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Does Walmart know something about Swap Force that we don't? (joke) [CLOSED]
Friendzie Blue Sparx Gems: 611
#1 Posted: 00:39:24 25/09/2013 | Topic Creator
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I was pre-ordering Hoot Loop online and it gave me this warning message on the checkout screens...

Maybe Hoot Loop eviscerates his enemies? LOL.

EDIT: IF the image doesn't load, it's simply a warning on Hoot Loop which says he's for 17+ audiences and "may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content and/or strong language"
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#2 Posted: 00:40:41 25/09/2013
Well you do rip him in half
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#3 Posted: 00:51:04 25/09/2013
EHL is the most badass skylander of them all.. hence the 17+ restriction. xD
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#4 Posted: 00:56:53 25/09/2013
Sexual Content? I guess he's a pimp, and Sonic Boom's his ***, and they...
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#5 Posted: 00:58:40 25/09/2013
Lol, I saw that too! smilie
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#6 Posted: 00:59:18 25/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Come to think of it, as much as I know this could NEVER happen, I would find it absolutely hilarious if there were a really foul and inappropriate Skylander which matched that entire warning message.
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#7 Posted: 01:00:39 25/09/2013
well, when he says to ruffle some feathers, he must mean.... smilie
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#8 Posted: 01:02:17 25/09/2013
smilie Maybe it's a good thing the Hoot Loop Boxart says "Whip up a storm" as a typo....

EDIT: I'm going to leave this topic before this topic gets further... smilie
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#9 Posted: 01:03:56 25/09/2013
good error....

there must be... erm.... other rings he goes in...
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#10 Posted: 01:06:04 25/09/2013
Image failed for me
Image link?
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#11 Posted: 01:55:10 25/09/2013
Trust me you don't want to see it.
*Ducks for cover before this topic gets more perverted*
Maybe the game's rated M because Smolderdash looks almost like she doesn't have clothes...
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#12 Posted: 01:57:45 25/09/2013
When I went to walmart.com, I typed in Skylanders Swap Force only to discover that EHL will arrive on November 1. I'm not so sure if that is true or not.
cbunny84 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1403
#13 Posted: 01:58:27 25/09/2013
Everytime I try looking up hoot loop on walmart.com it says its no longer there so what do we do?
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#14 Posted: 01:59:17 25/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Well I hosted it on my Photobucket, but I guess too many people are clicking here. Where else can I host it?

Also, this should be him on Walmart:
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Skyl...versal/24292280
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#15 Posted: 02:11:33 25/09/2013
Maybe it's because "hoot" resembles "hooters".
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#16 Posted: 02:21:10 25/09/2013
the ****?
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#17 Posted: 02:23:46 25/09/2013
Quote: BahamutBreaker
Maybe it's because "hoot" resembles "hooters".


Hasn't everyone heard yet? There's a new fatality feature you can unlock in Swap Force now. Decapitations, blood gore....it's all there. It's old news.
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#18 Posted: 02:27:28 25/09/2013
Oh yeah!
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#19 Posted: 02:36:45 25/09/2013
Hara Kiri.
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#20 Posted: 02:41:52 25/09/2013
Quote: GhostRoaster
Quote: BahamutBreaker
Maybe it's because "hoot" resembles "hooters".


Hasn't everyone heard yet? There's a new fatality feature you can unlock in Swap Force now. Decapitations, blood gore....it's all there. It's old news.


If only smilie
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#21 Posted: 02:47:39 25/09/2013
Quote: GameMaster78
Hara Kiri.


That's ok, I have you covered in case it gets messy.

[User Posted Image]
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#22 Posted: 02:51:54 25/09/2013 | Topic Creator
My ideal Skylander would shout obscenities every time he killed something, preferably with Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad) to voice it.
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#23 Posted: 02:55:50 25/09/2013
Skylanders: Death Force, now featuring Scorpion, Kano, and Sub-Zero.

(joke)

Edit: actually, now that I think about it, we do have a "Scorp" and a "Freeze Blade" in this upcoming Skylanders series .... maybe you're on to something, GhostRoaster?
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#24 Posted: 03:10:36 25/09/2013
I think right before the last blow is delivered to the final boss, the words "Finish Him!" should come across the screen with a manly voice announcing it...
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#25 Posted: 03:34:21 25/09/2013
^They've been grooming the person who's been doing it for the last two games...he especially sounds menacing with that "MMM....Pancake" soundtrack.

Quote: Friendzie
My ideal Skylander would shout obscenities every time he killed something, preferably with Aaron Paul (Jesse from Breaking Bad) to voice it.


Man, can't wait for the final ep! If anyone of age is playing GTA, there's enough obscenities to go around smilie
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#26 Posted: 05:52:45 25/09/2013
Wow, this hasn't gotten out of hand just yet...
Maybe the upcoming Japanese version will be extremely inappropriate...
Of course!
THE MUSIC HAS EVIL, INAPPROPRIATE, DEMONIC MESSAGES HIDDEN IN IT!
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#27 Posted: 06:53:39 25/09/2013
So can we preorder enchanted hoot loop on the site or no?
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#28 Posted: 10:27:32 25/09/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: cbunny84
So can we preorder enchanted hoot loop on the site or no?


