darkSpyro

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I'll try and get a new part up today or tomorrow.

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I JUST REALISED THAT SPYROBARO MADE A PONY REFERENCE EARLIER IN THE TOPIC.

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I JUST REALISED THAT SPYROBARO MADE A PONY REFERENCE EARLIER IN THE TOPIC.

BRAAAAAAM.

Quote: MoonHorizons

Quote: Hot Dog 542

I JUST REALISED THAT SPYROBARO MADE A PONY REFERENCE EARLIER IN THE TOPIC.

BRAAAAAAM.

WAIT THAT MIGHT OF BEEN ON THE HEATWAVE TOPIC BUT SHE HAS MADE PONY REFERENCES IN THIS TOPIC EITHER WAY.

Part 22

Another day out at sea. I went out to the end of the ship and said into my imaginary thingamajig that captains speak into,
"kkk- Captain's log: We're seem to be out at sea. -kkk" Then someuser came up from behind me, "dat kkk though." She laughed. It was SiA!! Yaya!!
"Ooh, lemme try!" She said, "kkk- Captain's log: We have reached the deep part of the ocean. We are not sure when we'll be back, at this point, it looks as if DarkPunk has just not followed. But we may never know. -kkk."
"Nice!" I laughed. We had fun doing that, until someone shouted "Fire at will!" It was HIR who shouted it. He had spotted DarkPunk! We quickly ran over to the cannons and fired them like we'd never fired them cannons before. "We'll send ya to Davy Jones!" Shouted HIR to DarkPunk13, firing another cannon. HIR yelled "All hands on deck!!" It was all dramatic and fight scene-y! DarkPunk13 was shooting with his cannons!! One of DarkPunk's cannon balls hit our ship right in the poop deck!! I can it the shiz deck, but whatever!! We hit DarkPunk's ship however!! It was like a video game! @.@ Our ship was getting damaged, but that didn't stop us. There were 5 of us, and only 1 one DarkPunk13. (And quite frankly, our ship looked a lot better. More ship-shape, if you know what I mean. )
DAT BATTLE. B/
It kept going, and our ship was getting battered! But finally, DarkPunk13 quickly sailed away before his ship sunk. We had won. (I think.)

(Btw, I don't re-read any of these parts so there are gonna be a lot of mistakes.)

Part 23.

"Aaar, that what quite the show, me 'earties!" HIR said, "we really showed that scallywag who's in charge!"
"Indeed, captain!" I said, doing the salute thing. "What now?" Asked HDAZ. "Now.....we wait." Seiki joked. HIR answered, "Let's see where that DarkPunk is going, eh? We can stop him if he tries to cause havoc apon another innocent forum..."
"Aye, aye, Sirrrr!!" SiA said, retrieving the pirate spyglass. She also had something in her other hand, "What's that...?" HIR asked. "It's a treasure map I've draw for fun!" Replied the firefly.
"Swell! Now, I'mma spy DarkPunk through this scurvy spyglass." HIR HIR'd. Then I said, "I'm not really sure if things such as spy glasses can be scurv"-
ANYWAY,
"Can't...seem...to....see....him...." HIR said, looking through le spyglass. "Wait!" Called HIR, "I see him!"
"Where's he going?" SiA asked. HIR HIR HIR HIIIIIR answered SiA, "He's just going forward. Luckily, he's not heading towards darkSpyro. Let's follow him!"

So we started sailing in DarkPunk13's direction. We don't want him destroying our beloved darkSpyro.net! ;~;

#Iputtoomuchdialogueinthese

Cool! Can't wait to read more!

Thanks.

Part 24.

We were sailing in the direction of our enemy - DarkPunk13. And it's only just occurred to me that DarkPunk sounds a lot like Daft Punk. That was not intended, however!

Hours went by, and we started to lose DarkPunk. He was getting away! "Aarr!" cried HIR, "we lost him!"
"We're 2 slooow", SiA said. HIR, without saying a word - ran to le front of the ship and yelled "Go users, GO!" and us other 4 users went down and adjusted the rudder and everything, then we went up to adjust the sails and masts, it was scientific to say the least. We were then going faster!!!

Soon enough, we stumbled upon le darkSpyro.net. However, it was in a mess! Rubble was everywhere, there was smoke and fire mostly everywhere, and the sky had turned to a dark orange. And there were no users. Just us. Us, and DarkPunk.

"Cr-Crystalhero..?" SiA stuttered. "dark52..??" said, HIR, shaking. "Dragoncamo, d-dear..?" stuttered Seiki. "SLYMAN!?" Cried I. "Jaggeds-star..?" (Btw, HIR stopped talking like a pirate and we were all in our regular outfits.)
We all stood there for awhile. "OK, users." HIR said, "Now, Imma need Seiki and HDAZ to go and find out the location of the users. Y'know, if they're still alive. No 'ffence, bu"-"Got it!..." Seiki cut off HIR. And they left.
"Now, you two.." spoke the almighty HIR, "You two can...........do the same as Seiki and HotDogAndZap! And I will too, but I'm going with myself and the power of science."

