Forum

Poll

13 Years of Skylanders, Have You Played Any?
View Results
darkSpyro - Spyro and Skylanders Forum > Stuff and Nonsense > darkSpyro.net Creepypasta
Forum List Topic List
Page 1 of 2 | Last
1 2
darkSpyro.net Creepypasta [CLOSED]
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#1 Posted: 09:19:46 25/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I was on darkSpyro.net, everything was fine, and then I got a PM. I was excited about reading it, but when I clicked it, a virus came up. It said: "SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE" then the screen went static and eventually went black.

My computer wouldn't turn on again.

The next few days I started to see things get fishy... It felt like someone was following me. One day when I came home, I saw standing there, right in front of me was SHREK.

He yelled: "YOU WILL NEVER MEET BIG GREEN" and then he puffed away. After that I saw Matteomax in real life. He kept mumbling: "Silver Boomer... Gotta get a... a... Silver Boomer, ya!" I told him you would get one soon enough. After that, things started MUCH weirder...

I started having dreams about HIR. He kept telling me about how much he hates his username, and how HotDogAndZap hates hers too.

Then when I woke up one night I was in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen. I saw JCW555 cooking, but Gordon kept yelling at him. I tried to talk to JCW, but he couldn't see me for some reason. And I don't think I will ever know.

I walked out of the kitchen, only to see SPARXisAWESOME and Jaggedstar talking about GtG. I joined in, but I soon left since I saw Kappapopm arguing with Aura24. The argument went something like this: Kappa: "I see this is the new Swap Force cover, hmmm." Aura: "No, you just made that." Kappa: "yeah, well you're stupid" "YOU'RE stupid" "nuh uh" "grrr" "GRRr" "GRRRR" "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" And then Abe Lincon came and stuff got weird, and then I realised this was an Epic Rap Battle.
--------
Part 2 coming to a theatre near you
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 19:41:51 25/05/2013 by Hot Dog 542
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8018
#2 Posted: 09:22:32 25/05/2013
jaggerstar
---
Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#3 Posted: 09:31:21 25/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: Jaggedstar
jaggerstar



Sorry, that's auto correct for you.
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#4 Posted: 09:31:23 25/05/2013
Yeah! I'm kind of in there!

By the power invested in me by this giant purple dragon!
The best one shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You! I wanna like you! Give avatars credit! Just do it!
Don't have credit just in your head, or I'll put a bullet straight through it!
And you! Aura bags!
Your a pancake! Your flip floppity!
You're a user! Not an admin! Or a moderator!
I'll properly reach across the isle and beach slap you as equals!
On the users! From the users! To the users! DRAGON!


You should make part 2...
---
Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Edited 2 times - Last edited at 10:10:36 25/05/2013 by paddyfitz
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5536
#5 Posted: 10:06:20 25/05/2013
*Slow claps*
crystalhero37 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5536
#6 Posted: 11:09:58 25/05/2013
This is a suggestion for the fanfic, it's so productive and it moves the story along:
Brightscales Ripto Gems: 445
#7 Posted: 13:00:29 25/05/2013
shrek is love, shrek is life
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#8 Posted: 13:23:59 25/05/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
=I walked out of the kitchen, only to see SPARXisAWESOME and Jaggedstar talking about GtG. I joined in, but I soon left since I saw Kappapopm arguing with Aura24. The argument went something like this: Kappa: "I see this is the new Swap Force cover, hmmm." Aura: "No, you just made that." Kappa: "yeah, well you're stupid" "YOU'RE stupid" "nuh uh" "grrr" "GRRr" "GRRRR" "GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" And then Abe Lincon came and stuff got weird, and then I realised this was an Epic Rap Battle.
--------
Part 2 coming to a theatre near you



[User Posted Image]
-=-=-=-=-
---
Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#9 Posted: 15:46:54 25/05/2013
Imma have nightmares tonight ._.
---
"I have my own system, don't get involved"
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#10 Posted: 16:33:18 25/05/2013
you can meet me if you want, how about go -alone- to your local park at midnight today? I'll meet you there with some friends smilie
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#11 Posted: 16:46:15 25/05/2013
Pretty good, aside from the fact that I was a boy in the story... Why do people always think I'm a dude? Seriously. Sheesh.
Phantom Platinum Sparx Gems: 5241
#12 Posted: 16:49:25 25/05/2013
Ahahaha!
---
CAUTION!
Falling Chandeliers
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#13 Posted: 19:41:12 25/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Quote: HotDogAndZap
Pretty good, aside from the fact that I was a boy in the story... Why do people always think I'm a dude? Seriously. Sheesh.



