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Oddest Skylanders Merch You Can Think of? [CLOSED]
Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#1 Posted: 06:01:08 26/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Okay, this is a stupid, YET fun idea I thought of. smilie
K first, Stump Smash Chia Pets! smilie
....annnndddddd Skylanders Training bras and with Cynder advertising them because she does have dragon you know whats. smilie
I'm not even sorry.
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Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#2 Posted: 06:45:51 26/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
Skylander themed underpants. Oh wait, that already exists.. .____.

I thought the same but then I too remembered that is already real. smilie
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#3 Posted: 11:58:22 26/09/2013
Skylander bikinis. *shot *

Ok how about skylander ice cube maker
or skylander gummies/lolipops
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GhostRoaster Yellow Sparx Gems: 1803
#4 Posted: 13:32:10 26/09/2013
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
Skylander themed underpants. Oh wait, that already exists.. .____.


My six year old wears them. I think they're the bomb, really. smilie
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Pyrofer Gold Sparx Gems: 2495
#5 Posted: 13:45:10 26/09/2013
Lava-barf Eruptor antacid tablets.

Flynn and Cali His and Hers towel sets.
GhostRoaster Yellow Sparx Gems: 1803
#6 Posted: 14:18:53 26/09/2013
That's actually pretty good marketing (the antiacid).

The towels are cheesy but I guess if there are couples playing this you have a weiner.
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CRBeau1 Blue Sparx Gems: 560
#7 Posted: 14:28:38 26/09/2013
Stink Bomb Underpants! LOL Had to add that one..... rofl.

It would not be too hard to custom make a stump smash chia pet. That is if chia will grow in plastic.

Skylander Trigger Happy gun locks. smilie
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shadowfox Platinum Sparx Gems: 5084
#8 Posted: 22:45:00 26/09/2013
Hot dog themed dog collar, skylander costumes for your pets (spyro wing attachment for your cat cute), tech themed tool set, drobot laser pointer, ninjini themed hair gel and dye for those long flowing locks lol,
Sky Airglow Yellow Sparx Gems: 1136
#9 Posted: 23:10:37 26/09/2013
Skylanders figures made into a house decor wreath. Fire Bone smilie chew toys/ rawhides/ bones. smilie pillow.
Haseo Blue Sparx Gems: 889
#10 Posted: 23:36:47 26/09/2013
I'd like some pop fizz soda (with a 1% chance of turning you blue) and a JET VACuum cleaner

I know those were bad, Sorry smilie
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cbunny84 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1403
#11 Posted: 00:42:39 27/09/2013
I can actually see some energy drink thing for pop fizz. Kinda like the Mario one I see in FYE.
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#12 Posted: 00:57:03 27/09/2013
I`ve had this idea for a while:
A big toy wrecking balll and it has a button that shoots out a magnetic tounge. So it`s a Wrecking Ball grappling Hook.
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GhostRoaster Yellow Sparx Gems: 1803
#13 Posted: 01:52:10 27/09/2013
They really need to make a Slobber Tooth version of Hungry Hungry Hippo.
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Haseo Blue Sparx Gems: 889
#14 Posted: 02:28:29 27/09/2013
Quote: GhostRoaster
They really need to make a Slobber Tooth version of Hungry Hungry Hippo.

^This and Thumpback!
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boba772 Blue Sparx Gems: 538
#15 Posted: 02:33:13 27/09/2013
Miley Cirus riding Wrecking Ball...
(Please don't kill me...)
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sky-dragon Emerald Sparx Gems: 3206
#16 Posted: 03:03:01 27/09/2013
Quote: boba772
Miley Cirus riding Wrecking Ball...
(Please don't kill me...)



[User Posted Image]plzzzzzzz no
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Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#17 Posted: 03:24:13 27/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: boba772
Miley Cirus riding Wrecking Ball...
(Please don't kill me...)

....I thought of this before...sadly....
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niceguy1 Blue Sparx Gems: 532
#18 Posted: 03:53:21 27/09/2013
I figure an easy way to "Oddest" is something completely adult-oriented. I'll skip actually naming the actual oddest things which occurred to me out of not wanting to trigger the easily offended people... smilie

So how about Eruptor Lava Barf Chili Pepper Tequila? smilie
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#19 Posted: 05:03:50 27/09/2013
Ninjini Bottles of Perfume, Eye-Brawl Contact Lenses, Wham-Shell $4.99 Crab Dinners, Bumble Blast Honey, Shroomboom Mushroom Pizzas, Sprocket Tool Kits...

Too many ideas lol.
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Arc of Archives Yellow Sparx Gems: 1486
#20 Posted: 09:36:08 27/09/2013
Okay, hear me out, this one is just something that might be fun for the holidays- a Legendary LightCore Chill bundled with a chocolate kit.

... Dangit, is there some syndrome where Skylanders fans from Australia have ideas for funny things that match up with ridiculous merchandise that actually exists? smilie
Winter Yellow Sparx Gems: 1502
#21 Posted: 02:08:33 28/09/2013
Quote: boba772
Miley Cirus riding Wrecking Ball...
(Please don't kill me...)


*Shudders violently* Please anything but that mess, then again NO humans at all!

Three words Skylander Toilet Seats, I don't care if they exist or not that's just wrong...

