darkSpyro

Posting and making topics in the darkSpyro forums is not something that should be taking lightly as it takes years of patience and wisdom to master, so be careful out there!

Before posting you need to know a few things, for instance, if a thread is in the 'General' section, make sure to be completely bias to whatever era of Spyro you like best (Classic, Legend, Skylanders) and give it godly praise. If someone thinks a different era is better than your favorite, make sure to let them know with a paragraph which can be summed up with the word 'nostalgia'. Remember, they are less of a person for thinking the same as you and should be severely punished for thinking so.

When posting in the Site Suggestions forum, make sure to make as many comparisons to serebii.com as you possibly can, if you say the words 'but serebii can have images in their signatures!!!!! ' enough times, then I'm sure good ol' dark will make your wish come true. Oh, and also make 13 topics a year about being able to change your username.

If you want to post in the 'Non-Spyro' section, don't. Even though the forum was specifically made for topics about other franchises, we already have the Idle Chatter and Stuff and Nonsense sections for those! Isn't learning just the greatest?

Speaking of which, the 'Idle Chatter' section is for completely civilized conversations about things that matter, unlike that silly S&N section. It is an absolutely different concept to S&N as you can see by the names of some of the topics.
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=93188
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=94182
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=89764
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=93840
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=90663
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=90580
See how diverse and different these topics are to the ones posted in the S&N section? And how it wouldn't make any sense if there were in S&N? Exactly!

Moving on to the 'Video Gaming' section now, now although it's technically called the 'Video Gaming' section, dark52 secretly meant to call it the 'Pokémon' section. Many people have already caught on to this though. Remember, even though there's an all-purpose topic for the franchise, that doesn't mean jack-**** when you can make a new topic about what hairstyle your Furfrou has with a simple press of a button. Never forget, the video gaming section is for 90% Pokémon and 10% of kevinert asking a technical question.

There's the Skylanders and Spyro Games section. The Skylander section is a section where you ask the same questions over and over constantly like 'whats your favorite skylander of each element?' 'what names do your skylanders have?' 'favorite level pack' 'LEAKED GOLDEN HOT DOG, WHERE CAN I BUY!!??!?!'. The Spyro Games section is where fans of the classic Spyro and Legend of Spyro series can make one topic every 6 months to try and revive the section, silly gooses.

And now we're moving on to the big mac-daddy of sections. All the other sections are pointless when there's a place where you can spam whatever **** pops into your head and make an entire topic about it, or even just a topic about a single word! THE MIGHTY STUFF & NONSENSE SECTION! Here you can make one of a few types of topics, here they all are!:
- Song Lyrics topic
- Porn topic
- A viral video topic
- A question that doesn't make any sense topic
- An Ask ___ topic
- A returning user making a troll topic topic
- Pokemon topic
- A HIR praising topic
- I'm now a ___ Sparx, **** YOU! topic
- Make fun of dark52 topic
- Saying a fictional character is your waifu topic
- Spinelli topic
- 'bored :' topic
- spam topic
- Fanfic Topic
Choose any of these and you'll be one of the dang funniest users here!
Even if you want to post something completely irrelevant to the topic, like say in the topic 'my pet fish died today', you could just write 'penis haha' and that'd be fine, because you're a S&Ner goddammit!
Also, criticize the hell out of someone and make fun of them if they make a topic about something you don't like. Even if you have no input for the topic, just type 'I don't know anything about this show lol '.

There's even some sub-sections you can post in there! The Skylanders, Pokémon, MLP:FiM make believe section... err... I mean Role-Play section, and the spam as much as you want because it's a game section... uh... I mean Forum Games section.

Now that we've covered the forums and their sections, we just need to cover users! There is very unique ranking system here at darkSpyro, consisting of many colorful ranks for different users of all shapes and sizes, here they all are!

Red Sparx - Troll Account or someone aloud to misspell constantly because they're 'new'.
Green Sparx - The users that don't know what the hell they're getting into.
Blue Sparx - Managed to survive this long, don't agitate.
Yellow Sparx - Allowed to have an undeserved sense of pride for just logging into a website every week.
Gold Sparx - Get to be an an asshole to everyone because they're old and have already made lots of friends.
Emerald Sparx - Same as Gold Sparx!
Platinum Sparx - Users we must praise day and night because they are now gods in our eyes for being around for seven years or so. All Hail, Carm and alice!
Gnorc - You said penis one to many times, off to the shadow realm with you, heh heh.
Ripto - Brightscales.
Hunter - Only acknowledge HIR, all other admins are obviously meaningless.
Admin - ***** and whine too about all your problems as he can obviously sort out all of them.

Now you know everything you need to know about the darkSpyro forums! Remember what you've learned and have a great time!

omg ty soooo much <33333

No, THIS is the guide to darkSpyro:

"We should respect everyone's origins."
"You're an American?! Your country is horrible and you should be ashamed to live there."

"We should respect everyone's opinions."
"You play Call of Duty? You must be a stupid, immature little kid."

"We should respect everyone's religions."
"You've made a religious topic? Omg, stop before you start a war!"

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
THINGS ON THE WEB DONT WAKE ME LAUGH
BUT MY GOD, THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Quote: joerox123

omg ty soooo much <33333

No problem, baby.


Quote: Metallo

No, THIS is the guide to darkSpyro:

"We should respect everyone's origins."
"You're an American?! Your country is horrible and you should be ashamed to live there."

"We should respect everyone's opinions."
"You play Call of Duty? You must be a stupid, immature little kid."

"We should respect everyone's religions."
"You've made a religious topic? Omg, stop before you start a war!"

Indeed.

