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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#1 Posted: 03:33:30 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
hello i am 12 i just got friendzoned by hot girl. please help me win her heart because i want to be her boyfriend.
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5558
#2 Posted: 03:34:44 15/11/2013
wash her hair 4her

this worked for me smilie
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#3 Posted: 03:35:06 15/11/2013
eat lots of the dried fruit date before going on a date
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#4 Posted: 03:37:13 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
wash her hair 4her
[youtube]http://youtu.be/F5A5MJbfSgg[/outube]
this worked for me smilie


ok i will try that before class

Quote: Hot Dog 542
eat lots of the dried fruit date before going on a date


how do i get her to go on a date with me ??????
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 03:37:30 15/11/2013 by Big Green
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6242
#5 Posted: 03:37:15 15/11/2013
You're twelve. My advice to you is worry about love when you actually know what love is...
And no, love is not having a crush on a "hot girl." And how old is this hot girl anyway? Twelve year old chicks can't be hot... They're cute lol
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#6 Posted: 03:37:56 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
You're twelve. My advice to you is worry about love when you actually know what love is...
And no, love is not having a crush on a "hot girl." And how old is this hot girl anyway? Twelve year old chicks can't be hot... They're cute lol


i never said she is 12 she is actually my math teacher
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6242
#7 Posted: 03:38:53 15/11/2013
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
You're twelve. My advice to you is worry about love when you actually know what love is...
And no, love is not having a crush on a "hot girl." And how old is this hot girl anyway? Twelve year old chicks can't be hot... They're cute lol


i never said she is 12 she is actually my math teacher


Oh, well that's okay then lmaoo
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#8 Posted: 03:41:13 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
You're twelve. My advice to you is worry about love when you actually know what love is...
And no, love is not having a crush on a "hot girl." And how old is this hot girl anyway? Twelve year old chicks can't be hot... They're cute lol


i never said she is 12 she is actually my math teacher


Oh, well that's okay then lmaoo


told you smilie so how do i get her to go out with me.
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#9 Posted: 03:41:48 15/11/2013
My advice is to get more advice on how to get advice from you're local advice people.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6242
#10 Posted: 03:42:52 15/11/2013
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Big Green


i never said she is 12 she is actually my math teacher


Oh, well that's okay then lmaoo


told you smilie so how do i get her to go out with me.


I was actually just kidding lol
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#11 Posted: 03:43:56 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Dark Lord
My advice is to get more advice on how to get advice from you're local advice people.



they told me to divide that ass smilieD
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 7080
#12 Posted: 03:44:16 15/11/2013
Isn't this the plot of the movie Rushmore?
awesomerockets Emerald Sparx Gems: 4161
#13 Posted: 03:44:19 15/11/2013
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
You're twelve. My advice to you is worry about love when you actually know what love is...
And no, love is not having a crush on a "hot girl." And how old is this hot girl anyway? Twelve year old chicks can't be hot... They're cute lol


i never said she is 12 she is actually my math teacher



A 12 year old can't date their teacher...


It almost happened in Bridge to Terabithia....
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#14 Posted: 03:47:18 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon


Oh, well that's okay then lmaoo


told you smilie so how do i get her to go out with me.


I was actually just kidding lol


smilie dont bully me
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#15 Posted: 03:48:07 15/11/2013
Slap her ass.
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6242
#16 Posted: 03:48:18 15/11/2013
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Big Green


told you smilie so how do i get her to go out with me.


I was actually just kidding lol


smilie dont bully me


...Okay...?
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#17 Posted: 03:55:03 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: somePerson
Slap her ass.


do the ladies like that? :3

Quote: AvatariDragon
Quote: Big Green
Quote: AvatariDragon


I was actually just kidding lol


smilie dont bully me


...Okay...?


smilie
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#18 Posted: 03:57:30 15/11/2013
They always fall for that Big Green.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#19 Posted: 03:57:37 15/11/2013
You should stay to Rendar.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#20 Posted: 04:00:22 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Cynderfan507
.... Don't date your teacher....


but she said i am her favorite student! how else am i going to score?
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#21 Posted: 04:05:46 15/11/2013
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Cynderfan507
.... Don't date your teacher....


but she said i am her favorite student! how else am i going to score?



