darkSpyro

Errr...maybe.

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Here ye go, Story 1, Pasta 2 in another post since it went over the post limit by 22771 characters.

I was on darkSpyro.net, everything was fine, and then I got a PM. I was excited about reading it, but when I clicked it, a virus came up. It said: "SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE" then the screen went static and eventually went black.

My computer wouldn't turn on again.

The next few days I started to see things get fishy... It felt like someone was following me. One day when I came home, I saw standing there, right in front of me was SHREK.

He yelled: "YOU WILL NEVER MEET BIG GREEN" and then he puffed away. After that I saw Matteomax in real life. He kept mumbling: "Silver Boomer... Gotta get a... a... Silver Boomer, ya!" I told him you would get one soon enough. After that, things started MUCH weirder...

I started having dreams about HIR. He kept telling me about how much he hates his username, and how HotDogAndZap hates hers too.

Then when I woke up one night I was in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen. I saw JCW555 cooking, but Gordon kept yelling at him. I tried to talk to JCW, but he couldn't see me for some reason. And I don't think I will ever know.

I walked out of the kitchen, only to see SPARXisAWESOME and Jaggedstar talking about GtG. I joined in, but I soon left since I saw Kappapopm arguing with Aura24. The argument went something like this: Kappa: "I see this is the new Swap Force cover, hmmm." Aura: "No, you just made that." Kappa: "yeah, well you're stupid" "YOU'RE stupid" "nuh uh" "grrr" "GRRr" "GRRRR" "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" And then Abe Lincon came and stuff got weird, and then I realised this was an Epic Rap Battle.
After a good laugh from that fight, I left to see if I was near home. I looked on a sign and it said: "You are now in somewhere not home!" So I decided to hitch-hike.

An old man with shades offered me a ride. "Where ya wanna go?" He asked. "Second Street in New Zealand, please." Kay, kid." But he was driving up a forest. When we stopped, he pushed me out and left. I was gonna have to survive in the wild like Bear Grylls. Then I saw Zebas1234 with an image of Grumpy Cat. I asked him what he was doing out here. "Just lookin' at Grumpy Cat..." He replied. I kept walking. I was almost at the end of my physical limit, until I saw a cottage. I knocked on ze door, and to my surprise, Rendar opened the door.
"Do you watch Beavis and Butthead?" Rendar asked. "No" I replied. "We'll, come in anyway." He said.

When I walked in, I saw Big Green watching - you guessed it - Beavis and Butthead. I thought to myself Ha, maybe Shrek was wrong about me not meeting Big Green.

Then, I see something that could be very helpful. I see, a...

COMPUTER!


So I asked very kindly to Rendar if I could use it. "Knock yourself out." He replied. I raced over to ze computer and fired it up. "What's the password?" I asked. "Beavis and Butthead. What do you expect?"

"Uh... Ok then..." I just said. Once I typed it in and was on the desktop, the desktop image was...
Well, it is very obvious so you could just work it out for yourself.


Anyway, I quickly typed up darkSpyro so I could log in. Once logged in, I go straight to my PM inbox to delete the deadly virus. BUT, the virus was no longer there. I thought that I had already deleted it, but then I remembered that I couldn't, since my computer turned off and wouldn't turn back on.

So, I thought aww screw it, I'll just carry on and forget about it. So then I told Rendar that it was nice staying here and blah blah and that I want to see him another time blah blah, and then I left the house.

I eventually found a path leading to somewhere, though I saw someone who stopped me. "Hey! Why can't I be in this story with Ash Starkindle?" Sleepy asked "Since you asked." I replied. "Aww poo" said Sleeps. I didn't want to get carried away, so I kept going.
A couple things before we start, chaps and chapettes. This is the last chapter is the last chapter of the Creepypasta, and if you didn't know - everyone is their avatars. This may also be the longest part.