Oh sorry, I was typing so fast. I'll fix it.
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#14 Posted: 19:42:22 25/05/2013
Quote: Hot Dog 542
Quote: HotDogAndZap
Pretty good, aside from the fact that I was a boy in the story... Why do people always think I'm a dude? Seriously. Sheesh.



Oh sorry, I was typing so fast. I'll fix it.



Lol no problem.
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#15 Posted: 08:34:48 26/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Part 2!

After a good laugh from that fight, I left to see if I was near home. I looked on a sign and it said: "You are now in somewhere not home!" So I decided to hitch-hike.

An old man with shades offered me a ride. "Where ya wanna go?" He asked. "Second Street in New Zealand, please." Kay, kid." But he was driving up a forest. When we stopped, he pushed me out and left. I was gonna have to survive in the wild like Bear Grylls. Then I saw Zebas1234 with an image of Grumpy Cat. I asked him what he was doing out here. "Just lookin' at Grumpy Cat..." He replied. I kept walking. I was almost at the end of my physical limit, until I saw a cottage. I knocked on ze door, and to my surprise, Rendar opened the door.

Pt: 3 soon!
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#16 Posted: 14:16:43 26/05/2013
Nice! I love creepypastas!
---
di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#17 Posted: 14:48:13 26/05/2013
PUT ME IN THERE WITH ASH!
---
dark52 let me change my username you coward
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#18 Posted: 14:59:55 26/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
PUT ME IN THERE WITH ASH!



as much as you like that, it ain't gonna happen bucko.
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8245
#19 Posted: 15:30:55 26/05/2013
Lol. So scary.
---
Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#20 Posted: 07:26:20 27/05/2013
Right more.
Why doesn't Sleepy murder Kappa in part 3?
---
Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#21 Posted: 07:58:09 27/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Part 3!

"Do you watch Beavis and Butthead?" Rendar asked. "No" I replied. "We'll, come in anyway." He said.

When I walked in, I saw Big Green watching - you guessed it - Beavis and Butthead. I thought to myself Ha, maybe Shrek was wrong about me not meeting Big Green.

Then, I see something that could be very helpful. I see, a...
COMPUTER!


So I asked very kindly to Rendar if I could use it. "Knock yourself out." He replied. I raced over to ze computer and fired it up. "What's the password?" I asked. "Beavis and Butthead. What do you expect?"

"Uh... Ok then..." I just said. Once I typed it in and was on the desktop, the desktop image was...
Well, it is very obvious so you could just work it out for yourself.


Anyway, I quickly typed up darkSpyro so I could log in. Once logged in, I go straight to my PM inbox to delete the deadly virus. BUT, the virus was no longer there. I thought that I had already deleted it, but then I remembered that I couldn't, since my computer turned off and wouldn't turn back on.

So, I thought aww screw it, I'll just carry on and forget about it. So then I told Rendar that it was nice staying here and blah blah and that I want to see him another time blah blah, and then I left the house.

I eventually found a path leading to somewhere, though I saw someone who stopped me. "Hey! Why can't I be in this story with Ash Starkindle?" Sleepy asked "Since you asked." I replied. "Aww poo" said Sleeps. I didn't want to get carried away, so I kept going.
----

Part 4 shall arrive soon(ish)!

(Hey, Sleepy, your wish came partly true!)
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Matteomax Platinum Sparx Gems: 5378
#22 Posted: 15:22:49 27/05/2013
I DON'T NEED SILVER BOOMER!