Get good grades.

Wait, you meant the other kind of score...



This kind.
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wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#22 Posted: 04:06:20 15/11/2013
Make a nest.
Make it the biggest one.
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#23 Posted: 04:07:48 15/11/2013
Quote: somePerson
Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Big Green


but she said i am her favorite student! how else am i going to score?



Get good grades.

Wait, you meant the other kind of score...



This kind.
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Oh my God...All this time and I finally realize where Big Green's name comes from.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#24 Posted: 04:12:43 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyrobaro
Be real mean to her. Us women love a bad guy. Also, if you find out she already has a man, kidnap him or kill him. You can't let the weak guys get in the way of your hot momma.


i saw a ring on her finger. i will investigate it more later

Quote: Cynderfan507
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Cynderfan507
.... Don't date your teacher....


but she said i am her favorite student! how else am i going to score?



Get good grades.

Wait, you meant the other kind of score...


i do the first thing sometimes except when i dont (that is when i fail her tests and she calls me naughty)

Quote: wspyro
Make a nest.
Make it the biggest one.


ok thanks i can build one using school supplies. i have spare pencils

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Quote: somePerson
Quote: Cynderfan507



Get good grades.

Wait, you meant the other kind of score...



This kind.
[User Posted Image]



Oh my God...All this time and I finally realize where Big Green's name comes from.


actually it comes from a bad foreign dub of dragon ball z and came from what they called Piccolo, which makes me realize i should use my special beam cannon on her
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#25 Posted: 04:19:46 15/11/2013
If you wanna get your teacher to date you, make them climb a ferris wheel with you. Even if they're afraid of heights.

Especially if they're afraid of heights.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9430
#26 Posted: 04:22:25 15/11/2013
This will help Big Green. :)
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arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#27 Posted: 07:02:57 15/11/2013
stand up in front of the class, slap her ass and then kiss her in front of everyone
worked for me on tumblr
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#28 Posted: 08:04:17 15/11/2013
get yourself a fedora, ladies love class
torok Platinum Sparx Gems: 6142
#29 Posted: 12:25:46 15/11/2013
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Dark Lord
My advice is to get more advice on how to get advice from you're local advice people.



they told me to divide that ass smilieD



Don't listen to your immature classmates, ever.

My advice: Wait until you're older and date girls your own age. And be respectful to them. Always call a girl beautiful, never hot.
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#30 Posted: 13:12:54 15/11/2013
I don't know what to say...
Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#31 Posted: 14:06:46 15/11/2013
get that gurl a scarf gurls love scraves
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#32 Posted: 15:38:09 15/11/2013
Quote: Big Green
hello i am 12 i just got friendzoned by hot girl. please help me win her heart because i want to be her boyfriend.


I tried to put this all into an easy-to-follow "step one step two"-kinda guide, it might seem kinda complicated, but try to keep up.

1. Wear a fedora. It makes you look really classy. Especially when you combine it with those cheap casual clothes your mother bought for you. Bonus points if the shirt has a picture of a My Little Pony character. Hot girls love men who have the inner strength to separate themselves from the masses of yoloswaggers and dudebros.

2. Never, ever wash your face or in any other ways take care of your looks or your personal hygiene. Only men who aspire to the mental image of the "ideal man" provided by the mainstream media do this. Do not become one of those blind sheep.

3. When typing messages/talking to someone, always make sure your english is perfect. If you spot anyone else making grammatical errors, take the chance to correct them in a loud voice. Ideally all bystanders (if there are any) should be able to hear you. This helps with establishing an intellectual dominance over the brainless dudebro population. Hot girls love intellectuals.

4. When approaching a hot girl, never directly tell them of your feelings. Give away only subtle messages and try to form a sense of mystery and danger around yourself. It is important to remember that all hot girls act and think in a similar manner than those depicted in japanese anime. They are drawn to edgy, lonely individuals and can instictively feel a connection to men who seem to understand their true selves.
Again, telling her of your feelings is not necessary. In fact, it is highly ill-adviced as it will blow your air of mystery away faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can run 100m. Initially you should put as much emotional distance between yourself and your hot girl as possible.