*Takes a deep breath* Slam Bam Ice Cube Trays, Tree Rex Potting Soil, Hot Head Motor Oil, Stink Bomb Air Fresheners, Jet Vac Fans, Bouncer Laser Pens, Ninjini Katana Swords, Swarm Anti Sting Gel, Sonic Boom Boombox, Warnado Reptile Food, Camo Fruit Punch/Juice Drink, Stealth Elf Anti Gas Pills (There I said it! I'm sorry!), Chop Chop Kitchen Knives, Ghost Roaster Cookbook, Terrafin Gym Set, Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags, Sunburn Tanning Lotion, Gil Grunt Garden Hose, Pop Fizz Energy Drinks, Trigger Happy Poker Set, Popthorn Popcorn, Zoo Lou Toilet Paper (Ugh! Can't help it!), Smolderdash Charcoal, Free Ranger Eggs, Night Shift Boxing Gloves, Roller Brawl Roller Skates, Grilla Drilla Bananas

*Flops on the couch* I think I'm done now...(I mean no offense, I was just playing and I really like these characters so no hating please)
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Iganagor Emerald Sparx Gems: 3552
#22 Posted: 04:09:57 28/09/2013
Quote:
Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags



Im scared
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#23 Posted: 09:18:30 28/09/2013
Quote: Iganagor
Quote:
Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags



Im scared



I hope he meant as a gag bag (aka a prank)
no other reason.

I REALLY hope because otherwise this could get weird
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Phoenix_Lord Gold Sparx Gems: 2061
#24 Posted: 16:20:10 28/09/2013
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Iganagor
Quote:
Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags



Im scared



I hope he meant as a gag bag (aka a prank)
no other reason.

I REALLY hope because otherwise this could get weird


What do you mean getting weird?....its already there... smilie
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#25 Posted: 21:26:36 28/09/2013
Quote: Phoenix_Lord
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Iganagor



Im scared



I hope he meant as a gag bag (aka a prank)
no other reason.

I REALLY hope because otherwise this could get weird


What do you mean getting weird?....its already there... smilie


Then we are to late to stop it from being a wierder thread *HIR"d*
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hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#26 Posted: 02:43:14 29/09/2013
Wind Up Make A Robot Kit.
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hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#27 Posted: 03:22:36 29/09/2013
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Phoenix_Lord
Quote: Windumup



I hope he meant as a gag bag (aka a prank)
no other reason.

I REALLY hope because otherwise this could get weird


What do you mean getting weird?....its already there... smilie


Then we are to late to stop it from being a wierder thread *HIR"d*



Please, just stop already.
And stop bringing up the Stuff and Nonsense section. Not everyone knows what that is.
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#28 Posted: 03:53:03 29/09/2013
It's literally right on the section. They have to pass the damn S&N Section to get here for gods sake. *HIR'd* <3
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niceguy1 Blue Sparx Gems: 532
#29 Posted: 10:06:54 29/09/2013
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Iganagor
Quote:
Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags



Im scared



I hope he meant as a gag bag (aka a prank)
no other reason.

I REALLY hope because otherwise this could get weird


I'm UNDERSTANDING the "Hot Dog Dog Poo Bags" as being pooper scooper bags with Hot Dog printed on them. Y'know, when you walk your dog, most places say you have to pick up his "present"? Usually done into plastic bags so as not to touch it? Bags specifically meant for THAT. :S

Quote: TacoMakerSkys
It's literally right on the section. They have to pass the damn S&N Section to get here for gods sake. *HIR'd* <3

Ummmm, I don't... I just type "forum" in my address bar and pick the forum out of my history... The one that ends in 50 is this one, Toys and Merch. 46 is Spyro's Adventure, 48 is Giants. The only three forums I look at. smilie

Okay, I have to ask, what's "*HIR'd*" stand for? I wanna say "How I Rolled", but without the "d" would make more sense...
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niceguy1 Blue Sparx Gems: 532
#30 Posted: 10:37:08 29/09/2013
Quote: SPARXisAWESOME
It's a little joke some users made in the Off-topic section. It's actually the username of one of dS's moderators; HIR.

Okay, thanks. LOL! I THINK I've seen that username before, but I've never been in the Stuff & Nonsense section (as it seems like it will be a bunch of Stuff and Nonsense) nor the Off-Topic section (as I only come here to talk ON topic), LOL!
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#31 Posted: 16:02:14 29/09/2013
Quote: hardcoreignitor
Wind Up Make A Robot Kit.



http://www.google.com/imgres?i...ved=0CCwQrQMwAA


I see what you did there
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Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#32 Posted: 18:27:23 29/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Arc of Archives
Okay, hear me out, this one is just something that might be fun for the holidays- a Legendary LightCore Chill bundled with a chocolate kit.

... Dangit, is there some syndrome where Skylanders fans from Australia have ideas for funny things that match up with ridiculous merchandise that actually exists? smilie

Funny because that is actually my video. smilie
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minecrafter Blue Sparx Gems: 852
#33 Posted: 23:42:26 01/10/2013
le skylander wardrobe
le skylander chandelier
le skylander computer
le skylander windex
le skylander keyboard
le skylander sink
le skylander printer
le skylander pill
le skylander med nebulizer
le skylander ak-47
le skylander micro phone
le skylander speaker
le skylander dog leash
le skylander window
le skylander curtain
le skylander special limited edition super wrapper

i can think of more upon request easily, anyone?
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