So, I kept walking down the path, it got darker and darker. But out of nowhere, I see a light. I follow the light like a moth would, and hear someone chanting: "Troll avatars for sale, come get 'em before they burn by this torch!" And it was Zapnorris. "What are you doing trying to sell those out here?" I ask out of curiosity "Tryin' to get some consumers to buy mah Troll'tars. Why do you ask?" Replied Zap. "Ok, never mind that. Do you know a way back to civilisation...?" "Hmm... Lemme think... Maybe... No, maybe... Oh yes. Just follow that there trail. Trucks used to use it when they built up here, but there were too many earthquakes, so they moved the houses." "That sounds.... Fascinating. Anyway, bye!" I left to follow the trail ASAP. As I'm walking, I feel like I'm in Beast Makers, just without the electricity and huts. And enemies come to think of it. But... Then things got LOADS better. I. Saw. Mr. Matteomax! He was saying stuff like: "Yeah Silver Boomer go!" And "Yay! He's finally mine!" I thought I'd talk to him. "You got him!" I said "Yes, thanks to a nice guy on eBay" Matteomax replied. "Hey.. Umm... I have wanted to ask someone this question, but can't find the right guy to ask. I think you will be the best to ask soooo, what are your tips for getting past the level "Road to Nowhere" in Crash Bandicoot?" (Matteomax this is serious.) "Well, since you are writing this, I can't really tell you. Maybe you can ask me on darkSpyro?" "That would be brilliant!" I tell him. I was happier that he would tell me and was sorta skipping. SKIPPING!? I know, I stopped anyway. "Oops" I said "I forgot to ask himone question, but I'll just keep the reader guessing just for fun..." I saw what I thought was a city, only to see a BIGGER city. I heard someone say: "The first time I played GtG, I thought I was at the home world, but I was in Glimmer..." It was Jaggedstar and SPARXisAWESOME talking about GtG! I decide to join in again. "Don't you think that Alchemist is weird how he INSISTS on walking around EVERY SINGLE FREAKING STONE MOSTER!?!?!?!" I shouted a bit too loud "And don't even get me started on Trouble with the trolley, eh?" I also said. "Yeah, the Alchemist thing is weird..." Replied SiA. I just kept listening to the conversation, until I get sort of, tired. I saw Paddyfitz was already fast asleep, but he was talking in his sleep, almost like he was in... Dreamland.. So I decided to sleep by the street like a hobo. I dreamt of Paddyfitz dreaming. When I woke up, for some strange reason, HIR was carrying me. He was carrying me to a house. I was still half asleep, so I was sort of: Oh yeah, just a house... But then I got focused more and it was my house! "Thank you HIR!" I shout "No problem at all, little one."

So now I know not to read my PMs anymore.

CreepyPasta 2 by HD542

It was a peaceful day at darkSpyro.Net. Male users were posting and female users were gossiping. Life was good. Crystalhero went to get ice cream with SPARXisAWESOME for a few hours, and boy did they love that. SomePerson was sketching a plan for his new house, which was going to be a few streets away from the Stuff & Nonsense board. And I-- Hot Dog 542 --was looking at the new users' profiles. I came across the newest user: DarkPunk13. The user was still crystallised.

The next day, it was another peaceful day, and I went to check if DarkPunk13 was still crystallised. As it turned out, DarkPunk was now a Red Sparx. He had locked his Guestbook, though. Maybe he just doesn't want anyone talking to him? I thought to myself. I carried on.

But the next day, there was big news about the mystery of why Yoshi (the user) was Riptoed. And there were reports of a pink cat appearing where Yoshi got Riptoed. I found SPARXisAWESOME in all the action. "Wow! That is strange!" I said to SiA. "Yeah. Users think that this was all dark52's fault, but I don't think so." She replied. This certainly not a peaceful day. Who is behind this???
"Well, DarkPunk13 is a rather odd name." I told SiA. "Perhaps, he's hacked Yoshi's account and asked for a Ripto??" SiA said. "Maybe..." I replied. But then, Kardonis suddenly ran up the park and yelled: "AAH HA HA! I'LL RULE YOU ALL IN NO TIME! THAT IS, WITH THE HELP OF MY FRIEND!!" Then Kardonis jumped up to Prextail and yelled: "YOUR OBSESSION WITH TEEN TITANS HAS GONE TOO FAR, YOUNG LADY!!" "No it hasn't!" Prextail exclaimed. Kardonis was about to knife Prextail (IKR?? Violence!), but then, Brutalbash called out: "Stop that now! What's happened to you?! You've changed, Kardonis!" Kardonis paused for a few seconds, then roared: "MY RULER CHANGED ME!" But Brutalbash questioned: "But if you have a ruler, wouldn't your ruler rule all of us??? Not you???" Kardonis' face went red. He was really fired up. "AAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Kardonis yelled. He went chasing Brutalbash. Brutalbash looked at a tree with a thick branch. And the tree looked at him. And he looked at the tree. And the tree looked at him. AND NOW THIS TREE WAS DRIVING BRUTALBASH INSANE! HE KNEW HE HAD A PLAN! "I HAVE A PLAN!" Yelled Brutalbash. Now, Brutal was not the most confident of users. He was rather shy. Though at times, he could be really confident. But Brutal's plan was to daredevilish for him. So he quickly ran to TorchSheep, but then, Kardonis stabbed Brutal. Then, Brutal poofed into dust, and a pink cat stands where Brutal was.

