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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#1 Posted: 02:09:01 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
If I hear one more person say "I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago" I will amass an army to invade Canada and I will brutally murder every man, woman, and child and incinerate every structure before I finally nuke the capital. Am I understood?
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#2 Posted: 02:09:56 29/11/2013
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"
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Gay 4 GARcher
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#3 Posted: 02:10:13 29/11/2013
Geez.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#4 Posted: 02:11:07 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"



You're not Canadian, it doesn't count.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#5 Posted: 02:11:37 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: DragonCamo
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"



You're not Canadian, it doesn't count.



Dang.
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Gay 4 GARcher
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#6 Posted: 02:12:25 29/11/2013
If I hear one more topic about thanksgiving I will amass an army to invade America.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#7 Posted: 02:14:14 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
If I hear one more topic about thanksgiving I will amass an army to invade America.



But if I'm invading Canada, then Canada will be the new America.


Hey, this actually fits together!
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#8 Posted: 02:17:35 29/11/2013
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"
I don't get what's so wrong with that, it truly was a month ago.
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#9 Posted: 02:20:36 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Dragons-go-hrr
If I hear one more topic about thanksgiving I will amass an army to invade America.



But if I'm invading Canada, then Canada will be the new America.


Hey, this actually fits together!


That will give us more of a reason to speak French and make more Sled dog races.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#10 Posted: 02:21:20 29/11/2013
And then the third world war will start and the nuclear fallout and death death death...The apocalypse.

No one thinks about life or "I should save this person" it's all about killing and or liking this or that, instead of accepting that someone lives somewhere else or that someone is different.

...Maybe we should start nuking now, save the trouble of it happening after Canada is invaded.

Or maybe we shouldn't invade at all? smilie
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 02:21:36 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"
I don't get what's so wrong with that, it truly was a month ago.



YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FRANCE AND BRITAIN. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.
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#12 Posted: 02:22:46 29/11/2013
'Murica is basically that. Except without France. They only helped us!
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#13 Posted: 02:23:52 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"
I don't get what's so wrong with that, it truly was a month ago.



YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FRANCE AND BRITAIN. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#14 Posted: 02:25:24 29/11/2013
...Seriously guys?!
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Stranger in the Desert
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#15 Posted: 02:26:15 29/11/2013
Quote: IsisStormDragon
...Seriously guys?!



*points at metallo*
HE STARTED IT!!!
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#16 Posted: 02:27:10 29/11/2013
Quote: IsisStormDragon
...Seriously guys?!



I know what you mean there.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#17 Posted: 02:27:13 29/11/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: IsisStormDragon
...Seriously guys?!



*points at metallo*
HE STARTED IT!!!


Both sides are at fault as far as I'm concerned.
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Stranger in the Desert
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#18 Posted: 02:27:44 29/11/2013
i swear if there's another topic about canada or turkey day i'll punch metallo's army in the face.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#19 Posted: 02:29:05 29/11/2013
Quote: Trix Master 100
i swear if there's another topic about canada or turkey day i'll punch metallo's army in the face.



Don't forget your metal boxing glove.

Edit: Eh...Make that a normal one, metal sounds too hard.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:30:43 29/11/2013 by Dark Lord
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#20 Posted: 02:30:09 29/11/2013
Canada has bad taste in Media.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#21 Posted: 02:31:49 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Well, I gotta hand it to you. Canada is better than us in that they have universal healthcare.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#22 Posted: 02:32:48 29/11/2013
BELGIUM!!!
*flees*
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Gay 4 GARcher
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#23 Posted: 02:33:49 29/11/2013
Quote: Dark Lord
Quote: Trix Master 100
i swear if there's another topic about canada or turkey day i'll punch metallo's army in the face.



Don't forget your metal boxing glove.

Edit: Eh...Make that a normal one, metal sounds too hard.


I shall put into considerations.
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IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#24 Posted: 02:37:05 29/11/2013
Quote:
*points at metallo*
HE STARTED IT!!!


Quote:
At least I'm not American.


yes because that comment totally helps your case
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Stranger in the Desert
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#25 Posted: 02:40:18 29/11/2013
My mother's birthday is October 10th.

See what I did there? Of course you don't, you're from the States!
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#26 Posted: 02:40:35 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame
"I'm Canadian, Thanksgiving was a month ago"
I don't get what's so wrong with that, it truly was a month ago.



YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FRANCE AND BRITAIN. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#27 Posted: 02:42:34 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo



YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FRANCE AND BRITAIN. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



At least they don't have a dysfunctional government who half the people working in it will do anything to get money and votes.
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Gay 4 GARcher
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#28 Posted: 02:43:26 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: DragonCamo
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



At least they don't have a dysfunctional government who half the people working in it will do anything to get money and votes.