[User Posted Image]
---
Will still be checking the forums every now and then!
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 8864
#23 Posted: 15:46:56 27/05/2013
This needs to be on the wiki.
---
Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#24 Posted: 15:48:50 27/05/2013
what about me
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#25 Posted: 16:16:05 27/05/2013
then beavis and butthead show up and kick shreks ass
Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#26 Posted: 06:27:32 28/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Things to expect in part 4:


  • More of Matteomax


  • Zapnorris showing off Troll avatars


  • Paddyfitz in Dreamland


  • And more!
---
Quote: Bimle
Why is it that so many people have hardons for dogs?
Storm Dragon Green Sparx Gems: 295
#27 Posted: 06:40:08 28/05/2013
waht did i just
---
Hero of Time~
Check my profile for where to find me~
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#28 Posted: 07:05:20 28/05/2013
Me in Dreamland?
Mayor: Come on kids! Let's go to Imagination Land!
Butters: Are you gonna rape us?
---
Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 12485
#29 Posted: 11:59:53 28/05/2013
i peed my pants
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#30 Posted: 13:28:10 28/05/2013
Say... Ya want a trollar whirlwind?
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8018
#31 Posted: 16:00:54 28/05/2013
i wanna be in it moar
---
Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#32 Posted: 16:21:55 28/05/2013
Can I kill kappa and NINJAask? How how it should be
Sleepy had both kappas and NINJAasks heads he got a gun and shot them blood was everywhere.
---
dark52 let me change my username you coward
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 16:23:26 28/05/2013 by Sleepy0429
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9268
#33 Posted: 16:25:33 28/05/2013
*casually walks in*

Oh hey, nice Creepypasta you got there.

*silence*

Well, bye.

*exits*
---
It doesn't matter if the bars are iron or gold, a cage is a cage.
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#34 Posted: 18:57:13 28/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Can I kill kappa and NINJAask? How how it should be
Sleepy had both kappas and NINJAasks heads he got a gun and shot them blood was everywhere.


_____
---
"I have my own system, don't get involved"
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#35 Posted: 19:00:01 28/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Can I kill kappa and NINJAask? How how it should be
Sleepy had both kappas and NINJAasks heads he got a gun and shot them blood was everywhere.



WHUT?
---
Black lives matter, love is love, trans men are men and trans women are women!!!
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#36 Posted: 19:50:22 28/05/2013
Quote: paddyfitz
Quote: Sleepy0429
Can I kill kappa and NINJAask? How how it should be
Sleepy had both kappas and NINJAasks heads he got a gun and shot them blood was everywhere.



WHUT?



Ok only kappa Im wanna see him die by me.
---
dark52 let me change my username you coward
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#37 Posted: 20:01:34 28/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Quote: paddyfitz
Quote: Sleepy0429
Can I kill kappa and NINJAask? How how it should be
Sleepy had both kappas and NINJAasks heads he got a gun and shot them blood was everywhere.



WHUT?



Ok only kappa Im wanna see him die by me.


wtf is wrong with you
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#38 Posted: 20:23:06 28/05/2013
I wants to appear. :3
---
Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
prextail202 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4039
#39 Posted: 20:38:30 28/05/2013
I wish to be in this Creepypasta!
---
di ****n molto or whatever I guess
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#40 Posted: 21:03:15 28/05/2013
i suggest having sleepy die unceremoniously while having a wet dream about kappa
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#41 Posted: 21:06:27 28/05/2013
Quote: Big Green
i suggest having sleepy die unceremoniously while having a wet dream about kappa


sleepy's life flashes before his eyes and all that was there was kappa, forever.
Sleepy0429 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#42 Posted: 22:02:30 28/05/2013
Ignore Big Green and Rendar they are alts.
---
dark52 let me change my username you coward
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#43 Posted: 23:40:13 28/05/2013
I dumped a brick castle because of how scary it was.
---
the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#44 Posted: 23:41:35 28/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Ignore Big Green and Rendar they are alts.


i am not big green
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 6633
#45 Posted: 23:42:48 28/05/2013
Quote: Sleepy0429
Ignore Big Green and Rendar they are alts.


hey i'm not Rendar!!!
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#46 Posted: 23:47:06 28/05/2013
Sounds good! When is part 4?
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:48:58 28/05/2013 by Ash Starkindle
Page 1 of 2 | Last
1 2
Forum List Topic List

Please login or register a forum account to post a message.

Username Password Remember Me