I did.
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#29 Posted: 12:53:40 25/09/2013
Maybe walmart just goofed up (may I remind you that skylander toys are for ages 6+)
or you were ordering something else and mistakened it for the hoot loop order
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#30 Posted: 13:20:03 25/09/2013
Quote: Doomslicer
Wow, this hasn't gotten out of hand just yet...
Maybe the upcoming Japanese version will be extremely inappropriate...
Of course!
THE MUSIC HAS EVIL, INAPPROPRIATE, DEMONIC MESSAGES HIDDEN IN IT!


Ahhh, now that was a good pasttime---processing demonic messages in music. Hard to play digital music like this. I miss vinyl!
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#31 Posted: 13:24:54 25/09/2013
wel, he does go trought the ring right?

or he uses his staff

i can keep going on like this
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#32 Posted: 13:25:43 25/09/2013
Oh boy...
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#33 Posted: 13:27:57 25/09/2013
dude, if you know what i am going trought in real life you would know why i know so much of these jokes


talking about hoot loop .....
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#34 Posted: 13:38:41 25/09/2013
Quote: GhostRoaster
Quote: Doomslicer
Wow, this hasn't gotten out of hand just yet...
Maybe the upcoming Japanese version will be extremely inappropriate...
Of course!
THE MUSIC HAS EVIL, INAPPROPRIATE, DEMONIC MESSAGES HIDDEN IN IT!


Ahhh, now that was a good pasttime---processing demonic messages in music. Hard to play digital music like this. I miss vinyl!



Now I want to go listen to epic wubs again.

And guys maybe the OP accidentally ordered something dirty and remember
It says 6+ on it. Not 17+
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#35 Posted: 15:03:42 25/09/2013
This happened with Gnarly Tree Rex and S2 Lightning Rod. It's just a common error.
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#36 Posted: 16:27:37 25/09/2013
its just an error
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#37 Posted: 16:49:55 25/09/2013
Quote: Windumup
Quote: GhostRoaster
Quote: Doomslicer
Wow, this hasn't gotten out of hand just yet...
Maybe the upcoming Japanese version will be extremely inappropriate...
Of course!
THE MUSIC HAS EVIL, INAPPROPRIATE, DEMONIC MESSAGES HIDDEN IN IT!


Ahhh, now that was a good pasttime---processing demonic messages in music. Hard to play digital music like this. I miss vinyl!



Now I want to go listen to epic wubs again.

And guys maybe the OP accidentally ordered something dirty and remember
It says 6+ on it. Not 17+


Nah, mine did the same thing too, and the only thing in my cart was the EHL. But like the previous posts state, Gnarly did it too if you ordered him online. Its just a "dun goof" from Walmart...
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#38 Posted: 18:54:28 25/09/2013
Quote: ZapNorris
good error....

there must be... erm.... other rings he goes in...



HMMMM
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#39 Posted: 19:05:07 25/09/2013
ok guys lets close this, this is getting out of hand or i'll get a "LOOP" with me
wait, i am female so.....
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#40 Posted: 20:34:46 25/09/2013
...I am reconsidering getting EHL as of now...
(Joke(
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#41 Posted: 21:27:42 25/09/2013
His name backwords: Pool Tooh
Someone's going skinny dipping.
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#42 Posted: 23:51:00 25/09/2013
Oh my god. What happened here. Please close this and lets stop the talk about ruffling ang going through loops. And NINJAsk, I know how you feel with the female thing.
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#43 Posted: 00:42:28 26/09/2013
I just informed the wife that swap force is now an adult game and we cant buy our 7yr old it becasue per walmart it's for adults over 17. smilie


she laughed and said wtf smilie
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#44 Posted: 01:37:09 26/09/2013
Quote: Matteomax
This happened with Gnarly Tree Rex.

Only because of his new catch-phrase:
"Got Wood?"
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#45 Posted: 01:44:20 26/09/2013
Quote: Tel Prydain
Quote: Matteomax
This happened with Gnarly Tree Rex.

Only because of his new catch-phrase:
"Got Wood?"



Man, there was WAY more jokes for Tree-Rex....

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#46 Posted: 11:27:38 26/09/2013
Omg this is hilarious smilie I wish EHL could have a wow pow which enables Blood, Gore and Horror sounds, Pool tooh, Hoot Loop, sounds like someone with loopy hooters going for a swim, I have a dirty mind and this "lets ruffle up some feathers" sounds like he drugged Free ranger and is ready for the next step in his relationship.
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#47 Posted: 14:09:54 26/09/2013
I preordered him just now thanks to this thread! He should be coming October 9 for me
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#48 Posted: 14:44:35 26/09/2013
Quote: Dsi568
I preordered him just now thanks to this thread! He should be coming October 9 for me


o.o the game comes out 3 days afterwords
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#49 Posted: 04:54:27 28/09/2013
Quote: Matteomax
This happened with Gnarly Tree Rex and S2 Lightning Rod. It's just a common error.



Well Lightning Rod wasn't wearing any clothes...
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#50 Posted: 04:55:56 28/09/2013
Quote: awesomerockets
Quote: Matteomax
This happened with Gnarly Tree Rex and S2 Lightning Rod. It's just a common error.



Well Lightning Rod wasn't wearing any clothes...


He had puffy pants in the form of a cloud...I wish my pants felt like I was wearing a cloud...
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