-cough-RobFord-cough-


But for real bro, we're joking. smilie
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#29 Posted: 02:43:54 29/11/2013
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into nationalist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 02:50:29 29/11/2013 by Dark Lord
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#30 Posted: 02:45:20 29/11/2013
Justin Beiber
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#31 Posted: 02:45:22 29/11/2013
"My girlfriend who lives in Canada"
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#32 Posted: 02:46:04 29/11/2013
Quote: somePerson
Justin Beiber



EWWWW KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Oh wait, nvm, he'll just use that fire to smoke weed.
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Gay 4 GARcher
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#33 Posted: 02:47:14 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dark Lord
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into racist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.



This is nationalism, not racism. There is a difference.
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#34 Posted: 02:48:01 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo



YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FRANCE AND BRITAIN. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION.



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



Well at least here in Canada we prefer Maple Syrup, which comes from trees, instead of you fatass Americans which all they do is eat McDonalds and stay on their couch all day.
jkjkjkjkjk, Happy Late Thanksgiving 'Muricanos! I wish I could have eaten all the stuff you guys eat :c
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:53:43 29/11/2013 by CommanderGame
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#35 Posted: 02:48:09 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Dark Lord
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into racist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.



This is nationalism, not racism. There is a difference.



jauwhdOIHW

I get things wrong, whatevs! *Throws hands in air* xD
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#36 Posted: 02:48:10 29/11/2013
Quote: Dark Lord
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into racist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.



uhh, that's not being racist.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#37 Posted: 02:48:48 29/11/2013
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Dark Lord
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into racist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.



uhh, that's not being racist.



Yes, it was a mistake.
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#38 Posted: 02:49:16 29/11/2013
Quote: Dark Lord
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Dark Lord
To be honest about this joke, I didn't really like it, not much into racist jokes....Even I was offended...

And I'm from Amurica.

But, that's just how I felt about this joke.

Edit: Though I do not intend to harm with my words, just couldn't really smile at it.



This is nationalism, not racism. There is a difference.



jauwhdOIHW

I get things wrong, whatevs! *Throws hands in air* xD


I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYING A-OH
My NAME IS CAT-*shot, brick'd*
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Gay 4 GARcher
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#39 Posted: 02:49:52 29/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



Well at least here in Canada we prefer Maple Syrup, which comes from trees, instead of you fatass Americans which all they do is eat McDonalds and stay on their couch all day.
jkjkjkjkjk, Happy Late Thanksgiving 'Muricanos!6



Well down here, we see syrup naturally coming out of trees all the time, but it tastes like hand sanitizer. It sucks.
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#40 Posted: 02:49:58 29/11/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame



At least I'm not American.

HCI, GET YOUR CANADIAN ASS AND FLAME SHIELD OVER HERE NOW



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



Well at least here in Canada we prefer Maple Syrup, which comes from trees, instead of you fatass Americans which all they do is eat McDonalds and stay on their couch all day.
jkjkjkjkjk, Happy Late Thanksgiving 'Muricanos!6

dat burn
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#41 Posted: 02:50:50 29/11/2013
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo



No, you're not. Your life is just an absolute waste. You realize that nothing good will ever become of you. All you have is maple syrup, universal healthcare, and crack cocaine. So please do us all a favor and erase yourself, as your entire life was nothing but a waste of biomass.

jk bro, I love you



Well at least here in Canada we prefer Maple Syrup, which comes from trees, instead of you fatass Americans which all they do is eat McDonalds and stay on their couch all day.
jkjkjkjkjk, Happy Late Thanksgiving 'Muricanos!6



Well down here, we see syrup naturally coming out of trees all the time, but it tastes like hand sanitizer. It sucks.

Well considering how sticky that stuff is, we could totally use lots of hand sanitizer >.>
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#42 Posted: 02:51:53 29/11/2013
Justin Beiber
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#43 Posted: 02:51:54 29/11/2013
Quote: CommanderGame
Quote: Metallo
Quote: CommanderGame



Well at least here in Canada we prefer Maple Syrup, which comes from trees, instead of you fatass Americans which all they do is eat McDonalds and stay on their couch all day.
jkjkjkjkjk, Happy Late Thanksgiving 'Muricanos!6



Well down here, we see syrup naturally coming out of trees all the time, but it tastes like hand sanitizer. It sucks.

Well considering how sticky that stuff is, we could totally use lots of hand sanitizer >.>



So, this one tree in my old daycare had some sap on it. I decided to touch it, and it got stuck all over my hands.
So I tasted it
Icky
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Gay 4 GARcher
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#44 Posted: 02:52:49 29/11/2013
From having a fake internet fight to talking about syrup coming out of trees.

Well that escalated quickly.
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Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#45 Posted: 02:54:39 29/11/2013
Quote: MoonHorizons
From having a fake internet fight to talking about syrup coming out of trees.

Well that escalated quickly.



Hm? No image with it like some people do?

HOW DARE YOU! YOUR WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS WITHOUT AN IMAGE!
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3727
#46 Posted: 02:54:40 29/11/2013
Quote: MoonHorizons
From having a fake internet fight to talking about syrup coming out of trees.

Well that escalated quickly.



That's what happens when you make a 'Muricano talk to a 'Nadian
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