5. Be prepared to battle. Loads of unenlightened jerks will be lining up to get their shot at wooing your hot girl. Remember, those who fight with honor always triumph. I recommend purchasing a katana to practice with. And I don't mean some western replica, I mean a real, japanese katana. Anything manufactured in Japan is far superior to their western counterparts.

6. If your hot girl ends up friendzoning you, she is a shallow, superficial, blind servant of the mainstream media. In this unfortunate turn of events you can always comfort yourself with the fact that she wasn't worthy of your enlightened company anyway. If you suddenly find yourself struggling with outbursts of anger towards all women on Earth, be sure to vent your anger to a myriad of online forums. Remember, there are many like you, and yet you are the special one. Stay euphoric, my good sir!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:35:31 15/11/2013 by Samius
Troll Slug Ripto Gems: 2054
#33 Posted: 15:40:07 15/11/2013
Wait...if you are a girl, how can you be a boyfriend?
Dark Lord Platinum Sparx Gems: 7372
#34 Posted: 15:44:21 15/11/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: Big Green
hello i am 12 i just got friendzoned by hot girl. please help me win her heart because i want to be her boyfriend.


I tried to put this all into an easy-to-follow "step one step two"-kinda guide, it might seem kinda complicated, but try to keep up.

1. Wear a fedora. It makes you look really classy. Especially when you combine it with those cheap casual clothes your mother bought for you. Bonus points if the shirt has a picture of a My Little Pony character. Hot girls love men who have the inner strength to separate themselves from the masses of yoloswaggers and dudebros.

2. Never, ever wash your face or in any other ways take care of your looks or your personal hygiene. Only men who aspire to the mental image of the "ideal man" provided by the mainstream media do this. Do not become one of those blind sheep.

3. When typing messages/talking to someone, always make sure your english is perfect. If you spot anyone else making grammatical errors, take the chance to correct them in a loud voice. Ideally all bystanders (if there are any) should be able to hear you. This helps with establishing an intellectual dominance over the brainless dudebro population. Hot girls love intellectuals.

4. When approaching a hot girl, never directly tell them of your feelings. Give away only subtle messages and try to form a sense of mystery and danger around yourself. It is important to remember that all hot girls act and think in a similar manner than those depicted in japanese anime. They are drawn to edgy, lonely individuals and can instictively feel a connection to men who seem to understand their true selves.
Again, telling her of your feelings is not necessary. In fact, it is highly ill-adviced as it will blow your air of mystery away faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can run 100m. Initially you should put as much emotional distance between yourself and your hot girl as possible.

5. Be prepared to battle. Loads of unenlightened jerks will be lining up to get their shot at wooing your hot girl. Remember, those who fight with honor always triumph. I recommend purchasing a katana to practice with. And I don't mean some western replica, I mean a real, japanese katana. Anything manufactured in Japan is far superior to their western counterparts.

6. If your hot girl ends up friendzoning you, she is a shallow, superficial, blind servant of the mainstream media. In this unfortunate turn of events you can always comfort yourself with the fact that she wasn't worthy of your enlightened company anyway. If you suddenly find yourself struggling with outbursts of anger towards all women on Earth, be sure to vent your anger to a myriad of online forums. Remember, there are many like you, and yet you are the special one. Stay euphoric, my good sir!



I skipped the other steps but I think I did a great job of step three.

Hot girl heeeeeeere I come!

xD
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Like fallen snow, I lay on the ground and wait for my turn to fade away, no matter how unique I seem. It's my gift to you... A true sacrifice...
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#35 Posted: 18:10:11 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Quote: Big Green
hello i am 12 i just got friendzoned by hot girl. please help me win her heart because i want to be her boyfriend.


I tried to put this all into an easy-to-follow "step one step two"-kinda guide, it might seem kinda complicated, but try to keep up.

