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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#1 Posted: 03:42:38 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
Tornado sirens have gone off. I'm screwed!

IM NOT KIDDING!

If I don't post tomorrow, I'm probably dead!
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5428
#2 Posted: 03:45:44 20/05/2013
Don't panic, follow safety precautions. If you die, then you did something wrong.

Is this your first tornado experience? >.>
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Bean Sprout Blue Sparx Gems: 893
#3 Posted: 03:46:41 20/05/2013
If you live in an area where a tornado of that severity may occur, you would likely have some sort of cellar or basement. Retreat to that location.
Also, there is no need to worry this much. That will only hinder your ability to make quick decisions. After all, it will likely miss your location or do little damage to it, depending on where you live.
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HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#4 Posted: 03:49:12 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I live in tornado alley, and have dealt with several tornado warnings, but it still scares the **** out of me every time. I'm a worry freak.

EDIT: Aw **** it's hailing! And lightning! MY FREAKIN ROOM LIT UP!!!

As you can see, I tend to use some foul language when stressed...
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#5 Posted: 03:57:53 20/05/2013
Quote: Bean Sprout
If you live in an area where a tornado of that severity may occur, you would likely have some sort of cellar or basement. Retreat to that location.
Also, there is no need to worry this much. That will only hinder your ability to make quick decisions. After all, it will likely miss your location or do little damage to it, depending on where you live.


Not neccessarily. I live in Texas, a part of Tornado Alley, and at least in the part of Texas I'm in, the soil is a certain way that it's not really suitable for building a proper basement. Very few if anyone has a basement where I live.

I get it though, this stuff is scary. Just find somewhere safe and curl up. I usually go with the pantry of my house since it's the center point of the first floor. A bathtub should also suffice.
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#6 Posted: 04:28:21 20/05/2013
Go to anywhere that seems safe, go to a bath tub, and just get a pillow, and comforter, and cover yourself with it. Be close to family, as if something happens, they should know. Never been in a tornado myself, but just find somewhere safe, stay away from glass windows/doors. Stay away from anything that seems fragile, and best of all, be safe.
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#7 Posted: 05:58:08 20/05/2013
They say the most important rule is to stay calm. But it's not really, but staying calm will help you get through this tragic crisis.

So really stay safe and calm.
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Hot Dog 542 Gold Sparx Gems: 2872
#8 Posted: 06:02:34 20/05/2013
Just saw something on the news about "tornado terror" and it might be HotDogAndZap's place. D:
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sky-dragon Emerald Sparx Gems: 3206
#9 Posted: 06:07:52 20/05/2013
i know is not a joke but warnado we no need ur tornadoes over there i think warnado went on a rampage for not being feed
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Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#10 Posted: 12:21:31 20/05/2013
spoiler alert
CommanderGame Emerald Sparx Gems: 3610
#11 Posted: 13:07:37 20/05/2013
another reason to come to canada
X-Treme Ripto Gems: 360
#12 Posted: 14:48:10 20/05/2013
In MI we get about 5 tornadoes a year. Dont worry about it, unless you are really unlucky.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#13 Posted: 15:01:57 20/05/2013
^What everyone else said.
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"Moo".
GP-38 Blue Sparx Gems: 736
#14 Posted: 15:08:10 20/05/2013
I've lived with tornadoes rolling around. And I'm in VA. But the earthquake in 2011 was way worse.
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Kariana Emerald Sparx Gems: 3057
#15 Posted: 15:31:38 20/05/2013
Scary, really scary... I'll keep you in my prayers bud!
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6345
#16 Posted: 16:09:49 20/05/2013
He hasn't posted again yet, I think he died
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#17 Posted: 16:12:49 20/05/2013
If she is dead, we'll have an official darkSpyro funeral for her smilie
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Zithdaitoh Diamond Sparx Gems: 9698
#18 Posted: 16:34:35 20/05/2013
I've never had to deal with a tornado before, but I would think there to at least be the possibility that it might knock out the power for a while.
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8213
#19 Posted: 16:45:40 20/05/2013
Hopefully you will be okay. I hope you will still be alive.
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#20 Posted: 16:54:35 20/05/2013
Go and finish your bucket list if you think its that serious.
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#21 Posted: 17:47:41 20/05/2013
Guys, she hasn't posted yet because she's probably still ducking in her basement, she'll post in the morning if she's still alive.
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#22 Posted: 18:07:18 20/05/2013
herp derp lets play tag with a tornado smilie
paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#23 Posted: 18:21:00 20/05/2013
Aran, your usually funny, but this is serious.
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aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#24 Posted: 18:30:31 20/05/2013
Quote: paddyfitz
Aran, your usually funny, but this is serious.

