darkSpyro

Rules
1. Rap to the above person
2. Don't cuss
3. Minimum is 5 lines per post with Max being 10

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Please don't fill your entire thing with censor lines

You're not ba-*shot*

Just part of the game I will never be mean to any of you guys...

Your so ugly you look like a rat
And your so fat
You sat on a house it turned into a flat
Come on don't mess with me
Don't be a pussy you rather have a pee

Chill795- Out

...
Just seriously wow
Guys follow the rules or get out now
You think your so cool breaking the rules
But you all look like fools
I am Windumupforu. Im gunna wind you up
Time for some epic wubs <3

Dammit ****
*****face bastard
**** **** *****
***** **** ****
***** ***** *****.

***** ************** ** *********
********* ****** ********

Pwetty stars.

Quote: HotDogAndZap

***** ************** ** *********
********* ****** ********

Pwetty stars.

I dont recall a cuss word with two letters.....

Poetry is pretty
Your phrases are so beautiful X-Treme
Your words aren't witty
Now how about you eat cookies and cream

Quote: somePerson

Poetry is pretty
Your phrases are so beautiful X-Treme
Your words aren't witty
Now how about you eat cookies and cream

Minimum is 5 lines not 4
Also guys quit with the all cuss raps they are a bore
it is really annoying
it isn't rapping
I am not a fan
So quit the spamm

(Ugh why are some people spamming this with censored stars)

Ya lil **** ya gotta go **** ya **** and then travel to ****

The real rap:

Hey I'm from 'round here!
But you are not!
This town's only fit for one person!
You might wanna stop over at Carl's Jr on your way back!
AND GET A DOUBLE PATTY WITH EXTRA SAUCE!!

Quote: Hot Dog 542

Ya lil **** ya gotta go **** ya **** and then travel to ****

The real rap:

Hey I'm from 'round here! But you are not!
This town's only fit for one person!
You might wanna stop over at Carl's Jr on your way back!
AND GET A DOUBLE PATTY WITH EXTRA SAUCE!!

5 lines minimum ( your real rap was 4)

Quote: X-Treme

Quote: HotDogAndZap

***** ************** ** *********
********* ****** ********

Pwetty stars.

I dont recall a cuss word with two letters.....

I was just putting random stars.

Quote: HotDogAndZap

Quote: X-Treme

Quote: HotDogAndZap

***** ************** ** *********
********* ****** ********

Pwetty stars.

I dont recall a cuss word with two letters.....

I was just putting random stars.

i kinda figured that out.

Quote: X-Treme

Quote: HotDogAndZap

Quote: X-Treme

I dont recall a cuss word with two letters.....

I was just putting random stars.

i kinda figured that out.

Yup..

Was I the only one that followed the rules?

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

Quote: SPARXisAWESOME

Quote: Hot Dog 542

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spreads his claws
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

Lovely~

Very~

Quote: Chill795

Was I the only one that followed the rules?

no, i did too.

Rules are just cruel
Just stop acting like a tool
5 lines are dumb
And you are just um?
That is not cool

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
Do you think, at your age, it is right?

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;


But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And you have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
Pray, what is the reason for that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment -- one shilling a box --
Allow me to sell you a couple?"

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"


"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs.

O.O
This a rap battle not poetry fool
You think poetry is cool?
Ha you don't have the guts
Your dawgs all be muts
Get ready to serve it up
You just got WIND UPPED

Heyyyyy....
I came.
I'm here.
I'm proud.
Did I mention I was here???
WELL I AM!
YO BETTER LISTEN UP.
CUZ YOU ARE WINDUMUP
OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!
YOU MADE THIS TOPIC!
IT'S MONSTROSITY IN ITSELF!
RHYME RHYME RHYME RHYME!
TIME FO DA REST
OF
THIS
RAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!11111
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SO KNOW YO KNOW THE RAP I SUNG.
DEAL WITH IT.

How doth the little busy Bee
Improve each shining Hour,
And gather Honey all the day
From every opening Flower!

How skilfully she builds her Cell!
How neat she spreads the Wax!
And labours hard to store it well
With the sweet Food she makes.

In Works of Labour or of Skill
I would be busy too:
For Satan finds some Mischief still
For idle Hands to do.

Come on guys you can do better then that
Oh wait you can't because you just had a **** on the mat
People sometimes act so gay
They act it all day every day
Come on drink this
Glad you had it it was ****

A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you, A very merry
Unbirthday to you,
To you,
It's great to
Drink to someone ,
And I guess that
You will do,
A very merry
Unbirthday to you!

statistics prove that you've
one birthday
one birthday every year
but there are 364 un birthdays
that is why we are all gathered here

a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
a very merry unbirthday to all
to all
thats how we sing the day away
a verry merry unbirthday
to all

Yo Hot Dog,
The 542,
Is for the amount of stitches,
Imma put in you,
Your sig is all about feedin' crap to their kids,
By some Bird Guy,
Just like your parents did,
Your avatar is Sparx and Captain Hook's lovechild,
A little weird hybrid,
How the Midwife didn't throw you out in it's self was wild

No offence. Dun take it srsly.
Srsly. Dunt. Or I will hunt you down, and I will kill you

Ay
Can you hear me?
Morgan Freeman can!
Morgan Freeman is god!
So is Mark Sainsbury!
And you!
You!
You like Mah Lil Ponycorn!
Ya thinkin' "hmmm"
While I'm thinkin' "mmmm"
Just look at dat perfecto sandwich!
What did ya say! Ya want a knuckle sandwich!
Well I don't feel like givin' one to yo!
While I'm singin' dis rappy rap!
Supyoyo!
*beatbox*
YOOOOOLLLLLOOOOOO SWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

*bump*

The walrus and the carpenter
Were walking cross the land
The beach was wide from side to side
But much to full of sand
"Mr Walrus," said the carpenter,
"My brain begins to perk
We'll sweep this clear and in a year
If you don't mind the work."

"The time has come," the walrus said,
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabagges and kings
And while the see is boiling hot
And wheather pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay no work today
We're cabbages and kings"

Oysters, come and walk with us
The day is warm and bright
A pleasent walk
A pleasent talk
Would be a shear delight
(Yes and perhaps if we get hungery on the way
We coul stop and ah, have a bite!!)
But mother oyster winked her eye
And shook her weary head
She new too well it was much to soon
To leave her oyster bed
"The sea is nice
Take my advice
And stay right here" mom said

The time has come my little friends
To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbagges and kings
And while the sea is boiling hot
And wheather pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay come run away
With the cabbagges and kings

Now ah, let me see
Ah!! A loaf of bread is what we cheerly need
(And how about some pepper, salt and vinagar?)
Ah yes yes of course of course
Now oysters dear, if you are ready
We shall begin the feed
(FEED!!)
Oh yes ah, the time has come my little friends
To talk of food and things
(Of pepper corns and mustard seeds
And other seasonings
We'll mix 'em all together
In a sauce that's made for kings
Kaloo Kalay we'll eat today
Like cabbagges and kings!!)

I, I wait for you I, oh excuse me
I deeply simplisize
For I've enjoyed you company
Oh much more than you realize
"Little oysters, little oysters??"
But answer there came none
And this was scarcly all because
They'ed been eaten
Every-one

THE TIME HAS COME!!!!

Were cabbagges
And kings!!!!

**** **** **** **** ****