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#1 Posted: 04:56:04 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
hello this is kevinvert i have hacked big greens account i have a problem, my left ass cheek itches and i dont know how to fix it plz help
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#2 Posted: 04:58:57 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
its ok i figured out, i scrached it with my left hand, worked well since the other hand was busy
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#3 Posted: 05:00:17 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok guys now i have a new problem, my right ass cheek itches, how do i solve this perplexing new problem
tell me before big green finds me in this account |
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#4 Posted: 05:01:06 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
is anyone there please help me
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#5 Posted: 05:02:34 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
guys help
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#6 Posted: 05:03:22 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i tried a similar solution but i missed and my right hand went up my anus
what did i do wrong |
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#7 Posted: 05:05:10 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
now my right hand is busy with a new thing and it is stuck i am typing with one hand and now my problems have doubled
there are 7 billion people on this planet and not a single one of them has a right ass cheek that is itchier than mine |
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#8 Posted: 05:06:41 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
where is everybody this fine day when an honorable young man like me needs help with his problems
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#9 Posted: 05:07:56 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
maybe i could... use scissors
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#10 Posted: 05:08:51 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i missed again with the scissors and seem to have castrated myself. i am bleeding profusely. i sure hope someone can help me with this soon
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#11 Posted: 05:15:32 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i got my hand out, but in my hand seems to be my large intestine. theres gotta be an easy way to put this thing back where it belongs
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#12 Posted: 05:16:42 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i think i will have better luck with these scissors this time. especially since i can now dual wield them with my newly freed hand and my experience in surgeon simulator 2013
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#13 Posted: 05:18:14 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
ok i seem to have accidentally cut my chest open. i am bleeding everywhere and there are guts falling out. this is what happens when i don't get help
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#14 Posted: 05:19:30 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
i have fallen on the floor. i think my neck snapped so i had to resort to using my mobile internet. i am still bleeding. and the worst part is that my right ass cheek still itches
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#15 Posted: 05:20:22 03/07/2013 | Topic Creator
everything is all fuzzy. i am still bleeding and my life is flashing before my eyes. my life sucked. there is light everywh
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#16 Posted: 05:26:16 03/07/2013
Oh god, I'm gonna die!!!!!!
(Laughing wayyyyy harder than I should.)
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#17 Posted: 07:14:32 03/07/2013
uuuu for real?
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#18 Posted: 07:24:12 03/07/2013
#Mostpostsby1userinarowinthehistoryofthissite
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#19 Posted: 07:44:37 03/07/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
That's all you care about? You don't care someone died?! |
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#20 Posted: 07:47:27 03/07/2013
Quote: Rendar
He died!? |
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#21 Posted: 07:49:30 03/07/2013
really?!!?!?!?!? i feel bad for him
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
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#22 Posted: 08:00:38 03/07/2013
Pity. I was gonna go and visit him.
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#23 Posted: 08:05:02 03/07/2013
Thank you for the special message.
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#24 Posted: 08:05:30 03/07/2013
yes thank you did he aculy die though
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter... |
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#25 Posted: 12:37:07 03/07/2013
Hi I'm Big Red, I have hacked SmartyS's account. You are all gonna die.
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#26 Posted: 14:27:04 03/07/2013
Quote: DummyZ
wouldn't it be Small Red?
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#27 Posted: 19:55:52 03/07/2013
Quote: DragonCamo
Maybe, FairySunburn, maybe... |
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#28 Posted: 20:01:51 03/07/2013
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD
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#29 Posted: 20:03:09 03/07/2013
What the heck?
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#30 Posted: 20:20:14 03/07/2013
Wait, was he actually hacked or is he just trolling?
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looks like ive got some things to do... |
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#31 Posted: 20:25:08 03/07/2013
-________________-
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#32 Posted: 20:26:50 03/07/2013
Top lel
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#33 Posted: 20:28:41 03/07/2013
I'm just making sure..
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looks like ive got some things to do... |
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#34 Posted: 20:59:13 03/07/2013
This is basically Kevinert in a nutshell.
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#35 Posted: 21:07:23 03/07/2013
Quote: DummyZ
Your post is sandwiched by quotes. |
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