Users started talking to each other. "That's 2 down. Who next...?" SiA said to me. "Who knows... It could be me for all we know! But who do you think Kardonis' "ruler" was?" I said in a posh voice. "Bro, what's up with the posh voice???" SiA asked. "He he... Lil' laugh right there..." "Well, you said something about a user named: DarkPunk13, right?" SiA asked in a regular voice. "Oh yeah! Maybe he was Kardonis' ruler... Maybe...."
Later that night, it was peaceful. Until Paddyfitz heard a strange noise. Paddyfitz hurried to wake up users and tell them. The noise was getting louder and louder as time passed. A few users were getting worried. And then, Paddy yelled "WE FORGOT DARK52!" "I'LL WAKE HIM!" I bellowed. "I'LL COME WITH YOU. TIS DANGEROUS AT NIGHT AND WHEN THERE'S A STANGE NOISE GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER." Said TorchSheep in a loud voice, only since everyone else was doing it.

"Without yelling, I must tell you others to go and wait outside of S&N. It's... safer there." I announced. And then, TorchSheep and I headed off! Past houses and... Houses and... Other stuff. But then we were getting closer and closer and closer and we were so ecstatic that we were smiling! The closeness was driving us intense! And. Then. We. Got. To. The. End! But, Moneybags was standing there. A grin on his face. "I don't wanna go through all this crap" TorchSheep sighed. So then Torch and I started yelling: "WAKE UP DARK! WAKE UP DARK!" And then, Dark opened the door! "Hurry Dark! There's a weird noise and you need to follow us!" We told him. When we were all at S&N, Dark had an announcement to make. "Apparently you come here to hide for a noise. I know that noise is getting louder and louder, but if we sail to the island with Forum Games or the graveyard, we shall camp there til the noise has gone. If the noise goes for over a year, WE DIG!" There were a few claps, but not many.

"Oh, and one more thing... I'll need a few brave users to actually camp by the docks of this main island. C'mon guys, don't be shy.." And, I put my hand up slowly. "You? You can.. Anyone else???" There was an awkward silence for awhile, then, suddenly, at a moment's notice, A TUMBLEWEED TUMBLED PAST! And then SiA put her hand up.. "One more!" Said Dark in an excited voice. "I can, with the help of science!" HIR said. "Well then! You 3 chaps can stay here! The rest of us better get a wriggle on."

DUNN DUNN DUNN, DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN!

"What to do, what to do..." I spoke. "Go to sleep...?" SiA questioned. "Well, this is certainly a conversation..." HIR said. "Indeed" I replied. "Well, shall we play some video games?" Asked SiA. "Oh yes! After that we should look at all the posts people have made, and go to all the abandoned boards!" And after that, HIR, SiA and I, went to sleep.

In the morning, the noise could only be heard if you were listening well. "Should we tell them it's safe?" HIR asked the gang."I think one more day on our own wouldn't hurt..." I said.

So another day went past. All was good. We felt quite hungry so I asked them what they want for dinner. "Hey guys, I'm felling quite hungry. Anything in particular you want??" "I want some spaghetti, please!" Said HIR. "Ok but... You're gonna be cooking." I told him. "But that's preposterous!" HIR exclaimed. "I MADE FREAKING BREAKFAST!" I yelled. "But we don't want to start a fight here. So why don't you just go into the kitchen, and make up dinner.." I softly said. "Fine.." HIR sighed.


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Tis nice. :)