1. Wear a fedora. It makes you look really classy. Especially when you combine it with those ceap casual clothes your mother bought for you. Bonus points if the shirt has a picture of a My Little Pony character. Hot girls love men who have the inner strength to separate themselves from the masses of yoloswaggers and dudebros.

2. Never, ever wash your face or in any other ways take care of your looks or your personal hygiene. Only men who aspire to the mental image of the "ideal man" provided by the mainstream media do this. Do not become one of those blind sheep.

3. When typing messages/talking to someone, always make sure your english is perfect. If you spot anyone else making grammatical errors, take the chance to correct them in a loud voice. Ideally all bystanders (if there are any) should be able to hear you. This helps with establishing an intellectual dominance over the brainless dudebro population. Hot girls love intellectuals.

4. When approaching a hot girl, never directly tell them of your feelings. Give away only subtle messages and try to form a sense of mystery and danger around yourself. It is important to remember that all hot girls act and think in a similar manner than those depicted in japanese anime. They are drawn to edgy, lonely individuals and can instictively feel a connection to men who seem to understand their true selves.
Again, telling her of your feelings is not necessary. In fact, it is highly ill-adviced as it will blow your air of mystery away faster than Sonic the Hedgehog can run 100m. Initially you should put as much emotional distance between yourself and your hot girl as possible.

5. Be prepared to battle. Loads of unenlightened jerks will be lining up to get their shot at wooing your hot girl. Remember, those who fight with honor always triumph. I recommend purchasing a katana to practice with. And I don't mean some western replica, I mean a real, japanese katana. Anything manufactured in Japan is far superior to their western counterparts.

6. If your hot girl ends up friendzoning you, she is a shallow, superficial, blind servant of the mainstream media. In this unfortunate turn of events you can always comfort yourself with the fact that she wasn't worthy of your enlightened company anyway. If you suddenly find yourself struggling with outbursts of anger towards all women on Earth, be sure to vent your anger to a myriad of online forums. Remember, there are many like you, and yet you are the special one. Stay euphoric, my good sir!


thanks man, i try to keep my euphoria up

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Wait...if you are a girl, how can you be a boyfriend?


shhhhhh
Mad Jack1123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1784
#36 Posted: 18:14:01 15/11/2013
Turn into the great cornholio and you will score
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#37 Posted: 18:40:42 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Mad Jack1123
Turn into the great cornholio and you will score



finally some real advice! thank you <3
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#38 Posted: 19:35:15 15/11/2013
Quote: Dark Lord
I skipped the other steps but I think I did a great job of step three.

Hot girl heeeeeeere I come!

xD


Ahem.. Yes!

I, uhh.. Left it there for the reason of identifying other true intellectuals.

Now that it did it's job, I see no reason to keep it there anymore.

Quote: Big Green
thanks man, i try to keep my euphoria up


Excellent.
Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#39 Posted: 19:35:29 15/11/2013
wtf samius did u steal my advice, u big stupid baka
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#40 Posted: 19:37:26 15/11/2013
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
wtf samius did u steal my advice, u big stupid baka


Hey, don't make me go get my real japanese katana!
sonicbrawler182 Platinum Sparx Gems: 7105
#41 Posted: 20:12:20 15/11/2013
lick her balls

she'll luv u long tiem
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Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#42 Posted: 22:31:02 15/11/2013
Quote: Samius
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
wtf samius did u steal my advice, u big stupid baka


Hey, don't make me go get my real japanese katana!


STUIPD BIG BAKA!!!!!!!!111!!!1!1!!1
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#43 Posted: 22:46:04 15/11/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
wtf samius did u steal my advice, u big stupid baka


Hey, don't make me go get my real japanese katana!



ok no bakas allowed. get out samius
Samius Hunter Gems: 9550
#44 Posted: 22:48:55 15/11/2013
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
STUIPD BIG BAKA!!!!!!!!111!!!1!1!!1

Quote: Big Green
ok no bakas allowed. get out samius


Ok, I see now. You guys just can't handle my euphoria.
joerox123 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1992
#45 Posted: 22:50:31 15/11/2013
touch her boobs
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