheres the story ?
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Summoning a STUNFISK
1. Go to a beach - 2. Fall flat on the ground - 3. Recite Stunfisks fart-cry
4. Flop 618 times - You have a STUNFISK!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#569 Posted: 10:59:36 10/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: Iganagor
Wheres the story ?



I just posted them so they have the correct date. I'll edit them all in today.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#570 Posted: 14:39:52 10/05/2014
Omygod Hex...
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#571 Posted: 14:25:16 11/05/2014 | Topic Creator
The story is finished! What do you guys think of it?
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#572 Posted: 18:00:24 11/05/2014
I love it.
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#573 Posted: 05:47:43 15/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Okay guys it is time we begin a NEW STORY!

Here's the plans...
Mutant Shadow
1 Mission to find the leak 15.5.14
2 Mutants 16.5.14
3 Bordering up 18.5.14
4 It's here 19.5.14
5 Split up 20.5.14
6 Talking with Eon 21.5.14
7 Protecting Eon 22.5.14
8 Journey to solve the problem 23.5.14
9 Surrounded 24.5.14
10 One last Skylander 25.5.14
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#574 Posted: 18:15:42 15/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Mutant Shadow
Chapter 1 Mission to find the leak

smilie Okay Skylanders we have a distress signal coming from a abandoned warehouse and claims of something horrible going on in there I'll need all the Earth Skylanders to go
smilie That's elementist
smilie Nah, it's not...
smilie Elementism elementism everywhere
smilie Just go guys and sort out the problem
(Later)
smilie Looks like this is the place...
smilie Be careful Bash your pee trails might kill us all
smilie The pee trail is mine...
smilie Oh...
smilie HAHAHAH!
smilie Stop fooling around guys we need to be careful in here
smilie It's so dark in here... I wonder if there's any microphones in here
smilie I think we all hope there isn't
smilie AHHAHAAHH!
smilie Flashwing? Where are ya babe? Flash... AHAHAH! Get off of me!
smilie Ragagw
smilie Why are you all green and messed up? AHAH I am turning green
smilie HAHAHAH This just makes my day
smilie RAladygaga (She touches Dino-Rang's head and he fully turns to a mutant)
smilie Whatever this is we need to stop it now so it doesn't spread all over Skylands
(Through transmitter) smilie Guys what's going on?
smilie Flashwing and Dino-Rang has turned to mutant things and they infect others through touch we'll stop this from spreading I..........
smilie Doom Stone? Doom Stone?
smilie Oh no spaghetti ooos...
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#575 Posted: 17:21:18 18/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Mutants

(The mutant Dino-Rang knocks the transmitter out of Doom Stone's hand)
smilie Darn... Bash what are you doing?
smilie This is just so funny I can't stop laughing
smilie We need to contain this outbreak now!
smilie Wait there I just need to get my phone out and film this
smilie AHAHAHAH (He turns to a mutant)
smilie There's a green shadow around Rubble Rouser
smilie Hey youtube! Here we see my ex girlfriend turning Terrafin into a mutant with her dope boyfriend eating his own poop
smilie WOULD YOU STOP FILMING AND HELP US?
smilie Quick guys we need to get into the back room
smilie I think I'm just gonna crush Flashwing's face right now!
smilie Please do this video needs to be awesome!
smilie Dino-Rang has a microphone (He eats Dino-Rang and turns to a mutant)
smilie OOOOOOH! That's gonna come out in a few hours
smilie Come on Bash you derp
smilie You are the derp! (He is touched by Terrafin on the leg) AHHAAHH my leg is mutantised!
smilie Sorry Bash we'll have to leave you
(Prism Break, Scorp, Crusher and Doom Stone run into the back room)
smilie As these are my final moments as the cool Bash I have to say... Like, comment and subscribe (He is touched and turns to a full mutant without pressing the record button)
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#576 Posted: 19:25:00 19/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Bordering up

smilie Alright guys we need to get down there and help them out! I'm sending Drobot, Stealth Elf and Boom Jet down there...
smilie And we see another act of laziness and cowardliness from our stupid leader Spyro
smilie What are you talking about?
smilie You are too much of a coward to go yourself and you just select random people to go because you are lazy
smilie I picked you three because you are smart and you'll get the job done unlike Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog and Shroomboom
smilie What you saying brodah?
smilie And that is exactly my point now go find Drobot and Boom Jet and set off
smilie Fine, whatever you say... (She walks away)
smilie What now Speero?
smilie We border this place up to protect us...
Meanwhile
smilie What do we do now guys?
smilie We have to find a way to defeat these mutants
smilie We can use weapons... You have a club, I have beams, Crusher has a hammer and Scorp had crystal balls
smilie Did you really just say that? LOL...
smilie What about the shadow?
smilie We'll have to lock that inside here and all the mutants...
smilie Can the mutants be hurt?
smilie Even if they cannot we have to stop them from escaping!
(They go back in the first room and start attacking them)
smilie There isn't much affect here...
smilie I know! My HYPER BEAM! (He places down three crystals and shoots then which makes shards come out in all directions)
smilie THE WINDOWS!
(All the windows are smashed and the shadow escapes)
smilie No!
(They are all overwhelmed and mutated)
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#577 Posted: 19:25:37 19/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Investigating the scene