At night, it was only then we realised we weren't alone. SiA was setting up Monopoly on the table, while a giant Troll Face smashed into our window. It was singing the Troll song, and had a timer on it. "Self destruct in 3....." It announced. "RUN!!!!" We all yelled. "2....." It said. "QUICK!" I yelled. "1..." It told us. We quickly ran over to a bush outside and then the Troll Face exploded! We decided to cautiously walk and see what other odd things we could find. "What was that!?" SiA suddenly asked." "It sounded like a bush rattle to me..." I said. Then Seiki popped up and was fighting Nigel Thornberry heads! "Help me fight them off, please?" Asked Seiki. "They're quite rough little things" "And I'd imagine them to be quite smashing too!" I joked. So we started hurling the little buggers to the ground. Then, Sea Cucumber started helping out too! "Sign our SC plushies!" SiA and I yelled.
"I'll sign your plushies after we defeat all the Nigel Thornberry heads" Sea Cucumber said while still fighting the heads. "Alright..." I spoke. It had been an hour and we were getting quite hungry. "One.... More.... Head...." Said Seiki in an exhausted voice. ".....THERE!" He said almost at full exhaustion. "Looks like we defeated some HIRds!" SiA laughed, winking at HIR. HIR laughed. HIR giggled. HIR stopped laughing. "What to do now...?" I decided to be the first to ask. "I believe I have something to sign, yes...?" A voice from behind us came. "SIGN OUR PLUSHIES!!" SiA and I turned around to yell. "Me first!" I yelled, "No, ME first!" SiA yelled. "'Ow about I do both of you at the same time?" "Oook........." I said confused. "Why don't you just sign SPARXisAWESOME's first......" I said, not wanting to get my plushie signed by his bad-hand. Then, I had a good idea. "Hey SC, can we get another one of your fans? They're over on that island...." I asked. "Go for it!" He replied. "Thanks!" I said. I ran over to the Call O Tron 5000 and yelled "HDAZ! SEA CUCUMBER IS OVER HERE! AND FRIGHTRIDER64, STOP BEING EXTREMLY CREEEEEEEPY!!" I waited for a reply back.. Then HIR's cellphone rings. "It's for you" HIR said doing one of those >.> smilies. After I took the phone from him, a granted the person on the other end with a friendly "Helloooo!" "YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SEA CUCUMBER THE SEA CUCUMBER HIMSELF SIGNING PLUSHIES THROUGH THE CALL O TRON 5000!!!!????!!!!!????" HDAZ yelled in pure excitement. "Well... Ye-" "OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT!!!!" I was cut off by HDAZ. Moments later we hear fast swimming and panting. "I... Came" HDAZ said. "Did you hear what HDAZ SiAd?" I joked, winking at SiA. When we all got our plushies signed, we all started heading off to the Skylanders section. "Why here??" I questioned. "Pfffft, dunno" HIR said.

Dub Uh Doo...

"Why don't we just play a video game in the Video Games sub board thing like old times!?" SiA asked "Aww but that's like at the other side..." Sighed Seiki. Just then, we heard a strange cackle... "I HIRd a strange cackle." I said. "Indeed" HIR said. "Check out that sHIRne on Dark's castle..." I spoke "Now's not the time for HIR jokes" said HIR. Suddenly, a Gnorc Dart came flying at me and got me! And a pink cat came and stood in the place I was. "AAAAH!" Yelled everyone. "HD542 IS DOWN!! NOOOO!!" SiA yelled. "When does it end??" SiA asked. "According to the colour of the dart, about 2 days..." HIR replied. "It could of been much worse is an actual Gnorc was fired from the gun." "What about if Gnasty was fired...?" HDAZ asked. "That's enough Gnorc-power to Ripto anyuser." HIR said, once again with the >.> face...
Last time:

HD542 got Gnorced!

And now...

As you are reading this reader, you may wonder; If you got Gnorced, how are you still following??? Well my dear friend, I was a ghost. GHOST!!!?? DA FOOK!!!!????Well apparently, that's how you appear when Gnorced. You see, you're a ghost version of yourself, you can see others, but they cannot see you. Although you can also see other Gnorced users. Riptos, however get real complicated...

BACK TO DA ACTION

After HIR, SiA, Seiki and HDAZ were shocked by the shocked by the Gnorcing of me, they started entering Dark's castle. In search of the top. To find. The. Light. . You know what they say!? Always follow the light! "I've never been into Dark's castle before" HDAZ sighed. "Me neither" Seiki said, depressed. HIR spoke some wise words; "Don't be so disappointed, fellas! You'll hardly get to go to his castle! Sorry if that was discouraging, it's just that the most likely only opportunity you'll get to come here is if you sign up to become a mod." "Well that explains a lot" claimed HDAZ in a rather grumpy tone. "That reminds me..." SiA said "where's Sea Cucumber???" "Did we not leave him behind?" HIR asked like he was some sort of pish-posh chap. "HIR! ENOUGH WIF DA POSH LOOK!" Seiki yelled. He was quite... angry, I guess you could say. The gang headed up very long stairs. "Not... Much... Further.... I hope...." SiA said, almost out of breath. "THE.... END...!" HDAZ was very ecstatic. Once up, there were lots of doors to choose from. "Doors as far as the eye can see...." HIR pointed out. Squinting his eyes. "DIS ONE" Seiki told the lot. "What's with the yellin'???" Asked HDAZ. "UR MUM." Seiki replied in his yelling tone again. Anyway, Seiki was trying to open the door. "It's locked." Seiki pointed. HIR was all like "No beep!" And Seiki was all like "haha!" Then HDAZ was all like "LOL!" And yeah! Haha!! Seiki was trying so hard to open the door, he started sweating. He got the skin on his hands rubbed red raw. "AWW FIDDLESTICKS!" He cried. "Will this key help?" HIR asked while doing that smiley that almost no one can do. "Yes" Seiki said in a light voice, holding his fury. Once they got through the door (About time amirite??? ), a sigh of "really?!?" Came out of SiA's voice box. Or so we though. DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!!111. No, it SiA really did say it. They were in Dark's bedroom. "Talk about beds fit for a king, my gosh..." Seiki admired. "I bet that bed is the size of ten users! That's more than nine!" HIR exclaimed. "Haven't you been here before!?" Asked Seiki. "Yes, but not his bedroom! We only really hang out in the massive, oversized dining area." Then there was an awkward silence.... "HIR puns, anyone??" HDAZ asked. "We didn't really come here for those, nor his bedroom..." HIR replied, still marvelling at Dark's room. They headed up more stairs. Onto the balcony, and admired the view. SiA spoke"Quite the sight to see, isn't it?" "Well I mean just from his door it's a brilliant view, but from here... Epic!" HDAZ said. Just then, a bottle with a note inside smashed onto the wooden balcony.

