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Not a creature was stirring, (except in the studio where I was doing narration.)
Early to bed the whole network had gone, for their holiday show was soon to be on.

Jono and Ben nestled snug in their beds
With old tiny sleeping caps perched on their heads.

(Not actually part of it



Even though she doesn't do drugs

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(Not actually part of it

Reveal Spoiler

I walked up to their beds
And then called the feds
Cus these kids, no matter how plain
Still sold my younger sister cocaine

Even though she doesn't do drugs

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Suddenly, a crash at their humble abode
There had been an accident out on the road.

An ice Yoshi was found.

They stumbled outside to see what was the matter
To find some celebrities making the clatter.

Like a bald, muscly, Santa that adults believe in
There, leading the gang was old, Frankie Stevens!

"Frankie!" cried Ben, "I thought you were dead!"
"I'm alive and well, boys!" Frankie Stevens said.
"Every year, I come out of my deep hibernation to spread Christmas joy to the nation!"

"Now how will we get to Christmas in the Park?"
"It's the one time of year to see to see Jackie Clark!"
"But we're stranded!" Cried Michael. "What will we do now?"

"Hang on!" Said Jono. "I might just know what to do in this particular s-situation...sorry, rhyming is not my thing..."

So they knocked on the doors and they started to whine
But got hosts from The Block and Nightline.

"Sasha, oh please won't you come to our aid?"
"Beat it!" She yelled.

And just when they thought that all hope had died
A rocket appeared, and Lorde was inside.

"I don't believe it!" Said Ben "Lorde came on our show! But why isn't she talking?"
"Well that's because she actually said no."
"Ah, gotcha."

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And so unauthorised Lorde flew them all to the park
So the celebs could sing in the dark.

The stars did arrive and all went as planned
And the boys snuck in beer in the sponsor's red cans.

They sang Christmas carols and ate Christmas pies
And avoided hanging out with Guy.
"I didn't even want to hang out with you guys anyway, I'm gonna hang out with my other real friends who are real."

"The best Christmas ever!" They all said with delight
So happy Christmas to all. I'm Mike McRoberts. Goodnight.