smilie Drobot! Boom Jet?
smilie What do you command?
smilie We need to check out the warehouse place that the Earth Skylanders went to
smilie Weak Earth Skylanders they couldn't take a simple mission
smilie Where is Boom Jet?
smilie My initials are going on here!
smilie What the hell Boom Jet?
smilie It's not what you think I mean bug jump
smilie What the?
smilie I am jumping over Dune Bug and trying not to crush him
smilie Ugh... Let's just go...
smilie Go where sweet checks?
smilie Somewhere better than you
(Later)
smilie Hello? (They open the warehouse door)
smilie Yolo?
smilie Scanners indicate no life forms
smilie Does that mean that they are all dead?
smilie Scanners indicate machinery
smilie A camera!
smilie Wait, this thing is till recording... (She turns recording off) Let's watch the most resent video
(After watching)
smilie Bash pwned those no bodies
smilie Boom Jet are you cooler than me?
smilie Definitely mister robot
smilie In that case I am hotter than you
smilie What the?
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#578 Posted: 18:48:30 20/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 Spreading mutants and shadow

smilie How does that make logical sense I am pretty warm right now!
smilie You stated that you are cooler which means colder than me
smilie What the fudge pebbles?
smilie I hear something guys...
smilie HAHAHGFAHXTxrj IT'S A MUTANT!
smilie It's Flashwing!
smilie I'll beat her up for my buddy Bash
smilie On that video it showed a green shadow turn Rubble Rouser to a mutant
smilie So bro?
smilie We also saw that thing escape...
smilie That's means it will infect people
smilie You guys must go I'll defeat these mutants if possible
smilie Okay nice knowing ya!
smilie We are not leaving we are on this mission together
smilie It appears that Boom Jet has wondered off
smilie We will take these things on together
(Later)
smilie OMG OMFG my legs are hurting from all that running
smilie You hovered
smilie So I did...
smilie What happened? Where are Stealth Elf and Drobot?
smilie Um... Well, some mutant thing infected all the Earth Skylanders and probably Stealth Elf and Drobot as they ran off to a backroom like cowards and I fought the mutants with all my might and...
smilie Two things... I know that the coward bit is a lie and what infected the Skylanders?
smilie Some shadow thing that escaped before we went there... I have the camera with me that Bash filmed with
smilie Let me see the video (He watches it) So the shadow is on the loose infecting people?
smilie Maybe baby also can i have the camera back I am uploading that to youtube for my bro Bash
smilie Oh no, it's on the news and the shadow have infected people in the city
smilie I could have saved those cowards if I didn't have to upload this for Bash first
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#579 Posted: 06:06:20 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 6 Going to the city

smilie Trigger Happy, Gill Grunt and Eruptor you guys got o the city now!
smilie Why?
smilie To see how bad it is and help any survivors
smilie Why can't you go Spyro?
smilie Because I'm the one who has to send everyone on missions
smilie Why us three?
smilie Because I can trust you three veterans
smilie Only us three though? We need at least ten or we'll all get mutated
smilie Quit complaining and get the fudge out!
(They leave)
Meanwhile...
smilie What do we do Drobot?
smilie There's no use fighting here and causing two more mutants
smilie We need to get out of here
(They both run out of the warehouse)
smilie We're here... The city...
smilie I see fire! Neato
smilie Alright guys I have a plan: I'll put out all the fires, Triggs will find survivors and Eruptor will be mutant bait
smilie What? Why am I mutant bait?
smilie You can't put out fires and you'll just make more fire so there isn't much you can do
smilie Fine, but if they get too close I am running away
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#580 Posted: 06:08:09 22/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 7 Finding Eon