DUN DUN!! @.@


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omg im so proud of myself for writing so much

"fite me" the note read. "KILL THE BOTTLE!" SiA yelled. "EVIL BOTTLE!!" "No, SiA. It's from DarkPunk13. Him and Kardonis." HIR sighed. Then DarkPunk's evil laugh could be heard from just atop Dark's castle. The light had turned from orangey red to red red. So HIR, SiA, HDAZ, Seiki and... Yeah that's it, climbed up the brickwork. To "fite" DarkPunk13 and hopefully restore Kardonis
While HIR, Seiki, SiA, and HDAZ were facing DarkPunk13, I decided to go for a wander. I saw a ghost campfire over at that bushy bit by S&N. By it was BrutalBash, Yoshi, Eevee, Crystalhero, and Mrmorrises! How did they get Gnorced/Riptoed if they were with Dark!? (Except for Yoshi and Brutal, they got Riptoed before moving if you remember.) The males had grown beards, so you could imagine they had been there for some time. Crystal was singing the Campfire Song (you know? The one from Spongebob!) I decided to strike a conversation with them. "So.... You guys are Gnorced slash Riptoed!?!?" I said in pure confusion. "DarkPunk got me while I was going to bed!" Eevee cried. "I got Riptoed while I was playing Get the Gem." Crystal claimed. "I was Riptoed when I went up the Idle Chatter elevator. And you know about Brutalbashy and Yoshi already, right?" Morris informed. I was quite surprised. It took me a few seconds to answer back. Then I realised. "....OOH. Sorry, I was daydreaming then... Hehe..." A cricket chirp was heard. "... Hehe... It's getting late isn't it?" I awkwardly said. I just... Left. I was finding it very... Hard. Hard to sit through a boring conversation. Why was it boring my dear friend? No words. None. No one said anything. It was almost as if I was talking to myself. Or Riptoed users only get to say so much stuff. I dunno...
BACK TO THE STORY.
I decided to go visit the Forum Games island... Just to make sure nothing had gone too far by DarkPunk. There were some tipped gargabe bins.... There were a few cracks... The users were still out and about... Not much. I just zoomed back to the main island.
MEANWHILE...
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!!?!?" Kardonis exclaimed. "We are here to restore you, and get rid of that DarkPunk fella.." Announced HIR. "DARKPUNK13 IS... NOT HERE" Kardonis tried to prove, by pointing at the air. HIR said "Well I think I can see him right there Mister..." DarkPunk was ducking behind Kardonis. "CURSES!" Yelled DarkPunk, sending Kardonis a little forward due to the shock. "I SHALL RULE DARKSPYRO!" DarkPunk told the gang. "I think not!" SiA confidently said. HIR, Seiki, SiA, HDAZ and Gnorc-me started to fight DarkPunk. Well, not me. I was just sitting there with my popcorn nom nom noming away. 'Cause they couldn't see me
The 4 heroes (the gang) were slowly walking on the roof of Dark's house. DarkPunk was poking the air with his mace thing. Kardonis was evil laughing. I was eating popcorn. I knew they were gonna strike any second now. And DarkPunk said to them "ARE YOU BLIND!? FIGHT ME!" to intimidate them. "Whenever you're ready..." HIR answered to outsmart him. "OK FINE!" DarkPunk angrily said. He ran forward towards HIR with his mace in front. "AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" DarkPunk was yelling. HIR dodged and said "Ooh not so fast, Mister!" This got DarkPunk's face red. "Don't get too angry!" Seiki warned "Your face will melt!" "OH IS THAT SO!!??" DarkPunk asked, angrily of course. "Its a fact of life! Not that is happens to any of us regular users, though..." SiA informed. "LET'S GET TO THE PART I RULE DS!" DarkPunk was very anxious. Anxious to be defeated, more like...

