darkSpyro

I will be creating 'SkylandsComix' for all you to enjoy. I will update the topic title as more issues come out. Please comment on the comics so I can improve them in the future.

Thank you for reading them and I hope you have a good laugh.

Plz post this somewhere in the fandom section or your guestbook, but not here.

#1 - 'SWAP Force'

Did you hears about the SWAP Force? They're destined to return someday. The question is, when?
OMG OMG OMG Jet-Vac, look behind you, it's that octopus guy from the t.v commercial!
The name's Wash Buckler, and you'd better get used to me, I'm going to be available in every starter pack with Dark and Color-Shift variants!
Did I hear 'Dark' variant? If I did, let's finish this off in Battle Mode!!!
Well, back on topic, we know about your swapping abilities, so, is there any chance you could demonstrate it?
Oh, SWAPPERS!!!
Wait, what are you doing!!! I'm too young to die---
Calm down, just wait a few moments, then my fellow Swappers will be here.
You called us?
Where are the others?
Well, you know they just left the factory for a later wave release.
Oh, that's right. Anyway, Magna Charge, get up here, and lets show these lame 'Corelanders' what we can do!
Wash Buckler, lets swap!

*A sudden gust of wind, dramatic lightning bolt*

And I, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call Wash Charge!
Oooooh!

*Smolderdash walks in, caught by Jet-Vac's eye*

*wolf whistles* Damn, that ass!
*exclaims in disgust* *burns Jet-Vac*

*A SkyAmbulance flys in and Jet-Vac is hospitalised for life*

Well, that escalated quickly!
So, what were we talking about?

*Black clouds fill the sky and it is evident that Kaos is around*

You fools! You shall be destroyed this time by the might of KAOSSS!!!!
*exclaims in disgust* *burns Kaos*

*No SkyAmbulance flys in*

WTF? What happened to his face? The flames - - the burning - - the melting - - his face is horribly disfigured! Oh wait, that's just what he was born with.

I like how scarlet just outright ignored how this topic is in the wrong section (Swap Force) and just posted her story here anyway. Wow.

Please move this to the Fandom section of the forum.. It doesn't belong here.

Matteomax is not the mod for this section, only bionicle and ItsJustMe, or dark52, are able to.

I like it so far

Quote: Aura24

I like how scarlet just outright ignored how this topic is in the wrong section (Swap Force) and just posted her story here anyway. Wow.

I am a male.

#2 - 'Skylands Dating'

Welcome everyone, to the 2nd annual 'Skylands Dating' and I will be your host today as Cupid Flameslinger, and I will make your dreams come true.
I'm new here, so what's this about?
Well, 'Skylands Dating' is a competition where a Skylander from each element is chosen to find a mate from another element and if you are rejected by the opposite gender, you are eliminated from the game! The prize for the winners will be a year's supply of CANDY!!!

This year's representatives are:

Air element:
Earth element:
Fire element:
Water element:
Undead element:
Life element:
Magic element:
Tech element:

So when do we start?
Just a second, any minute now, OK, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 GET DATING!!! *cough cough, do not make babies!*
Hey, Punk Shock, looking good today, did you ---
Get lost, PUNK!!!
Oooh, and that's Pop Thorn eliminated. Not so smooth there, Thorny.

*Grim Creeper and Stealth Elf emerge from a tent with a baby in their hands*

I call him, Stealth Creeper Jr.
Woah woah woah, when did this happen? Immediate disqualification!!!
Psst, Flashwing, nice booty you got there, wanna go out with me?
How dare you? *blasts Eruptor with a flurry of crystals*
How come no-one likes me?
Well I do, I always had a thing for 'ranga's.

*Sprocket sets up turrets in a fit of rage, they obliterate Dune Bug and he is never seen again*

What is going on, Skylanders? Eliminated from the games are: , , , and
That leaves the three girls, Flashwing, Punk Shock and Sprocket still in the game!

But we don't love each other, Cupid, we love men, and the men we love aren't here.
Who may they be, if I may ask?
I love Bash dearly, and I wish we could be together!
I love Rip Tide, with his manly strength!
And I love Trigger Happy. I dream about him most every night!
Why Me!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

*Trigger Happy doesn't see the point of living any more since Sprocket loves him, and he jumps off a 50 storey building*

The games are over, and I declare the remaining girls and their lovers to be the winners. And for you all I have a year's supply of candy!!!
YAY!!!


Where am I? I'm in some sort of a parallel dimension!
Ha ha ha, Skylander, say goodbye!
NOOOooooooooo............

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 3

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Quote: Aura24

I like how scarlet just outright ignored how this topic is in the wrong section (Swap Force) and just posted her story here anyway. Wow.

I am a male.

Well, now I know.

Quote: cbunny84

I like it so far

You are the only person who appreciates my comics.

Look guys, we don't have to remind him about the wrong section stuff anymore, I think he should understand now. I reported him and his topic (sorry dude, nothing personal) and that's all that needs to be done, I suggest that you do the same.