smilie Now... Where is everybody?
smilie They went to the beach for some reason
smilie Whose left?
smilie Me, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn!
smilie Why did it have to be you four?
smilie Because you love us
smilie Just go find Master Eon
smilie How do we open the core of light?
smilie Huh? Why would we need to do that?
smilie Remember when the girls were all scary? Well, Eon said he was in the core of light
smilie I have the best idea ever!
(Stealth Elf and Drobot come storming in)
smilie That sack of crap Boom Jet left us to fend for ourselves
smilie He said you to cowarded off... I didn't believe him of course...
smilie Where are the other lifeforms?
smilie They have all gone to the beach for some reason...
smilie Scanners detect a lifeform behind Spyro
(Trap Shadow appears behind Spyro)
smilie The mutant infection cannot be stopped
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#581 Posted: 20:17:26 23/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 8 Taking Eon home

smilie Okay, we have to go to the basement
smilie Why?
smilie Because that's where the mini nuke is
smilie What's a mini nuke?
smilie Spyro had it made before you guys were around and he said to use it if totally necessary
smilie I don't think he wants you to use it
smilie We should ask him first
smilie Nope, we need to get Eon urgently and there's no time to waste
smilie Nukes are dangerous
smilie It's only a little nuke it won't kill us all
(After they get the nuke)
smilie Pop Thorn, you need to fly this sup to the roof of the HQ
smilie Right (He grabs it and flies up)
smilie Now Hot Dog, you need to get up there and set it on fire to add power
smilie Okay (He comet slams up)
smilie What do I do?
smilie We can watch the explosion
(The nuke drops and destroys the core of light)
smilie WHAT THE FUDGE JUST HAPPENED?
smilie We're getting Eon!
smilie WHY THE FUDGE DID YOU THINK BLOWING UP THE CORE OF LIGHT WOULD GET EON?
smilie He told us that he was under it
smilie Oh no... The mutants have seen the blast and they are coming
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#582 Posted: 07:00:58 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 9 Skylanders HQ attack

smilie YAY! Let's go get Eon!
smilie HE'S PROBABLY DEAD AFTER THAT EXPLOSION!
smilie Eon? Where are you brodah?
(Eon climbs out of the wreckage)
Eon: What has happened here?
smilie We saved you with the nuke that Speero made
Eon: Spyro, you know what I have told you about nuclear weapons
smilie I needed it for safety and these four used it to blow up the core of light
Eon: Why did you do this?
smilie When the girls were all angry you said you were in the core of light and we rememberd so I got you out of the core
Eon: Didn't you know that there's a button to open the core and let me come out?
smilie No, none of us knew
Eon: Why didn't you tell them Spyro?
smilie Because they are little messed up kids who cannot be trusted and... (He is mutated by the mutant shadow)
smilie Ruuuuun!
(Wrecking Ball, Hot Dog, Shroomboom and Pop Thorn run away)
smilie There's armies of the mutants coming
smilie This could be the final day of Skylands
(The mutants break down every border)
smilie We fight together
smilie You guys are foolish (He disappears)
smilie Come back Trap Shadow you need to help us
smilie Scanners indicate that there's no lifeforms in Skylands but us and the other four
smilie Where are they?
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#583 Posted: 07:02:40 25/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 10 One last Skylander

smilie We need to get to the top of the Skylands HQ!
smilie I don't want to turn into a mutant monster
smilie We left Stealth Elf and Drobot and they are being surrounded...
smilie R.I.P Drobot and Stealth Elf
smilie NOOO! NOT STEALTH ELF!
smilie They're climbing
smilie They're getting close
smilie They're not taking me! (He jumps off the top)
smilie NO! SHROOMBOOM!
(Shroomboom lands on the mutants and changes to one)
smilie That was a fail and we need to do something quick
smilie If only we still had that mini nuke
smilie What happened to Eon?
smilie He... He's one of them
smilie We're doomed let's us say our goodbyes
smilie Wrecking Ball you are the awes... (He is grabbed and mutated)
smilie NOT HOT DOG! What do we do Pop Thorn? Pop Thorn? AHHAHAHAHAH (He sees a mutated Pop Thorn) I'm the only one left... What do I do now?
(Trap Shadow jumps inside the mutant shadow)
smilie Trap Shadow? I forgot him
(Trap Shadow destroys the mutant shadow from the inside and frees everyone)
smilie Yay! Trap Shadow saved us all
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#584 Posted: 08:34:01 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
[User Posted Image]

Added a new room to the Skylanders HQ. It will be introduced in the next story.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#585 Posted: 09:12:51 31/05/2014
I cant find out what is new...
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#586 Posted: 09:23:26 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
Quote: NINJAsk11
I cant find out what is new...


The meal/chatting room.
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#587 Posted: 09:28:01 31/05/2014
Ah, yes...
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#588 Posted: 09:37:15 31/05/2014 | Topic Creator
New story tomorrow about...