HDAZ said "I was gonna use the red button, but I don't have one with me..." They just ignored her and got on with the fight. Seiki noticed something. He yelled "HEY GUYS, I'M SORRY. YOU SAID WHY THE YELLING. BUT THIS TIME IT IS IMPORTANT. KARDONIS HAS A BAZOOKA. RUUUN!" The gang all gasped and started running around the roof non-stop. Kardonis had gone from a nice user, to being a very villainous user. "COME HERE, YA FRICKS!" "KEEP RUNNING! NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE SOUNDS LIKE SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN!" SiA told them. DarkPunk started to chase them and wanted to grab them so Kardonis could aim more easily. Kardonis was too impatient and shot, but he missed! Instead, he hit the corner of Dark's roof. "BLARG!" He yelled. "KEEP RUNNING. EVEN THOUGH HE SOUNDS LIKE DRAGONCAMO AND NIGEL THORNBERRY!" SiA and HDAZ said at the same time. Kardonis couldn't help himself, he started chasing too. It started to turn into a game of Pac-Man! HIR, SiA, HDAZ and Seiki were running away, and DarkPunk and Kardonis were chasing.

*PAC-MAN NOISE* *PAC-MAN NOISE*

BUT just while the best part of the fight had started, I ran out of popcorn! This was bad. "Aww fiddlesticks" I told myself. "I gotta leave and get more popcorn" I also told myself. But I didn't want to. so I just decided I'd live off what I had left of my drink until the fight was over.
Anyway, it appeared SiA was running out of breath faster. And while this was happening, Kardonis was gaining speed. I was worried SiA would not make it! But then she jumped over Kardonis and hid somewhere. Then the others seemed to be running out of breath. So Kardonis was getting faster and faster! they all went to the middle and fell on the floor. Puffing very, very, very, very hard. SiA jogged over to try and help them, but she fell down too. DarkPunk and Kardonis knew they had victory in their hands, but I couldn't stand the thought. I flew as quick as lighting over to the gang and burst into a massive holographic shield, knocking the 2 villains out. The gang were protected, and I had come to normal-me again. EXCEPT, I was unconscious. It took a few seconds before the gang had got their breath back. And then they realised I was normal again! And they then realised I was unconscious. "Oh no. He's... He's... NOT ALIVE!" SiA cried. "NOOO he's not." HIR said. "He's just unconscious. There is a difference, right!?" HIR asked. "I guess so.." SiA replied. "For now, I'll take him somewhere safe. You guys. Finish them off. I'll try to be as quick as possible. See ya!" HIR informed. HIR ran off with me. This reminded me of the first Creepypasta. HIR took me to my house since I fell asleep or something.

KAZOO BA DOO!


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Seiki, HDAZ, and SiA went towards DarkPunk, who had been knocked out. "Should we dispose of you, yet?" Seiki asked to DarkPunk. "....No..." DarkPunk tried as hard as he could to say. "I DUN THINK SO!!!" Seiki yelled. The gang slowly went to pick him up. And then, HIR came back to throw DarkPunk into the water with the gang. "Where'd ya put HD?" Seiki asked to HIR. "I put him in Fan-Art. He'll be safer there." The gang went and picked him up by the arms. "3.. 2... 1.... NOW!" HIR yelled. they threw DarkPunk into the water. "AAAAAHHHH!!!" was heard while DarkPunk was going down. "He's gone. Huzzah. Now, let's go and restore Kardonis!" SiA said. They went to Kardonis, and chained him up with the chain HDAZ carries around with her for some reason. They put him in the lab so HIR could fix Kardonis.
After the gang's victory, they still had to retrieve me! "So.... shall we get HD now?" Seiki asked. "We must get everyone!" SiA told the team. So they ran to the docks. "THE POWER OF TOOTHLESS!" HDAZ yelled as if she was commanding him to come. And, she was! Toothless came flying over the gang. 'Wait!" HIR suddenly said. "I must get HD542. You guys can ride on Toothless. I'll make my own way." HIR informed. HIR sped off. "Well, here we go!" HDAZ told in excitement. Toothless flew with the gang on his back to the Forum Games island. "Hot Dog! You're coming with me to Forum Games island!" HIR yelled, even though he didn't need to. "O.... k?" I tried my best to say. HIR just grabbed me and we sped off on his hover-board gadget. I thought he must have a whole garage full of that stuff. We caught up with Toothless, and he looked at us. In one of those "wat r u doin'?" looks. The view was quite stunning. Flying over the waters of dS was surely a sight to see if you were a Fodder. Anyway, we landed by the docks of the island, and hopped off our flying transports. "SEE YOU TOOTHLESS!" HDAZ yelled to the big dragon. "HEY GUYS! GUESS WHO!?" the gang yelled cheerfully. dark52 came out and congratulated us. "Well-done! Very well-done! I'm assuming it's safe to come back to the main island?" he asked. "You betcha!" SiA smiled. "Well then! I might go tell the rest of darkSpyro!" dark announced happily. He walked over to Idle Chatter, and caught the elevator to the top. On a microphone, he announced "Attention, attention. HIR, SPARXisAWESOME, and Hot Dog 542 are the users I sent out to protect the main island. I'm happy to announce that they have returned to say that everything's fine now! We will send out boats to bring a portion of users back in a cycle until all users are back!" A crowd cheer was heard! dark came back to the gang, and HDAZ told him "I actually swam to them. And Seiki was at the main island all the time, just so you know..." dark just shrugged. "The more the merrier, I suppose..."
By the time everyone was back, I was feeling better. A crowd had gathered around SiA, HIR, HDAZ, Seiki and I. "I... I feel like singing a song." I said, semi-nervous.