SiA and I went North or something, while HIR went...err....East??? The truth was, I forgot to bring a compass. Suddenly, DarkPunk came and yelled, "AHA! I've set a bomb thingamajig in dark52's castle and it's going to explode unless you can do something to prevent said castle to explode!!!"
"And, um, why're you telling me this, hm? Why should I care?? I don't care! Well, I mean, this whole concept of the bomb is extremely cliché. Zero outta ten. Try harder next time." I sighed.
"IT'S CLICHE, BUT IT'LL WORK." Dark P. said. He pointed to dark's castle, and you could see le bomb! "Ok, SiA, y-you take these salad tongs that just happen to be on the ground!! That way, we can remove the bomb!"
While we were going up to save le castle, I was singing!

"We're on a quest to rescue dark’s castle from explosion
The pressure, it kicks in more than out!

Well the tongs are made of steel
And you’re probably thinking ‘For real!?’
But that’s just how we roll!

And now DarkPunk is swelling up a storm
And I can tell you are no longer warm

Well, castle’s nearly gone, sad to admit
Needs someuser to watch it
And you have got the best patience!

After nearly getting hit with DarkPunk’s grit
A sprint we do
And now we fix the tongs
With super glue!

Caring for castles is such fun, won't you agree?
You thought you'd kick some monster butt
Instead, you're dressed for tea!


Yup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup

As we approach our final destination
We have been going through a lot of trouble

It was all worth it, oh, you'll agree
'Cause finally you will see...
dark’s castle will not explode into rubble!

Oh, yeah!
dark’s castle will not explode into…
Rubble!

Dee-yit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dee
Root-dit-dit-dit-dee
Doot-doot-dee, dee-dee-dee-doo


Dee-yit-dit-doo-doo-dit-dit-dee
Dee-dee-dit-doo-doo doo-doo-dee
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-dit-dit-dee-dee-dee


Dee-dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dee
Root-dit-dit-dit-doo
Root-doot-dee, dee-dee-dee-doo


Dee-root-doot-doot-doot- dit-dit-dee
Root-doot-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo
Root-doo-doo, yit-dit-dit-dit-dee...
Dee!"



This is the part this image is part of!

Wow good part!

Thanks!! ^o^

Fabulous.

Thank you, too! And I like your gem count.

HDAZ is teh luck!

Part 25

We swooped down and took DarkPunk's bomb by le tongs and threw it far out into the sea, where it 'sploded. SiA and I high-fived eachother, and carried on. We were trying to get away from DarkPunk13. However, then DarkP did his 'ol come-from-behind-le-corner trick. He looked really scary now. e______e He was doing the stomp thing, to make him look...in charge. I gotta b honest, he did actually scare me. A bit. He was walking towards us with his sharp object or whatever it was, SiA and I both agreed we could sing him a lil song to stop himmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (i like songs o k)

We couldn't think of a song that would make him stop, so we were kind of just saying "pls don't kill us" in a tune sorta thing. HIR then ran to us and we ran away with him. DarkPunk was thinking of chasing us, but he just walked away. Dunno why. TRICKZ!?
"Listen", said HIR, "I've found where the other users are." "You have?" I said excitedly, "Yeah, they're in a factory underwater," HIR replied, SiA said "That's an odd place for a factory, don'tcha think?" "Well it is an odd place", HIR my man said, "But DarkPunk13 is a man of mystery and I suppose that's where he'd put a factory." Before reaching the factory, however, we had to find Seiki and HDAZ.

Meanwhile...

"Hey HDAZ.... could you please take the map? I'm lost. dS looks so much different when it's in ashes..." Seiki said, "K, but this map doesn't seem very accurate," HDAZ complained, shuffling the map north, south, east and west. "Hey, who's that?" Seiki asked HDAZ, pointing to HIR. HDAZ looked up and they ran to him.

"Listen, you two. I was just telling the others that the users are trapped in a factory underwater. Let's go now!" HIR told the others, and we walked to le factory. Then soon enough, we got there.
"Here it is!" HIR said, pointing underwater to the factory. "Why does it look like a bomb has exploded on it?" HDAZ asked. "Well, um, long story.." I said.

Let's just say that it's science.

Part 26

We entered the factory. There was a lot of...science shiz that we didn't know DarkPunk13 would , have. I said, "I wonder if DarkPunk has one of those things that go vvp vvp vvp vvp, because those are important to science."* although the gang was intrigued by something else. The users! "C'mon, users! Let's go rescue the other users!" HIR said heroically, as we ran towards them. They were in their own separate cages that were very sturdy.
"Help us!" dark52 cried, and the trapped users started chatting in excitement to each other. "These cages are pretty sturdy. And how cliche! Cages!" SiA said. "How'll we get them out, HIR?" Seiki asked. HIR stood there, and shut his eyes. He was concentrating on something. All of a sudden, he does some majestic thing! :O "All hail, the power of SCIENCE!" He yells, and the cages break. The users all cheered; they were finally released from DarkPunk's smelly cages!
"How'd ya do that???" HDAZ asked, in awe. However we were all in awe. ;-) "It's all in here", HIR said, tapping his head twice. "I see.." Said SiA, wondering.