Love!
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#589 Posted: 11:00:53 01/06/2014 | Topic Creator
What is love?
Chapter 1 Memories

smilie This new room is awesome Spyro!
smilie After you destroyed the core of light I decided that I was hungry and that we needed a meal room
smilie Cool story bro
smilie Are you gonna fix the core?
smilie Nope, that would cost to much and we are having money problems right now
smilie That's sad, I hope the darkness doesn't come
smilie Kaos is dead and no one else can control the darkness
smilie Vinegar on chicken!
(Meanwhile)
smilie What are you doing buddy? You've hardly touched your pie
smilie I haven't got a appetite right now... I'm thinking about things
smilie I'm here for ya buddy! What types of things?
smilie Girl things
smilie Girls suck and I learnt that the hard way when that meanie Flashwing told me I was ugly and went out with chubby Dino-Rang
smilie But this was my fault
smilie What was?
smilie Smolderdash broke up with me remember?
smilie Oh yeah, you shot me with an arrow and that flipping hurt
smilie Sorry about that...
smilie All you can do now is be mean to her and get revenge
smilie I can't do that I need a girlfriend
smilie Find a different girlfriend
smilie I tried to make Stealth Elf jelly with Smolderdash... There's no way I am getting with her
smilie Fudge girls! Man power!
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NINJAsk11 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1124
#590 Posted: 11:29:54 01/06/2014
Ooooh Bash Baaash!
Smolderbrawl Green Sparx Gems: 456
#591 Posted: 16:06:12 01/06/2014
Yeah! Don't be mean to Smolderdash!
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Skyler has ebolalalalalalalalalalala!
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#592 Posted: 16:32:11 06/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 Abusive Hex

smilie Go get me some flapping food
smilie What food do you desire?
smilie Ozzy...
smilie What, you want to eat Ozzy?
smilie I don't wanna eat meat I want to eat Ozzy
smilie He is my partner and my best friend
smilie I'm your girlfriend and I want to eat Ozzy! If ya don't let me I will cut your thing off
smilie NOT MY THING! Okay, you can eat Ozzy...
smilie WAWAFDARARDXAS (Ozzy runs away)
smilie Go get him Fright Rider
smilie Wait there Fright Rider! Don't let this crazy tramp boss you around
smilie You better watch what you are saying Bash or you'll be dead
smilie Some girls like you think they can make men do what you want but hell no! Fright Rider doesn't have to be bossed around by a bully like you, he's a man!
smilie Yeah!
smilie I'll dump him if he doesn't listen to me
smilie You know what? I don't care and I don't wanna be with a tramp like you, I'm done with you (He goes to find Ozzy)
smilie You just got dumped!
smilie No... NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (She runs away)
smilie Hey, Bash!
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#593 Posted: 16:55:03 06/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 3 Trolling Bash

smilie Bash please help me...
smilie With what?
smilie It's Dino-Rang, I found some scary videos on his computer and I don't know what to do
smilie I think you should get in bed with him and watch those videos together
smilie No! I am considering dumping him but I don't know...
smilie Why the fudge are you asking me?
smilie Because it would leave me open...
smilie Uh... YES! You should totes dump him
smilie Okay, thanks...
smilie After it's done maybe you could come back to me?
smilie That would be awful! You just got trolled!
smilie Huh?
smilie HAHAHAHAH I knew you still loved my girl
smilie Aw... You guys suck... What about those videos?
smilie I have 'em and me and Flashwing watch them every night
smilie Wow...
smilie LOSER!
smilie I hate girls...
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Epic popthorn Emerald Sparx Gems: 3277
#594 Posted: 01:38:45 07/06/2014
Ha! Bash just got TROLLED by dino-rang
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#595 Posted: 16:31:20 09/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 4 Cupid Flameslinger

smilie Ugh... I miss those times...
Cupid smilie Tee hee!
smilie Who said that?
Cupid smilie It is me Cupid Flameslinger who spreads love! Tee hee hee
smilie I need Smolderdash back! At first I went with her to annoy Stealth Elf but now I love her!
Cupid smilie If you believe that it is true love then it will happen tee hee
smilie I don't just believe I bolieve!
(Later)
smilie I need to hatch my greatest plan ever to fudge them up!
Cupid smilie Tee hee tee hee
smilie Cupid Flameslinger?
Cupid smilie If it is love you require I will make it come true
smilie I don't need love when I can humiliate those bullies... Wait can you make people love anything?
Cupid smilie With my love arrows I can!
smilie I need to make Flashwing love something instead of Flashwing to end their crappy relationship!
Cupid smilie I must make love not break it
smilie How about breaking crappy love for better love?
Cupid smilie Tee hee YES!
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#596 Posted: 16:31:53 09/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 5 No love!