"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a user of a board called S&N

In the Skylanders section made and raised
Postin’ comments is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all Skylander hunting outside the pool
When a couple of trolls who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my friends got scared
They said ‘You're movin' with yourself to a board called S&N’

I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they packed my suit case and sent me on my way
They gave me a wink and then my ticket.
I put my Postman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Classic class, yo this is bad
Losing brain cells and I’m not even half way there
Is this what the users of S&N living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this Cool Cat 245?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for a user of S&N

Well, the dS plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get Ripto’d yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like Sparx, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Mad and it had Wakapro in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was pear shaped
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to S&N!’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yolo swag ya later'
I looked at my pad
I was finally there
To sit on my chair as a user of S&N"

The crowd started to cheer! I was quite proud of myself, for me to pull that off. "And now. WE PARTY!!!" SiA yelled. The party went for a whole week. A whole week of dancing and singing to everyuser's heart's content.

After the party week, everything was back to normal. Users were posting, talking, female users were gossiping.
Yup, it was certainly an adventure... ;>.>

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Idrewsomethingcuzifeltlikeitdontjudge

did you draw my picture? sorry, i just want to see.

It's bootiful

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did you draw my picture? sorry, i just want to see.

Nope, not yet.

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It's bootiful

Ty~

Heyyy would you like to appear as your OC?

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did you draw my picture? sorry, i just want to see.

I could try drawing some DS users, I know for a fact Eevee would be easy. I`m currently trying to draw myself DS style.

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did you draw my picture? sorry, i just want to see.

Nope, not yet.

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It's bootiful

Ty~

Heyyy would you like to appear as your OC?

Sounds good to me. Or some Pokémon or something. Whatever's easier.

Here`s a little ref of what i look like in the DS world. The clothing is edited a bit PURPOUSLY.
This is actually quite impressive compaired to most of my artwork which is usually a fail.



And yes, My hair color and skin color is the same color as Pit`s.

*bump*

HAVE I BEEN DRAWN YET.

Part 2

After my trip to Idle Chatter, I went to my house to have a rest.

Then, CRASH! A boat had just crashed into the rocks by the dS dock! Users came out to see what had happened. It was just a crashed boat. "Is anyuser inside it?" Prextail asked. "Not...by the looks of things..." Paddyfitz said. But then he spotted something on the wood, he asked "Hey, wait a minute...does that have initials?" "I think it does!" I said. "It says...DP13?" Morris informed. "DARKPUNK!" A few users shouted. 'Twas awkward. I just said, "...yes, it's DarkPunk13..." "...well, that's all I need to know!" Seiki informed, and he started running home. "WAIT!" HIR yelled. "Huh?" Seiki came..er..back. "In fact, all of those users who defeated DarkPunk last time, you can start making your way over here." HIR announced. All dem users then went to HIR!! Yup!!! Plot twist!!11 anyway, then HIR said that we were going to go and inform dark.

"I'll knock." I said. "Yes you are." Seiki replied. *Knock knock knock* "Dark", *knock knock knock* "Dark" "Woah, HD, pro knocking!" SiA yelled. "Thank you, oh Kind One." I said as if I was a...um....dunno. Then dark opened the door, so it was all goods goods. "Why are you here?" dark52 asked. HIR said, "We-"OH THERES SO MUCH I WANNA ASK YOU!!" He was cut off by me. HIR gave me a funny look. "...and we think DarkPunk's back." I said, so he'd stop. "Right this way.." dark our mighty ruler of all informed.

We sat down at his dining table, "sooooo....boats. If you want one, there's one down by the docks if you want one. For a small fee, of course." SiA joked. "Inb4 pics or it didn't happen." I said. "Hahaha seriously. dark, we think it is DarkPunk's. Should we defeat him again?" dark yelled "WHAT THE HECK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?!!?!!? Erm, I mean, yes you probably should."