All the users were talking for awhile, and DarkPunk must've heard it. He came in with the angriest face E V A R. He was absolutely outraged by this monstrosity. "The chairman won't like this!!!!" He yelled, making a reference. ;))))))
"Your time is up, DarkPunk." dark52 called. This time is was users chasing DarkPunk, not the other way around. He ran to the edge of darkSpyro. The users slowly walked to him with a withering look on their faces. HIR was in front.
"Hasta la vista, DarkPunk13", HIR said in a deep voice, and then kicked DarkPunk off darkSpyro and into the water. "Darth Vader NOOOOOOOO!!" DarkPunk yelled, and then hit the water painfully.
All the users started cheering again. 'Twas an emotional time.

HUZZAH

'Well, you did it." Said dark52 to HIR, Seiki, HDAZ, SiA, and I. "Do you think that's the last of DarkPunk13 we'll ever see?" I asked HIR, he replied, "oh, I don't think we'll be seeing him for a very long time..."


*FAMILY GUY REFERENCE MUCH

(This isn't the last part, by the way. The dS ball/party still needs to happen!)

Part 27 much

All of the users started marching to dark52's castle. While they were travelling there, they were all talking to eachother and wondering who dark52 will choose to travel to Avalar for a week. Then, they got to the castle.
The big doors creaked while they were slowly opening. Once they fully opened, all of the users rushed in.
"Attention, please!" dark52 called, "these fine heroes", he said, pointing to HIR and the team, "have given me an idea. We will decide our lucky winners at the castle, but for now, follow me."

dark52 was flyin' to somewhere. The users were following, on ground. Then, he stopped at the dS theatre! All of the users strolled in, and took a seat.
"Here is where we can sing songs, to celebrate our celebration!" the whole audience clapped! "First up, we have Hot Dog 542 performing and his 'Ballad of Richie M'Caw'!" The crowd cheered, and I nervously walked onto the stage.
"Hello, darkSpyro", I said, "today I'll be playing Ballad of Richie M'Caw on my guitar, and sing it of course.."

"Oh, how well I remember the old rugby field
Where we used to go down on a Saturday night
Where, when anything happened, it came with a rush
For the coach, Graham Henry he was very polite


A very nice field, from front to back
A very nice field. Ah, but it was the All Black
The All Black, the All Black named Richie M'Caw
Who brought all those folk to the field
Ah, he was the life of the field!
Of a Saturday night, we was all feeling bright
And Ma’a Nonu- another All Black that was


He’d say, "Richie, Richie M'Caw!
Come give us, come give us a dance on the field!"
And Richie would dance on the field
And Richie would dance on the field
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all cheer


Ma’a, he was a man, who had brains in his head
He wouldn't have nothing, no, not that much said
If it come to an argument or a dispute
He'd settle it offhand with the toe of his boot


Or as likely as not put a fist through your eye
But when we was happy, and just a bit dry
Or when we was thirsty, and just a bit sad
He would rap on the field with that corkscrew he had


And say "Richie, Richie M'Caw!
Come give us a kick on your rugby ball!"
And Richie'd strike up on his rugby ball
And Richie'd strike up on his rugby ball
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all cheer


"Richie, Richie M'Caw!
Come beat, come beat France in rugby!"
And Richie'd beat France in rugby
And Richie'd beat France in rugby
And then we'd feel balmy, in each eye a tear
And emotion would make us all cheer


Richie, Richie M'Caw!
Come beat, come beat France in rugby!
Ah! He was the life of the field."

Ballad of Billy M'Caw (c) T.S Eliot.

part 28

The crowd cheered, and I was proud! I stayed on stage, and a few other users came on stage. We were going to perform another song. :-)

"As I walk through the forum where I see users insane
I take a look at my Guestbook and realise it's kind of plain
But that's just perfect for a user like me
You know, I shun fancy things like avatars
At 4:30 in the morning I'm losing brain-cells
SiA goes to S&N and Morris tells... 'Fool'
And I've been postin' and spamming for so long that
Even dark52 thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a user of the forum, I'm never lame
Got an iPad in my hand and a Blue Sparx on my name
But if I finish all of my talks, and you finish your archive
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2005

We been spending most our time
Living in a user paradise
I've made a topic once or twice
Living in a user paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a user paradise
We sell avis at discount price
Living in a user paradise


A rabid Spyro fan flamed me with harsh posts last week
I just smiled at him, and called him a pipsqueak
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he gets trolled like hell
But I ain't never flamed a troll even if he deserved it
A user with an avi? You know that is heard of
I never post news but I got a cool gif
And my whole friend list agrees, I really look good with bold...fool!
If you come to visit, you'll be scared to tears
We haven't even Ripto'd DarkPunk13 after the few years
But we ain't really normal, so please don't point and stare
We're just sitting on a chair

There's lots of drama, alts and other stuff
Not a single regular thing
Like the user Dark Girl
It's as confusing as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in a user paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in a user paradise"

Gangsta's Paradise (c) Coolio.