o.... i thought he was ok, did something happen?
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#25 Posted: 18:42:46 20/05/2013
Well, if her house WAS blown away, she can't exactly post......
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#26 Posted: 19:52:03 20/05/2013
The power's probably gone out. Duh, it's a freakin' tornado. The pylons aren't gonna stand up forever!
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oh my god
TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#27 Posted: 20:08:44 20/05/2013
I really hope she's alright. smilie
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Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#28 Posted: 20:31:43 20/05/2013
Me too. Don't die! If you do, smilie
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#29 Posted: 20:39:32 20/05/2013
HDAZ, I might not know anyone on here, but I do kinda think you are awesome. I hope you're ok.
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BigBoom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3262
#30 Posted: 20:40:25 20/05/2013
I hope she's okay. :c
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8213
#31 Posted: 20:43:50 20/05/2013
I hope she is alright.
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#32 Posted: 20:54:44 20/05/2013
Her internet/power/phone probably went out, which is also a possibility as she hasn't posted.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#33 Posted: 20:58:11 20/05/2013
Yeah, I don't envy anyone living in tornado alley. I'd actually rather have cancer (again) than have to deal with the constant threats and deadly tornadoes every spring/summer. <.<;
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paddyfitz Gold Sparx Gems: 2242
#34 Posted: 20:58:20 20/05/2013
Guys, she's okay, she posted on my GB a second ago!
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#35 Posted: 21:10:13 20/05/2013
Quote: paddyfitz
Guys, she's okay, she posted on my GB a second ago!

Yey! HDAZ is ok! *Tackle hugs HDAZ to death*

RIP: HotDogandZap, hugged to death.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
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#36 Posted: 21:10:21 20/05/2013
Quote: HIR
Yeah, I don't envy anyone living in tornado alley. I'd actually rather have cancer (again) than have to deal with the constant threats and deadly tornadoes every spring/summer. <.<;



I wouldnt. It's easier to go underground then suffer for a cureless disease.
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#37 Posted: 21:15:09 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
I AM ALIVE!!!!! Surprisingly.
Yoshi Emerald Sparx Gems: 3062
#38 Posted: 21:16:47 20/05/2013
That's good, I was worried for you guys.
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TorchSheep Emerald Sparx Gems: 3376
#39 Posted: 21:17:20 20/05/2013
Quote: HotDogAndZap
I AM ALIVE!!!!! Surprisingly.


smilie Thank God for that! So glad you're okay.
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"I have my own system, don't get involved"
HotDogAndZap Emerald Sparx Gems: 3531
#40 Posted: 21:19:20 20/05/2013 | Topic Creator
We got some hail damage, but a tornado didn't touch down. I was so freakin scared. The power went off and killed my technology for a while.
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6692
#41 Posted: 21:19:47 20/05/2013
Quote: HotDogAndZap
I AM ALIVE!!!!! Surprisingly.



AHHHHHHHHHHH! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRRRREEEEE!!!!!

Jk, yay ^__^
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Gay 4 GARcher
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8018
#42 Posted: 21:26:11 20/05/2013
SHE IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
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oh my god
Ash Starkindle Gold Sparx Gems: 2625
#43 Posted: 21:30:21 20/05/2013
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
IsisStormDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 7127
#44 Posted: 21:43:15 20/05/2013
Quote: HotDogAndZap
We got some hail damage, but a tornado didn't touch down. I was so freakin scared. The power went off and killed my technology for a while.


Glad you're alright.
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Stranger in the Desert
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#45 Posted: 21:49:08 20/05/2013
Quote: HotDogAndZap
I AM ALIVE!!!!! Surprisingly.

hooray, now i can make more tornado jokes
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#46 Posted: 21:51:36 20/05/2013
The tornados played a game of baseball today. Did you get hit by the baseball sized hail?
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TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5652
#47 Posted: 21:51:56 20/05/2013
http://www.azfamily.com/live-stream/
There's a live stream showing how bad the damage is.
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