smilie Let's do Cupid Flameslinger!
Cupid smilie Tee hee
smilie Okay there they are... (Bash pukes)
Cupid smilie They're are watching love! Literally...
smilie That's sick, why would they watch that?
Cupid smilie The first thing Flashwing sees she will fall in love with ( He shoots the arrow)
smilie ...ME!!!!
(He jumps in front of Flashwing and the arrow hits her)
smilie I think I'm in love with you!
smilie Awesome!
smilie No Flashwing!
smilie Will you be mine Miley Cyrus?
smilie AW... She first saw hit the TV...
smilie If you're in love with Miley Cyrus then I'm afraid I've got some bad news! I killed her (He walks away)
smilie Bad News Wreckers...
(Later)
smilie Smolderdash I...
Cupid smilie Ready to shoot love tee hee (He shoots his love arrow aimed at Smolderdash)
smilie NOOOO! (He shoots him arrow and destroys the love arrow)
smilie What's going on?
smilie ...(He runs away)
smilie If you think Flameslinger is cool then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
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eruptshake137 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1436
#597 Posted: 20:25:07 13/06/2014
page.
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Prepare for trouble. Make it double.

CATS
wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#598 Posted: 09:59:58 14/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Next story will be... Bad News Wreckers! He is based on Bad News Barrett.
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wreckingballbob Emerald Sparx Gems: 4565
#599 Posted: 18:46:40 16/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Bad News Wreckers
Chapter 1 I'm afraid I've got some bad news!

smilie I don't know how we are gonna tell him... This is a lot to take in
smilie We have to find a way to tell him but he will be awfully sad
smilie If only there was a way we could get him to know without us doing it ourselves
smilie I guess we should try find someone to do it
(Later)
smilie Hey, Punk Shock we need you to do us a favour
smilie Okay, what is it?
smilie Well, (He explains the story)
smilie Wow... Sorry guys but that is way too much for him to handle I can't possible tell him that
smilie Darn it! Thanks for trying I guess
smilie Let's go see someone else who is strong
(Later)
smilie Um Fryno can you do us a favour
smilie Of course brother
smilie Well, (He explains the story to Fryno) Will you do it?
smilie Yeah I'll do... Awha it's just too much man (He runs away crying)
smilie Looks like we are gonna have to do it ourselves...
smilie I guess we could try deliver this bad news
smilie Did somebody say bad news?
smilie BAD NEWS WRECKERS!
smilie HE'S ALWAYS THE BEST AT GIVING BAD NEWS!
smilie Who needs bad news and what bad news?
(Shroomboom and Pop Thorn tells Bad News Wreckers)
smilie Hey, Hot Dog
smilie Hello, Bad News Wreckers! Why are ya here?
smilie I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Molten Hot Dog has pooped himself and it looks like you have to lick it up
smilie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
smilie Hahahahahah
smilie I love this guy
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#600 Posted: 17:09:39 18/06/2014 | Topic Creator
Chapter 2 TV Advert

smilie That was great Bad News Wreckers!
smilie Maybe you could expand your bad news
smilie How can I deliver more bad news than ever?
smilie Maybe we can create an advert
smilie Did somebody say advert?
smilie Yeah! I want to deliver more bad news than I ever could before
smilie I definitely see a business in telling people bad news when no one else can
smilie So, will you make an advert about it?
smilie If this business is going to go anywhere I'll need £10
smilie £10,000?!
smilie No, just £10
smilie That seems cheap...
smilie Are you implying I cannot advertise you well?
smilie We'll give it a shot
smilie Yeah, bad news for everyone!
(In the making of the advert)
smilie Okay, in this advert we'll have Doom Stone talking about him finding it hard to tell someone something and then Bad News Wreckers comes in and delivers the bad news and... Action!
smilie Oh, how will I tell him? It's just too much... He'll be so upset... How can I tell him the bad news?
smilie I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
smilie It's Bad News Wreckers! Can you deliver the bad news to Shroomboom?
smilie Sure, bad news is my first and middle name
smilie Hey there Bad News Wreckers
smilie If you think that it isn't pizza night tonight then I'm afraid I've got some bad news!
smilie Oh no! (He runs away)
smilie HAHAHA!
Fast Talker Guy: Please call the number seen below to deliver some bad news!
smilie Cut, that was fantastic guys! I really see bad news going global!
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