Like i said HD542, I love your Creepypasta

BTW, i colored my DS Self last night. Though, you probably already saw it.

bootiful.

Well, I completely forgot I was in this, but I think that had something to do with darkpunk, anyway, good job, you portrayed me very well.

Could you make a picture of me?

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Done a quick sketch of Moonhorizons and Sleepy. Sleepy is on the left, and MoonH is on the right.

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I KNOW MOONHORIZONS LOOKS ODD BUT ITS ONLY A DRAF-*shot*

.......... yeah im sticking to my drawing becuse I look like the monster spike or im I the one with spikes on my head if i am the taller one then it makes perfece sence beaceuse MH is a green and im blue tell me who am I in that pic? and will i hav lines?

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Done a quick sketch of Moonhorizons and Sleepy. Sleepy is on the left, and MoonH is on the right.

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I KNOW MOONHORIZONS LOOKS ODD BUT ITS ONLY A DRAF-*shot*

.......... yeah im sticking to my drawing becuse I look like the monster spike or im I the one with spikes on my head if i am the taller one then it makes perfece sence beaceuse MH is a green and im blue tell me who am I in that pic? and will i hav lines?

The blue is just the light in the background >.>
You're the one on the left
You'll most likely have lines :I

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Done a quick sketch of Moonhorizons and Sleepy. Sleepy is on the left, and MoonH is on the right.

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I KNOW MOONHORIZONS LOOKS ODD BUT ITS ONLY A DRAF-*shot*

.......... yeah im sticking to my drawing becuse I look like the monster spike or im I the one with spikes on my head if i am the taller one then it makes perfece sence beaceuse MH is a green and im blue tell me who am I in that pic? and will i hav lines?

The blue is just the light in the background >.>
You're the one on the left
You'll most likely have lines :I

AM I THE ONE THATS FAT?

umg thats me. handsume.

Yes! I'm the one that looks like godzilla!

we both look handsome eitherway.

You have a scropion like tail.

That'd be good for sweep attacks.

And I'm a Melee/Beam spammer dude.

Ah I see this is back up...

Oh Mh It is NOT your final design...

meh. i wouldn't mind changes.

Less fater change tail.

Part 3!

"Right! When, however?" HDAZ asked. dark answered "Well, now..? We're not moving to Forum Games Island, however!" "Ok. Do we just find him orrrrr...?" SiA asked. "so you haven't found him...? I THOUGHT THAT YOU FOUND HIM SO THEN YOU CAME HERE GGAHHH DS SOCIETY THESE DAYS!!" dark shouted. "Eehhehe...er...good luck!"

"Hey, SiA?" I asked her, "Yes?" She answered back. "Do you think DarkPunk has a whole...army of users...?" "Well that boat does look like it'd have rooms for a crew..." "It looks li"-ROARHAHHAHA!! I was cut off by the loud roar, and then a storm stirred up! The whole gang jumped back in fright. "STORMMMMM!!!" HDAZ yelled, "JUST STAY CALM, GUYS. LOOK, I CAN HARDLY HEAR MY OWN VOICE OVER THE STORM, BUT IF WE GET UNDER SHELTER, WE CAN TALK WITHOUT HAVING TO YELL." HIR informed. "GOOD IDEA, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO THAT NOW." Seiki yelled. We ran through the stormy land of dS, not really thinking at the adventure ahead, 'cause we were concentrating on running to shelter! "GO MEN GO!" I yelled, like a drill sergeant. Soon enough, we got under shelter. We went under the Fan Art section. The gang was still getting their breath back after the run. "I'll...huff, and...I'll, puff, and, I'll blow....the Fan, Art section down!" I tried my hardest to say. "I'll...help, you" SiA said.

Once we had gotten our breaths back, HIR told us what we were gonna do: "Until it clears up, we stay here. We dine on each other. We survive."

*Claps*

Fanart from the last chapter



"...So HOW exactally did the boat come back with NO ONE in it..?"

(I fail at drawing confused looks.)

Cool

I'd just like to thank everyone who reads and supports the Creepypasta again for doing so. :3

Here`s another user....

My intro needs to be me roaring and hurting darkpunk with atomic breath and save the group.

Neat Sprobaro

I might draw the evil creepypasta me next, from the forum incident when DarkPunk tried to take me over, Remember?

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Today I heard a song that reminded me of a certain someone (coughitsdarkpunkcough)! So I drew him:

http://i.imgur.com/FkEH1cl.png


I know he hasn't been shown to have a mouth or teeth so far but it looked weird without any.

Reminds me of Jack Skellington.

darkpunk13 x dark girl

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darkpunk13 x dark girl

I ship it.

darkpunk? more like drunkpunk.