Quote: CommanderGame

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
THINGS ON THE WEB DONT WAKE ME LAUGH
BUT MY GOD, THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Thanks.

Quote: TorchSheep

Quote: CommanderGame

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
THINGS ON THE WEB DONT WAKE ME LAUGH
BUT MY GOD, THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Thanks.

Wait i don't remember, what do I do in the skylanders section???????????

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: TorchSheep

Quote: CommanderGame

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
THINGS ON THE WEB DONT WAKE ME LAUGH
BUT MY GOD, THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Thanks.

Wait i don't remember, what do I do in the skylanders section???????????

Ask everyone if Flynn or Cali is better every 10 seconds. Duuuuuh!

I loved the sparx rants

This was great, makes me want to get an Undarkspyro wiki going again even if I know people will abuse it and make it into the yeast pool that all the other "joke" wikis turned into.

Ta so much <3333

Omg this is beautiful

Don't forget:
Do a one-person trend!
Make 5 topics exactly alike within 1 hour.

Quote: Wild

This was great, makes me want to get an Undarkspyro wiki going again even if I know people will abuse it and make it into the yeast pool that all the other "joke" wikis turned into.

I agree, it would be great if we could actually get a proper one going.

Im a green sparx

Is that bad?!

Quote: NINJAsk11

Im a green sparx

Is that bad?!

Perhaps. Heh heh.

This needs cheerful infomercial music to accompany it. And read it with the voice of that announcer from the Krusty Krab Training Video episode of Spongebob. ^.^;

Ah shoot

At least I got past red

I followed the guide and look at me now!

Quote: HIR

This needs cheerful infomercial music to accompany it. And read it with the voice of that announcer from the Krusty Krab Training Video episode of Spongebob. ^.^;

This music is perfect for the job. ^.^

Perfect ^.^

Quote: somePerson

I followed the guide and look at me now!
*snip*

Now you're looking like a true dS user! ^.^ I'm so proud!

i used the guide and i went from this



to this!

Quote: ZapNorris

i used the guide and i went from this
*snip*
to this!
*snip*

Best results by far.

at first i noticed my skin getting green. then i started to have dreams about dynamite and making people mad.

then hair i didn't even know i had took over! NOW I'M A PROPER USER!

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Quote: Samius

Ha! Look old timers, some lowly Yellow Sparx thinks he knows how darkSpyro works! Let's laugh at him from the tops of our huge piles of gems!

*climbs on his gem pile (which is obviously a lot taller than TorchSheep's pile) and laughs*

*cries* You have more worth than me because you're Emerald. :U

I followed the guide and went from this:

To this!:

Quote: Samius

Quote: TorchSheep

Quote: Samius

Ha! Look old timers, some lowly Yellow Sparx thinks he knows how darkSpyro works! Let's laugh at him from the tops of our huge piles of gems!

*climbs on his gem pile (which is obviously a lot taller than TorchSheep's pile) and laughs*

*cries* You have more worth than me because you're Emerald. :U

Indeed I do, but don't worry. You'll get a "real" Sparx rank eventually.

Then maybe father will let me sleep in the house at night. Thank you, Samius!

10/10.

I use to be a popular jock with thousands of girlfriends, but after this guide I was forced to live on the streets giving bjs for nickels! Thanks Torchsheep!

I used to be Milcody, but now I'm Codhouse!

DARKSPYRO 4 DUMMYZ!!!?????!??!??!

Quote: Hot Dog 542

DARKSPYRO 4 DUMMYZ!!!?????!??!??!

I see what you did there

Quote: TorchSheep

- Song Lyrics topic
- Porn topic
- A viral video topic
- A question that doesn't make any sense topic
- An Ask ___ topic
- A returning user making a troll topic topic
- Pokemon topic
- A HIR praising topic
- I'm now a ___ Sparx, **** YOU! topic
- Make fun of dark52 topic
- Saying a fictional character is your waifu topic
- Spinelli topic
- 'bored :' topic
- spam topic
- Fanfic Topic

I feel a desire to make all of these at once right now.

Quote: hardcoreignitor

IMAGE
SPECIAL NOTE:
This is what shows up in the ads section a good 100% of teh time

You get ads about Nami? LUCKY!!!

I followed this guide.

It gave me life changes procedures.

I went from this


to this!

( spoilered due to being so life changing )

Quote: Hot Dog 542

DARKSPYRO 4 DUMMYZ!!!?????!??!??!

- - -

I laughed at "Spinelli topic"

I see what you did there


Also inb4 DummyZ

Quote: DummyZ

Ta so much <3333

Quote: Windumup

inb4 DummyZ

after DummyZ

Quote: DummyZ

Quote: DummyZ

Ta so much <3333

Quote: Windumup

inb4 DummyZ

after DummyZ

Below DummZ...Like...Underground below, very deep and very stuck underground...Alright,
can someone dig me out?

tldr

Mmm... =/

omg this is genius
*goes to make a "I'm now a ___ Sparx, **** YOU!" tawpic ;)))))) )

Quote: cowpowa23

omg this is genius
*goes to make a "I'm now a ___ Sparx, **** YOU!" tawpic ))))) )

Thanks. e.e

Quote: DummyZ

Quote: DummyZ

Ta so much <3333

Quote: Windumup

inb4 DummyZ

after DummyZ

Didnt read whole thread
Dont mess with the wizards

I can't believe I went without all this info, I will use all of this and become the best user of all users!

Quote: LunarDistortion

I can't believe I went without all this info, I will use all of this and become the best user of all users!

That's the spirit, fellow... uh.... Spyronian.... hmm...

for a second, i thought leaked golden hot dog was leaking golden hot dog.